Going to start selling my plasma next week

[Anonymous No.53083505]

Twice a week for a 100 dollars a week, around 5,000 dollars a year. Plan to put it all in crypto for long term investment (I predict next bull is in around 4 years).

What should I invest in and at what percentage of my 100 dollars a week? 50% into Bitcoin and then the other 50% in a slightly risky alt like link? I think Bitcoin is going to be a guaranteed 5-10x over the long term so I want to invest there but I also want something riskier with a higher rate of return but not some crazy moon shot like a dog coin. Is link still viable?

I'm also going to be going back to school (I'm 33...) this spring to finish my computer science degree (I know tech is crashing but I don't know what else to do and I won't have any debt because it's a cheap school + pell grant) which will take around a year so if that works out and I get a job I can put way more money in this time next year. Trying to do everything I can over the next 4 years or so to make at least 1 million dollars at the top of the next bull...

[Anonymous No.53083538]

>>53083505
Nobody looks like that. Nobody says that.

[Anonymous No.53083555]

>>53083538
He looks like complete shit when you realize he's only 35.

[Anonymous No.53084499]

Your arms will always feel bruised and soon you will feel like a robot of some sort. I did it for about a year and got burnt out. sperm bank is an easier option makes more $ too

[Anonymous No.53084531]

>>53083505
>selling plasma
if you have any sense of self worth or shame, you're going to feel absolutely disgusted with yourself the minute you step into the plasma clinic and see nothing but drug addicts and other visibly poor people.

[Anonymous No.53084672]

>>53083555
Men actually used to look like grown men, not the twink-looking zoomers we have now. Crazy, I know.

[Anonymous No.53084793]

>Nobody looks like that. Nobody says that.

[Anonymous No.53085879]

>>53083505
Sometimes this board is sad

[Anonymous No.53085896]

>>53083505
Lol, mah sides!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53087919]

>>53084672
He looks like shit
>>53084499
Don't you have to be Chad to donate sperm?
>>53084531
I don't I'm a 33 year old loser

[Anonymous No.53087939]

>>53084672
>t. wrinkled old fag

[Anonymous No.53087951]

>>53083505
Would I get more money for AB+ blood, universal plasma donor?

[Anonymous No.53089090]

>>53087951
Uh rh- is universal donor. Not sure who told you this info but AB+ is not universal donor

[Anonymous No.53089118]

>>53087939
Kek, Sean Connery slayed more puss than the last 4 generations of your despicable family has combined.

[Anonymous No.53089979]

>>53084531
>>53083505
I sell blood too, i might sell part of my liver
Yes, we are poor

[Anonymous No.53089997]

>>53083505
Sell semen if you aren't a manlet

[Anonymous No.53090216]

>>53084672
holy cope

[Anonymous No.53090246]

>>53083505
your health will go do the gutter by donating blood.

[Anonymous No.53090428]

>>53083505
You are a next level retard. At 33 nobody should still be this dumb, it's unreal.
>blood for 100 bux
Blood is your lifeforce. Jews may have brainwashed you into believing you can give it over like it's piss, but that's not true. You'll age faster and be weaker. It's extremely exhausting for your body to create new blood.
Have you ever witnessed an elite give up their blood? No. They only shill it toward the pleb. But they drink yours instead.

>put it all in crypto
Second layer of cretinism. You'll trade your vital force for few jewbux to then transform them into scambux... It sounds like a comedy.
The shitcoin fad is OVER. There wont ever be a new bullrun. This scam fiasco is destined to die in 2023.
Nobody in tech even dare to mention web3 anymore because of the stigma left by this gigantic ponzi. 13 years, didn't accomplish anything but for getting billions stolen from gulible ppl and enrich the gov and scammers.

>going back to school at 33
Fucking cringe. At this age you'd rather try to start your own company, even if it's modest.

>i'll have 1 million at the top of the next bullrun
Fucking chimpanze. Your 5K worth of blood will be $2 worth of shitcoins in 4 years. WAKE UP. WHO will trigger the next run if literally everybody already have been burn by this ponzi? From the 13yo girl in Belize to the 99yo gramp in Croatia, to the NYC megacorp down to the mexican microenterprise. EVERYBODY who could possibly be interested already own some sort of shitcoins. Nobody's left to scam.

[Anonymous No.53090497]

I've considered sperm donation but I can't bring myself to do it, the thought of some roastie or fag couple raising a part of me potentially would cause me pain for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.53090529]

>>53090497
Dw, you probably don't qualify anyway. The selection is ultra strict.

[Anonymous No.53090546]

>>53089090
Maybe you're wrong?
>The Red Cross urges people with type AB blood to consider a plasma donation. AB is the only universal plasma and can be given to patients of any blood type.

https://www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/dlp/plasma-information.html

[Anonymous No.53090551]

>>53090428
I can see the logic behind creating blood and healing fron injure reducing your lifespan, but how can receiving blood increase it, medically? Its possible to have too much blood

[Anonymous No.53090555]

>>53089997
>if you aren't a manlet
Or non-white

[Anonymous No.53090557]

>>53089090
You're probably thinking whole blood. Blood is made up of different components like red blood cells, plasma, platelets etc

[0xe636F3B619B2966b128FbCa4e1F19198FdfE8028 No.53090577]

>>53090555
Cloomed

[Anonymous No.53090580]

>>53090577
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

[Anonymous No.53090613]

>>53090529
I don't see why I wouldn't, I meet all the criteria they ask for.

[Anonymous No.53090632]

>>53089997
>>53090555