/biz/ - Business & Finance

File: 228 KB, 1080x1063, Screenshot_2023-01-23-15-55-40-585_com.instagram.android-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:37:36 2023 No.53422437 [Reply] [Original]

Sopranos Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Previous >>53421052

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:38:55 2023 No.53422450

>>53422437
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:40:34 2023 No.53422472 File: 165 KB, 1105x1080, 1633113232283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:41:03 2023 No.53422480 File: 185 KB, 761x555, 1674441006931678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:41:35 2023 No.53422493 File: 198 KB, 924x616, 1674159094821125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In all seriousness, what in the fuck were those halts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:42:38 2023 No.53422511 File: 125 KB, 1177x1025, 1651849286647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422472

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:42:39 2023 No.53422513 >>53422437 Why is MICROSOFT pumping???? DUMB BULLNIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:42:42 2023 No.53422514 File: 319 KB, 383x808, skyt whisper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SKYT bros where we at? I need a good pun for the stock name. I can't keep using "SKYT bros".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:39 2023 No.53422528 Microsoft? More like Micropenis. Cloud growth looks like dogshit. No one likes Azure. Teams is letting Slack eat their lunch. Sell high,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:42 2023 No.53422530 File: 15 KB, 550x502, 1662510344585313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >printing out my tax forms

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:43:58 2023 No.53422536 File: 175 KB, 2196x1071, 8026003C-A09C-4972-A512-66E5885CCAE0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you buy this chart?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:44:02 2023 No.53422538

>>53422493
I'll tell you what it was but nobody will believe me.

Those were an illegal way to hit stop losses on major companies before the meltup. Inflation data will be bullish as fuck and the Fed will start to Pivot. They wanted your shares and if you had a stop loss, they got them.
All I hear on CNBC is bearish talk. That means the bottom is fucken in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:44:14 2023 No.53422542 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, 1666994616912973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422472 >>53422511 >>53422513 >>53422480 Tony bros WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:44:34 2023 No.53422545 File: 251 KB, 500x500, tumblr_pwssa6AA8h1v7pdb2o4_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422513 why would not. there is nothing significant going on there. it's slightly bearish actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAa2mSxZvXw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:45:47 2023 No.53422565 >>53422514 GroundFire

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:45:53 2023 No.53422567 Lets talk about SAVA. lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:45:56 2023 No.53422568 File: 87 KB, 821x869, DQrGSowVwAEhtodsadfsadf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope tomorrow's hidenberg report saves my puts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:46:18 2023 No.53422575 >>53422513 Amzn also. It’s officially over bros. we’ve survived. You didn’t sell your shares down 50% did you anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:46:25 2023 No.53422577 >>53422536 Kek looks exactly like that meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:46:28 2023 No.53422578 Bear cucks still comfy? SOXL chads are comfy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:47:14 2023 No.53422590 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 1645735406559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422542 it seems like they hate money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:49:49 2023 No.53422621 >>53422514 SKYT kangs is what I have been using.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:49:54 2023 No.53422622 File: 93 KB, 800x450, E8c5o-IVEAAKnE2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MICROSOFT CEO SAYS SOME 80% OF LINKEDIN SIGN-UPS CAME FROM OUTSIDE UNITED STATES - CONF CALL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:50:49 2023 No.53422630 WTF BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:52:29 2023 No.53422651 File: 246 KB, 600x413, 1614303447188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422630 Yes >pre-futures OH NONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:53:41 2023 No.53422666 File: 84 KB, 1200x673, tony-3-1200x673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422590 So it seems so it seems

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:54:04 2023 No.53422670 >>53422622 Is it true that most people live outside of the united states and most are nonwhite?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:55:02 2023 No.53422681
File: 31 KB, 620x349, TeslaMoonMission.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Teslabros, how are we looking?

The stock is rebounding and looks poised for a bull run. Still on a massive FIRE SALE off its high.

I am feeling wonderful and planning to add some more TSLA to my portfolio this week!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:56:07 2023 No.53422692 >>53422681 TSLA headed to $4000 a share soon. Cathy may be crazy, but she was right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:56:28 2023 No.53422697 >>53422670 No it's a myth, an urban legend. If most people lived outside of the USA they would sneak into the USA and sooner or later most people would live inside the USA, it's the Coudenhove-Kalergi Equilibrium.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:56:30 2023 No.53422698

Last year I took out a personal loan. Everyone thought I was crazy. But here we are a year later with my loan terms cheap as hell and only 3 years of making payments left to go all while my KO stock is making me green and I do nothing but sit on my ass and smile day in and day out. (Another pay bump on tap for later this year to. Rumor is another 8% like last year)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:56:57 2023 No.53422705 >>53422530 Same bro, fucking kikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:57:16 2023 No.53422708 File: 862 KB, 1133x876, 1635960836090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422542

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:57:56 2023 No.53422719

>see people talking about 'introverts'
>realize they're women because they define introversion as "someone who just likes a cup of hot chocolate watching their favorite show" or some shit
Just wanna throw them all the in fucking gulag. No more cute twitter/linkedin bios to read, no more hr bullshit, no more retarded articles by 46yo women complaining they can't find people willing to put up with their shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:15 2023 No.53422723 >>53422493 strategy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:36 2023 No.53422727 File: 295 KB, 600x584, 1618772490869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422705 It's worse.. I left a job last year, and now I can't access my W-2 through the online systems. They better send me one in the mail.......

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:58:46 2023 No.53422730 women owe me sex, stocks owe me profit

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:59:12 2023 No.53422732
File: 94 KB, 640x360, AKPLT9rZCjzdLEsgdUkWn_8RlTwTourQbswgxh3We8Y.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Defence instury etf ita all time high soon ukraine got approved leopards batallions by germany, Abrams by usa and soon likely f16's. Usa has abrams warehouses full
thousands of them. Nanite armor maybe too high tech so you need to taske off uranium armor before sending them cause it's top secret tech

it would be vice for putin to surrender and write peace papers because when the army gets defeated it typically collapses within 1-3 days and then all the people in kreml will
lose power in instant. historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kywvddotm7Q

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:01:15 2023 No.53422760

wtf is the point of even doing anything anymore if AI can just do everything better? why make art when AI can just make better art to an infinite degree in mere seconds? why learn to code when AI can already do it better than most people?

why do anything at all? i figure once it's good enough that's when the elites kill us all off since they don't need us anymore. i doubt we're all gonna get to live in a NEET utopia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:01:16 2023 No.53422762 all that coffee and mountain dew is catching up with me, i do not feel good bros if today's the day, i'd like every poster in /smg/ to select one of my funko pops for themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:01:47 2023 No.53422769 >>53422732 the war isnt even real

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:02:04 2023 No.53422770 File: 58 KB, 1000x1024, 1665160263751621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422622 >fire poos >fly them back >send out linkedin invitation link extremely based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:02:59 2023 No.53422779 >>53422760 there has never been a point to doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:03:34 2023 No.53422786 File: 308 KB, 624x642, 1668138029677468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422437 How the fuck has nobody posted MSFT once. How's Satya Nadella doing? Seems to be talking big game

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:04:15 2023 No.53422793

>>53422760
>Why play chess if AI can do it better?
>Why play games if AI can do it better?
>Why write a book if AI can do it better?
>Why draw if AI can do it better?
>Why lift weights in AI can lift better?

Because its fun anon. Because life isn't about trying to compare yourself to others or seeking the approval of random strangers. Imagine a world where we are free to pursue our passions, no matter how frivolous or pointless they may seem to others. That's what AI offers us, one day.
Whether the (((elites))) let us all benefit is another story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:06:06 2023 No.53422812 >>53422538 Bullshit but I believe it

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:07:13 2023 No.53422824

>>53422760
There's always been someone better than you, especially you, an anon on fucking 4chan. Why write when there's centuries of better writers who did it better than you could ever dream and all you're really doing is a poor imitation of them anyway
Retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:07:16 2023 No.53422826 BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:07:28 2023 No.53422828 File: 37 KB, 540x507, Holy fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit Microsoft is about to go red

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:08:34 2023 No.53422845 >microshit kek, lmfao even welcome to jewtown anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:08:35 2023 No.53422846 MSFTbros... it's over

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:00 2023 No.53422853 cowabunga dudes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:49 2023 No.53422858 >bonds rising as if the fed isn't going to raise rates and tank the market in a week Easiest fucking puts of my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:52 2023 No.53422859 File: 613 KB, 904x500, 1521982489749.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is MSFT giving back it's after hours gains now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:09:59 2023 No.53422861 File: 1 KB, 67x77, ow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ETH down 4% in an hour. Hold on to your anuses, techfriends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:10:22 2023 No.53422866 File: 35 KB, 206x273, 1651182383958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422826 >>53422828 fuck he wanted to say diversity hires but said niggers instead in conference call

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:10:40 2023 No.53422870 >>53422859 they wouldn't give guidance super bullish bro keep buying, kek yeah we are in a fucking depression

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:11:05 2023 No.53422881 >futures well so much for that giga pump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:11:08 2023 No.53422884 File: 94 KB, 1280x720, Immortan Joe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GUZZOLINE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:11:12 2023 No.53422886 How long until brockerages like BlackRock make their own crypto coin?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:11:17 2023 No.53422887
File: 54 KB, 540x622, Georgy_Zhukov.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53422732
>historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions
The Germans over ran not just divisions, but entire Russian army groups, capturing 2.5 million soldiers, and they still lost the war. Please tell Georgy Zhukov he should give up after losing a few divisions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:12:15 2023 No.53422901 >>53422886 never. they know the fed will make USDC

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:12:31 2023 No.53422904 File: 630 KB, 1398x1232, 1642712755574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422861 >futures >MSFT >crypto I have awoken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:13:30 2023 No.53422920 >>53422901 >usdc where they can modify the difficulty to make it easier or harder to mine to pump the currency sounds based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:13:31 2023 No.53422921 File: 114 KB, 1000x1000, bobo9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he thought the world wasn't collapsing silly mumu

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:13:37 2023 No.53422926
File: 7 KB, 222x227, pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Pajeet Microsoft CEO starts talking about offshore hiring, jeet linkedins, and diversiy
>stock immediately tanks

I'm telling you guys, if a company has a pajeet ceo it has either peaked or is peaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:13:39 2023 No.53422927 I told y'all to hold judgement on MSFT until the conference call.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:13:55 2023 No.53422930 File: 770 KB, 1200x834, DTCC is irrelevant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:14:17 2023 No.53422933 >>53422920 there wont be any mining, that shit has always been retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:14:19 2023 No.53422934 >>53422904 plz tell me the whole NFLX pump was fake and gay. No one actually likes watching shows about fags right?

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:14:20 2023 No.53422936

>>53422858
Corporate bonds are ripe to be shorted here but maybe not treasury bonds. Corporate debt has priced in a perfect soft landing and return to easy money. Credit spreads are going to explode from here.
Treasury rates can remain under the FFR terminal rate as long as the bad economic data keeps coming in. When the disinflation soft landing narrative turns into deflationary hard landing treasury bonds will do well while corporate debt will get crushed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:14:27 2023 No.53422937 >>53422920 >think it will be mined and not minted out the fed's asshole like USD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:15:37 2023 No.53422954 >>53422934 anon, don't make me break out the HR roastie thot tictok vids that is the cuckflix audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:16:39 2023 No.53422963 File: 746 KB, 1391x900, puresoi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422937

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:17:10 2023 No.53422972
File: 42 KB, 480x480, 4894894984984534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53422692
>53422692
this. robotaxi is the big happening. tesla will have fee free revenue and it will be happening a half a million+ times per day.

dropping prices on cars is to saturate the market with teslas.

This acccomplishes 3 things:
1) hurts competition directly due to them choosing another product
2) makes it known tesla is the dominant car in speed, tech, fuel economy, and VALUE
3) creates millions of potential employees who may choose to operate their car as an uber using full self driving.

Boom--Tesla gets $.10 for every mile driven as a robotaxi. then they will expand into cargo hauling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:17:22 2023 No.53422976 >>53422936 100% will hit LTT Even a 25 basis point increase has huge ramifications for strips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:17:33 2023 No.53422979 File: 250 KB, 333x396, 1517778281694.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422870 I just like two scoop posting I'm not holding any MSFT. I want to just get the upcoming giga dump over with so I can rebuy index funds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:17:37 2023 No.53422982 Kek they’re gonna get out of paying out on these MSFT calls after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:09 2023 No.53423006 File: 122 KB, 1056x937, 1674506899349747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I inversed Cramer and I bought calls on Bitcoin ETC today He better not heem me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:11 2023 No.53423007 File: 668 KB, 1024x512, 4f26637ee6428891-1024x512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422697 >Coudenhove-Kalergi Equilibrium Toppest of keks good sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:41 2023 No.53423014 >>53422826 >BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER lmao so much for having one good trade in my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:43 2023 No.53423015 File: 31 KB, 684x669, wuthappen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anons, what the fuck just happened. Futures were over $3 pump, now its dipping so much, shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:19:43 2023 No.53423016 File: 2.60 MB, 1344x1536, elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422824 im not here to write, im here to shitpost.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:20:37 2023 No.53423028

>>53422976
.25 at the next two meetings is already expected. 30 year treasury rates are not going to dramatically move just because the Fed does what everyone is expecting them to do. I think things will get crazy once the market accepts that the Fed will not pivot even if there is a deep recession and stocks crash. I'm not sure how long term treasuries will react.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:20:40 2023 No.53423029 >>53423015 Microshit refused to give guidance, kek, fucking baggies, kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:21:17 2023 No.53423040 File: 36 KB, 364x435, 1656013383210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >kek, fucking baggies, kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:21:32 2023 No.53423048 If TSLA misses, this market might go back down to the monthly low kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:22:02 2023 No.53423063 >>53423028 There are absolutely some retards thinking the fed won't raise rates

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:22:20 2023 No.53423066 File: 58 KB, 512x512, 1664551721772078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422538 That's Jewish enough I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:22:28 2023 No.53423068 idk why the flash crash glitch doesn't instill the fear of God in mumus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:35 2023 No.53423087 >>53423068 12 years of free money has made them think the line goes up forever

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:40 2023 No.53423091
File: 3.59 MB, 498x340, lain-iwakura-lain.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53422887
that is when they were defending moscow, it's either defend or die for them. when doing offensive there is morale issue. i mean you have to shoot own troops in the back cause the morale among russians is so low. so that kind of armies of 400-500k strength Can easily collapse it does not take long as
people think, only day or two it's like domino effect when one division commander surrenders then the next says they wont fight either and so on. that's how it has happened before at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:46 2023 No.53423093 Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:49 2023 No.53423094 >>53423006 *ETF

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:53 2023 No.53423096 File: 226 KB, 735x611, 1674546509800271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > futures FUCK YOU MSFT THIS IS NOT FAIR. I GOT TRICKED SO HARD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:23:56 2023 No.53423098 File: 121 KB, 1260x710, Lost-Jack-2x20-jack-shephard-3402592-1260-710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423048 Just stay away from KO for a few more weeks. Crash coke before the dividend

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:24:29 2023 No.53423105 File: 846 KB, 496x369, hooked.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:24:53 2023 No.53423109

>>53422538
>They wanted your shares and if you had a stop loss, they got them.

this is why i don't have a stop loss on my non-day-trading positions. i have a doomer portfolio where either society gets its shit together and i make a fuckload of money off of semiconductors or they don't and we probably all get nuked and then i don't have to care anymore. i literally can't lose. not selling until at least double in which case i'll sell half and never sell the rest.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:25:28 2023 No.53423121
File: 300 KB, 1535x1080, 1673647928842504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53423068
My boy, you described the fundamental difference in the bear and bull philosophy: bears operate off fear while bulls operate off hope. Often times both emotions are misplaced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:26:11 2023 No.53423137 File: 38 KB, 1226x206, inance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423014 >>BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER >lmao >so much for having one good trade in my life lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:26:11 2023 No.53423138 File: 48 KB, 670x666, wuthappen2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:26:44 2023 No.53423146 >>53423068 it's a flash crash why would you be scared lmao only thing to be scared is missing out on buying it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:27:02 2023 No.53423152 File: 383 KB, 1928x1712, 1674590471644701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423068

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:27:10 2023 No.53423155 nasd-ack -1% already

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:27:23 2023 No.53423160 File: 26 KB, 361x432, 4D5A3922-2755-4DC9-82E8-BAA49C463BD5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Microsoft CEO is shitting the bed. He’s spilling his spaghetti everywhere.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:27:31 2023 No.53423164

>>53423063
Yeah there are some but most of the pivot fanatics have just moved the goal post and now consider a pause a pivot. The treasury bond market has priced in a strong disinflationary trend and a Fed that pivots much early. The upcoming .25 bps hikes are part of what's priced in. The treasury bond market hasn't fully priced in a recession yet. This is evident because the corporate bond market hasn't priced in a recession at all.
I believe the Fed won't pivot until the economy is really messed up. I'm not sure if long duration treasuries will benefit from this because of a flight to safety amid a Fed induced deflationary recession or if long term rates will go higher because the expected Fed pivot won't happen as soon as expected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:24 2023 No.53423176 >>53423137 make it back by shorting tsla tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:46 2023 No.53423180 File: 182 KB, 220x197, 1668220382226560.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422866 >miss you papa j

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:55 2023 No.53423187

Lol nothing is good enough for this fucking general. One of the best companies in the world and it missed revenue by less than 1%. Good cloud growth in a terrible macro environment. I doubt anyone here actually buys stocks anymore. It’s mostly index investors talking crap because they’re secretly insecure they’re missing out on opportunities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:28:58 2023 No.53423188 best month on record for nvidia since nov 2021

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:29:25 2023 No.53423192 I bought VIX calls today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:30:34 2023 No.53423211 File: 75 KB, 571x702, 1672943925883057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fuck? Did SSE just shit itself or what just happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:30:36 2023 No.53423213 >>53423068 oh that flash crash glitch made me buy more puts. read too much about black monday to not hedge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:30:58 2023 No.53423221 >>53423187 Tsm had a 45% revenue increased but missed their prediction by something crazy small like 0.2% and headlines where "TSMC IN HOT WATER AS IT FALLS SHORT AND MISSING EARNINGS! COMPANY NOT AS PROFITABLE AS THEY THOUGHT!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:31:27 2023 No.53423229 Might be risky but I will do calls and long on $VORZ. Texas universities and Oklahoma offices are banning Tiktok. I think a natiowide permaban in USA might be in the future. https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1617515367932301312

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:31:36 2023 No.53423231 File: 212 KB, 1080x891, 71ECBADC-8C95-43F7-A414-2551E0C97FA4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423187 Nothing personal, but I don’t buy Indian companies like Microsoft. I prefer to invest in American companies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:31:49 2023 No.53423237 >>53423187 >>53423221 if everyone is conservatively discounting growth and it goes even below the conservative estimate that is bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:32:15 2023 No.53423245 $MSFT USED TEAMS FOR EARNINGS CALL - IT SHIT THE BED BEFORE THE CALL WAS OVER. LMAOOOOOO FUCK MSFT - GLAD I LOADED PUTS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:32:20 2023 No.53423246 >>53423137 If you didn't sell the top you're a fucking greedy idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:33:18 2023 No.53423263 >>53423245 I use teams for work and jesus christ its a buggy mess. Almost every single day me or someone else has to restart the damn thing or even their pc cause mics break or screen share fails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:34:54 2023 No.53423285 >>53423237 >45% increase isn't enough QE has ruined zoomer investors

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:34:58 2023 No.53423289 >>53423068 Modern-day mumus know full well that any crash will inevitably be followed by the greatest stimulatory pump of all time, every time. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:35:11 2023 No.53423292 File: 31 KB, 333x355, 1671634696031853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking damnit, what did I fucking miss? Microdick was up 5% after hours, did they call out the Jews?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:35:38 2023 No.53423298 >>53422437 Smg was..... WRONG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:35:55 2023 No.53423301 File: 16 KB, 480x360, From downtown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, /smg/ really did call MSFT. >>53421349 >>53421358

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:36:59 2023 No.53423317
File: 648 KB, 1920x1174, Battle_of_Eylau_1807_by_Jean-Antoine-Siméon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53423091
>that's how it has happened before at least
No, it's not really how it happened before. When Napoleon invaded Russia, he won the battle of Borodino, just barely, but Kutuzov decide to withdraw his army and the people from Moscow and burn it to the ground and let the French starve. Napoleon was forced to abandon the second army of his career, and arguably his best, leaving the vast majority to perish. The whole point of the Russians is "quantity is a quality all it's own".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:37:01 2023 No.53423318 >>53423229 what the fuck is VORZ and why would it go up from a TikTok ban? the easiest answer would be to long META / GOOGL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:37:45 2023 No.53423328 >>53423152 yup, probably a test dump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:21 2023 No.53423333 >>53423317 Its fucking sad what became of russia. Communism really does just absolutely destroy a country completely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:58 2023 No.53423347 I think we are gonna get fucked this week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:38:59 2023 No.53423348 SOXS semiconductors = vaporware

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:39:01 2023 No.53423349 WTF IS HAPPENING

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:39:06 2023 No.53423352 File: 1.93 MB, 1024x1024, SMASHTHEFUCKINGLIKEBUTTON.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/ES 4K

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:39:51 2023 No.53423362 >>53423348 Get off the internet then

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:39:53 2023 No.53423363
File: 259 KB, 1778x975, black people don't do your taxes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53423160
do you think (((they))) ever realize the irony of their attempts to be anti-racist? like, realizing the message they're sending, like "don't be racist! if you're an asian, get an F, YEAH!!!"?

it's just fucking weird to see shit like this and they're not joking at all. it's not some sort of satire, they seriously put a black man with a black baby sleeping in a commercial and put "don't do your taxes" over it and no one told them how bad that looks. absolutely not a single person said "hey, doesn't that kind of imply...?", and anyone that even hinted at it was probably fired and cancelled. what a fucking weird time to be alive, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:00 2023 No.53423366 File: 142 KB, 536x526, dumnigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423285 the percentage increase doesnt matter, what matters is the price of the security. if it is priced for 50% growth and it disappoints then yes the price will go down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:27 2023 No.53423371 >>53423348 I didn't think vaporware applied to hardaare but I guess it makes sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:31 2023 No.53423373 so are XOM earnings going to be a sell the news event?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:47 2023 No.53423379 File: 909 KB, 2048x1216, 1673557449366721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 fucking nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:48 2023 No.53423380 >>53422437 Should I get out of Intel today before ER? I’m even on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:40:51 2023 No.53423381 >>53423318 Its a tiktok clone app but its made by burgers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:41:42 2023 No.53423392 I love it when stock boomers get the taste of a bart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:42:25 2023 No.53423401 File: 410 KB, 1462x1462, Intense golden laughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN doesn't even have earnings today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:42:46 2023 No.53423404 QRD on Microsoft? I haven’t been able to look at the full release, I just know they came in weak on all fronts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:42:55 2023 No.53423408 >>53423380 you should write 50 contracts of puts like me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:43:03 2023 No.53423412 >>53423380 last earnings were the first time in a long time they pumped on earnings. Who knows?

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:43:14 2023 No.53423414 File: 571 KB, 498x498, hmubunz.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It took nothing to get us hooked again buddy just look at the Bartholomew computer

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:43:34 2023 No.53423422
File: 356 KB, 900x900, 1573503018425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So that markets are street shitting because MSFT CEO spilled out 80% of linkedin are Indians.

Man what happened, I thought companies love hiring H1Bs for cheap labor? KEKLMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:44:03 2023 No.53423430 File: 169 KB, 400x416, 1673447414197553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was so happy that i finally made it with my msft calls but when i checked futures....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:44:23 2023 No.53423436 >>53423401 amzn is probably moving because people are looking at microsoft's azure as an indicator of what's happening with AWS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:07 2023 No.53423454 File: 308 KB, 581x581, ghostdanoff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still can't believe they actually started to CRASH EET once they died, fucking meme magic and synchronicity and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:10 2023 No.53423456 >>53423404 The /smg/ poll results were bull, then crab, then bear. The price action is playing out all three this evening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:25 2023 No.53423458 >>53423412 Yeah I’m pretty torn. I want to hold, but I hate losing money as it’s a rarity for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:51 2023 No.53423464 >>53422926 He’s such a retard faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:45:54 2023 No.53423465 File: 188 KB, 512x512, 1656265733096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423404 it was at first "mixed", their cloud is apparently showing growth, the rest I don't have a clue but my guess is their earnings are getting JUST'D

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:46:01 2023 No.53423467 >>53423430 >I was so happy that i finally made it with my msft calls but when i checked futures.... it was so fucking funny the last thread where everyone was astounded that /smg/ had gotten one right for once

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:47:14 2023 No.53423479 File: 215 KB, 1213x603, Screenshot 2023-01-24 174557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bulls want the red meme line, mumu gimme hopium

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:47:27 2023 No.53423482 >>53423422 Yeah it’s over. Intel 2.0. good job hiring an Indian CEO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:47:36 2023 No.53423486 File: 383 KB, 1000x1000, 1631668690900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I went to go work in my attic for a few mins, then come down and check WTF HAPPENED?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:48:19 2023 No.53423493 >>53423482 From my experience poo's tend to hire more poo's and the whole company goes to shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:48:23 2023 No.53423494 >>53423486 All Heebs hours is just thin is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:49:28 2023 No.53423509 File: 34 KB, 600x600, Carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423493

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:49:36 2023 No.53423510 >>53423493 yes they're like jews with nepotism but less capable. i only buy jewish ceo stocks, when disney hired iger back i wrote puts. free money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:49:48 2023 No.53423515 >>53423493 This literally happened to the fry's (electronics store) near me. There was only a couple of them at first and eventually most of the employees were replaced by them. The company is bankrupt now kek and all the stores shut down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:50:02 2023 No.53423518 I now have over 4k shares of SOXL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:50:51 2023 No.53423535 File: 692 KB, 1600x960, futures_memo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Crab futures + Crab market = Red day Looks like meme chart is correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:50:57 2023 No.53423536 File: 10 KB, 188x250, bobo-red-explosion-inside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:51:29 2023 No.53423538 File: 104 KB, 1290x1399, 026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I passed out from doing leg press right after intense cardio today after getting off of my PC, what did I miss?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:51:37 2023 No.53423540 mumu r u ok

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:52:26 2023 No.53423550 File: 195 KB, 1432x604, Screenshot 2023-01-24 175127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423518 getting tight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:52:26 2023 No.53423551 >>53423540 how those puts going?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:52:46 2023 No.53423555 File: 213 KB, 979x640, 1671157367456440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423538 Vapid shitposts, so nothing new.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:52:48 2023 No.53423556 >>53423551 going pretty well tonight, thanks for asking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:53:57 2023 No.53423570 >>53423515 >>53423493 The problem with pooinloos is that some are excellent workers, but they cannot communicate worth a shit even to one another and therefore progress halts.

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:13 2023 No.53423587
File: 210 KB, 1000x685, Nearly Here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

During the 1900s there were articles written about the future, predictions about the tech (some of them pretty accurate), all kinds of futurology shit.....what's the best resource to read about such things these days? Any good Twitter accounts, websites, YT channels, etc.? The only thing I ever here about the future now is either a) doomposting NYC will be underwater by 2030 and b) how the future is whatever the opposite of white masculinity is (which is a le good thing!). I just want to read quants' predictions of the next decade without being told to eat the bugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:17 2023 No.53423591 >>53423555 And the jewish machination called the stock market?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:33 2023 No.53423594 File: 2.78 MB, 420x640, happening now.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:55:48 2023 No.53423597 File: 455 KB, 533x962, 1674272240703459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the Bobo Doomer thesis If only you knew how bullish things are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:56:18 2023 No.53423601 >>53423091 Ukies are draft dodging by turning tranny. I don't think the Russians are the ones on the verge of collapse. Short DFEN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:56:34 2023 No.53423608 >>53423538 > doing leg press right after intense cardio you are a special kind of stupid aren't ya

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:57:07 2023 No.53423612 File: 339 KB, 686x530, 1649653231438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >http://maximum-pain.com/options/MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:57:39 2023 No.53423618 File: 424 KB, 828x591, EDCA7951-1D01-43F0-B26A-79019ACD70FA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423515 I miss fry’s so much bro. It was one of my happy places.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:57:54 2023 No.53423624 >>53423570 They are also extreme nepotists. Indians will take long breaks, arrive to work late, leave early, but the Indian boss will get mad at the white guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:58:43 2023 No.53423630 >>53423493 Reminds me of a certain ethnoreligious group

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:59:08 2023 No.53423638 File: 424 KB, 2549x1437, QUI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jordan peterson looking at NASDAQ futures WHO'S (((THEY)))???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 23:59:23 2023 No.53423641 File: 13 KB, 1000x800, 1627132715894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So was 4040 for S&P the top or there will be one more scampump at the end of this week?

>>	HOOKED Tue Jan 24 23:59:30 2023 No.53423642 File: 208 KB, 1431x715, Screenshot 2023-01-24 175811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meme lines won't cross on the nasdump right????

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:00:34 2023 No.53423654
File: 250 KB, 736x960, 9B82A235-02DF-42C2-A5BD-1F0B64AA6C73.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Every race practices racially favoring their own groups except White people.
I’m doing my part to change that.

I will never hire a Jew or non-white. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:00:45 2023 No.53423656 >>53423642 im no bobo but i can easily seeing that shit heading right back down to retest 9000 or even 8000 if it wanted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:00:58 2023 No.53423659 File: 246 KB, 798x798, 1674355434150956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423641 It was the top ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:01:42 2023 No.53423673 File: 129 KB, 1088x1088, 97C85AB8-CFE3-4138-A955-82BD8F73CDED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don’t look up Jordon Peterson’s Grandma dream. This IS financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:01:56 2023 No.53423677 File: 2.10 MB, 1024x1024, 1666316415785901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUDDY LOOK AT NASDACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:02:10 2023 No.53423683 >>53423608 I'm not a fucking nerd who plans out my workout, I do what I feel like doing dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:02:17 2023 No.53423684 File: 771 KB, 1000x1292, 0b1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423538 Hope you're not giga vaxxed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:02:35 2023 No.53423686 File: 1.08 MB, 1091x953, 1673614724240585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423518 post price average

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:04:15 2023 No.53423710 >>53423683 sure, but isn't cardio before lifting is wild. I always end on cardio because otherwise i'm too out of breath to lift properly

>>	HOOKED Wed Jan 25 00:04:20 2023 No.53423711 File: 218 KB, 1469x526, Screenshot 2023-01-24 180309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423677 what's it gonna take? pt 200 points down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:04:57 2023 No.53423713 >>53423686 Not that high...32.81

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:04:59 2023 No.53423714 File: 19 KB, 329x320, Squidward.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423518

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:06:06 2023 No.53423728 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1674544845908736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you (yes, YOU) ready for the robot revolution?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:06:20 2023 No.53423732 >>53423710 Why don’t you lift 2-3 days/wk and run 2-3 days /wk? Or lift at the gym and go for a run in the evening hours after. Why do you have to do it all at the gym in one go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:06:37 2023 No.53423734 >>53423642 What would them crossing imply?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:07:07 2023 No.53423740 >>53423594 Powerful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:07:27 2023 No.53423743 >>53423556 >short dated puts yikes!

>>	HOOKED Wed Jan 25 00:07:45 2023 No.53423745 File: 239 KB, 512x512, holyred.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423734 deathcross

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:07:49 2023 No.53423748 >>53423728 the matrix is a bit tranny so no not really

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:08:30 2023 No.53423755 >>53423732 In his defense, our ancestors would have to chase down gazelles or Neanderthals and then beat them to death in hand-to-hand combat. Anon's workout routine is lindy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:08:43 2023 No.53423762 What is happening to the fupas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:08:52 2023 No.53423764 >>53423710 I see cardio as the warm up to get my blood flowing before lifting. Today is weird, never passed out like this before

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:09:10 2023 No.53423766 File: 3.97 MB, 425x425, laughing cacti pepe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MSFT BEATS EARNINGS >shorts liquidated at 5 PM EST >JUST KIDDING, IT MISSED BY A MILE >longs ruined at 6 PM EST This is the best, thanks for the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:09:30 2023 No.53423769 >>53423642 Nasdump sisters...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:10:27 2023 No.53423781 >>53423766 This is just like FOMC day, shorts and longs could've made a profit in theory

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:10:38 2023 No.53423784 >>53423766 I don't understand why antisemetic posts like this are tolerated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:10:41 2023 No.53423787 >>53423732 >>53423755 Exactly, I like to do full body everytime because I feel like it really makes me feel in my element afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:10:56 2023 No.53423792 >>53423732 that's fine too. I just do it all in one go because spacing it out causes me to do more laundry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:11:02 2023 No.53423793 >>53423587 WSJ has a section about that that's relatively unpozzed. It's even got a newsletter: https://www.wsj.com/news/tech/future-of-everything Haven't gotten any good investment ideas out of it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:12:23 2023 No.53423812 >>53423734 Touching shafts (gay)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:12:41 2023 No.53423822 >>53423781 >if you sold the top and bought the bottom you win WOW U R SO SMART

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:12:54 2023 No.53423826 >>53423784 Jannies are on strike until they get a pay raise to match inflation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:13:05 2023 No.53423829 File: 286 KB, 590x652, 1673215241640962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Futures

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:13:52 2023 No.53423832 >>53423822 Not what I meant nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:14:17 2023 No.53423837 >>53423829 was this article made in 2012 or something? this shit is incredibly old news

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:14:20 2023 No.53423838 File: 211 KB, 1438x815, HRT hitting the nerds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423829 I'll invest in gay drugs (SIGA), I'll invest in fatty drugs (NVO), but I'll be god damn if I invest in tranny drugs. Just ain't right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:15:05 2023 No.53423852 >>53423764 You have brain cancer it's terminal. Also you should warm up your feet in hot water to get your blood flowing while eating onions, oatmeal and eggs to increase testosterone. Then go for a jog. Then lift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:16:20 2023 No.53423866 >>53423852 I'm probably more fit than you so keep seething fatty

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:16:49 2023 No.53423872

>>53423787
>>53423755
/fit/ has had many discussions about this, neanderthal men were strong enough they could fight gorillas and chimps hand to hand. Chimps are twice as strong as an adult untrained male. Human males used numbers, essentially manlet uprising against physically stronger neanderthals. And neanderthal women were strong enough they could hold down cro-magnon men and rape them, which is probably how their genes got into the modern human genepool. Femdom.

Also women were 5 feet tall and men were 6 feet tall at this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:01 2023 No.53423875 >>53423347 I would say next week will be a bloodbath because AMZN will report earnings and iirc, consoomers were not buying anywhere near as much holiday shopping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:55 2023 No.53423889 >>53423838 I'll probably buy back into SIGA when it hits $6. Its a solid company and hopefully by then all the bag holders are gone. In fact I plan on making a pandemic profile for all major possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:17:58 2023 No.53423890 >>53423875 Amzn makes most of its money from cloud, dummy. Msft earnings were fair, so amzn will also.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:18:06 2023 No.53423893 >>53423872 Did gorillas and chimps actually live in the same areas as neanderthals? Or are we talking bear vs. bull style hypothetical matchups?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:18:07 2023 No.53423894 >>53422513 >>53422575 >>53422904 >>53423096 Kek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:19:03 2023 No.53423905 >>53423890 AWS is having issues too, its not just their retail business that's suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:19:06 2023 No.53423907 >>53423889 Yeah it's a calm little value stock with safe government revenue at this point. Holler if cases start mysteriously upticking somewhere though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:20:20 2023 No.53423920 >>53423766 why can't people just day trade and not hold overnight, i don't get you retards at all. stop losses LITERALLY only function intraday.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:20:21 2023 No.53423922

>>53423289
There will never be another stimulus. If orange nigger becomes breadsident again in 2024 (lol) the name of the game will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax and balanced budgets/paying down debt and deporting illegals to reduce costs and stabilize wages/inflation. blue team will become the party of 'growth' while red team will become the party of 'fundamentals'. Inevitably this means that there will be massive media shilling in favor of blue team.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:21:22 2023 No.53423934 >>53423866 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:21:55 2023 No.53423939 File: 36 KB, 600x600, Vampire bleh Groyper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423920 >He's not 100% in NSPY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:23:17 2023 No.53423948 >>53422622 >80% OF LINKEDIN SIGN-UPS WERE BOTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:25:04 2023 No.53423969 >>53423939 the fuck is a night share of SPY?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:25:23 2023 No.53423973 What happened at market opening this morning?

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:26:14 2023 No.53423981
File: 344 KB, 2048x1275, media_FYwvk-JWIAEBbzw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53423922
>will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax and balanced budgets/paying down debt and deporting illegals to reduce costs and stabilize wages/inflation
Maybe one day globalism will die, until then we can only dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:26:43 2023 No.53423984 >>53423969 https://www.nightsharesetfs.com/nspy Gimmick ETF inspired by those studies that showed like 90% of SPY gains for the past couple decades happened overnight.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:26:55 2023 No.53423987
File: 659 KB, 866x1390, image_2023-01-24_192653122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>53423948
SIR
SIR DO NOT REDEEM MY LINKED IN
SIR MICROSOFT CEO SIR
SIR

SIRRRR!?!?!??! ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?! YOU BASTARD BITCH BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!???

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SIR I WON'T GET THE JOB! SIR DO NOT REDEEM! I WON'T GET IT!
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING MY JOB!? WHY ARE YOU-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:27:43 2023 No.53423997 I hope SOXL goes sub10 again so I can buy more

>>	HOOKED Wed Jan 25 00:27:57 2023 No.53424002 File: 836 KB, 220x162, player.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423973 a reminder not to trade with a stop loss, only stop wins

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:28:36 2023 No.53424009

>>53423922
>the name of the game will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax
That'll never happen, but I do find it kind of hilarious that VAT + UBI was the exact system Andrew Yang was pushing 4 years ago and every other politician back then was afraid to give him any airtime. Now republicans are pretending to push the same thing. The whole political system is just one big joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:33:17 2023 No.53424045 >>53424009 I don't remember yang wanting to eliminate income tax though. Only poorfag zoomers memeing about 'getting the bag'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:34:18 2023 No.53424065 >>53423997 HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M READY TO SLURP THE FUCK OUT OF SOXL AT 6 BUCKS AND RIDE IT TO 15. YUMMY YUMMY SLURPY SLURPY.

>>	HOOKED Wed Jan 25 00:35:00 2023 No.53424074 File: 64 KB, 454x597, Screenshot 2023-01-24 183433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name the pattern boys

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:35:33 2023 No.53424084

Deutsche Bank today:
>the Fed and ECB only started hiking 10 and 6 months ago respectively with the Fed having hiked 350bps since mid-June (200bps in the last 4 and a half for both the Fed and the ECB)
>the earliest a US recession has ever started after a Fed hiking cycle starts is 11 months. So, with the usual lag of monetary policy and with how much rates have been hiked in the last 4 months alone, it will still be many months before we can get a feel for the lagged impact of policy.
it has been only 10 months since Fed began hiking; earliest recession after Fed hiking cycle began 11 months. heavy hitting 75bps rate hikes are nowhere close to being reflected in the economy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:36:01 2023 No.53424088 Deutsche Bank more like Douche Bank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:39:01 2023 No.53424123 NYSE is cancelling the morning trades. Refunds for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:39:31 2023 No.53424129 https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1618030452761317376 Wow it does look like tiktok will get a nationwide ban. I'm gonna miss those videos of extra thicc bbw milfs dancing and posing tho. I will be shorting that company.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:39:39 2023 No.53424131 Goldman Sachs moar like Gonad Sacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:40:02 2023 No.53424135 >>53424074 natural human price action

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:40:15 2023 No.53424136 Credit Suisse more like Credit Sucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:40:28 2023 No.53424139 File: 56 KB, 695x856, 1674521033518430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424123 lame if true

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:40:51 2023 No.53424145 what the fuck was that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:40:59 2023 No.53424147 File: 1.92 MB, 640x480, stooged 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424074 the moe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:41:37 2023 No.53424157 Morgan Stanly more like Morgan Unmanly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:42:12 2023 No.53424164 >>53424129 retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:42:13 2023 No.53424165 >>53424129 I doubt it passes. Would love to be wrong as GOOGL and META have the most to gain from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:43:16 2023 No.53424175 >>53422437 OP picrel died of suddenly before it was fashionable. Probably Pfizer travel vax for Italy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:43:43 2023 No.53424180 Bank of America more like Bank of Jewgreria

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:43:51 2023 No.53424183 AMC wicked to 1.5 cents from $5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:44:26 2023 No.53424187 File: 321 KB, 603x374, 1648215967195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423939 DELETE NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:46:19 2023 No.53424203 File: 33 KB, 640x472, FTaw285WAAEryK5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53423939 >NSPY Fucking based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:47:01 2023 No.53424211 >>53424084 Recession was cancelled chud

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:47:41 2023 No.53424214 >>53424211 it's replaced by a depression

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:48:04 2023 No.53424219 >>53424211 heheh.. you will see. everyone always forgets that monetary policy lags..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:49:37 2023 No.53424234 anyone know how pharma companies stay in business? there is no way all of them conveniently research new miracle drugs just as the old patents expire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:49:49 2023 No.53424238 >>53423152 So what happened next?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:50:45 2023 No.53424244 >>53424234 it's best not to ask antisemitic questions

>>	HOOKED Wed Jan 25 00:51:09 2023 No.53424249 File: 1.64 MB, 349x420, heavylifting.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424183 post position reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:51:21 2023 No.53424251 >>53424238 we crab nothing ever happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:52:08 2023 No.53424258 >>53424234 Uh some of those drugs cost 1000+ a pop. Even if it only costs the company 5.00 to make it. What's worse a drug could be the same thing just a different form (pill v.s liquid) but the cost difference is fuck huge.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:52:17 2023 No.53424262

I’m exasperated with blue collars trying to dab on programmers and acting as if they chose the better path. We have tech companies downsizing to keep stock prices up during rate hikes. We’re getting 3-6 months of severance pay and finding another job in a month. The entire field of truck driving is going to be over once we automate your jobs away. When a highly intelligent monkey could do your job then shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:53:13 2023 No.53424268 >>53424262 >finding another job in a month should I tell him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:53:52 2023 No.53424271 File: 170 KB, 1170x724, 5A6F048F-0770-45B3-9C85-158F72ED667A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOOGsisters

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:53:53 2023 No.53424272

>>53424234
I learned recently that they make minor changes to the formulas at the end of patent expiration, letting them continue to charge high fees on things that normally would have been in public domain by now, like American diabetes medication.
Of course, this is very antisemetic information so keep it on the downlow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:54:53 2023 No.53424281 >>53424262 Its easier to teach an AI to program than it is to make a safe self driving truck.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:57:46 2023 No.53424306

>>53424262
>and finding another job in a month
lol. yeah, I'm sure you all will. I'm sure the thousands and thousands of people laid off in tech will all find a job right away. It's not like every company is currently either in payroll expansion halts or actively laying off employees. I'm sure that all of these people all competing at the same time for the same small number of openings won't cause any trouble. I'm sure that as time passes and the recession worsens that jobs will only become more plentiful. I'm sure that all workers will also be able to achieve the same inflated 'growth at any cost' salaries that they all had prior to being laid off when they do manage get a new job.
>sounds like someone is upset they got laid off
and the trucker wasn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:57:49 2023 No.53424307 >>53424271 Don't these kinds of things take years anyways? The stock didn't drop much on that news

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:59:09 2023 No.53424315

>>53424281
I did AI research in a PhD program and you’re wrong. ChatGPT regurgitates code snippets from the Internet. It doesn’t actually have any understanding of what that code is doing. Ask it to solve a couple math equations and see what it produces

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 00:59:29 2023 No.53424319 Now that the stock market is trading like the shit coin market is everyone going to migrate to the bond market?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:00:19 2023 No.53424327 >>53424251 Fuck! We've been crabbing for a year now.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:00:19 2023 No.53424326

>>53424234
extremely scummy practices, and buying out companies that make new drugs. They can sort of do stuff like this guy said
>>53424272

But a lot of it is just lobbying the govt and hospitals and insurance to not use generic as well. I think some of them still produce their own generics, i cant remember. But basically, stay away from biotech because it's not a real industry it's just fraud and corruption

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:00:35 2023 No.53424330 >>53424319 they already have been for the past several months - why do you think yields have fallen so much? big rotation buying bonds, as many investors expected bonds to outperform equities

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:01:02 2023 No.53424334 File: 803 KB, 2048x2048, honk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424262 People are fine with an AI coding People arn't fine with an AI behind the wheel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:01:32 2023 No.53424337 >>53422732 >historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions which historical examples (hard mode no battle of france)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:01:38 2023 No.53424338 File: 53 KB, 699x273, Screenshot 2023-01-24 190100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424306 i m hiring for my team in tech. why would i hire someone that google judge garbage ? good luck convincing me...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:01:42 2023 No.53424341 >>53424307 Typically it takes 5 minutes to write a headline, then everyone forgets about it until the DoJ silently drops the case 3 years later after a $2.5 mil ransom is deposited into the right political campaign contribution fund.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:06:28 2023 No.53424382 >>53424315 >ChatGPT regurgitates code snippets from the Internet. It doesn’t actually have any understanding of what that code is doing much like most sub-PhD "coders" and slack exchange

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:07:33 2023 No.53424388 >>53423793 Cool, thanks!

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:08:13 2023 No.53424396

>>53422450
The economy is a function of productivity.
Core functions are bare necessities, broken economies cannot provide for human needs water and food.

Unstable economies cannot provide for wants like housing, consumer goods, social programs, and infrastructural; power, waste, WATER TREATMENT, law enforcement, education.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:11:33 2023 No.53424423 >>53424382 The regurgitation isn’t the issue, the lack of discernment is It’s easier to make a car stay between two lines than to create a program to solve an ambiguous problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:12:57 2023 No.53424436 >>53424334 Will people be fine with AI in the bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:13:50 2023 No.53424444 File: 126 KB, 700x525, 1625866462878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] future of AI > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3GAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:14:42 2023 No.53424457 >>53424074 The Wall of Jerusalem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:14:52 2023 No.53424460 >>53424338 Sales job? Director level?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:19:49 2023 No.53424507 >>53423939 >>53423984 >>53424203 >>53424187 Why are you guys all hyping this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:21:46 2023 No.53424526 File: 271 KB, 1334x665, ec68ac6c-f192-4fde-ad74-5e9b5ed0dd98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424460 no lowest level possible. looking for some cloud devops (kubernetes)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:22:34 2023 No.53424535 >>53424496 >>53424496 >>53424496 >>53424496

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:23:13 2023 No.53424540 File: 38 KB, 750x723, 1626819752048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424507 if only you could just google your question.... https://www.etf.com/sections/features-and-news/understanding-night-effect

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:23:16 2023 No.53424541 >>53423137 They’re selling less and less windows. Fucking boomer stock. The only reason msft still exists is cuz they stole tech and cloud from amzn.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:23:50 2023 No.53424547 [DELETED]

File: 1.34 MB, 2560x1440, 1644514723117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519

FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519

FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519

FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519
FRESH BREAD: >>53424519

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:24:34 2023 No.53424565 >>53424547 late. delete now. and anime is gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:25:57 2023 No.53424581 File: 7 KB, 250x221, 1650342540274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424535 Too late anon. This one was made first: >>53424547

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:28:49 2023 No.53424622 >>53424547 Looks stale

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:30:08 2023 No.53424642 File: 53 KB, 622x562, 1304366728023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424535 >>53424547 but honestly both you fags are gay for early baking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:31:01 2023 No.53424652 >>53424540 I get the point of it, but these are microcap etf's for a reason. If beating SPY was as easy as trading it at night everyone would have been doing that decades ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:45:28 2023 No.53424865 File: 20 KB, 800x473, 1672824928061003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53424074 The lol (lmao)

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]