/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53354625]

>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling sad
>i’ll make a Chainlink thread
>”hahaha cope seethe and link incels, muhhhh bulgaria”
>nice that’ll get em
>checks replies
>2
>dopium increases
>nice better make another post on a LINK thread
>”trust the plan,2 more weeks! sergey will dump on you retards kek”
>why isnt My thread getting responses like it used to..?
>i’ll post in another LINK thread
>”Sergey is a fatfuck and linkies are cucks”
>lets check the replies…

[Anonymous No.53354652]

>>53354625
Yeah pretty much. Feel sorry for them now to be honest. I can't even fathom how low they have to be in their lives to spend their time this way. It's really very pathetic.

[Anonymous No.53354659]

>must. not. fap.

[Anonymous No.53354664]

>>53354652

Irony being 2.5 years ago this pasta was used to make fun of shillers but it is way more relevant to fudders now

[Anonymous No.53354666]

Hey phimosis anon. Shouldn’t you be jerking off your weird dick?

[Anonymous No.53354676]

>>53354625
yeah, it really is that sad

[Anonymous No.53354684]

>>53354625
They gave away their little bags to scammers for 3% APY LMAO. The midwits got eliminated by the natural selection of free markets. Thats why they are angry chuds seething forever. Even markets didnt want their participation let alone the women kek.

[Anonymous No.53354691]

>>53354676
jesus that's either sad or hilarious, i don't even know

[Anonymous No.53354747]

>>53354684
it is pretty funny that the chainlink team members lost money on bancor and celsius and then they hired jonny after he exit scammed lpl

[Anonymous No.53354763]

>>53354625
>T. pol chud

[Anonymous No.53354793]

>>53354676
That's absolutely brutal
Even if they werent suicidal coomers they're basically the lowest form of life on biz

[Anonymous No.53354828]

it's probably more like
>taking a shit
>post "sergey is already half a billionaire without his company being profitable, wonder where that money comes from"
>laugh at frantic conspiracy replies
>flush

[Anonymous No.53354880]

So /pol/ tourists came over during the bull run, bought the top, lost their stacks, and now obsessively fud in order to feel better about themselves. 3 specific fudders have been identified, one is a porn addict, one is obsessed with whiteness and hates himself because he's mixed, and one is into blacked porn and trannies. Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.53354906]

>>53354880
Funny thing is that they were probably the OG linkers who bought below 1$. Just the dumb ones who were stupid enough to lend* their link bags.

[Anonymous No.53355265]

>>53354880
Is the anyone on 4chin who isn't a porn addict? I blast rope to some shit I found on /gif/ at least once a week.

[Anonymous No.53355283]

>>53354880
is anyone remotely surprised that the people who would dedicate half their day to farming (((yous))) on bear market /biz/ were social detritus? You think Chad was finishing a game of LaCrosse and then getting online and spending 4 hours saying blue cube bad?

[Anonymous No.53355287]

>>53354763
>Tranny's trying to tie this to /pol/ for some reason
Why?

[Anonymous No.53355314]

>>53355265
This guy was addicted to the point where it was ruining his life. Just look at >>53354763

[Anonymous No.53356257]

bump

[Anonymous No.53356276]

>>53355314
kind wish u guys didnt doxxed him. He was funny guy

[Anonymous No.53356491]

>>53354659
kek

[Anonymous No.53356504]

>>53354906
>Just the dumb ones who were stupid enough to lend* their link bags.
you mean like how sergey lent* his funds to celsius and how rory took a haircut on bancor??? lmao

[Anonymous No.53356829]

>>53355283
The Bulgarian fudders are unironically chads. Simeon made millions by FUDposting here.

[Anonymous No.53357665]

>>53354625

[Anonymous No.53357778]

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