/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53201658]

How do I make it in Florida? Specifically, what are some good gigs to run around lots of rich old people? I am 23 and white, I'm going to be staying with my dad in SW Florida around rich lazy boomers and good old boys. I have a few thousand in start up money. How can I make ez money without wagecucking?

[Anonymous No.53202007]

Help me make it bros

[Anonymous No.53202044]

>>53201658
>marry a rich grandma
>wait for her to die
>profit

[Anonymous No.53202052]

>>53201658
You can't
Florida has the most absolute jewest boomers on the planet
You'll be lucky if they don't swindle YOU out of money

t. lived in hollywood, Florida all my life

[Anonymous No.53202082]

>>53201658
I already have a business with my dad.
I won't tell you what it is but I'll say this: you have to be absolutely clueless to not realize that boomers here are loaded and are the neediest pricks on the planet that will quite literally throw money at a problem until its solved.
>t. anon that does "technical services" for old money and can't walk out of an oak-covered house without a pocketful of $100 bills in tips for practically no effort

[Anonymous No.53202104]

>>53201658
Financial, estate and property management services for elders and snowbirds

[Anonymous No.53202123]

>>53202052
You walk away from bad customers.
Set prices and expectations, and then never budge. It's that easy. I've told retired lawyers "I make money, not small talk" when they waste my time or try to haggle me for what I do. I also ALWAYS explain how to do shit if people ask - its a win-win; if they fuck it up, I'm usually the first person they call and are willing to pay extra for same-day service, and if they are able to do it, it's one less house-call.

[Anonymous No.53202156]

>>53202123
No, see you do actual work
OP is asking how to grift for money

[Anonymous No.53202209]

>>53202156
>he thinks I don't grift
the only difference between a grift and a service is perspective

[Anonymous No.53202264]

>>53202209
Service means you have to do something and wake up everyday to do it over again

grifiting is building up trust than rugpulling old boomers and walking away with the cash into Thailand to spend it on blow and hookers

[Anonymous No.53202269]

>>53201658
Go to miami and pimp out trannies to gross old fucks and then hold it over their head for more money so you don't tell their wife (they always have a wife).

[Anonymous No.53202299]

>>53202269
Are you listening OP???? This guy knows what the fuck he’s talking about

[Anonymous No.53202363]

>>53201658
Get in good with a cougar sugar mama

[Anonymous No.53202566]

>>53201658
>white
Faggot. Better jerk off to Jamal and Tyrone pounding the girls you have crushes on before spit roasting your sister

[Anonymous No.53202578]

>>53201658
Fort Myers or Naples? I just moved from there.

[Anonymous No.53202685]

>>53202269
Genius

[Anonymous No.53202993]

>>53201658
i need to know this too i love florida its the most batshit place on earth and filled with the most insane people

[Anonymous No.53203009]

sounds like you got it made , so go fuck yourself, bud.

[Anonymous No.53203229]

work on boats retard, they much rather hire whites and they always need work

[Anonymous No.53203298]

>>53202993
Florida is just South America at this point.

[Anonymous No.53203315]

>>53203229
This is an excellent idea. Go meet some guys that work at the boat yard and see if they let you into the fold. Charter yachts for roasties, take them out for four hours, eat some of their food, drink their water bottles, get a cash tip, get a phone number do you can sell them weed later that night.

[Anonymous No.53203872]

>>53203315
>>53203229
Not a bad idea it will probably be tough to get though but I'll be on the lookout.

[Anonymous No.53203882]

>>53203009

[Anonymous No.53203900]

>>53202578
Naples

[Anonymous No.53204009]

I want to move to Clearwater beach. I wanted to do this back in 2020 but had things going on. Now everyone is in FL or everyone wants to be.

[Anonymous No.53204252]

>>53204009
>i want to be in the most congested part of the gulf on a tourist trap beach full of niggers driving in from tampa

i remember when i had dumbass thoughts like this in my 20s

[Anonymous No.53204307]

>>53204252
I’ve been there three times(on vacation) and yeah I see it can get busy in weekends but don’t remember too many niggers.. bummer. Where would you recommend for a white family to move to? I also like Tarpon Springs area.

[Anonymous No.53204705]

>>53204307
East Lake/Trinity area is pretty nice. A little expensive especially now, so depends on your budget.

[Anonymous No.53204866]

>>53203900
My condolences.
t. Punta Gorda

[Anonymous No.53205662]

bros i dont need much to live a cozy life...

[Anonymous No.53205929]

>>53203298
Only in Miami and a few other cities. Once you get out of there it's all retired boomers.
It is a bad place to do business though - retired boomers are niggardly bastards. It also means everything is more expensive from property to labor because they're buying but they aren't selling or doing.
>>53201658
If I had to do something for boomers I would just try and scam them. Sell them technology or services they don't understand.
Failing that, hire the whitest cubanos you can find and do landscaping.

[Anonymous No.53205938]

>>53201658
buy Floridian kneepads

[Anonymous No.53206785]

>>53201658
Go be a gay prostitute

[Anonymous No.53207443]

>>53202363
This is literally what I am doing. I’m a 28 year old Miami fag (originally from Dc) who’s living rent free at his 42 year old Romanian milf’s place while I do my masters full time. She’s a professional cook, which is the best part. Though, she is mentally unstable. But I need to survive, so it is what it is. Being a sugar baby is literally the only way to survive here.

[Anonymous No.53207505]

>>53202269
High IQ post.