What do we tell coders who lost their jobs?

[Anonymous No.53334884]

Learn to...?

[Anonymous No.53334894]

>>53334884
Dig ditches

[Anonymous No.53334906]

>>53334884
knee pads

[Anonymous No.53334917]

>>53334884
...suck dicks, it's the only thing they can do for wearing gay socks.

[Anonymous No.53334924]

>>53334884
Sneed

[Anonymous No.53334939]

>>53334894
fpbp

[Anonymous No.53334940]

>>53334884
uhm obviously they're extremely intelligent and skilled geniuses who deserved to get 3x more salary than everyone because they got an Adderall prescription and learned a very niche set of skills and experience with one specific set of frontend frameworks

[Anonymous No.53334941]

>>53334884
tell them to hello world deez nuts

[Anonymous No.53334957]

>>53334894
>>53334917
>>53334924
based

[Anonymous No.53334960]

Learn Mandarin is the only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.53335024]

>>53334940
sucking dicks in a smart way with 3x the swallowing capacity

[Anonymous No.53335044]

>>53334884
learn to cope

[Anonymous No.53335056]

>>53334884
Trade

[Anonymous No.53335066]

>>53334884
deepthroat

[Anonymous No.53335108]

>>53334884
Learn to chode

[Anonymous No.53335112]

>>53334884
use a wrench

[Anonymous No.53335125]

>>53334884
Mine

[Anonymous No.53335137]

>>53334940
I know somebody that did exactly this. He learned Python in 7 days, 18 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.53335146]

>>53334884
I'm fucked aren't I?
Just graduated CS and there are no fucking jobs.
Fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.53335294]

>>53334940
It's hard to read this without imagining you as a very angry and upset person. What skills do you have?

[Anonymous No.53335336]

>people who can code getting fired
Uhm sweetie it's basically all diversity teams and gender equality hires.
Product owners, Agile coaches, Scrum Master those kind of bullcrap jobs.
People who actually code have nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.53335382]

>>53334884
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.53335440]

>>53334884
Build houses. DA TRADES are the next meme, but they can't really push it hard until white dudes are in the most lucrative (or hiring decision-focused) positions. Publicize it too early and your boss could be a black dude or a woman one day.

[Anonymous No.53335457]

>>53334884
Uh I don’t speak paneet bro so I’m not telling them nothing

[sage No.53335968]

>>53335044
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.53336143]

>>53335336
I'm at AWS. It was literally all Indians and the people you described. Well, and like all of Alexa including the developers there.

[Anonymous No.53336161]

>>53334884
Learn to blow

[Anonymous No.53336186]

>>53336161
Nice du.bs 61's

[Anonymous No.53336203]

>>53334884
Learn to code your own OpenAI or get fucked

[Anonymous No.53336254]

>>53335294
>What skills do you have?
years international electrical engineering experience working in regulated manufacturing environments making products that are essential for daily lives, masters degree, speak two languages

half my coworkers quit to just do swe for more money lol

[Anonymous No.53336269]

>>53336254
based. EEs are chads.

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.53336287]

>>53335137
No that not a lie, after some time our brains get tired and any new info we learn is almost useless, so is the best to take sleep. Also to learn any language takes more than that, passing boot camp dosnt mean you learn anything unless you make your own project by yourself and no hand holding and you wont get job just knowing python only there is much more to learn, programming isnt easy.

[Anonymous No.53336307]

>>53334884
algotrade until the next tech bubble starts

[Anonymous No.53336315]

>>53334894
as a former ditch digger I kek

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.53336317]

>>53335146
You feel for the meme that programmers are the most searched for, while in fact factory workers are ×10 times more searched for. You will kow have to wait until some small company dosnt open door for juniors and that takes like 1 or 2 days for 1 job

[Anonymous No.53336344]

>>53335044
microsoft engineers specifically deserve less, and part of their salaries should go to the users as compensation for their wasted time and frustrations

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.53336383]

>>53335336
>People who actually code have nothing to fear
Wrong, fear the pajeet that will replace you for 1 usd dollar an hour.

[Anonymous No.53336404]

>>53336287
>t. pajeet

[Anonymous No.53336448]

We probably just tell them to clean up their resume and to start applying to jobs
Since coding is a useful in demand skill/field

[Anonymous No.53336463]

>>53335112
actual good response. my brother took the mechanic-pill and has never looked back

[Anonymous No.53336479]

>>53335044
>>53334884
Unironically I hate code fags but if this happened I'm 99.9999% sure society would collapse, If businesses pay programmers ~$20/hr, no one would code. It's way too hard to program for that pay. Nothing would work, blackhat hackers will run rampant and software will be exploited, there will be no maintenance, shit will just stop working. At most SWEs will see a 20% cut on the average salary which will still put them in 6 figs. One autistic high IQ fag with a passion for hacking could single highhandedly ruin or change the world if programmers get mostly automated. Something as fucking retarded as Mr.Robot could happen IRL. Programmers will be fine, if you start seeing this to not be true and programming jobs disappearing, say goodbye to everything. The world will move into 1984 without a doubt at that point. Anyone pro-automation out of spite of one profession because they're too stupid to program is pro-globalist. Unironically die. Automation won't actually take over though, all the high IQ fags know this. My father works at a port where they're trying to automate the docks and he's positive that workers are sabotaging the automated cranes. This is actually creating more jobs. The world will change drastically, but there will still be high paying jobs. Get good or stay poor. Artists are fucked though, art is actually dead. Art was never a job anyway. The people fudding coding are just autistic zoomers who are scared while pursuing their CS degree because they suck at programming.

[Anonymous No.53336485]

>>53335336
this p much what I hear from most my SWE friends (in more PC wording). should be obvious, I get why ppl think programmers are overpaid but there is a fucking ocean of waste to address in these tech corps before you can even glance at programmers

>>53336383
big tech already went through this phase for the past decade, the poo (tech debt) piled up so high that corps went back to hiring more full-timers to clean it up or even restart entirely and the jeets started asking for more comp anyway despite a job shittily done

[Anonymous No.53336506]

>>53334884
Become a career transition counselor for laid-off coders

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.53336523]

>>53336404
>t. guy that never learned how to learn
>>53336448
npc response every skill is in demand some way more some way less, fact is programming is way less in demand compared to blue collar work skills, and with every day there is more pajeets that are ready so it become even more competitive.

[Anonymous No.53336532]

>>53336479
>If businesses pay programmers ~$20/hr, no one would code. It's way too hard to program for that pay. Nothing would work, blackhat hackers will run rampant and software will be exploited, there will be no maintenance, shit will just stop working

lol

[Anonymous No.53336539]

>>53336479
literally none of that would happen

[Anonymous No.53336551]

>>53335044
I love how "adjust" never means equalize. It means everyone will be paid shit wages.
Until they roll out UBI that barely covers your bill and insect sustenance pills while kikes ride out the population collapse in their fifth beach view mansion.

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.53336591]

>>53336532
this is normal for a junior, the only problem is none wants them, and software engineer is a meme most people don't mind hiring software developers

[Anonymous No.53336604]

>>53336551
the answer is to abduct jewish and indian CEOs and film their dismemberment, torture, execution, and desecration in 4K 60 fps. but no one wants to hear that.

[Anonymous No.53336605]

>>53336479
>Artists are fucked though, art is actually dead.
Not "art for art's sake". That benefits from the fact that being human is part of its appeal. But art for commercial purposes is dead. And "art for art's sake" is already a bourgeois luxury that's pretty much dead already. Apart from that, fully agreed.

[Anonymous No.53336673]

>>53336448
this. take that shill retards lol

[Anonymous No.53336692]

>>53336604
If only.

>>53336605
>But art for commercial purposes is dead.
Delusional. AI is a tool like any other and a lot of commercial artists are already incorporating AI into their workflow. Cars didn't stop olympic runners from existing, they still them to get around. It's just that 4chan's virginal understanding of commercial art is nothing but coom. It'll take another ~3-5 years but 3d artists will benefit most from this after all the hype settles down.