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53130908 No.53130908 [Reply] [Original]

My dream is to live in a mansion and drive a 7-series while smoking cigars and scotch. I'm going to achieve this through Real Estate.

>> No.53130913
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53130913

This is the BMW

>> No.53130928

>>53130908
all talk no action

>> No.53130942

>>53130908
Absolutely based and totally achievable fren.

Tell us more about your real estate plans?

>> No.53130949

>>53130928
probably indian too

>> No.53130964

>>53130928
Faggot, I just finished my studies. I'm applying to IT jobs now.

>> No.53130966

>>53130913
bro that looks terrible

>> No.53130981

>>53130913
>>53130908
No class, all talk/dreams of a robotic lifestyle
Likely 22 max and is a massive Tate following faggot chinlet manlet kissless virgin.

>> No.53130989

>>53130966
yeh, i agree sis.

>> No.53131001

>>53130942
>flip houses and rent them out near college campus
>laundromats
>index funds

>> No.53131002
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>>53130913
>>53130908
You have dogshit taste in homes and cars.

>> No.53131034

>>53131002
i like the home tbf.
what homes do you like anon?

>> No.53131054

>>53131001
>index funds
enjoy your -1% adjusted inflation yearly gains

>> No.53131056

>>53130908
You smoke scotch?

>> No.53131074

>>53130913
you had to choose the worst modern bmw? looks like an auntie car at best, shit taste.
>>53130964
>"studies"
>IT
100% brown indian hands.

>> No.53131272
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53131272

>>53130964
Will wagies never learn?

>> No.53131533

>>53131056
kek

>> No.53131536
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>>53130913
>This is the BMW
You really want the 1996 edition of that.
Way better style, outstanding performance and handling, and if money is no issue, you can afford it to be maintained in mint condition.

>> No.53131726

>>53130908
>sloped roof
>wood construction
>fake stone veneer
>Mansion
Kek, that's a mchouse. Might as well live in a giant pole barn.
>>53131002
/thread.

>> No.53131823

>>53131726
Post a "real mansion".

>> No.53131903
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>>53131056

>> No.53132229

>>53131056
I like to party

>> No.53132251

>>53130908
Lol you’re going to be broke forever, fucking poor.
All you dream of is splurging and expenditures, not hard work and success.

YOURE A FUCKING FAILURE!

>> No.53132256

>>53130908
>>53130913
NGL these are both pretty disgusting.

>> No.53132271

>>53131001
Let me guess you're an impressionable fag who just saw that MDE Nick video about flipping houses.

>> No.53132272

>>53131074
>100% brown indian hands.
came here to say this. fucking pajeets lmao.

>> No.53132276

>>53130908
>achieve this through Real Estate.
You are late.
The housing boom is over.

>> No.53132277
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With these real estate prices? I really hope you're stacking that matic anon or you're pretty much fucked.

>> No.53132340
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53132340

For me it's the x5

Mine looks just like this. It has almost all the options too. How jelly are you all? If you're nice I might let you ride shotgun

>> No.53132356

>>53132276
This

Boomers will move heaven and earth with the help of the Government to keep prices high.

>> No.53132366

>>53132340
>crossover
Woman detected.

>> No.53132400

>>53132340
These cars are nothing special anymore. You can lease them for 500€ a month in Germany, every shady low level arab drug dealer who lives on fake government disability money can afford them.

>> No.53132441

>>53132366
It's a man's car though. I'm 6'6 so I need the headroom. It also has the best interior of any car available, even better than Mercedes

>> No.53132463

>>53132400
You're not finding a good one for that price. If it doesn't have the premium seats and stereo then it's shite.

>> No.53132478

>>53130966
they're not like bmw's of old. feel cheap and poorly put together.

>> No.53132484

>>53132441
No straight man drives crossovers unless he's an Arab like >>53132400 says.

>> No.53132487

>>53132478
18 speaker system, 14 way adjustable seat, 4 way climate control, 9 gear transmission... Thank God they don't make em like they used to

>> No.53132511
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Show me a single better interior in any vehicle. You can't

>> No.53132529
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>>53132511
And here's the ambient LEDs

>> No.53132530

>>53132487
You don't know dick about cars, that's fine but don't pretend that you do because you read the marketing brochure.

>>53131536
This car MOGS your crossover and OP's.

>> No.53132531

>>53132463
yeah sorry was thinking about the X3. X5 is more like 800€.

>> No.53132562

>>53132530
I know a lot about cars actually. If only you knew who you were talking to lmao

I'm still waiting for you to post a car. Let's see your exquisite tastes...

>> No.53132573
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>>53132511
>autotragic

>> No.53132605

>>53132573
>muh manual
>muh clutch
>muh technical skill required just to drive a car
>muh bragging rights
Manual fags are more insufferable than people who brag about drinking black coffee

>> No.53132615

>>53132573
you manualfags have to face reality, no one's buying manual anymore, I'm a Europoor not even here. 10 years ago you got laughed at for driving an old people car now no one buys manual anymore except for used cars

>> No.53132702

>>53130908
your dream is to be some NEETs corny idea of what a "cool guy from the 50s" must be like? hmm, nice

>> No.53132790

>>53132511
This shit isn't any more luxurious than a high optioned Ford or Mopar. It just costs more for the same thing.

>Dual side vents
That's retarded

>> No.53132796
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>>53132562
90s were peak automobile design. Pic related or the BMW in >>53131536 are good luxury cars.

Yeah, I'm talking to some fag who doesn't wrench. Nobody who cares about design or works on cars drives a soccer mom BMW crossover.

>> No.53132994
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>>53132790
Hahahaha
Here's your ford bro! It's the same thing amirite?

>> No.53133038
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>>53132796
Here's your interior bro.
For real though, this thing is a beater. And any 90s car is a ticking time bomb by now. You can't even drive to Vegas without something breaking on the way

>> No.53133143

>>53133038
Imbecile that drives a BMW talking about a Lexus of all cars breaking down.

That Lexus will have 300K miles on it. Your soccer mom BMW will constantly require repairs.

>> No.53133212
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>>53133038
>doesn't have IPAD glued in middle of dash = BAD
>operating buttons and knobs with tactile feel instead of tapping screen = BAD

Japs aren't known for their interiors, they max reliability for luxury vehicles. Pic related from the BMW is better than any infotainment abortion interior.

90s/early 00s vehicles have less electronic components that go bad and require less time and expensive parts to fix. Any maintained vehicle from that era in a non-rust climate will run for more years than anything being built currently.

>> No.53133253

>>53133038
>Not wanting the giga Camry
Are you fucking gay or something?

>> No.53133335

>>53131056
He must like Ardbeg.

>> No.53133336

>>53132994
>Cherrypicking one of the bottom trim levels
You're a fucking lying disingenuous faggot with no real argument wasting our time.
BMW and other "luxury" brands have stopped providing luxury, they just vacuum money from rich idiots who think the brand is still worth something.

>> No.53133588

>>53133336
It's simple, post a goddamn interior then. You aren't because you can't find a good pic. Why? Because they don't exist.
I did a lot of research on fancy car interiors and you can't beat a 2015+ X5

>>53133212
I had a 94 benz and I'll tell you the circuitry does go bad. Shit doesn't last forever. One time my headlights randomly died on the highway at night. The stereo is scratchy and keeps cutting out, and even then it doesn't sound that good because auto manufacturers did a shit job on their audio setups back then.
PS: the 2014-2018 x5 doesn't even have a touchscreen so your point is moot.

>> No.53133664

>>53133253
No, I'm just not a poorfag that has deluded themselves into thinking old plastic dashboards are somehow good. Enjoy your basic 4 way adjustable seat with ripped leather

>> No.53133813
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>>53132790
Here's ur high optioned Ford. It's the explorer king ranch. Costs as much as an x5 yet it's a downgrade in every aspect. Just look at that vertical video infotainment! The bezels on that thing are almost an inch wide

>> No.53133929

So andrew tate? Hustlers university will get you there ;)

>> No.53133999

>>53132511
Mazda 3

>> No.53134076

>>53133999
Does your height start with a 5?

>> No.53134111

>>53130908
I recommend the 9 series. Also, don’t smoke scotch, unless you mean burning drambui as incense.

>> No.53134285

>>53132441
9 out of 10 drivers of these cars in belgium are women lmao, men drive sedans and saloons

>> No.53134420

>>53134285
A manlet mobile is fitting for you. It's probably the perfect size for a 5'8 mutt such as yourself, but not for me. I drive a big vehicle with my wife riding shotgun

>> No.53134815
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>>53134420

>> No.53134893

>>53132340
kek nice soccer mom car

>> No.53134953

Lmao all the haters in this thread are na tards , go back to ur shitty fords with year 2000 interiors

>> No.53135018

>>53130908
>I'm going to achieve this through Real Estate.
Possible but know what you are signing up for. The best real estate funds in the world make 20% leveraged returns and that was during a real estate bull market the likes we have never seen before.

A top performing real estate company can maybe expect 15% leveraged returns (you will flirt with bankruptcy a few times). You ability to succeed will entirely depend on ability to raise money from investors because you won't have enough capital to make it otherwise to fund lifestyle in pic related.

If you go it alone with only lenders on your side, you might achieve pic related by 50 years old if you are one of the best in your industry.

>> No.53135366

>>53134076
5'8
Still get more pussy than u

>> No.53135532

>>53134893
Cool cope and manliness insecurity
This car is the best, of course everyone buys it

>>53135366
Not likely, especially at that height. Step up, Pedro!

>> No.53135540

>>53130908
You're clearly a pajeet then, you will never succeed in real estate.

>> No.53135548

The only way to build wealth through real estate is to leverage the fuck out and find really good deals.

>> No.53135596
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>>53130913
KEK have fun paying monthly subscriptions to use the features already built-in to your vehicle. That piece of shit is fucking ugly too. Get out of my way, nigger.

>> No.53135714

>>53130964
i remember thinking my degree would get me a good job... now i make 6 figures with a job that requires a 9th grade education