/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.53346541]

New High Of The Day Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

Previous >>53345057

[Anonymous No.53346568]

>new high

[Anonymous No.53346571]

BBBY LOL

[Anonymous No.53346573]

Is it dumb to buy both VOO and VTI?

[Anonymous No.53346574]

bobo is kil

[Anonymous No.53346581]

>>53346541
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

[Anonymous No.53346595]

What are the financial implications of this?

[Anonymous No.53346602]

Caught by the new
>>53346507 #
I listen to Gentle Whispering and whispers red while I work. I work in a high stress cybersecurity role. One good thing about this role is how well I handle stress now. It’s a good life skill. $170k/y TC, $2k/mo rent for a 4 bedroom house.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346604]

>>53346574
bobo hasn't even woken up from that cryogenic freeze he does every winter

[Anonymous No.53346606]

Is it going up or down?

[Anonymous No.53346609]

Penis

[Anonymous No.53346614]

gap fill at 391.49
>don't get shaken out bobo's we strong

[Anonymous No.53346615]

SOXS bros we are on point

[Anonymous No.53346624]

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MARKET KING

[Anonymous No.53346644]

Money saving tip so you can buy more SOXL calls:
Flip your underwear inside out, you can wear it for another day. Thats half as less times you have to do laundry and use water.

[Anonymous No.53346648]

>younger generations enslaved because older generations cashed out

[Anonymous No.53346651]

I got shaken out

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346659]

>>53346595
zog slop

[Anonymous No.53346665]

>Bulgarians at nexo are shorting the stock market again

[Anonymous No.53346675]

>>53346606

[Anonymous No.53346677]

>>53346615
stop hes already dead

[Anonymous No.53346682]

>>53346595
Man, I'd be so mad if I were God, with these kikes trying every goddamn litigious bullshit idea to circumvent rules.

[Anonymous No.53346685]

>>53346644

[Anonymous No.53346684]

just market-bought 17 shares of MSFT

[Anonymous No.53346689]

I have 80k cash sitting in the bank. What do I do with it? No debts, no expected purchases, live at home, don't do anything outside the house.

[Anonymous No.53346700]

>>53346615
Props to that guy for not relaxing. Hand went down when he noticed who was entering.

[Anonymous No.53346703]

So pump or dump after debt ceiling charade is resolved (raised)?

[Anonymous No.53346722]

>>53346684
Oh my God, anon, the slippage!

[Anonymous No.53346726]

what should i go eat for lunch?

[Anonymous No.53346733]

>>53346659
Baggot how does your gookfu manage to cook for you with your kosher diet? Is most gook food kosher?

[Anonymous No.53346732]

>Look out!

[Anonymous No.53346736]

>>53346689
You got a job? Incomemaxxed? At lower net worths that always pays off more than trying to juice investment returns.

[Anonymous No.53346743]

>>53346703
Is that seriously why we dumped?

[Anonymous No.53346747]

>>53346726
goyslop?

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

[Anonymous No.53346750]

you may be HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53346755]

>>53346747
Based /sp/ enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.53346756]

>>53346736
i make about $76k a year but right now my "contract" job makes me work about an hour a day

i have a semi-successful YT channel that i put on pause and i have 2 side businesses + ebay + etsy + amazon + reselling other things.

[Anonymous No.53346760]

DXY computer going down
https://youtu.be/wanJQC5KAfo

[Anonymous No.53346767]

>>53346726
Go to chipotle and buy 2 burritos.

[Anonymous No.53346770]

>>53346760
>Not the The Band version
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.53346780]

>>53346755
yeah, kek

[Anonymous No.53346783]

>>53346747
no bk by me
>>53346767
what flavor? this is the top bid atm anyone else?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346794]

>>53346733
Stop calling me that, I'm THE QUASAR!!! Also, she has turned me onto all kinds of new foods I've never had like clams and spam. She cooks squid, it's a little chewy, but she has a great dipping sauce she makes with it and wraps it in scallions.

[Anonymous No.53346796]

>>53346518
Sorry. Did baggot get banned again?
Anyway I'm still curious. XSP has low liquidity but the bid/ask spreads are still decent.
You could also just scale down the number of contracts 10x and buy SPX options.

[Anonymous No.53346798]

>>53346750
Undersea fauna fucking scares me

[Anonymous No.53346799]

>>53346783
Carnitas and guajillo steak.

[Anonymous No.53346802]

>>53346780
Honestly, it upsets me how low effort advertising can be and still be successful.

[Anonymous No.53346807]

>>53346684
Thank you sers village can eat now. You get free windows support any time.

[Anonymous No.53346812]

Is there about to be a recession?

[Anonymous No.53346811]

>>53346770
I like the Baez version better. The band is too slow

[Anonymous No.53346816]

>>53346750

[Anonymous No.53346823]

>>53346802
the fucking ny jew advertisers got me with that one ngl

[Anonymous No.53346827]

>>53346767
bowl instead of the burrito
fajita steak

[Anonymous No.53346828]

>>53346811
Fuckin zoomers needing 8/4 timing on their music.

[Anonymous No.53346835]

I made a lot of money on stocks

What are some good chill things to do in Hawaii? I don’t want to zip line or go inside a volcano or anything like that

[Anonymous No.53346843]

>>53346755
I straight up fucking hate burger king now. Not because of their food, but because of their horrific advertising campaigns. Only fast food joint I go out of my way to not eat.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346846]

>>53346812
Most likely, but the consensus among the experts who believe we are going to enter a recession say it will most likely be a mild one.

[Anonymous No.53346848]

>>53346835
yes please go inside a volcano

[Anonymous No.53346849]

Who keeps buying?

[Anonymous No.53346850]

>>53346756
Good deal. Personally I'd put the bulk of the money into Boglehead passive shit, VTSAX or something (follow the Boomer Investing 101 link in the OP). Then deliberately set some smaller fraction aside for active shit if I wanted to learn trading and stock picking.

It's not for everyone though, and you'll especially suck just starting out. Hence not risking your entire net worth on it.

[Anonymous No.53346855]

>>53346835
>Hawaii
Why.

[Anonymous No.53346858]

Bobros i hope you sold at the bottom. I have a really BAD FEELING

[Anonymous No.53346861]

>>53346812
He doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.53346862]

Short or long NFLX I don’t want to think

[Anonymous No.53346866]

>>53346849
Me, sorry, babe.

[Anonymous No.53346867]

>>53346862
IV crush will win. go theta gang

[Anonymous No.53346868]

>>53346794
How do you live in the new England area and never have clams?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346872]

>>53346796
Looks like he took risk off >>53340881

[Anonymous No.53346877]

I am an actual EQNR baggie now

[Anonymous No.53346878]

>>53346843
>Top burger
>Bottom burger
You know, that "man made horrors" quote makes more sense every day.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346884]

>>53346868
We just never ate them when I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.53346887]

US debt bros

[Anonymous No.53346889]

>>53346868
He's Jewish. They don't do shellfish.

[Anonymous No.53346894]

someone pump my NRSN bags plz

[Anonymous No.53346896]

>>53346861
What is it I don't know

[Anonymous No.53346900]

>>53346887
>more debt = more investment = more growth
bullish

[Anonymous No.53346902]

They are going to pump it . Sell your puts

[Anonymous No.53346906]

>>53346896
"about to be" is the incorrect tense, he means.

[Anonymous No.53346911]

>>53346828
If it's not 4/4 it's probably trying too hard.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346916]

>>53346902
Tell me everything you know about who these "they" are!

[Anonymous No.53346921]

>>53346887
And have nothing to show for it
Fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.53346920]

>>53346916
Aliens

[Anonymous No.53346926]

>>53346911
God help them if it has real instruments.

[Anonymous No.53346935]

>>53346796
He’s going by the name quavo jr cis now and still trip fagging just because

[Anonymous No.53346945]

>I’m never going to financially recover from 2022

[Anonymous No.53346952]

Daytime /smg/ is retarded because this when all the NEETs and college kids who are playing with pocket change come out.

[Anonymous No.53346963]

>>53346906
but we didn't have one yet

[Anonymous No.53346964]

I enjoy the rap stylings of Harry Mack

[Anonymous No.53346967]

>>53346952
>he didn't buy APRN and GNS
No need to be salty anon

[Anonymous No.53346982]

>>53346743
I think the bull thesis is that this is the something breaking the fed has been looking for to pivot. Which is retarded.

[Anonymous No.53346985]

>>53346952
Not much better than the nighttime where we randomly get monkey and puppy torture spams

[Anonymous No.53346988]

>>53346952
post a screenshot of your account to impress us

[Anonymous No.53347001]

>even lael is turning bullish
bobobros...what's going on

[Anonymous No.53347005]

>>53346952
Honestly better than weekend smg

[Anonymous No.53347009]

>>53346945
My percent return is fine, but I'll never beat the inflation from 2021-2023.

[Anonymous No.53347017]

>>53346952
Yeah but I'll be playing with yo mama tonight

[Anonymous No.53347022]

>>53346963
Didn't we, anon? Didn't we?

[Anonymous No.53347052]

AWWWWW MY $GD IS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.53347060]

>>53347001
I convinced her last night. You guys are all welcome.

[Anonymous No.53347059]

>>53346902
THEY STARTED

[Anonymous No.53347062]

>>53346963
they suddenly changed the deffinition of what a recession was because it was politically and economically inconvenient to acknowledge the situation at hand. that doesn't mean it didn't happen and isn't still happening, it just means they're outright moving goal-posts to meet their political agendas and delay public outcry.

[Anonymous No.53347069]

>>53347060

[Anonymous No.53347072]

Not gonna lie, this is looking really bullish right now.

[Anonymous No.53347076]

>>53346849
JEPICHADS

[Anonymous No.53347079]

>>53346963
>>53347062
We've been in a recession since the memedemic
Anything else is hebrew nonsense

[Anonymous No.53347081]

>>53347001
SELL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE . SELL NOW JUST FCKING SELL YOUR PUTS AND BUY CALLS

[Anonymous No.53347084]

>>53345399
Why that timeframe tho?

[Anonymous No.53347091]

>>53347052
More like tanking!
>JK I'm getting bogged on it too lol

[Anonymous No.53347093]

I have a hard time believing the bulls in this thread are genuine people

[Anonymous No.53347108]

>>53347091
Damn I can’t even be mad kek

[Anonymous No.53347120]

>>53347093
When you have a big boy account you get somewhat forced into being a permabull.

[Anonymous No.53347131]

Daily reminder that the fair trading value of the S&P500 is 1800.

[Anonymous No.53347132]

They are slow rugging us bobros . Dont be greedy , the power hour...

[Anonymous No.53347140]

>>53347131
Yeah but I'll be fair trading with yo mama tonight

[Anonymous No.53347144]

>>53347079
>>53347062
What makes a recession? There've been no widespread layoffs (until very recently), people haven't changed their spending habits, people aren't saving their money or losing their homes, businesses aren't losing tremendous amounts of income or business, nothing. The only thing that has happened is the crabbing of the stock market

Am I wrong? Isn't a recession a downturn in economic activity? Where has that happened?

[Anonymous No.53347155]

>>53347131
How you figure?

[Anonymous No.53347162]

Some anon in the last thread posited 1-3 weeks for BBBY to officially declare bankruptcy, I found that interesting, is there a specific reason why that would be the case?

[Anonymous No.53347175]

>>53347093
there's a fine line between 'genuine' and 'real' people

[Anonymous No.53347179]

>>53347131
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.53347189]

The musical stylings of Harry Mack

[Anonymous No.53347191]

>>53347093
cogito ergo cum

[Anonymous No.53347197]

“Off the lows”

[Anonymous No.53347198]

Beautiful pump. WH saved the economy.

[Anonymous No.53347212]

>>53347175
Smartest post ITT

[Anonymous No.53347219]

>>53346878
>gay man goes to prison for adopting developmentally disabled kids then bragging about raping them on twitter

[Anonymous No.53347221]

>>53347189
Fuckin gross. Look at that heeb.

[Anonymous No.53347223]

>Tinder, $MTCH, is testing user interest in a new $500 monthly subscription plan.

[Anonymous No.53347249]

>bought NRSN at the fucking top

[Anonymous No.53347250]

>b-but the debt limit
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.53347256]

I hope you sold your puts . This was a fake out . I hope you didnt get hooked

[Anonymous No.53347262]

>>53347221
No he’s delightful. Blacks are upset that this guy is considered the best freestyle rapper of all time

[Anonymous No.53347266]

>>53347144
A recession is defined as two consecutive quarters of declining GDP. We had that and by all accounts should be in a recession since no other metric other than GDP growth is taken into account when considering if an economy is in a recession or not.

Everything else is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.53347282]

>>53346755
My husband was exposed to ASS-pestus on the job.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347288]

>>53347223
wtf, are they matching you up with hookers or something?

[Anonymous No.53347290]

Just a heads up we gap down friday.

[Anonymous No.53347293]

Why the fuck is this faggot market pumping

[Anonymous No.53347296]

>>53347262
Rap is trash and I don't care what the darkies think.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347304]

>>53347293
it's called short covering, look at aprn

[Anonymous No.53347311]

>>53347288
Reddit simps will hungrily hand that money over for a chance to finally touch a woman

[Anonymous No.53347322]

>>53346615
Always feel bad for his printer catching a stray

[Anonymous No.53347325]

>>53347288
Basically in liberal states yeah

[Anonymous No.53347330]

>>53347293
Went up 0.3% because it was oversold. Let's calm down everyone.

[Anonymous No.53347334]

Is Netflix gonna dump or pump on earnings?

[Anonymous No.53347337]

>>53347296
Freestyle rap performed by this new is highly entertaining. I oftentimes find myself tapping my foot along with the beat like I was a colored person or something

[Anonymous No.53347338]

>>53347293
Because they started buying i gave you the signal but you didnt listen . Sell your puts or cry

[Anonymous No.53347350]

>>53347296
Based

[Anonymous No.53347355]

>>53347001
>>even lael is turning bullish
Lael is the most dovish out of all of them

[Anonymous No.53347357]

Why line going up

[Anonymous No.53347368]

heh, check the volume

[Anonymous No.53347370]

Remember, pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.53347375]

>>53347334
Dump because I pirated their shitty shows yesterday
So much lost revenue, how will they ever recover?

[Anonymous No.53347377]

>>53347370
What about niggers?

[Anonymous No.53347386]

>>53347350
No it isn’t based. H-Mack is based

[Anonymous No.53347387]

>>53347375
So is Wednesday any good or what

[Anonymous No.53347391]

>>53347368
I prefer to pump it personnally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGQR_EJRpCY

[Anonymous No.53347421]

>>53347357
> Why line goes up

Kek he doesnt knwo

[Anonymous No.53347432]

>>53347387
Meh

[Anonymous No.53347435]

Straddles vs strangles? Thinking about riding Netflix earnings.

[Anonymous No.53347434]

Man I guess bears don't get to cum

[Anonymous No.53347437]

>>53347377
I meant to type:
>Nigs get slaughtered
My mistake.

[Anonymous No.53347439]

>>53347370
Bulls get slaughtered.
Pigs get slaughtered.
Chickens get slaughtered.
Your portfolio gets slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.53347447]

Kek the soft landing is really happening

[Anonymous No.53347450]

>>53347439
>slaughter builds character

[Anonymous No.53347456]

You all better start redeeming right fucking now

[Anonymous No.53347464]

>>53347447
Soft landing to zero, maybe.

[Anonymous No.53347472]

>>53347435
Such impressive speed and agility from that hamchad.

[Anonymous No.53347474]

>>53347450
Can't spell slaughter without laughter!

[Anonymous No.53347475]

Absolutely mentally ill dip buying, the hard landing is coming sooner rather than later. The can has been filled with depleted uranium and the faggots trying to kick it will break their legs.

[Anonymous No.53347479]

This scheme was straight fire
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8JPdpyjwU7w&t=333s

[Anonymous No.53347481]

>>53347435
It seems like earnings just go whatever way the market is going. You can put up absolute shit numbers like tsm and still pump 15%. This market is scitzo so probably up and down like 20% before settling into the same price

[Anonymous No.53347482]

>>53347447
Landing implies we go down albeit

[Anonymous No.53347487]

>>53347475
its only options burn for OPEX tomorrow.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347491]

>>53347435
>Netflix earnings
NFLX is going to miss BIGLY and it's going to cause ripples throughout the entire world.

[Anonymous No.53347496]

>>53347266
I'm not asking for a sterile meaningless definition you clown

[Anonymous No.53347498]

You may not like this,
but this is what normal market behaviour looks like.

[Anonymous No.53347501]

based optical mouse inventor. Short MRNA. You cannot refute this data

[Anonymous No.53347514]

>>53347496

[Anonymous No.53347518]

>>53347472
Never underestimate fat people around food.

[Anonymous No.53347534]

>>53347498
I like it

[Anonymous No.53347537]

>>53347501
based, posting images no one can read so they cant be refuted

[Anonymous No.53347543]

>>53347498
What happens next may shock you

[Anonymous No.53347551]

Every dump got entirely SLURPED

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347563]

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! WE HAVE HIT THE DEBT LIMIT!!!! FUNDS ARE NO LONGER SAFU!!! EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED!!! BIDEN IS GOING TO BE UNABLE TO CONTINUE TO DO THE PAYMENTS FOR THE GIBS PROGRAMS!!! IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53347578]

>>53347563

[Anonymous No.53347583]

fuck this week ass dump my spy put is going to expire worthless now wtf was that turnaround fake pump for?

[Anonymous No.53347585]

>>53347563
>unable to fund gibs
i'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.53347586]

>>53347537

[Anonymous No.53347590]

>>53347563
filtered.

[Anonymous No.53347593]

opex tomorrow, market will crab at 390 for the next 24 hours

[Anonymous No.53347596]

>>53347563
IT'S HAPPENING, THE COONS ARE COMING THE COONS ARE COMING

[Anonymous No.53347604]

>>53347583
You suck at this game, just quit.

[Anonymous No.53347605]

>>53347563
Unironically bullish, the treasury will print money themselves and we'll have another bullrun see >>53347551
Slurp the durp.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347611]

>>53347583
There was uncertainty about whether we would hit the debt limit or not, but now that we have hit the limit the market is no longer speculating on if we will hit it or not. So the certainty is giving investors confidence.

[Anonymous No.53347612]

>>53347563
Well it's a good thing we still all have jobs and unemployment is so low

[Anonymous No.53347623]

Spy will see 320 before it sees 400.

[Anonymous No.53347628]

>>53347537
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.12.17.22283625v1.full
>The risk of COVID-19 also varied by the number of COVID-19 vaccine doses previously received. The higher the number of vaccines previously received, the higher the risk of contracting COVID-19 (Figure 2).

[Anonymous No.53347629]

>>53347563
this post is a bottom signal

[Anonymous No.53347632]

>>53347563
This happens every year.

[Anonymous No.53347634]

>>53347583
> He shorted the local bottom

NGMI , sell and buy calls

[Anonymous No.53347637]

>>53347593
Opec wasnt that yesterday? There are a bunch of options expiring tomorrow. we have Thursday? Trump is still president?

[Anonymous No.53347647]

>>53347563
They do this literally every year, nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.53347656]

>>53347628
This looks bullish for moderna.
When the cure simultaneously causes the disease, you find yourself in an infinite profit loop.
Free money. Forever.

[Anonymous No.53347657]

We ready for NFLX earnings?

[Anonymous No.53347670]

>>53347586
>>53347628
>durr correlation = causation
if this is your best argument to short the stock i might go long. just ignore an individual's propensity to test (e.g., people w/ no vax aren't worried so they test less), or people with higher social interactions getting more shots, etc. i dont even care about the vax vs. anti-vax shit as that stopped being fun to shitpost about a year ago

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347680]

>>53347632
THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT, AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY. THE REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED HOUSE IS UNWILLING TO PUT A CLEAN BILL ON BIDENS DESK. EVERY BILL THEY PUT ON THE FLOOR WILL HAVE SPENDING CUTS ATTACHED TO IT OR KEVIN MCCARTHY WILL BE REMOVED AS SPEAKER AND WE GO RIGHT BACK TO VOTING FOR A NEW SPEAKER. THIS IS WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL PLAYING HARDBALL UP ON THE HILL.

[Anonymous No.53347700]

>>53347670
yea go long. You'd expect the max dose group to have the same immunity as the 0 dose group, since we were told immunity wanes. Or at least less than the one dose group. Go for it champ

[Anonymous No.53347714]

>>53347647
>grey ID with KO
Hmmm, it seems boomer plays are in the cards.

[Anonymous No.53347720]

>>53346614
So we just posting images of the poemanons poems now?

[Anonymous No.53347723]

>>53347700
i dont take advice from poor retards

[Anonymous No.53347727]

>>53347680
Have you been drinking baggot? You're typing in all caps again.

[Anonymous No.53347735]

>>53347091
>>53347108
We're never going to send Abrams because the symbolic image of a burning or Ukie-abandoned one would far outweigh any battlefield benefits.

That's leaving aside the parts and logistics nightmares.

[Anonymous No.53347738]

>>53347723
I don't care what reality denying retards think

[Anonymous No.53347739]

>>53347720
yes

[Anonymous No.53347741]

>>53347680
Baggie, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is like some performance art caricature of the perfect neurotic Jew and I'm afraid that you're starting to become these characters.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347743]

>>53347727
FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT BAGGOT, AND THE QUASAR DON'T DRINK THE QUASAR DON'T DO NOTHING THAT COULD BE BAD FOR HIS BODY OR MIND.

[Anonymous No.53347747]

Inverse baggie and buy calls . You guys dont like money

[Anonymous No.53347751]

What's this mean

[Anonymous No.53347752]

Let's spend the next hour staring at numbers.

[Anonymous No.53347754]

>>53347637
sure

[Anonymous No.53347757]

>>53347735
Yeah, but I seen the Bath Iron Works and that shit was cool so I bought. This is my investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.53347759]

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53347758]

no refunds

[Anonymous No.53347768]

>global firms and smart money sitting on record amounts of cash, yield curve still inverted (they're buying short term bonds)
>hurr the recession is over, buy what's left of the dip
the absolute state of you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.53347770]

>>53347759
SPY is still red on the day

[Anonymous No.53347777]

>>53347751
shut the fuck up already
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_United_States_debt_ceiling

[Anonymous No.53347781]

benchods when is pivot?

[Anonymous No.53347782]

>>53347741
He's been drinking. Drunk baggot is best baggot. Also, what the fuck is wrong with zoomers? Why are they such pathetic cucks?

[Anonymous No.53347788]

>>53347757
That name alone sounds pretty badass.

[Anonymous No.53347789]

>>53347777
cool quads

[Anonymous No.53347792]

>>53347770
who the fuck advertises flushing power in # of chicken nuggets lol

[Anonymous No.53347803]

>>53347781
>when is pivot?
Happened 3 months ago. Apparently you missed it. Look at 10Y treasuries.

[Anonymous No.53347814]

>>53347435
It's gonna dump 10% then pump 25% and then dump back to start +- 2%

[Anonymous No.53347820]

>>53347792
know your market

[Anonymous No.53347824]

>>53347792
That advertisement is catered to Burger "culture," so it makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.53347826]

>>53347792
it couldn't handle 57

[Anonymous No.53347831]

Buy netflix puts before close and short MRNA . I will not repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.53347832]

>>53347782
That particular zoomer just needs my Dickens Cider and she'll be right.

[Anonymous No.53347835]

>>53347060
I would burry my divys so far inside her ass...

[Anonymous No.53347839]

>>53347782
>what the fuck is wrong with zoomers
overstimulation since they've been conscious
on another note, WFH is great, fuck offices

[Anonymous No.53347854]

>>53347788
Right? This is how I invest.

[Anonymous No.53347857]

>>53347563
I hope we default, I'm not even being facetious

[Anonymous No.53347860]

>>53347839
Your work paid for that cubicle, so you can bet your ass you're gonna be sitting in it goy.

[Anonymous No.53347865]

>>53347831
my man, those are my plays

[Anonymous No.53347879]

kek baggie suicide notes dropping

[Anonymous No.53347884]

>>53347093
They are called permabulls, the winning strategists

[Anonymous No.53347887]

>>53347735
I mean the Ukies mainly want the Leopard 2.
It's the german government that wants the US to send main battle tanks as well to give green light to it.
There's going to be a compromise of either just sending a token amount of Abrams or just weapons or munition that allows them argue equal effectiveness

[Anonymous No.53347890]

I deserve to have my bags pumped

[Anonymous No.53347893]

>>53347831
I actually suspect Netflix is going to have good earnings this quarter. Just a hunch.

[Anonymous No.53347896]

>>53347860
But anon, we went WFH in 2018 and my boss sold the building, i'm never going back

[Anonymous No.53347904]

>meta pumps off of female (male) tits

[Anonymous No.53347907]

>>53347887
Huh, so it might be bullish for GD. We have the dopey Germans send over all their tanks for an equal number of Abrams and then they're hooked.

[Anonymous No.53347908]

>>53347835
Powell hit it first

[Anonymous No.53347910]

>>53347879
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.53347911]

>>53347680
So you going to link us your jewtube channel?

[Anonymous No.53347924]

>>53347890
That's a man

[Anonymous No.53347925]

>>53347908
Yep. Like look at this dude's face:
>Lael I hate your ass so much, but the pussy game ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53347930]

SELL SELL SELL IT WAS A SCAM PUMP

[Anonymous No.53347931]

>>53347093
Permabulls have predicted 100% of the previous bullruns.

[Anonymous No.53347939]

>>53347879
The only good redditor is a dead one.

[Anonymous No.53347940]

>>53347751
Treasury's now just going to roll over any existing debt rather than auctioning new bills, notes, or bonds. So mechanically it's bullish for TLT/TMF.

The draining of the TGA also means more liquidity in the system, so it's a few hundred billion of QE between now and when the ceiling is raised ~September.

[Anonymous No.53347950]

>>53347931
So easy it ain't fair.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53347951]

>>53347911
NO BUT MY BOY RON DESANTIS IS BANNING AP BLACK HISTORY COURSES FROM BEING TAUGHT IN FLORIDA ON THE GROUNDS THEY SIGNIFICANTLY LACK EDUCATIONAL VALUE.

[Anonymous No.53347955]

>>53347611
lol thanks bagie

[Anonymous No.53347965]

>>53347907
Nah Germany doesn't have an interest in Abrams, in the first place Abrams aren't useful in the first place because for god knows what reason they drive on kerosin rather than diesel like every other military vehicle.
Germany wants the US to send Abrams so it's clear that if Russia bombs the tanks they have US backing.

If anything I'd go long Rheinmetall since a lot of european countries are going to send leopards and need new ones.

[Anonymous No.53347966]

>>53347951
Are you still telling us you are not baggie?

[Anonymous No.53347973]

>>53347951
Kek based

[Anonymous No.53347976]

>>53347925
Now we know why he's rape hiking: to stamp out hoeflation.

[Anonymous No.53347977]

>>53347893
Is this your unemployed crank whore?

[Anonymous No.53347979]

>>53347951
simple as

[Anonymous No.53347980]

>>53347896
Anon you were laid off years ago. Shitposting on /smg/ is not WFH

[Anonymous No.53347983]

>>53347951
Niggas don't be takin AP nahmeen?

[Anonymous No.53348000]

>>53347890
His pits look tasty

[Anonymous No.53348004]

>>53347979
burn the coal pay the toll

[Anonymous No.53348011]

[Anonymous No.53348016]

>>53347951
Come baggie. We need to see it. Bestow your wisdom upon us.

[Anonymous No.53348017]

>>53347951
Have you managed to get out of Connecticut yet Quasar?

[Anonymous No.53348021]

>>53347979
That is the world white women wanted. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.53348025]

>>53347979
Wow baggie really is a kike nigger

[Anonymous No.53348026]

>>53347965
>for god knows what reason they drive on kerosin rather than diesel like every other military vehicle.
I think there's some finnicky magic turbine engine bullshit reason.

>Germany wants the US to send Abrams so it's clear that if Russia bombs the tanks they have US backing.
Yeah, Euros may want a symbolic stand but after the fuckup in Afghanistan I'm not sure the Jews in the White House and DoD want any more bad publicity. Longing Rheinmetall does make a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.53348043]

>>53347965
>>53347907
Isn't the majority of GD business long term naval contracts? Not sure why they pumped so much for the Ukraine thing, it really barely changes their business.

[Anonymous No.53348049]

>>53347980
>Anon'sfw payroll is still paying him.

[Anonymous No.53348067]

>>53348043
Every mil stock pumped.

[Anonymous No.53348079]

38 mins

[Anonymous No.53348087]

>>53346812
Two More Weeks

[Anonymous No.53348104]

>>53348043
Huh, you're close. Looks like marine is a quarter or so. Tanks are like a fifth.

[Anonymous No.53348105]

Baggie and Quasar are never in the same thread are they

[Anonymous No.53348114]

imagine falling for the bear meme again

[Anonymous No.53348117]

>>53347979
at first I thought this video was making me feel bad but when you watch it closer you notice the woman looks asian and kid is allowed to watch tv and probably used to this.
So actually everything seems to be ok.

[Anonymous No.53348132]

easiest calls into close. getem now boys!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53348137]

gns halted lol

[Anonymous No.53348140]

>>53348105
No
use this information wisely

[Anonymous No.53348158]

>>53348105
Suck my tiny kike balls

[Anonymous No.53348159]

>>53348105
Yes
use this information recklessly

[Anonymous No.53348171]

why does desu autocorrect to "desu" when i post?

[Anonymous No.53348172]

>>53348117
Even if it was a white woman, white women vote Democrat and get what they fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.53348176]

>>53348105
No, unfortunately you have observed the Jewish schizophrenic tendencies. Use this knowledge wisely.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53348179]

>>53348105
I am SO sick of getting run over like this。 I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money、whether its the market、or life in general。 Tired of going broke over irrational buying(or selling)not based on fundamental reality。 If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense、then they should be blocked from the market。 The apes / robin hooders、etc .... are ruining things for me。 Take away their accounts、and send them back to flipping burgers。 I HATE losing money。 This is not a joke。 The consequences are serious。 I just expect the world to bend to MY will、not the other way around。 I refuse to accept / adopt / or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior、not me。 I AM supposed to WIN。 If I weren't so fuming mad / furious right now、I'd be on the floor crying。 The way I see it、the "market" keeps breaking the "rules"。 We "agree" on certain levels / price action、I rely on it。 Then the market、and the people in it、go and do something different。 They break the "agreement"。 THIS IS BULLSHIT。

[Anonymous No.53348184]

>>53348171
baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.53348187]

>>53348179
return of the king

[Anonymous No.53348206]

>>53348179
This is not the real baggie

[Anonymous No.53348212]

>>53348171
I theorize that SOXL won out over the VanEck Semiconductor ETF because you can't say the latter's ticker symbol. Thousands of /smg/ dollars have been lost as a result.

[Anonymous No.53348214]

>>53348206
Might as well be.

[Anonymous No.53348224]

Are REIT's worth buying?

[Anonymous No.53348225]

options sellers WILL WIN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53348229]

>>53348206
Y-yes it is. Here look at my gookfu's beautiful tits. I'm totally baggie

[Anonymous No.53348236]

>>53348171
onions

[Anonymous No.53348238]

>>53348212
big sad desu

[Anonymous No.53348247]

>>53348224
Yes although they're in the middle of crashing. The dividend/payout, for lack of better term, is like 4% a year. I'm 20% invested in them

[Anonymous No.53348248]

>>53348117
It was a home invasion. The dindu got life in prison. He tried to appeal because the cop said nigger on the nanny cam. There was also a baby upstairs.

[Anonymous No.53348254]

>>53348225
I bought netflix puts

[Anonymous No.53348272]

>>53348247
Gimme your best REITs

[Anonymous No.53348273]

>>53348254
it won't move enough

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348275]

>>53348171
WHAT A STUPID BITCH, THOSE CLOTHES WILL NEVER DRY OUT IN THE COLD LIKE THAT!!!

[Anonymous No.53348279]

>>53347752
Yes

[Anonymous No.53348280]

>>53348224
In a tax-advantaged account sure, otherwise it can be a tax nightamre

[Anonymous No.53348282]

>>53348248
did the baby have brown skin too?

[Anonymous No.53348288]

Q: What's BOAT?
A: A hole in your portfolio you can throw money in!

[Anonymous No.53348298]

>>53348272
VNQ is what I have - it's nothing special and just follows some benchmark

[Anonymous No.53348308]

>>53348248
i thought it was a typical chimp chimping out on his white gf

[Anonymous No.53348306]

if I wasn't a pussy I'd write a 310 put on nflx

[Anonymous No.53348309]

>>53348272
DRV

[Anonymous No.53348312]

>>53348254
>>53348273
aight i just sold naked calls, looking for free 2k premium

[Anonymous No.53348314]

>>53348229
>>53348275
Give us your YouTube link now

[Anonymous No.53348315]

>>53348224
You can buy a REIT for a 4% divvy, or you can buy T-bills and get paid 5% while waiting for the crash.
What do you think is better?

[Anonymous No.53348329]

>>53348309
>Ticker for shorting real estate is DRV
>Like a car
VanEck Semiconductor ETFing at just now realizing that

[Anonymous No.53348333]

>>53348314
I'm not baggie. Stupid fag got drunk and posted his tripcode

[Anonymous No.53348347]

>>53348312
IV is in your favour gl anon

[Anonymous No.53348352]

>>53348312

[Anonymous No.53348362]

>>53347758
Back story?

[Anonymous No.53348384]

>>53348352
feel free to buy one, or five.

[Anonymous No.53348397]

I base all my financial decisions on a guy in a dirt bike helmet

[Anonymous No.53348400]

>>53348384
No thanks, got no edge. Just feels like one of those bullshit things where they gap up on account of surprise layoffs or something.

[Anonymous No.53348406]

>>53348352
the trade is already green lol

[Anonymous No.53348422]

>>53348406
Yeah but they announce, what, right at close?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348428]

>>53348406
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS!!!!

[Anonymous No.53348444]

>>53348428
mumu fears the nflx earnings

[Anonymous No.53348461]

MM spread on nflx is 10%

[Anonymous No.53348463]

>>53348397
>he listens to fintwatter
lol
these guys call for a nuke every week

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348465]

>>53348444
I'M WAITING FOR THE EARNINGS CALL TO START OFF WITH THE CEO SAYING, "I HOPE ALL OUR SHAREHOLDERS ARE SITTING DOWN."

[Anonymous No.53348478]

>>53348465
They should have their actors read the boilerplate announcement on earnings calls. That'd be a fun gimmick; Wednesday herself personally telling you why they burned billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.53348510]

>>53348478
Netflix better beat. I want to see baggot get liquidated

[Anonymous No.53348517]

>holy fuck
i just realized yesterday was the highest amount of puts bought in 2 YEARS

[Anonymous No.53348524]

>>53348308
You can read up on it here.
https://law.justia.com/cases/new-jersey/appellate-division-unpublished/2018/a5132-15.html

[Anonymous No.53348526]

WELCOME2
BOBO
TOWN

[Anonymous No.53348528]

>>53348517
market makers won't let all of those puts expire ITM... will they?

[Anonymous No.53348530]

NFLX starting to drill

[Anonymous No.53348540]

why is it dumping now ffs

[Anonymous No.53348545]

>>53348528
offset by all the boggle heads
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.53348546]

>>53348526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4brpoNVwS0

[Anonymous No.53348572]

>>53348528
>>53348545
bulls are so fucked

[Anonymous No.53348576]

>>53348559
>>53348559
>>53348559

[Anonymous No.53348610]

Unreal last minute boggening.

[Anonymous No.53348691]

I like Desantis because he's backed by Ken Griffin and that makes the baggies mad

[Anonymous No.53348984]

>>53346615
Trigger-happy clerk shot that guy in the back.

[Anonymous No.53349366]

>>53347144
Been watching small businesses close their doors on mass around here for two years now, dropping like flies

[Anonymous No.53349487]

So countries debs are going up, how do I invest in the debt so that when debt goes up I make money.

[Anonymous No.53350235]

>>53347175
real recognize real and the only thing genuine you are is a cocksucker