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BATTLE STATIONS READY EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

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>> No.53112026
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>futures

>> No.53112030
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53112030

great start

>> No.53112031

gold bros stay winning, cope and seethe

>> No.53112032

i am 40% cash and i wantt to be 0% cash by tomorrow then just DCA my paychecks

i dont wanna time shit anymore i just want to mindlessly buy buy buy (companies that make money)

>> No.53112033
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>futures

>> No.53112035
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Please no more. Who even has shit left to sell

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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53112059
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53112059

you did create a 2023 investing plan, right anon?

>> No.53112061
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STOP SELLIIINNNNG PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oh boy, i sure am excited to make money tomorrow!

>> No.53112069
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53112069

I'm pretty sure she's cheating on me.

>> No.53112072
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53112072

2023 is a looking like a good year to buy VIST, for those of you who missed the ride in 2022.

>> No.53112074

>>53112069
Oh no it's the KO boomer impersonator again

>> No.53112078

>>53112032
Just buy treasury bills and notes. Guaranteed risk free money

>> No.53112085

>>53112035
That isn't exactly the question to be asking. There are always people with shit to sell. Question is where is the highest potential liquidity as that is how market participants make money intraday. Is the money to be made in shaking out the longs or squeezing out the shorts.

>> No.53112087

>>53112078
>Guaranteed risk free
:^)

>> No.53112088

>>53112074
nah, not enough blogging and schizo babble

>> No.53112093

>>53112078
Treasury bills paying less than just holding my cash in Fidelity for 4% and neither beats inflation because OYVEY ITS ANTISEMETIC TO NOT HAVE INFLATION.

>> No.53112095

2023 is the year we all make it and get girlfirends

>> No.53112099
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53112099

how fucked are we on a scale of 1 to 10

>>53112069
i sucked her giant tits like a baby, ate her pussy while we 69'd and then came in her twice this morning
sorry you have to hear this way

>> No.53112106

>>53112095
is there an updated "year of the gf" apu yet?

>> No.53112108

>>53112078
so basically ~5% returns annually

i basically did that
i bought bank stocks that give 6% divvies right now trading just barely above 1x book value

i may also buy back into oil shares to make it a bit more exciting, dont have the appetite for LEAPS anymore

>> No.53112111

>>53112093
Don't buy longterm treasuries you retard. 6 month t-bill is at 4.75%

>> No.53112123

>>53112111
Not even worth the effort of clicking the buy botton for me, I don't have enough money for 4% to be worth it.

>> No.53112132

>>53112123
how not worth it are we talking?

>> No.53112134

all in NFLX puts at open

>> No.53112136

>>53112069
why impersonate KO boomer? at least try to copy his posting style

>> No.53112135
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53112135

>>53112069
>>53112088

no no no, its gotta be something like:

>Well, found out she's cheating. But what do I care? Still got those divvies rolling in. And tomorrow my boss is on vacation, so another day of doing nothing. Feet up at my job, getting my refund soon, divvies rolling in, wife's happy getting plowed. Life's good

>> No.53112139
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Got these books today

>> No.53112143

>>53112132
I have $40k in cash sitting in my Fidelity account.

>> No.53112158
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53112158

What is it gonna take to get a gf in the 2023 economy?

Hangs2

>> No.53112160

>>53112032
Massive top signal

>> No.53112162

>>53112135
I'll work on it.
KO boomer has a special way of typing that infuriates us all.

>> No.53112164
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>mfw still waiting for santa rally in 2023

>> No.53112163

>>53112143
get a CD from your bank
markets are gonna get shit on this year dude

>> No.53112177

goddamn I want money

>> No.53112196

>>53112123
>Not even worth the effort
Can't argue with that. Difference in yield is something like $75 over an entire year for a 10k balance. It's up to you how much you value the time and effort, and depends heavily on the size of your portfolio. Then again, how much do you really value your time if you're here in this thread right now on a holiday?

Anyway, regardless of your threshold of effort, the yield is visibly higher, even before accounting for the potential tax advantage that treasuries offer.

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53112204

Who is slurping the Hang Seng? Show yourself, I just want to talk.

>> No.53112208

>>53112158
High ponys are sexy tho. My ex wore hers kinda high and she was fucking stupid but it was definitely a look

>> No.53112209

>>53112143
heh i was looking at 6 month treasuries with my measly 5k in cash

>> No.53112211
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53112211

I just realized I have no contracts expiring til Thursday. What was I thinking? Guess I need to buy some 1DTE's tomorrow to fix that

>> No.53112226

Bills player just died. You did short MRNA right?

>> No.53112238
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>>53112158
What about sideways ones?

>> No.53112240

>>53112204
They've been stuck in the 18k-20k crab range for a while after the huge rally from 14k

>> No.53112260

>>53112108
Guaranteed 4-5% and you don't have to worry about credit risks or a stock market crash. Dividends from stocks won't make up for the losses if stocks start getting killed again.

>> No.53112266

>>53112108
What bank stocks

>> No.53112269

>things that are on sale for 40% off now cost more than they did a year ago

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>>53112226
Doctors are baffled!

>> No.53112272
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>>53112139
Are you my girlfriend? She has the exact same shade of pink in her closet.

>> No.53112281

>>53112266
probably canadian banks

example: BNS

>> No.53112286

>>53112271
Based Stocky

>> No.53112288

>futures red after a -20% year on SPY

It's fucking over... Cassandra was right the asset bubble is popping. I guess -60% from ATH is the bottom.

>> No.53112303

>>53112260
Not true if your yield was almost 20% for the year to break even with the year. Although next year could be 30-40% down at its lowest if that trend continues. My yield has gone from 13 to 17 over the past few months so not behind much as far as stock value goes, lost some money gambling in short term options though with that scam pump in November.

>> No.53112307

>>53112281
jfc look at the value on that one. Is there something I'm missing glancing at it?

>> No.53112320

>>53112303
I'm not sure what you mean. If you hold treasury bills and notes to maturity you can't lose money.

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>>53112307
Canadian mortgages are not fixed rate mortgages

>> No.53112326

>>53112307
exposure to canadian mortgages.

We didn't have the housing market crash in 2008. So the bubble has just been inflating since then.

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53112337

1. Futures never matter
2. Oil taking a shit is bullish for equities

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53112348

>>53112271
Stockton is he man
>>53112337
>Oil taking a shit is bullish for equities
it's pricing in a recession

>> No.53112347

>>53112307
When the housing bubble pops Canada will literally cease to be a country. Like 33% of their economy is building homes and mortgages from a few banks. Shorting Canada is free money only problem is there will be no Canadian institutions left to pay you.

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>>53112073
Is it good?

>> No.53112355
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Should I get into options bros?

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>>53112288
checked and yeah no shit we are still doing QT and raising rates, of course the market is gonna go down
wtf have you being paying attention to all year?
don't fight the Fed, anon

>> No.53112365

>>53112348
I look forward to buying some at -$40

>> No.53112368
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53112368

Is little OL fang good?

>> No.53112372 [DELETED] 

>>53112010
Test.

>> No.53112373

>>53112337
The DXY ser. Dixie is singing.

>> No.53112375

>>53112355
For the love of God and your networth and ability to retire some day, set up a paper trading account and use that to place practice trades while you spend the next year learning about how options work. Understand that you will almost certainly lose your ass when you get started so don't use very much money when you're buying in a real account and take every loss as a learning moment. Options can be great and people have turned half a grand into more than a million dollars using them, but they can also put you in the poor house in debt up to your eyeballs if you're a retard.

Be careful and learn the greeks before you do any options trading with real money is the tl;dr

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smg seems overwhelmingly bearish on BNS and Canadian banks so I'm going to buy some

>> No.53112377

>>53112355
99% of retail will lose money on options, so no.

>> No.53112380

>>53112352
I did not watch it, I probably will if I remember to. A lot of people I see that did watch it liked it.

>> No.53112385

>>53112355
No.

>> No.53112393

>>53112376
nobody is bearish on them at all they're just relatively fairly priced and arent going to make much money
>>53112347
not a bubble. we dont have enough houses for the population

>> No.53112396

>>53112326
you forget we're importing a shit ton of immigrants
i will never own a house in a Canadian city, all i can hope for is to have enough dividends and eventually safe fixed income to pay for rent

if anything i'd be more worried about the south america exposure that BNS has, but I'm tempted enough to risk it with where its valuation is right now
also own CM, will buy BMO

just not sure if I should keep DCAing into these or start building up a position in SPY or oil

>> No.53112398

>>53112355
Too complicated. Buying shares is nice because you know it'll go up, and when it does you make money. The timing aspect on options makes it hard to figure out risk management. You can degen gamble on low DTE ones near catalysts, but recognize those are gambles and not trades.

>> No.53112405

>>53112393
6% dividend is fairly priced?

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53112422

>>53112405

>> No.53112429

>>53112396
wait 3 to 6 months for SPY and probably oil too unless you want to risk your DCA starting pretty high

>> No.53112430
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>>53112376
i dunno man im pretty retarded, u sure u want to follow me into this boring shit?
Im buying 20K worth of BMO tomorrow unless it's too green (first day that leafs can use their new TFSA contribution)

then that leaves me with 10K cash. I don't really want to buy TD, RY, NA right now since those are closer to 2x book value. BNS, BMO, CM could be value traps in the end but at least the downside is expected to be muted at this point

i'll haave close to 60K contribution left after that, will take me another year at least to fill that up. Still trying to figure out what to DCA into with that

>> No.53112431

>>53112422
There dividend to share price is between 6-6.3% as of today.

>> No.53112456

>>53112376
If you shorted SOXL this time last year you'd be rich

>> No.53112464
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>>53112429
yeah but im getting too distracted at my wageslave job monitoring the market
i love the idea of just turning DRIP on (especially with the 2% discount that some banks give) and forgetting about the TFSA at that point

maybe i'll open a non-registered account afterwards for fun stuff, especially options spreads which i missed out on the past few years
like pic related almost feels like free money

>> No.53112493

>>53112375
/this

>> No.53112504

Oh boy, looks like a buffalo bills player just paid the vax tax, short Pfizer and moderna to death

>> No.53112505
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>>53112376
>buying A FUCKING LEAF

>> No.53112521
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why are futures shit right now?

>> No.53112541

I’ve been out since July, what’s I miss?

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>>53112271
Anyone watch the bills game?
Another athlete lost to the vaxxx.

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>>53112504
haha that's just normal ok

>> No.53112550

>>53112376
not bearish, It's actually one of the few long positions in my portfolio, 90% of my positions are short. Just wanted to provide context for why the market has priced them so pessimistically.

>>53112396
As if I could forget, I fucking hate living in canada man

>> No.53112555

>>53112521
Too many dip slurpers. Don't worry we'll shake them out

>> No.53112576

>>53112545
Reading the YouTube comments are hilarious
>T-t-this sort of thing can happen. T-the right hit in the right spot can stop your heart go...guys.

>> No.53112582

>>53112576
athletes dying mid sporting event is nothing new. plenty of soccer players died every year pre covid.

kys

>> No.53112583

>>53112576
I was over in /pol/ and the shills are using that reasoning. No I will not go back, it's comfy for happenings

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>futures

>> No.53112597
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53112597

Precious metals ticking higher.

>> No.53112615

>>53112582
>athletes dying mid sporting event is nothing new
Yeah actually it is new retard. There may be a handful of non-contact injuries that were this severe in NFL history. In HISTORY. The skinny healthy players suffer the worst because the spike proteins are supposed to stay in the body fat, but these athletes barely have any so it goes to the heart. Aaron Rodgers and Kirk cousins are laughing it up right now.

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>>53112505
it's basically SPY with how much US exposure half of them have anyways

pic related is lump sum, SPY almost catches up if you add in a DCA $1000 monthly
with dividends reinvested of course (so only TFSA or retirement accounts, only leafs get dividend tax credits on their side) , it's not as obvious if you only look at price appreciation alone
but this is boring boomer investing shit, it's not going to 2x my money within several years

have to protect my capital while I wait for the next opportunity to go deep into LEAPS

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*taps chart*

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53112625

>>53112597

>> No.53112636

>>53112625
Why do people still shill the scam horse? I'm holding JNUG and SILX.

>> No.53112638

>>53112622
Nuke the fed

>> No.53112647

>>53112622
Sad thing is we are going WAY WAY LOWER then we did back on 08. Buckle up.

>> No.53112653

>>53112582
>2020+2
>not noticing the excess sudden unexplainable deaths amongst the healthiest .001% of the population that just so happened to occur on live TV
Please do us all a favor and schedule your booster NOW.

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>>53112636
All metals are scams from the semi-metals all the way up to precious. Tech is the only way.

>> No.53112694

>>53112653
I even stupidly took it early on know it's trash that very well may end up being the death of me, but you can bet your ass I won't take anymore and will never trust the healthcare industry ever again. Rather you took it or not people need to wake the fuck up. If it ends up killing me down the road, oh well I was a fucking retard. One less retard on the earth I guess.

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>>53112653

>> No.53112726

>>53112545
How can I profit off of this? I am thinking that a fake gofundme to support his family would bring in a good amount of donations.

>> No.53112729

>>53112545
Welp

I'm going to be longing health insurance and other stocks like heart meds kek

>> No.53112738

>>53112729
I was going to short healthcare, but normies are dumb enough to get the cure from the same people who gave them the poison

>> No.53112743

>>53112705
Aren't those typically the best sources for a persons beliefs?
t. amphetinamine user

>> No.53112746

>>53112694
My dad made the same mistake. Thankfully he is OK. Said the exact same thing, he will never get another one or trust his DR.
I've been an open critic since the beginning, solely because I have an intense hatred of anything government.
I am happy to see that people are finally waking up to the blatantly obvious population control that has been forced on us. Spread the word. Doctors=Mengele.
>dont even get me started on trannies

>> No.53112748

>>53112545
KWABOTY

>> No.53112759 [DELETED] 
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When multinational media empires tell you to get a vaccine that was rushed into production and had little to no testing compared to normal vaccination trials you probably shouldnt get it. And if you do, you deserve to suffer. It was a test in compliance and you failed.

Thermite kills jews. Grenades on doors kill recruiters. A handgun kills niggers. You are a failed human being if you got the vax, and you got it not once, but multiple times, failing to realize you were a pawn to save boomer retirements in the little years they have left holding up a broken system you claim to hate. In short, kill your family then yourself if you got the deathshot.

>> No.53112762

>>53112726
Just short MRNA and PFE. They are not going to be able to hide this for much longer. Depends if vaccine mandates in certain sectors still stand. The vaccine starts to wear off at 3 months. It looks like mandates aren't going to be a thing much longer though. Most sectors have dropped it.

>> No.53112784

>>53112746
My dad woke up, but my mom is on like her 4th booster and refuses to listen to reason. Luckily she's still alive but who knows for how long. Luckily my whole family are drinkers and it's been proven that alcohol kills the vax.

>> No.53112785

>>53112726
>”Hey guys which felony can net me the most profit?”

>> No.53112789

>>53112746
well at this point the variants running around are so mild compared to when covid first hit
covid is taking third place now under the flu and rsv

dunno what the fuck china is doing, must have been embarrassing for winnie the pooh when everyone in china could watch the world cup and see how covid does not exist anymore outside china

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>>53112705
The majority of the business and media world runs on adderall, your point is invalid and you are a sheeple goyim baa baa baal
>>53112726
Long mortuaries, short life insurance
>>53112729
Health insurance is a complicated investment in the sudden death world. On face value profit should drop as death increase, since less people are paying in and more people are suffering vaxxx injuries. BUT .gov loves to step in and subsidies big pharma through health insurers. My brain says short, my heart says murder the CEOs and torture their families for being parlay to the greatest genocide since Stalin. So yeah, short TF outta united health, anthem et al.

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>>53112785
Yes? Hurting people who incentivize black people to exist is hilarious.

>> No.53112803

>>53112789
Covid is a nothingburger now more than ever. It served it's purpose and now the government can pretend it never happened and move on. Next time the WEF wants to pull a stunt like this they'll have to do it at gunpoint, which they will have no problem doing just that

>> No.53112804

>>53112789
China is more obsessed with covid because of filial piety. It's a disease of the elderly.

>> No.53112812

>>53112616
they may do better than the S&P over the next few decades if they can keep interest rates at an elevated (non zero) but not overly restrictive level in the future.
Combined with population growth, I think there's a lot of tailwinds.

Just need to get past interest rates that are so high that everyone is worried about credit risk.

>> No.53112814

Apparently the entire SF Bay Area is about to be decimated by a giant storm

>> No.53112820

>>53112800
The vax wasn't designed to kill, it was just a slop job. If they were going to design a drug or treatment with the intent to kill, they could have done a much better job and hid the cause of death much better. It was just good old fashioned incompetence, panic, and greed.

>> No.53112822

>>53112814
God is washing away all the poo

>> No.53112823 [DELETED] 

>>53112814
>And god saw soddam and gommorah, and turned it to ashe

>> No.53112824
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No fucking way they're actually trying to use covid in China as the reason for things shitting the bed, that's absurd

>> No.53112844

>>53112814
>To put it simply, this will likely be one of the most impactful
>systems on a widespread scale that this meteorologist has seen in
>a long while. The impacts will include widespread flooding, roads
>washing out, hillside collapsing, trees down (potentially full
>groves), widespread power outages, immediate disruption to
>commerce, and the worst of all, likely loss of human life. This
>is truly a brutal system that we are looking at and needs to be
>taken seriously.
https://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=MTR&issuedby=MTR&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1

Invest accordingly

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>>53112784
Not to be a dick but you should absolutely maxx life insurance on your mom. Even if she wasn't vaxmax id suggest the same thing. Its the only bet you will 100% win, we all die.
My mother was always paranoid about an early death, which happened. Thankfully she prepared and had enough life insurance for me enough to be OK.
>>53112789
Just wait till it comes back, wouldn't doubt the coof running around changland recently is just another shitty bioweapon that got out. People in my area are already masking again. My bet it ramps up in march, just like last time.

>> No.53112849

>>53112545
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1672715605271993.webm
From the side angle it looks like he got cracked in the jaw by the helmet of the offensive player and it interrupted his heartbeat. He's been intubated and is on his way to Walter Reed but there's 99% chance he's not going to wake up and is braindead. Fucking awful to have happened.

>> No.53112850

>>53112824
World governments used covid as a test run for 2030 when the WEF takes complete control of the world and genocides most of the global population. Literal proof God exists because these people are demons.

>> No.53112853

>>53112814
Apparently their sewers are exploding too... lmao

>> No.53112868

>>53112272
was it your gf anon? we need an update

>> No.53112875

>>53112849
Yeah if he even wakes up his career is over and he'll be brain damaged. I don't think he'll wake up though. He's not even breathing on his own. It's possible the hit to the chest caused it, but that was a very run of the mill tackle so I doubt it.

>> No.53112876

test

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>>53112820
Even if it was designed to kill, I would doubt its effectiveness. This is the .gov were talking about, the height of conceivable incompetence. This is the same group that thought China and Ukraine are great places to do gain of function research.
>people need to wake up to the most important fact, .gov is our greatest enemy
>you have more in common with a Taliban fighter than you do your local representative

>> No.53112908

>>53112844
>learn to swim

>> No.53112909

>>53112762

They will never allow protections to be rolled back. This will get memoryholed

>> No.53112910

>>53112072
> just buy the top bros

>> No.53112923

>>53112885
I would believe that a rushed treatment had side effects well before I believed it was part of some massive conspiracy to hurt or kill people. I think that having to drag this fact out with wild fucking horses at the expense of peoples lives and careers is exactly what fuels the idea that it's a conspiracy. It is that simple.

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53112935

More dead niggers? Good. The modern day equivalent of soddam and gommorah being destroyed, tanking the US wine industry? Good. Artfags being annihilated? Good. Homeless people being killed on mass? Good.

Now the question is, is /smg/ a bad enough dude to loot n shoot in california?

>> No.53112938
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WE ARE GREEN AGAIN , LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.53112948

>>53112849
The thing that got me was how he hopped up seemingly fine then dropped. Almost like when someone gets light headed. Then the CPR. Was hard to watch. Absolute tragedy, even if he makes it his life is over at 24. Hopefully the bills organization leads the charge against this vax BS and demands some sort of compensation from the league directly. We've all seen the soccer fags drop dead, but this is an NFL star, an All American.
>Short the NFL

>> No.53112957

>>53112812
even with high interest rates i cant see housing going down much further than maybe -20% at most (which would still put it out of reach for most people)

i mean itnerest rates are basically back to what it was prior to 2008, my parents were fine mortgaging a cad$300K house then with a household income maybe under $80K (this was when the leaf dollar was actually on par with USD too)
so basically what a $600K house would be nowadays for a richer couple with $150K+

people can and will continue buying up houses above $600K-$800K even with these interest rates
it will be painful but they cant walk away from their mortgages like americans could through 2008, banking is heavily regulated here too so mortgages are handed out cautiously in first place

just my confirmation bias of course after i bought in already

>> No.53112965

>>53112948
>short the NFL
or just short a company that only does mRNA

>> No.53112978

>>53112957
Id like to know why you think loans arent being handed out like free crack to a nigger by BOA, ninja loans repackaged for "diversity and inclusion" reasons. Funny how that got memoryholed

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after looking back at my trading blunders, i've decided i'm going to just DCA into JEPI for the year. i'm just too busy at work to watch the market closely, i'm going to close my open positions sometime this week and just buy JEPI every month, and i'll try to resist trading anything

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>>53112923
The conspiracy is the truth. You are foolish if you think any of this was ever to help people. The most powerful people on the planet want a large percentage of us dead, the healthcare system and food is how they're going to do it.
>2022
>not believing the government literally wants you dead/despondent/diseased
ngmi
I bet you think the bill and melinda gates foundation actually helps people dont you?

>> No.53112989

>>53112957
>rates are basically back to what it was prior to 2008, my parents were fine mortgaging a cad$300K house then
Yeah all the boomers I've heard talking about inflation and rate hikes bring up how they would have loved rates this consistently low when they were buying houses. It's part of why I think all of this rate hike talk is mostly performative before they go back to conjuring money out of thin air.

>> No.53112994

>>53112957
the crazy thing is that house prices are still going up in lower cost of living areas in canada, the demand for housing is there, It's just currently literally out of reach for people at this point.

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You guys think you know like people in high positions of power shitpost on biz? Like some sp00ky dfence contractors post some random DD on SMG to fuck with degenerate idiots in our gambler corner of the internet? I imagine being part of the big boys club somewhere you could come up with some larp that doesnt violate your NDA or some shit or you think they're too scared to shitpost here considering intel agencies would watch them faster then random brainlets that regular here?

>> No.53112998

>>53112948
Guy was a defensive back and with the kind of vO2 max he undoubtedly has to have to be at that position, I could see there being enough oxygen in his blood for his body to follow whatever the last command he sent it was before he collapsed. To him, it probably just seemed like he was falling asleep. But for that to have happened it means his heart for all intents and purposes stopped, and for him to be intubated and on his way to Walter Reed that means it was stopped for a while and they couldn't get it restarted. They're getting him the highest level of care you can get in the country and if he was extremely lucky and everyone treating him was a master at their jobs there's some hope he'll be able to wake up out of his coma and potentially be able to have a life again. But with that said he's unconscious and has a machine pumping his blood and breathing for him right now. I really hope he pulls through and I've already prayed for him. Dude really was one of the good ones and did not deserve this at all.

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State legislators convene at the capital and the 2023 session kicks off tomorrow. They've got just 30 days to get things done. So no feet dragging. Why I even give a damn? Simple; Money. Last session they ear marked in the budget to give everyone another pay bump this year. So only question remains; How much? 30 days and I finally get my answer. 6 - 12%

>> No.53113005

>>53112996
The guy who runs movie night is literally the neet son of a fortune 500 CEO.

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>>53112978
this reply chain is in the context of canadian banks which again is heavily federally regulated

buying the underperformers (BNS, CM, BMO) is with hopes they will bounce back stronger than the stronger banks

>> No.53113011

>>53113005
Is he really? That would explain why he's such a fucking weirdo

>> No.53113013

>>53113006
Oops, sorry.

>> No.53113021

>>53112986
Oh no, I fully believe all of the rampant inflation over the last few years was enabled by a pandemic necessitating it for the preservation of life. Fully agreed on that one. I just think it was a particularly shitty flu with a high enough kill rate to freak people the fuck out sufficiently that the first thing that could hit the market that worked at all against it got fast tracked as soon as it passed enough trials to know it wouldn't kill people outright and could entirely see it having side effects as a result. I just think shorting MRNA would be retarded since they're protected from any fallout or wouldn't have made the vaccine to begin with.

>> No.53113032

>>53113002
I'm telling you, Coke Boomer, buy 1 share of KPOP or some other meme ticker. Fuck with your holdings just a smidge. Because now you *have* to do that to stay ahead of the impersonators like >>53112069

>> No.53113040

>>53112986
As much as I love to shit talk bill gates, the quotes pulled from the Ted talk were taken out of context. His whole talk about the vaccines controlling the population were in reference to Africa, and how they have like 10 kids each because they expect to lose several to disease.

>> No.53113057

>>53112998
That was my first reaction, that his heart exploded ala stone fox. I too prayed for his safety. He is an amazing player, who was going to have an incredible career. According to reports his mother and family are there with him, so at least he is not alone and knows he is loved.
>/biz/ please say a prayer for Damar Hamlin, he is truly one of the good guys

>> No.53113074

>>53113021
the question you should be asking is if governments will keep buying like 8-10 doses per citizen

>> No.53113090

>>53112994
it's out of reach for loners like me
but still very well within reach for couples

even if they cant afford an $800K mortgage at 5% interest, nothing's stopping them from just saving up for a 50% down payment and taking out a $400k mortgage instead
we're introducing that FHSA thing for more tax-free investing which will only help prop up the demand/bubble even more

>> No.53113094

>>53112996
Lots of three letter guys post on /4chins/. NSAfag used to have his own trip on /k/ years ago.
Im personal friends with a DC defense contractor that lurks biz, TG & V.
I sincerely believe anyone with enough power to fire a government employee is too old to actually understand what goes on here past an image forum.

>> No.53113105

>>53113090
we already had the RRSP homebuyer program, this just makes it more obvious to retards that you can do it

>> No.53113113

>>53113090
>it's out of reach for loners
/smg/ should pull our resources and buy a compound somewhere

>> No.53113116

>>53113094
>defense contractors lurking v
I wonder if he posted in the whirr wojak switch wars in 2017

>> No.53113122

>>53113057
Apparently his vitals are back to normal so it looks like he might not die at least?

>> No.53113131

>>53112846
Masking again, where?

>> No.53113143

>>53113090
FHSA account will help people in the top 20% of incomes, but it's not going to help people who don't take advantage of other existing saving accounts.

You and I will take advantage of it, but saving 400K is not something that's reasonable for the average person.

>>53113105
They revised it so that the FHSA can be used together with the RRSP first time homebuyers program or whatever it's called.

Or, if you don't use the FHSA account to buy a home, you can instead transfer the FHSA to your RRSP, so you can take advantage of it whether or not you plan to buy a house.

>> No.53113144

>>53113122
Your brain can handle 3-4 minutes without oxygen before it starts dying. Much more time than that and for most people you're talking major brain damage, if they're lucky they just have to relearn how to walk and talk again and from there can continue developing all the skills they lost the best they can and maybe have a shot at being able to have a life again. Him being a ridiculous athlete and having insane cardio to be at that position might've bought him some more time than a layman, but even if they've got his heart stable the lights are not on and may not come back on again.

>> No.53113155

>>53113021
Im right there with you on not shorting mrna. tbqh I dont mess with pharma at all because of how intertwined big pharma is with our .gov. I can imagine this being a case where the side effect is the desired result (for some).
Look how long it took purdue to fall, and even then, the sacklers are still billionaires and still best buddies with multiple congressmen. Companies like pfizer will never disappear.

>> No.53113169

>>53113144
Yeah they were still in the parking lot 10 minutes after he was put in the ambulance so there is a good chance he's going to be a mess if he wakes up. Poor bastard.

>> No.53113170

>>53113155
I think Pfizer has just as many lawyers as they do scientists. Thousands of scientists on one floor, thousands of lawyers on the other

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Top secret clearance, ama
You guys know the market's taking a fat shit tomorrow, right?

>> No.53113181

>>53113169
It's a combination of a bunch of different variables. How well did they do CPR, how much oxygen was left in his blood, did the change in blood pressure from trying to resuscitate him cause any damage to the rest of his body or brain and if so how bad was it, etcetera. It's in the doctors and God's hands now.

>> No.53113191

>>53113180
I like to think we have shit that science fiction hasn't dreamed of yet for national defense. I don't want any kind of specifics, but getting a "yes" or preferably "fuck yes" to the question would help me sleep better at night.

>> No.53113195

>>53113180
Retired TS/SCI + Full Scope, AMA

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>>53113122
Hopefully he makes it. If anyone has a chance, it'd be him. Seems the updates are slowing, which I guess is good.
>please pray for him, I know we're all racist but he is genuinely a good person that does not deserve this
>>53113131
Connecticut. 4 of our counties are "in the covid red zone" with 16%+ positivity.
Add the million or so people in time square last weekend, with the full flightsof dirty chinamen landing at JFK and we've got covid 3.0 time for goyim to go.

>> No.53113205

>>53112545
im an anti-vaxxer, but this is too hard of a hit in the chest for me to go "no it wasnt the hit, it has to be the vaxx"

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I'm getting real sick of these spam filters. Years of cryptoscams have put so many words/phrases on the blacklist that I have no idea what's triggering it at this point. It's becoming impossible to write a detailed post more than 3 sentences long without triggering some shit.. why do I even bother?

>> No.53113229

>>53113170
Pfizer is honestly one of the scariest companies out there. Look into the connections with Yale. It gets very spooky when you consider the number of pfizer execs that were in the same class as presidents. They have a 160 acre campus not too far from me, and its the spookiest place around. Never any activity except the armed gate guards. Totally separated from the grid too. Is legitimately more secure than the nuclear sub base 15 min away.

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>>53113205
It definitely wasn't the vaccine

>> No.53113235

>>53113205
I posted a webm of the hit earlier with the behind and side angle of it, first contact is the WR's helmet crown to the chest and then from the side angle you can see it came up and popped him right in the jaw just as hard. Could be a combination of interrupting the heart and the signal to it, could be many things.

>> No.53113253

>>53113195
See >>53113191

>> No.53113267

>>53113205
I watched it live, no way that hit did that. Even if it was a direct headbutt to the base of the neck, over the pads, I doubt this would have happened.
Broken rib cage or collar bone? Yes. Collapsing like you just got hit by a sniper? No hit from anything less than a .223 would do that.

>> No.53113272

>>53113011
we're all fuckin weirdos on Saturdays

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>>53113195
Market prediction for January
Me, I'm going with slow downward crab

>>53113191
lol no

>> No.53113284

>>53113202
>he is genuinely a good person that does not deserve this
Source?
I don’t watch ball game

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>>53113195
Hear any rumblings of another big attack?
>I do terrorism insurance and some CT guys we consult with have been worried about it since thanksgiving

>> No.53113320

>>53113005
OH FUCK
I FORGOT MOVIE NIGHT

I’ve never seen him say anything like that. His parents are doctors or something healthcare related

>> No.53113324

>>53113253
I worked on space systems and I didn't see anything "fuck yes" exciting. There's some tech that would probably blow most laymans' minds, but if you look into those fields, you'll find that it's just been steady advancement over the years with the military a bit further ahead. In most cases, the classified tech is the same that's available commercially... just a few 'degrees' more advanced/powerful/faster/better. (Two exceptions to this are nuclear weapons and stealth tech, which don't really have non-military applications, though I never worked on either).
I wasn't aware of anything at the "science fiction" level
>>53113282
I'm bullish but that has nothing to do with my former work and I am also an idiot investor
>>53113304
I didn't do THAT part of intel work. I was in systems engineering

>> No.53113325

>>53113195
Any fun facts on the power grid shooting from a month or two ago?

>> No.53113332

>>53113324
boooooooring

>> No.53113334

>>53113325
I gave up my clearance last year, and in the years before that I only did boring IT stuff. The last time I had an 'interesting' job was in 2018.

>> No.53113344

>>53113284
Those who did not question gene therapy and just went along with it were just useful idiots that nearly allowed tyrants to take control over my body. Ignorance is not an excuse, sucks that it was televised and I feel for that.

>> No.53113347

>>53113195
Is all the ufo stuff just advanced DARPA projects?

>> No.53113362

>>53113325
Glowies had been planning that for years. Its still extremely easy to cripple with little knowledge

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>>53113325
Glowies did it, just like j6 pipe bomb guy, they won't arrest themselves

>> No.53113371

>>53113347
Idk I didn't work with DARPA or get close to the cool aerospace prototype programs. I only worked on boring satellites for the USAF.

>> No.53113378

>>53113284
He's from a rough part of pittsburgh, played hard and worked his way out of the ghetto. Kept his nose clean in college and got to the NFL. This was basically his rookie year as a starter with the bills, and the first thing he did after signing his deal was organize a toy drive for the kids in his neighborhood. He's a good dude that just wanted a better life for him and his family.

>> No.53113383

>>53113344
You don’t like anyone who got the shot? I don’t even know that many people, but I know some good and well-meaning people that got duped.

>> No.53113393

>>53113378
he was a good boy he dindu nuffin i'm sure

>> No.53113416

>>53113344
The people I genuinely feel bad for are the ones who really didnt have a choice. He was a rookie with no sway, he just wanted in. Same goes for the .mil pilots, paramedics. Lots of people couldn't say no. I wouldnt even say its ignorance, these athletes know its no good, they just didnt have a choice. Its not even like they have transferable skills, they're ball players.

>> No.53113417

>>53113383
If they have any problems with their cardiovascular system -- nope I cannot empathize.

>> No.53113422

>>53113195
>Retired TS/SCI + Full Scope
I don't even know what that is, but when and where are the next preparedness drills

>> No.53113434

>>53113416
They always had a choice. No one held them at gun point. They willingly chose to play russian roulette.

>> No.53113440

>>53113393
Genuinely he was a good boy. Seems like he has a mom that didnt take any crap.
In this case, he dindu nuffin but do his job.

>> No.53113443

>>53113422
Like I said I'm retired... but when I was there our office building did regular fire drills... probably once or twice a year?

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>>53113416
>>53113416
Another one bites the dust

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>>53113422
Your mom's house, everyone is invited.

>>53113371
Anything cool about the reactors on those things?

>> No.53113464

Short Pfizer tomorrow? They can get away with white kids dropping dead during sports games, but some black handegg player? Doubt it

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>>53113434
>no one held them at gun point
>"daddy why dont we have any food? My tummy hurts"
Life isnt as simple as you make it out to be, kid. I know some good people that had to get the shot or literally become homeless. You might know some good people too if you werent just being an edgelord on a Taiwanese pottery forum.

>> No.53113472

>>53113371
do you know anything about the NASA tether experiment?

>> No.53113479

>>53112288
Haha you’d be lucky for 60%. After this bubble it will likely be 80% and no new highs (when adjusted for inflation) for fifty years.

>> No.53113489

>>53113470
The government was handing out thousands per month in benefits for those without a job. All they had to do was refuse, and be fired as opposed to quit.

>> No.53113494

>>53113445
Yeah fuck JAX, that team was assembled at the county lockup.
Hamlin wasnt pushing the vax, the bills organization wanted to leave it up to individuals but the league mandated the 85% vax rate.

>> No.53113499

>>53113459
>reactors on those things?
You mean on satellites? They have giant solar panel arrays... That's how they get energy
The antennas on satellites are scary though. I was in a room where they were doing final pre-launch tests for one, and they had huge caps over the antennas while they were testing the signals, otherwise all of us in there would have probably gotten brain cancer
>>53113472
No, never heard of that. NASA is a civilian agency, I didn't do any work with them

>> No.53113514

>>53113499
>NASA is a civilian agency
i'm sure an air force cuck would think that, checks out

>> No.53113519

Is $105k starting out of college with an MS in suburbia Denver enough to live not poor
>>53113195
>>53113324
Hey I'm also trying to do that unless I get a test engineering job. Would really love to do systems and climb up the clearance steps. Only need secret for this first job tho.

>> No.53113531

>>53113489
>Take .gov gibs goyim
>totally enough to pay for all your families expenses
>forget about your families health insurance
>and the pension you already put 18 year in
Son does your mom know your on the computer this late? Winter break is over, you need your sleep for school. Maybe if you get a good nights rest, you might learn life isnt as simple as you think it is.

>> No.53113535

>>53113519
Probably looking at paying 2k a month in rent

>> No.53113541

>>53113519
Yeah I started out with basic Secret, but only because the investigation and scheduling for the TS/SCI take forever

>> No.53113548
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You guys know net liquidity has made new lows right? You know every time net liquidity makes a new low SPY makes a new low right? You don't seriously believe october was the bottom do you?

>> No.53113552

>>53113231
>We couldn't find the link
You didn't find the link? You didn't look for it?
>Yeah, we didn't find it. We didn't find it
Did you try to find it?
>Yeah there was no link we could see.
I wanna see these faggots go to fucking prison and Pfizer go out of business. Absolutely fucking full stop. Blackrock employee, please pass this message

>> No.53113561

>>53113548
it was the bottom and if not i have income to buy more until it's the bottom

not buying SPY though lmao

>> No.53113562
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>TFW I wanted to buy more gold so bad I figured I was FOMOing and wrong so I inversed myself last week.

Fuckity fuck FUCK! I could have bought another four ounces of gold with the money I’m about to lose being short it.

Fuck my life.

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>>53113552
Prison is too nice.
We need a crack sealing trailer and a literal ton of feathers.
>captcha: M0X0N

>> No.53113579

>>53113531
Now little timmy has no dad and is probably going to tongue niggers anus. Call me a faggot but the dangers were made very clear and there were options. He chose to take it, and put himself at risk. Got no empathy for that.

>> No.53113581

>>53113535
I'd get a roommate or two tbqh. First job out of college with an MS I'd do it to save some cash and meet people.
>>53113541
About a year from what I've heard unless you've got a unique background that needs investigating, of which I really don't. Maybe 14 months tops. Could easily just work until I get a TCI/SCI + poly that I need for a data acquisition/test engineer job that is what I'd really like to do. That or a senior test position if I don't stick with systems. What was your degree if you don't mind asking?

>> No.53113595

>>53113581
I have a Computer Science degree

>> No.53113596

>>53113552
They said that while her body was still warm

>> No.53113619

>>53113581
You will probably be alright -- just make sure you squirrel enough way since your job isnt guaranteed long term and the economy is getting choppy. Plus side, you can leave your money in a market fund and probanly do better than equities will do for most of the year.

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>>53113562
Shorting gold? ngmi

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>>53113195
Is it true that all glowniggers are psychotic authoritarians with an increasingly leftist bent?

>> No.53113647

>>53113643
Most of my coworkers were extremely conservative

>> No.53113654

>>53113579
>"there were options!"
>Starve to death, freeze to death or Vaxx to death
The illusion of freedom.
Empathy is like respect, its reciprocated. Trust, your funeral will be a quiet one.

>> No.53113660
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I think I'm addicted to Reese's peanut butter cups

>> No.53113694

>>53113654
The premise to your arguement is disengious. Stop trying to grandstand

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>>53113660
but have u had the giant one pound one

>> No.53113714

Buying the southwest dip tomorrow

>> No.53113715

>>53113654
can confirm i didn't take the vax and first starved to death then froze to death in southern arizona no less

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>>53113595
Hope I can get a position where I can build my python acumen there then. Just shit at python and need to get better.

>> No.53113777

>>53113718
I'll just say that working government/military, even with a clearance, can be fun if you get on a good project, but it can also be soul draining. In the 13 or so years I did it, I was on only one good program (for about seven years). The rest were all boring and lame, and I even had to leave the good one because that was getting boring. One of the programs I literally had nothing to do for months at at a time. Another, I was so fucking overworked because they couldn't find enough cleared personnel with the right skills. What I do now has nothing to do with the military or government, is more chill, is more interesting, I get to wfh, and I make even more money.

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>>53113624

>> No.53113783

>>53112664
tech is the quintessential scam

>> No.53113795

>>53113660
Buy HSY and you can potentially profit off your addiction.
>>53113694
Like yours wasnt? You're the one masquerading as a psychopathic hardass... I have 0 empathy for those that want and embrace the vaxx. Lacking empathy for the millions that were duped or coerced and soon to be dead is solely your failure. You're acting like lacking empathy is a good thing and not a sign of insecure immaturity.

>> No.53113798

bottom is in. Only retards like /biz/ think we are in a recession.

>> No.53113800

>>53113777
Easy to do that with a computer science background instead of a materials science one

>> No.53113813

>>53112322
What? That's not true at all my leaf mortgage is fixed

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>>53113703
There's a one pound one? Shit you better keep that away from me...

>> No.53113826

>>53113800
Yes, definitely. I'm just saying there's a lot of false beliefs about getting a clearance. Some people say you can double your salary by getting cleared, and that's just not true for the vast majority of jobs. In most cases, the only benefits are: (1) the chance to know cool classified stuff the public doesn't, (2) the job security because as long as you maintain that clearance you will find SOME job

>> No.53113844

SOMEONE post a gif of the nfl fag.

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>>53113844

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>>53113324
You know about the nuclear propelled spaceships huh. Pic very related.

I wonder what the reactor is like so it can power the ramjet and the rocket.

>> No.53113886

>>53113860
>that giant arrow in space
wtf is that glowie bros

>> No.53113887

>>53113795
There is nothing psychopathic about valueing self preservation.

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What are the economic implications of this?

>> No.53113893

>>53112010
not stocks-related, but I guess this is the only relatively serious thread about investments I can find in this shithole of a board...
would you pay 50k for a 4200 sq.ft. patch of land near the beach (some 1500 ft.) in a touristic city (that mostly poorfags visit) to build an hotel? what if I told you that it has no running water, sewage system or electricity, and that you'd have to pay some $5k to install that?
I'm fucking desperate. buying this shit would suck my savings, but, otoh, this hotel, if built, would be some relatively safe income... and I'm sure I can start from the ground up. what do you think?

>> No.53113907

>>53113798
Go to sleep Biden

>> No.53113914

>>53113849
That low blood pressure faint

>> No.53113921

>>53113893
but if you put that 50k on ODTE puts you could be a millionaire overnight, be smart don't be a retard

>> No.53113929

>>53113886
It is a manned nuclear rocket powered spaceship.

The reactor is far from the crew quarters because shielding is too heavy and distance works as a shield due to geometry.

>> No.53113932

>>53113893
>buying real estate
>when it's only starting to go down
buy it for 30k in a year or two

>> No.53113935

>>53113929
why does it look like a mouse cursor

>> No.53113936

>>53113914
he ded

>> No.53113946

>>53113914
Yeah, from the heart stopping.

>> No.53113949

>>53113935
Because you're a nigger

>> No.53113966

>>53113893
>>53113932
>>buying real estate
>>when it's only starting to go down
I know. I already offered $40k. I'm sure the broker refused to give my offer to the owner... and I haven't been able to talk to him. in the meantime, I'm looking for him. I don't even know his name...

>>53113921
>ODTE puts
I don't know shit about that shit and I'm not gambling with my savings, faggot

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>>53113849
WOOOOOOOOOOO

The dirties play in the GAME!

>> No.53113977

SOXL

>> No.53114011

>>53113813
don't you have to renegotiate that rate every five years or so?

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>futures
>bond futures

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>>53113849
Starting the new year with a vax death is a sign... Resurgence of covid or another viral disease to crash the markets.

>> No.53114078

>>53114069
I'm wondering if it's a sign of controlled disclosure

>> No.53114110

>>53114069
So you're saying, buy oil cheapies?

>> No.53114113

>>53113893
If putting a hotel there was a good idea there would be a hotel there already.

4200sqft is hardly big enough for a modest motel parking lot let alone a hotel. Do you have any idea what is involved in such a project? Is it even zoned for that? Do you have a building plan for it? Such an endeavor would take years and millions of dollars. Do you have access to millions of dollars in cash or credit?

Are you fucking trolling me or just retarded? That’s a tenth of an acre. that’s barely enough land for a small house and for 50k with nothing on it means it’s shit land. You could dump 3-600k into building a nice bed and breakfast and break even in thirty a decade if business is booming maybe. Or you can invest somewhere else.


DO NOT BUY LAND FOR DEVELOPMENT unless you are or are good friends with and consult an actual developer. It’s a god damned nightmare and you will lose your ass if you think you’ll just buy the land and figure it out. You’ll be selling that shit for 30-50% loss within two years once you realize the mistake you’ve made.

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>>53114078
WEF already knows there will be a backlash of science. They predicted it to be a top risk in the 5-10 years. Probably has to do with all this transgender and vaccine shit they are pushing right now. When you push so hard it will swing hard in the opposite direction. Just like when the markets crash too hard there is always an violent bounce. It's reality of the duality of this world.

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>>53113849
I got the vax and I didn't die. This isn't fair. I actually WANT to die.

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So was Santa rally fake or can it still happen?

>> No.53114142

>>53114133
Tomorrow is going to be neon green

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>>53114078
>>53114110
Infectious diseases top risk. Maybe it's time to buy SIGA> Monkey poop making a comeback baby!

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>>53114133
Chart widgets think that a bounce around here is a possibility.

>> No.53114150

if cramer is bearish on crypto does that mean then nasdaq will pump too?

>> No.53114156

>>53114131
1. you're a shill, kys
2. the wef and whatever clique knows they pushed too hard. I've been trying to figure out why

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>>53114142
>>53114147
If it happens we need to rename it to New Years rally.

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>>53114142
SPY $478 END OF WEEK!

>> No.53114190

>>53114131
>5-10 years
Most of these WEFuckers are in their 70s and 80s. Why the fuck are people who should be retired instead guiding our societies to collapse, beisdes the fact their names end in berg and stein.

>> No.53114194

>>53112063
>>53112035
>>53112033
These posts seem premature.

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>>53114156
You want another example? When those steroid junkies take too much steroid they develop Gyno. Women's Breast.

When high levels of testosterone hormones are injected, a portion of that testosterone is converted into estrogen by the enzyme aromatase. Aromatase converts testosterone into estrogen, causing gynecomastia. This occurs because your body is looking for a balance. When you have too much testosterone your body attempts to counter balance your body. In return you develop WOMENS BREAST and impotence.

And if you take too steroids you then want to become a women.

>> No.53114197

>>53114113
>If putting a hotel there was a good idea there would be a hotel there already.
that's not how logic works, you fucking brainlet. you people are fucking retarded. you think everyone is interested in doing trendy things just because it's trendy... the owner of this land had abandoned it, he's now selling it for whatever reason

>Do you have any idea what is involved in such a project? Is it even zoned for that?
there are laws and local ordnances that allow local people to rent tooms.

>Do you have a building plan for it?
I never said it'd be a big hotel. some shitty rooms and a couple of bathrooms would be enough.

I stopped reading your retarded shit.

>> No.53114198

>>53114190
>Why the fuck are people who should be retired instead guiding our societies to collapse, beisdes the fact their names end in berg and stein.
I truly believe that they are so brazen because they know they'll probably be dead before the fallout if it all fails terribly.

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>>53114142
Rolling digits. Even for calls tomorrow, odd for puts tomorrow.

>> No.53114206

>>53114196
you could just take primo and not worry about aromatizing too much estrogen, but you're probably a poor fag

>> No.53114208

>>53114198
>heads we win and you eat the bugs
>tails you're eating bugs anyway because WW3 will kill all of you, but we'll be dead of old age so see ya later, millennial suckers
Well, millennials lose either way. But that's just the way of the world.

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>>53114203
I hope the digits god don't get me fucked tomorrow.

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>>53114184
Mmmhmmm, I saw his laptop

>> No.53114213

>>53114203
NFLX puts

>> No.53114240

Thinking about purchasing a Seeking Alpha membership for $40 for the first year. Seems like their top stocks list would be a good base to research building a portfolio.

Seems like a helpful tool but also possibly cringe too. What do you guys think? I don't really see it discussed much here.

>> No.53114246

>>53114213
Only SPY brotha

>> No.53114252

>>53114240
Use tor to get free articles, that's what I do for all paywall sites

>> No.53114259

>>53114197
Enjoy your boondoggle. The footprint of my fucking house is bigger than that entire plot of land. Are you gonna rent small rooms by the hour to prostitutes or something?

Seriously.

If the area isn’t total ass and you can build up then a three or four story B&B might be feasible but it’s gonna be your entire life and you better have the better part of a million in cash / bank credit to get it rolling.

I don’t wanna shit on your dreams but if you are serious you need a plan and you need to bring it to your bank to have them fund it. Starting an LLC would be appropriate so if it goes tits up you aren’t personally liable.

I’m not sure you fully appreciate the scale of your proposal.


Good luck.

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>>53114259
How bout you let me rent out rooms of your house to prostitutes by the hour? I'll keep the rooms full, we split the profits fiddy fiddy. Closed on all Jewish holidays

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>>53114133
>can it still happen?
>the Santa rally
>January 3rd
the absolute state of Mumus

>> No.53114328

>>53114259
you have no idea how any of this shit works. or maybe you misunderstood something (I'm ESL, also not in the US or any english-speaking country), but, but, yes, by "hotel" I meant I'm gonna rent small 10x20 sq.ft. rooms (up to 10 of them fit very well in a 4200 patch of land...) with enough space for people to sleep for a couple of days, usually a week at most. there are many, MANY places like this in this city, and people pay like $25+/day/person (yes, poorfags are retarded). I know this because I've done it myself, and my mom used to work at hotels better than that, so I think I know how to make this shit grow. city people in my country DESPERATELY want to go to the beach.

>> No.53114331

Baking

>> No.53114330

>>53114289
if we're talking 30 minute rounds with 20 dollar crackwhores count me in

>> No.53114344

>>53114259
also
>a million dollars for rooms made of plywood
lmao, murica

>> No.53114361

>>53114133
Santa rally was real for like 30 minutes premarket.

>> No.53114369

>>53114328
Well that changes EVERYTHING! 50k USD is probably prime real estate in most second and third world countries. You could pack em in like sardines with no codes or permits to worry about since the laws consist of knowing who to bribe. Befriend the local mafia and make them partners. Let them put there girls there in exchange for protection and help with bribing the authorities.


Brazil?

Carry on.

>> No.53114380

>>53113887
Self idolization, and lack of empathy are.
You should seriously go get some help.
>shitty troll is shitty

>> No.53114393

>>53114344
As opposed to your old ruin/concrete box built centuries ago, where plumbing, electric, internet and air conditioning are afterthoughts or totally absent. Yes, I’m really suffering in my spacious 3400 soft house with central heating and air on acreage. Boy do I wish I lived in something made for people whose average height was 5’4” and who didn’t have electric light, woe is me.

>> No.53114402
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>MFW I just checked futures

SPY 400 EOW confirmed.

>> No.53114419

>>53114147
God I want to quad that witch

>> No.53114425

>>53114240
It’s better than motley fool. That site scams and an anon here can’t cancel his 150 dollar membership lol.

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>>53114402
Wow futures are incredibly bullish

>> No.53114460

>>53114369
that mafia shit only exists in the US. here we do whatever the fuck we want. ever heard the word "freedom"? we are poor, sure, but we live it here. you can always hire colombian hitmen to kill wannabe mafia retards.

>>53114393
seething lmao

>> No.53114470

GERMAN STATE OF NORTH RHINE-WESTPHALIA DECEMBER CPI -1.0% M/M (VS -0.8 M/M IN NOVEMBER) - STATE STATISTICS OFFICE

Recession is cancel get fuck bobo.

>> No.53114475

>>53114240
the "Bypass Paywalls" browser addon can give you free access to SA

>> No.53114486
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Are we pumping for real or is this another scam pump ? Pls respond im so stressed

>> No.53114517

>>53114460
We can put over 200 pods on a 10th of an acre, maybe more. How much can we rent a bunk bed sized pod out for per day?

>> No.53114543

>>53114517
lmao how ironic that that pod shit also only exists in murica

>> No.53114551

>>53114543
I've never seen any here, but in video games there are pod rentals in China

>> No.53114571

>>53114551
>I've never seen any here
the californian pod meme is well known...

>but in video games there are pod rentals in China
you mean hong kong, right?

how ironic that people who live in some of the richest places in the world have to live in pods, isn't it? I'd rather rent small rooms to poor people so they can enjoy a beautiful beach.

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>>53114486

>> No.53114583
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Yea we're back

>> No.53114585
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>>53114571
I've heard of them in faggot leftists shitholes like San Francisco I think. In the game Dues Ex, there was a place in China called Alice Garden Pods I think it was called

>> No.53114591

>>53114486
>Everything mooning
>natty gas literally crashing

All is right in the world. The bottom is in. SPY 400 EOW

Hope you loaded your bags with calls in 2022 cause this shit is exploding higher into 2023. It’s the pre pivot pump.

>> No.53114593

>>53112226
Bullish

>> No.53114598

Baking

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>>53114583
Not so fast mumu

>> No.53114630

New
>>53114626

>> No.53114718

My job lets me make a £150 pre-tax contribution each month to buy stock, and they match it 33% up to £750. I'm thinking I'm going to enable and disable the monthly contribution depending on if I've done a lot of overtime, so I can keep more of my O.T cash instead 40% of it going straight into boris johnsons wallpaper fund. The company stock is pretty low right now too, ticker HWDN, trading for £5.61 down from a peak of £9.45 a share, plus they'll pay my capital gains tax for me if I end up with 5 years of employment, problem is I want to become a crane driver, ideally in London, I reckon I'd make a far sight more money. Fuck the jews and fuck you!

>> No.53114895

>>53114011
Yes five years, do Americans get fix forever? Man I wish