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hear this... if usually try to cum ~5 times a day, how much would i be making per month if i were to sell that fresh cum? also note that some drones need to deliver the cum because i can only shoot large loads in the comfort of my home. just imagining drones flying with my cum packets makes me kek internally anyway.

so, teckhnikly its possible so liike... how much we talking here (per month)?

>> No.53433323
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Damn. Everything reminds me of my ex girlfriend

>> No.53433349

>>53433297
No one will pay for your sperm unless you're over 6 feet and white with a college degree. If you have blue eyes even better.
If you have those things you can sell to a sperm bank.

>> No.53433372

>>53433349
I’m 6’2” white with green eyes. No college degree. Oh well. I wouldn’t sell my sperm anyway.

>> No.53433382

>>53433333
i should call her

>> No.53433576

>>53433297
That's a man

>> No.53433594

>>53433297
when you say you cum 5 times a day, you really mean this?
You know you have been psyoped into believing cuming non stop is ok ? you know you're about to become a balding zombie with black circles around the eyes?

>> No.53433661

>>53433297
GPT Inu will suck all your cum into its AI dogpussy and create a superior doppelganger that will rape you for eternity in a timestretched cyber prison. gg no re

>> No.53433682

Pumpussy...

>> No.53433683
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>>53433594
>cum 5 times a day, you really mean this?
and i feel like a billion bucks every dam day ;)

i would only sell if drone were to come and pick up my cum, no way im going to some local sperm bank lol, either get with the times or no cummies from me.

>> No.53434866
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>>53433661
Go write a cyberpunk coomer visual novel

>> No.53435569

>>53434866
i think you mean "go prompt chatgpt to write you one".