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Just tell me what to invest in. All I want is 2 million. All I have is 100k

>> No.53098985

2018 /biz/ was better because there was no retarded tiktok/coombait spam

nowadays it's only that along with some garbage worthless brainfart text

>> No.53099037

>>53098956
Donut

>> No.53099051

>>53098956
kneepads

>> No.53099055

>to grow
top kek. thats harsh. poor manlets.

Well traditional property is at the top of the market so i'd avoid that.
>10% Gold/Silver
>10% TSLA
>60% crypto (15% BTC, 15% ETH, 30%HEX)

>20% Save as Cash to DCA into dips
By next bull run you'll be multi millionaire.

>> No.53099068

>>53099055
>TSLA
holy kek retail is retarded

>> No.53099085

>>53098985
This

>> No.53099086

>>53099068
Tesla is down like 70% dumbass

>> No.53099097

>>53098956
>tfw by 2027 roastoids are projected to want 5'7 guys
where can I stake until then?

>> No.53099127

>>53099068
you know they make 4x more profit per car than Toyota right?
More giga-factories coming online soon to be ramping up to full production
Tesla semi
Cyber truck has billions in orders

while todays pe ratio is still a bit high, when you factor future revenue, todays share price will be a good price.

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>>53099055
>Tesla

>> No.53099137

dog coins on solana network https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bonk1
nice

>> No.53099144

>>53099037
milk

>> No.53099152

>>53098985
I remember I think even in 2017 there was lots of funny racist videos and people saying nigger

>> No.53099201

>>53099129
>>53099068
found the seething yuropoors.

it's a good buy now

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>>53099129
Elon works for me now. Jelous

>> No.53099304

>>53099274
>welfare queen
>working

>> No.53099322

>>53099068
>>53099129
>not laughing at HEX

>> No.53099350

I'm 5'8" and have never had issues finding women. Been in relationships, been married. What am I missing about this video?

>> No.53099390

>>53099322
who would laugh at 30% trustless yield, + HDRN yeild + ICSA yield, all from one stake.

Who wouldn't want to be in on a coin that will get duplicated onto the pulsechain and be in day one to trade for PLS and PLSX.

who wouldnt want to be on the 30x ride back to ATHs.

>> No.53099418

>>53098956
invest in a gun and kys

>> No.53099426

>>53099350
just dumb zoomers who are so pozzed by the internet they think anyone not 6'4" chad with horse dick and millions, is single.
the internet and hookup apps are turning humanity into the most shallow trash tho.

>> No.53099446

>>53099127
>Tesla semi
Nobody is going to use a semi that has that awful cab design and 1/6th to 1/3rd of the total load capacity of a standard semi. I have zero doubt the thing will never actually hit the market or it dies off within a year

>> No.53099519

>>53099426
Zoomer bitches expect you to overcompensate to insane levels because their brains are wrecked from internet abuse, that seems to be thr real issue

>> No.53099533

they will settle for 5,6 in late 30s after trying out every possible shape of tyrone's bbc

>> No.53099560
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>>53098956

Just buy Bitcoin

That's all you need to do

>> No.53099573

When will Doge turn around this year or 2024? I'm still holding to the moon after my initial 34k investment

>> No.53099596

Whats wrong with the right ones tits?

>> No.53099632

>>53099560
I need to achieve this level of inner peace before I die.

>> No.53099665
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>>53099127
The effective range of the Tesla semi is around 100 miles compared to a regular diesel which can go 500 miles before refueling. Refueling the Tesla will take 3 hours, compared to the diesel which is probably 3 minutes.

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>>53098985
This has been a coomer bait board for at least half a decade you tourist filth

>> No.53099687

>>53099127
>you know they make 4x more profit per car than Toyota right?
Four times zero is still zero.

>> No.53099693

>>53099350
apart from networth, height is the only real quantifiable metric to measure "attractiveness" besides an individual assessment of course.
Body fat % doesn't really work because very few people are familiar with it.

It's a simple way of saying "I only date hot guys, i'm better than you/more attractive than you".

>> No.53099733

>>53098956
ZBC

>> No.53099774

>>53099533
Disgusting. pretty sure not even manlets in the late 30's want to marry a bbc whore.

as a 6'1" well endowed chad, on the way to 100 mil, i have no interest in a whore whos defiled herself with niggers. sickening. Or any kind of whore for that matter. Who wants a woman whos mind is riddled with memories of loads of other men.

>> No.53099814

>>53099665
it's unsuitable for long haul but the bulk of semi trucks are used for short-medium hauls of less than 100 miles. many loads going long-distance can be loaded on rail freight, the amount of freight that needs to be shipped by truck greater than 100 miles is less significant than you seem to think

>> No.53099815

>>53099774
You're worth a hundred mil, and browsing 4chan? K

>> No.53099819

>>53098985
This except all of 4chan. 4chan was an alternative to social media shit and then it just ended up being a dumping ground for shit from every social media outlet.

>> No.53099851

>>53098956
Uranium and platinum miners.

>> No.53099919

>>53099815
Elon himself lurks here, how much is he worth again? Chatted with his misses Grims on /pol/ last year. nicki minaj too. Ye obviously. You'd be surprised the people you find on this forbidden board. But it makes sense when ever other social platform is a nanny state of cancel culture.

I have a lot of free time and do most my property development research on the PC. Trading shit coins & shit posting on the side fits well. Also, i said "on the way". Conservatively I'll be there by the end of the decade. Currently working on a 21 block subdivision. Biggest project ive undertaken.

>> No.53099935

>>53099683
Holy shit that ass gives me uncanny valley vibes

>> No.53100089

>>53099919
That's cool. If I had absolute financial freedom I'd be sailing the Mediterranean with the small time we have in this world. Hopefully I'll get there someday.

>> No.53100200

>>53099086
>Tesla is down like 70% dumbass
Really. Niggas is like "I'm not buying for a low price, it's always going to be low."

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>>53099935
I'd like to be down in her uncanny valley if you know what I mean.

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>>53099683
HOW MUCH IT COST
FINANCIALLY
TO HAVE HER SIT ON MY FACE

>> No.53100313

>>53100089
>I'd be sailing the Mediterranean
For sure. The next big step for me would be to start training a team to do all the day to day stuff.

My personal mentor is worth about $280 million, his new boat is freakin incredible. Just brought his own chopper too and flew it across the country back to his local airfeild. Obviously has a great team, but hes still super active doing deals. Putting a deal together and seeing the finished project at the end is awesome an feeling.

But yeh, time is our most precious asset.

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>>53099055
You almost had it all there until you said hex and then outed yourself as a total imbecile.

>> No.53100532

>>53100437
I guess time will tell.
I dont get the HEX hate.
Is it because people hate Richard?
No one cares about the anorexic fag behind ETH. Its got nothing to do with the coins tokenomics.

>> No.53100544

>>53098956
Source anyone?

>> No.53100593

>>53098956
Go all in on GME brother

>> No.53100737
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>>53099683

OWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://voca.ro/1ufmFY5XI2HA

>> No.53100759

>>53098956
>Just tell me
And 6 months from now you be bitching and whining about how we let you down..

Lazy people don't deserve to be rich..

>> No.53100777

>>53099055
Hex… go serve Christ you cretin.

>> No.53100795

>>53099683
I’m so experienced I know this has been shooped. Begone Satan.

>> No.53100821

>>53100777
Im gonna cloooooom

>> No.53100825

>>53100821
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>> No.53100844

>>53098956
this is why i dont feel bad about what happened in moscow

>> No.53100931

>>53099774
Based

>> No.53100966

>>53099815
I was here since ETH was $75, unfortunately I was a NEET at the time and didn't invest until the next cycle. There are probably plenty of anon who were in my position but actually had more than $20 in the bank at such a time

>> No.53101033

>>53100737
based vocaro

>> No.53101164

>>53098985
>>53099683
Seriously I thought this was /fit/ for a second. This shit sucks

>> No.53101267

>>53098985
Tourist spotted. I can 100% confirm 2018 biz was 90% constant coombait

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>>53098956
These whores are barely 5'2" and even if I'm 5'11, if I tell them I'm 6 feet they'll never notice any difference.

>> No.53101370

>>53098985
you're lying, faggot
in 2018 we had the SKYcoin bot posting asses nonstop every fucking day
I miss the son of a bitch

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>>53098985
>newfags are now nostalgic for 2018

>> No.53102274

>>53100313
>My personal mentor is worth about $280 million
How do you guys even get mentors and what is it they do in practice?

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>>53099055
>hex
How does it feel you essentially paid for this retards outfits?

>> No.53102397

>>53101347
I'm 5'11" and everyone tells me to just say I'm 6' but I'm scared that if I do then someone who's actually 6' will stand next to me one day and expose me.

>> No.53102430

>>53098956
make your own shitcoin grift

>> No.53102471

>>53100532
vitalik is a nerd that made something new and interesting. Richard is a clown scammer that made a useless shitcoin shit coin by copy pasting another useless shitcoins code

>> No.53102561

lmao these girls are funny. 10/10 would tower over them and nut on their faces after a fun 3some

>> No.53102619

>>53099137
Crypto winter confirmed

>> No.53102633

>>53099683
Fuck you satan

>> No.53102679

>>53099919
I've met the billionaire Marc Lore a few times. He has some sort of thing that alerts him wherever his name is used used online. Surely he visits 4chan when his name is mentioned.

Hi Marc Lore! Tell Jeff Bezos I said hello!

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>>53102471
Vitalik didn't do shit. All the heavy lifting was done by Gavin and Charles.

>> No.53102728

>>53099683
It hasn't. Success is antithetical to cooming which is a low iq high time pereference behavior. Coomers hence cannot and will not accomplish anything. Even the overt fashion of success, like a Rolex is often a reminder of the value of time and keeping your hand and mind under control. I see a picture like this wearing my Rolex, and look at it and think I'm not taking this off to undo everything that got me to this point, which chiefly was the mastery of the mind and its impulses. The ability to say no, I'm not going to even consider it, is a silent accomplishment that is more grandiose than anything a coomer will even hope to accomplish.