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53410651 No.53410651 [Reply] [Original]

>your mom is passed out
>a man offers you 500 million dollars to bite her clit off
>she wont wake up for a few hours and she wont recall what happened

What do you do?
>cash is sent to your bank account or crypto legit no questions or refunds.

>> No.53410692
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53410692

>>53410651

>> No.53410857

I don't take the money. Instead I buy a single bitcoin and in 10 years I pay my mom $500 million to bite her clit off myself.

>> No.53410920

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.53410952

>>53410651
what if youve got 2 dad?

>> No.53411093

>>53410651
I kill the man obviously.
Family is everything.

>> No.53411164

>>53410651

>> No.53411178
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53411178

No because circumcision is wrong.

>> No.53411187

>>53411178
what about revenge?

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>>53411187
Revenge is not only good, but a moral obligation.

>> No.53411291

>>53410651
Wait, is he paying me to let him bite her clit off? Or does he want me to do the biting?
Either way, my mum's dead and cremated so it's not a realistic proposal. I miss her very much.