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There is a house across the street that is completely empty. In the past, I sometimes watched the previous owner's cat and I still have a key because of that. She forgot and moved out. It'll be empty for the next 4 months at the least.

How can I profit from this?

>> No.53414300

stay in it until you get caught and then start legally squatting for the next 6 months

>> No.53414421

>>53414181
attach it with a string of some kind to your house, and then claim it's a package deal, that the two houses have become one house, since they are connected

>> No.53414427

You can legally lease your own home for tenants to pay you rent, during that time where ever you choose to live if up to you. This only implies if you own your current residence.

>> No.53414431

>>53414181
>>53414421
btw if anyone questions this just say "its a package deal" and then wink. they will understand

>> No.53414582

>>53414181
Use it for grinder hook ups and dark web drug deliveries.

>> No.53415133

>>53414582
>dark web drug deliveries.
unironically this

>> No.53417486

>>53414582
or fill the house with explosives and trip wires. Order a bunch of illegal gun parts online and watch as ATF fucks are killed like Waco.

>> No.53417505

>>53414181
AirBNB under a fake name.

>> No.53417544

>>53414181
>It'll be empty for the next 4 months at the least.
How do you know this? Just curious

>> No.53417630
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53417630

>>53414582
>dark web drug deliveries.
I miss our old dead drop from back home, shit was a fucking huge mail box in a section 8, any packages where left OUTSIDE the fucking building, so it was easy for us to use it as a dead drop.

>> No.53418983

>>53414431
Pro tip: the longer the wink, the more understanding is conveyed.

>> No.53419257

>>53418983
I want to see the /biz/ comedy where a guy is ordering drugs and winking at the prospective home buyers