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53107499 No.53107499 [Reply] [Original]

>uber: where anyone can be a taxi
>airbnb: where anyone can be a hotel
why is it so hard to think of ideas like this? so simple but so profound. is it because i am so stupid?

>> No.53107579

Do you want just anyone to be a taxi driver? Do you want hotels popping up next to you? People are starting to wonder, check the ticker.

>> No.53107590

>>53107499
Those are short lived ponzi schemes though

>> No.53107604

>>53107579
thats why they have a rating system
>>53107590
what the hell? how?

>> No.53107621
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53107621

These companies create gig economies which are not sustainable.

>> No.53107627

I'll give you a free multi billionaire idea anon.
Uber, but for prostitution. You just call up a nearby local whore to come suck your dick, literally see minute by minute when she'll arrive, she sucks your dick, you give her 5 stars if she did it good, she gives you 5 stars if you aren't a filthy slob, everyone is happy. No need to look for shady websites/forums online, only clean tested whores can apply. Any curious neighbourhood slag can start earning money fast without the need to set up any business. All very fast and efficient.

Start in countries where prostitution is already legal of course. And once sex bots become an actual thing suddenly you'll literally become the richest man on the planet because suddenly that same app will be available worldwide in every single country.
You're welcome.

>> No.53107628

>>53107499
>onlyfans: where anyone can be a porn star

>> No.53107630

>>53107499
>4chan: where anyone can be retarded

>> No.53107633

>>53107590
>Those are short lived ponzi schemes though
why?

>> No.53107639

>>53107627
Unironically this is a great idea

>> No.53107645

Ubers were supposed to be cheaper than taxis, and now they're costing just as much, because surprise, the companies who's sole existence was to ferry people around figured out the economics of it, and now investors are realizing that Uber isn't a tech company, it's a freelance Taxi company with an app
AirBNB is a fucking shit show I'm not even going to go into it, I'll stick to my comfy hotels that get cleaned daily and don't surprise me with bullshit fees

>> No.53107647

>>53107628
exactly
>>53107621
how is it not sustainable? they get a cut for every tx made. they dont actually own anything
>>53107627
i wish. except prostitution is illegal. that would be my most used app
>>53107630
thats why 4chan cant make a profit

>> No.53107653

>>53107621
No they sustainable because they create jobs and tax revenue. There are no viable alternatives in big cities to the gig economy.

>> No.53107669

>>53107645
uber and airbnb is still more convenient

>> No.53107672

>>53107627
Holy shit dude I think you're on to something, expect maybe don't show where the prostitutes are coming from for safety, but instead show them when they're 2/3's of the way to you, or 5 minutes away, whichever is less

>> No.53107686

>>53107669
>AirBNB
>Convenient

>> No.53107805

>>53107686
How is it not?

>> No.53107852

>>53107499
It easy, the hard part is getting DARPA funding.