ITT: 2023 Predictions

[Anonymous No.53090678]

>Oil price will rise to $150 a barrel, and gas price will top $5.000 per 1.000 cubic meters
>The UK will rejoin the EU
>The EU will collapse after the UK’s return; Euro will drop out of use as the former EU currency
>Poland and Hungary will occupy western regions of the formerly existing Ukraine
>The Fourth Reich will be created, encompassing the territory of Germany and its satellites, i.e., Poland, the Baltic states, Czechia, Slovakia, the Kiev Republic, and other outcasts
>War will break out between France and the Fourth Reich. Europe will be divided, Poland repartitioned in the process
>Northern Ireland will separate from the UK and join the Republic of Ireland
>Civil war will break out in the US, California. and Texas becoming independent states as a result. Texas and Mexico will form an allied state. Elon Musk’ll win the presidential election in a number of states which, after the new Civil War’s end, will have been given to the GOP
>All the largest stock markets and financial activity will leave the US and Europe and move to Asia
>The Bretton Woods system of monetary management will collapse, leading to the IMF and World Bank crash. Euro and Dollar will stop circulating as the global reserve currencies. Digital fiat currencies will be actively used instead
Season greetings to you all, Anglo-Saxon friends, and their happily oinking piglets!

[Anonymous No.53090723]

>>53090678
Russia is literally struggling in Ukraine. Kiev was supposed to be taken in 3 days lmao. Irrelevant country

[Anonymous No.53090775]

>>53090723
>Kiev was supposed to be taken in 3 days
I remember that talking point by that neocon Rubio. Meanwhile he deflected when he was asked about why the US couldn't beat goat herders in Afghanistan after 20 years.

[Anonymous No.53090779]

>>53090678
God what kind of retard alt right fantasy bs is that?

Here is my prediction. Oil prices down. Recession starts in middle of year worldwide.

Nothing happens to the eu. Financial crises in credit suisse and deutchebank just make the eu stronger since they are the only ones that can bail out db. US dollar and Breton woods just become stronger because USA is the least fucked country. (Even Switzerland is fucked because of credit Suisse).

Russia has no path to victory in Ukraine but I don’t know how the conflict there will finally end.

China fucked because of Covid. Omicron has a low death rate but no one there has any herd immunity.

[Anonymous No.53090866]

Hope so I own an oil well

[Anonymous No.53090883]

>>53090678
>Anglo-Saxons
Yeah we haven't ran things in this country since the early 70s. I don't think Steinburg or Goldstein are traditional Anglo patrionymic names.

[Anonymous No.53090983]

>>53090779
This is the most realistic shit itt.

[Anonymous No.53091062]

My prediction:
1. There will be a massive securities crash in 2023 caused by an economy addicted to QE.

From this, here are my speculations:
1. Feds won't print their way out directly this time, as the inflation panic would hit too hard
2. Instead, pmg bros will rejoice as gold and silver gets revalued to 2-3x their current price
3. This will cause the same effect as QE, giving us the start of a golden bull run near the end of the year.

Eventually, we will face the same problems and a new way out will be cheated into existence, but that's for the me in 2027 to figure out.

[Anonymous No.53091082]

>>53090678
>UK will rejoin the EU
impossible
InvalidOperationException was thrown
therefore the rest is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.53091091]

>>53090779
>Recession starts in middle of year worldwide.
and we get a lost decade of no gainz. Aint the herd immunity that will fuck china it is the massive cohort of old cunts, but in reality that is probably what they want to happen as it beats feeding them.

[Anonymous No.53091097]

>>53090723
2 more weeks and putin is dead trannyboy

[Anonymous No.53091105]

>>53090775
>whataboutism
>>53091097
So is he winning right now? Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.53091158]

We will know about Oil in February if its 90 by February. I can see that if certain pipelines blow up... Mysteriously.

[Anonymous No.53091189]

>>53091097
>>53091105
Two more weeks till the two more weeks

[Anonymous No.53092104]

>>53090779
This is most likely. Don't think China is fucked from Covid. It's just a gov't justification to further exert their mandate of heaven.

I do not think Russia intended to fully conquer Ukraine but rather create buffer states or something similar out of the eastern regions. I think that's still on the table, though not as likely. I think the west will be hit harder by the recessions since we have serviced based economies so perhaps it could give Russia enough momentum to force such an outcome.

[Anonymous No.53092114]

Andrew Tate will transition to female.

[Anonymous No.53092175]

>>53090779
Mostly this. State of world economy will be dependent on if China recovers demand or if there is more financial disasters to be uncovered in their property or financial systems.

I don’t think we get a big recession at all next year, rather we get a re-orientation to stocks other than big tech, mostly value and probably a mild bull in energy transition stocks and minerals as everyone starts to wonder how big a challenge it will be to transition to net zero and the big investment banks will create a lot of hype in the new economy

[Anonymous No.53092207]

>China invades Taiwan
>Jewish Hegemony frays
>Dollar collapses

[Anonymous No.53092462]

>>53090723
The Ukraine war is a fake war, it was never supposed to end in a week.

> Covid lockdowns used to stimulate inflation.
> Plebs woke up got bored of lockdowns
> the west doesn't have authoritarian control like China so they got in bed the Putin and arranged an inflationary inducing war
> the media war will continue as long as they need inflation

They need inflation because their broken fiat monetary system is breaking down. The broken EU experiment was about to take down the entire planet. They kicked the can down the road from the 2008 collapse and now we're here.

Yes I understand people are dying in the war, but you have to remember these Dew Bankers took down the twin towers, they don't care how many cattle die as long as they stay rich and in power.

This was always a Banking crisis and never a health crisis or a war.

[Anonymous No.53092482]

>>53090678
oil isnt going away any time soon. i think people are overestimating the speed alternative green energy is going to develop. its not going to be a get rich quick scheme. it takes countrys 5+ years to build new powerplants and lines, and that is assuming there isnt economic turmoil along the way like we are experiencing. most growth projections of nuclear power are way off into 2035.

[Anonymous No.53092505]

>>53092462
It really went from
>Kiev in three days
To
>The war is supposed to go in forever, this mean Russian is doing a good job

[Anonymous No.53092607]

>>53092462
>as long as they need inflation
as long as? When will it stop smart anon?

[Anonymous No.53092618]

>>53092482
I agree. I expect it would take 30 years to transition and that’s only if nations tried hard to do it which they are not. Probably take 50+ years to transition.

[Anonymous No.53092621]

>>53092462
>This was always a Banking crisis
one question anon: what's their scope? 5% rates for years? PIvoting all of sudden? What will they tell us? Ukrain war over? digital dollar?

[Anonymous No.53092688]

>>53092621
CBDCs and total enslavement of humans in the West ie. China

[Anonymous No.53092728]

>>53092688
>CBDCs
how will they announce CBDC? Will we have a crash before it?

[Anonymous No.53093764]

>>53090678
This is literally stolen from Dmitry Medvedevs twitter lmao

[Anonymous No.53093784]

>>53092505
It’s absolute fucking cope for polcels. Russia doesn’t have the means to continue the war forever. Even Putin is trying to concede

[Anonymous No.53095134]

>>53090678
This is some insane Russian cope. You’re a literal slave race for papa putin, aids and alcoholism ridden shit hole and just a mafia pretending to be a country. We have problems in the US but if you didn’t have nukes we’d be in Moscow in three days, unlike how you said you’d take the capital from a third world country and failed.

[Anonymous No.53095189]

>>53090678
Putin is an antifa kike and only qtards are dumb enough to fall for Russian propaganda

[Anonymous No.53095193]

>>53095134
How's the war on drugs going?

[Anonymous No.53095244]

>>53095193
Huh? Lol. Your big gotcha is war on drugs? Enjoy your life expectancy there, evgeni. Hope you escape conscription and don’t become baking meat for the most pointless war of russias existence

[Anonymous No.53095266]

>>53095193
Also your manlet monke of a president was winning. The west was tearing itself a part, trust in institutions and democracy at all time lows, and he decided to fuck all that up. Will go down as the most idiotic military mind in history

[Anonymous No.53095294]

>>53090678
>starts with somewhat reasonable price predictions possible within the year
>turns into polcel race war fanfic halfway through
k keep me posted

[Anonymous No.53095300]

>>53092505
>>53093784
Russia and the US are similar in that they’re arms salesman states. War is profiting both you smoothies. Those 155mm orders are looking like a great gambit from Russia as it turns out all those expensive toys aren’t all that useful in a arty fight with good AA around. You know, like they knew during the cold war.

[Anonymous No.53095348]

>>53095189
Nobody gives a shit. we just want to stop sending money to Jewkraine

[Anonymous No.53095358]

>>53095300
You’re a coping retard. Russia lost 100k men (mostly likely way more) and they are buying North Korean and Iranian weapons. They’re that desperate

[Anonymous No.53095364]

>>53095358
And you’re buying Jewkrainian weapons you stupid fag

[Anonymous No.53095373]

>>53095364
I’m not buying anything wtf are you seething about retard lmao

[Anonymous No.53095385]

>>53095348
you the JewSA is profiting from those arms lending agreements right? keep seething about muh lefty righty though
war has always been their main export and industry

[Anonymous No.53095388]

>>53095373
Yes you are little tax slave. I bet you root for Israel too lol fucking virgin. Keep playing team sports for globohomo politics redditcel. Ur favorite le team might win!

[Anonymous No.53095399]

>>53095385
Lol now you’re going to pretend you personally profit from Jizzrael and Jewkraine war spending. Look at the good little goy. I bet Syria and Iraq made you a billionaire! Lol all redditcels are Temporarily embarrassed defense contractors.

[Anonymous No.53095433]

>>53095399
>>53095388
>my tax money is being used to kill worthless slav niggers
Money well spent :)

[Anonymous No.53095446]

>>53095433
Wow so edgy. You’re the coolest teen on this website

[Anonymous No.53095451]

>>53095399
?
are you okay? you’re not making much sense
the US isn’t donating shit and you weren’t posting and moaning about the hundreds of trillions of dollars spent on muh military until it entered into the internet left v right smoothbrainsphere

[Anonymous No.53095473]

>>53095451
> you weren’t posting and moaning about the hundreds of trillions of dollars spent on muh military

I wasn’t? News to me. Must be your schizophrenia. Lots of people complain about America’s ZOG spending, you just forgot to take your meds

[Anonymous No.53095474]

>>53092482
> oil isnt going away any time soon.

It isn’t going anywhere at all. It’ll be gobbled up by the BRICS to get out of the middle income trap at the expense of Europe. Europeans have no idea about mining and basic physics apparently. The amount of capital needed to invest in mining all the materials for “green energy” Net Zero is huge. Not to mention as the NY snowplows found out recently, battery powered trucks in a mining operation make no sense. They require constant charging. Those huge engines need to be diesel to operate 24/7 365 days a year to be even economically viable. And those aren’t the most expensive fossil guzzling expenses. The massive machines crushing the boulders down to dust require huge amounts of diesel to operate 24/7 365 days a year. Diesel production to actually meet the sheer scale of the amount of materials needed to create the “green energy” and store it would have to INCREASE globally. Not even mentioning the chemicals and environmental damage involved in the process. Think of solar power light a piece of lettuce and oil like a steak wrapped in bacon, fried in lard and covered in cheese. That’s the difference between them as oil is such a carbon dense energy source. You take a one mile^3 of oil as a years worth used globally every year, it would take 300+ coal powered stations going none stop for 50 years to generate the same amount of power. It’s a pipe dream. The whole thing that midwits think will actually work or happen.

[Anonymous No.53095502]

>>53095473
ok? so you agree that they’re just ruthlessly exploiting the situation to their economic advantage then? and that it’s to the disadvantage of everyone but the MIC? who really needs the meds here

[Anonymous No.53095519]

>>53095446
Teens don’t pay taxes Ivan

[Anonymous No.53095565]

>>53095519
You would know, edgelord teen tryhard. Now run along, go LARP with your Reddit friends as a Raytheon executive or do your gay “lol I love when people die routine” and hope it distracts you from the fact that you’ve never had sex

[Anonymous No.53095566]

>>53095358
I couldn’t give a shit either way it goes, like none, i just know who’s making bank and which oil dynasty families are funding Net Zero and your Just Stop Oil groups.

[Anonymous No.53095592]

>>53095502
I don’t care. I bet Saddam Hussein was a real asshole too, not my problem because I’m not a sexless boomer neocon fag like you

[Anonymous No.53095612]

>>53095566
>I couldn’t give a shit either way it goes, like none, i just know who’s making bank and which oil dynasty families are funding Net Zero and your Just Stop Oil groups.
Well, duh. But it looks like (((they))) invested in NATO more.

[Anonymous No.53095636]

>>53095189
and sub saharan africa has over 20 million lol

[Anonymous No.53095706]

>>53095612
You should keep supporting Ukraine. Maybe a Ukrainian woman will thank you by finally taking your virginity for sending weapons to her husband.

[Anonymous No.53096225]

>>53095592
>sexless boomer neocon fag like you
this projection lmao
that post was clearly being anti-war and you're just fighting some bizarre pro-military industrial complex argument in your head
l2read before embarrassing yourself like this

[Anonymous No.53096248]

>>53095565
>and hope it distracts you from the fact that you’ve never had sex
okay now it's definitely projecting
what's with you retards and this obsession with calling anyone you disagree with sexless as an argument kek

[Anonymous No.53096516]

LINK $60 end of quarter

[Anonymous No.53096663]

>>53090678
Russia will reach the point of being in open anarchy this year
Already in 2022:
Gun crime is up 600% in some regions of Russia in 2022
Businesses are being burnt down all over the place. Either sabotage, insurance fraud, or power struggles for rent seeking/exploitative industry ammongst oligarchs as the pie gets smaller (this last point will lead to a massive increase)
Influential people within Russia are falling out of windows every day

There isn't gonna be a great return to growth for China post-covid like the markets just priced in

and Tesla sub $50

>>53091082
Indeed. As soon as the rejoiners rejoin reality and say we will have to commit to euro and lose monetary sovereignty, wont get a rebate so will be the largest net contributor and will have to join schengen, all in return for absolutely nothing, a rejoin referendum will lose every single time. I wish foreigners would stop commenting on it but what can you expect when the several year daily campaign to convince everyone the UK is a failed state compared to the EU, what can you expect

[Anonymous No.53096733]

>>53095364
>>53095388
Retard

[Anonymous No.53097584]

>>53095565
These vatnik meltdowns are really quite something, but know that staying at anger forever won't help you heal. Look, even Putin has moved on to bargaining, just follow your leader.

[Anonymous No.53097644]

>2023 prediction thread
>60 posts of eurocuck cope
I'm telling my 401k to sell all the VEUSX in my portfolio.