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What does Chainlink actually do? And how much will it be worth?

>> No.53176340

it solves the oracle issue

>> No.53176339
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53176339

$10000 a token

>> No.53176346

>>53176324
Steals money from coping stinkies and it'll be worth nothing once fatso is done cashing out

>> No.53176352

>>53176324
it turns regular people into faggots, betrayed faggots

>> No.53176354

>>53176324
The service checks prices of shit tokens on uniswap. The token does nothing at all.

>> No.53176357

>>53176340
What’s that?
>>53176339
Doesn’t that seem a bit high?

>> No.53176371

>>53176324
$500

>> No.53176378

>>53176354
Vitalik should make Uniswap ERC677 transfer and call oracle standard then the MEV mafia will have total control over all the data offchain as well as onchain

>> No.53176400

OP your post is confusing some anons. Please specify if you're asking about the Chainlink service or the Chainlink token.

>> No.53176940

>>53176400
The token

>> No.53177213

$81,000 eoy 2026, simple as

>> No.53177240

>>53176357
>What's that?
Some made up bullshit that belongs on >>>/x/

>> No.53177260

>>53176940
It parses Jason

>> No.53177382

>>53176324
That's a man

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>>53176346
>>53176352
>>53176354
the purpose of the chainlink token is to make us fudders completely buck-broken
we're stuck here on biz forever fudding 24/7 because we lost everything on lending platforms...
we... kneel to the link stake chads and ask only for their pity now

>> No.53179103

>>53177213
>$81,000 eoy 2026, simple as
how will you sell tho if staked? you will never be able to realize the dollar value. instead you will only have the comfort of the thought of knowing you have something of the value of $81,000 that is unfortunately untouchable, unreachable, inaccessible. guh

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>>53179103
Selling.... yikes sweetie

>> No.53179117

>>53176324
I think it made my dick bigger somehow

>> No.53179120

>>53176324
It allows you to buy in early and then dump your bags on retards that buy after who hope to do the same.

>> No.53179133

>>53179117
Can confirm. My GF complains that my dick feels bigger every month.

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>>53179120
Eh not for everyone. Fudsisters like you and I dont even get to do anything because we lost everything in lending scams like pic related... thats why we have to fud - to try and get the prices down to get back in the game.
Never going to be able to catch up to stake chads but it is what it is.

>> No.53179923

>>53176324
Sauce on this chick?

>> No.53179938

>>53176324
>What does Chainlink actually do?
nothing
>And how much will it be worth?
nothing

>> No.53180103

>>53176324
It does a bunch of extremely important shit, and it will be worth somewhere around $5-$7 for the distant future. This is roughly the price of a latte in San Francisco, you see.

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>>53176324
I might have to reassess my preference for blondes, goddamn.

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>>53177897
This is what this lonkie poster looks like

>> No.53180939

>>53176324
>>53180640
Need

>> No.53180990

It solves the lambo problem. Fucking newfags I swear.

>> No.53181042

>>53180990
Lambos are kind of shit.

>> No.53182282

>>53176324
Helps with oracle. It's a good web3 token to hold. Just like ORE.

>> No.53182297

>>53176324
>What does Chainlink actually do?
Solve problems that don't exist
> And how much will it be worth?
Nothing

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>>53180990
>lambo
Yeah for Sergey's father ahahahahaha

>> No.53182722

>>53180640
that's a man

>> No.53182900

>>53176324
Trustless shrimp farming

>> No.53182988

>>53176340
>oracle issue
is the word 'oracle problem' too problematic now?

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It destroys lives...
I lost the best years of my life bagholding this scam waiting for my real life to begin.
I would of made more just working at mcdonalds instead