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The Bitcoin Brainlet
>follows trends without understanding fundamentals
>wants to get rich without doing hard work
>greedy and mendacious
>lives in his parent's basement
>used his "money" to buy weed and commission diaper vore porn
>invested in a ephemeral digital "currency" that doesn't even exist
>lost everything and is currently working up the courage to end it all

The Funko Pop! Intellectual
>has extensively studied the market
>the top man at his firm
>a philanthropist in his community and patron of the arts
>lives in a Manhattan penthouse with his beautiful white family
>is using his fortune to establish a dynasty for future generations
>made a rock-solid investment that will never ever lose value
>currently shopping for a 300-foot yacht