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Not a single person thought to restrict his computer access so he couldn't make any trades?

>> No.53080021

>>53080000
You have to believe his word that he will be a good boy. Nothing will happen he didn’t do anything that wrong.
Also checked.

>> No.53080069

>>53080000
This guy won't ever go to prison. What else has the fucker to do b4 serving 25+ years in a max secuirity prison with hardcore prisoners?

>> No.53080084

>>53080000
You don't understand those wallets are secret wallets no one knows that they are his because it's a secret ok.

>> No.53080086

>>53080000
Obvious favortism because he's their boy

>> No.53080095

>>53080000
>Just stop the guy from hanging himself!
Why though?

>> No.53080105

he was depressed, give him a break

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>>53080000
>arrested for internet financial crimes
>still allowed to use the internet on bail
Its fucking strange that there literally is precedent for restricting internet access on financial criminals and the judge went ahead and granted him anyways. Maybe has to do with the last name?

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>>53080000

>> No.53081681

>>53080000
Jewnited states..........

>> No.53081765

>>53080105
he apologized too
he really meant it
don't forget the holocaust

>> No.53083038

>>53080000
lmao i used to be on the fuck SBF train but honestly i hope this little jew gets away with everything. I want him to somehow end up even richer than he was.

>> No.53083070

>>53081765
Hitler killed 6 million Jews

>> No.53083089

>>53083038
Y

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>>53080000
Chainlink is the next domino that will fall.

>> No.53083131

>>53080000
We need to bring in compulsory digital ID's so SBF can't do illegal things

>> No.53083162

>>53083089
he dindu nuffin. he a good boy.

>> No.53083198

the entire world has been zombified. you can scam billions from goyim. you can steal their elections. you can inject them with funny juice and lie about the efficiency. nothing will happen to you as long you're part of the tribe.

>> No.53083249

>>53083198
sad but true

>> No.53083306

>>53080000
>Not a single person thought to restrict his computer access so he couldn't make any trades?
you cant do that, hes a (((vegan)))

>> No.53083343

>>53080000
>loses $10B in a few weeks
>posts $250M bail
$684k probably feels like pocket change to this guy at that point

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>> No.53083402

>>53083070
6 billion, goy. don't be a bigoted antisemite

>> No.53083443

>>53083070
prove it

>> No.53083467

>>53081765
>6 million in 3 years

>> No.53083766

>>53083038
This. The comedy is just priceless.

>> No.53083790

>>53083070
he also planned 9/11

>> No.53084424
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>>53083070
proofs?

>> No.53085245

>>53083070
Totally and Israel is a legitimate state, believe it goyim!!!

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>>53080000
No one at the SEC or any other government or legal body really cares about your Crypto gambling monies.
Remember, lack of government oversight was a FEATURE of Crypto. You remember, don't you, when all the grifters touted it as an advantage (for them?).

>> No.53085609

>>53083070
i wish that was true

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>>53085609
Same fuck the merchants
Kill em all, I say

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>>53080000
>mfw 01. Oh! Tengo Suerte (Oh! I'm lucky)
https://youtu.be/kG3MlvQ779s

>> No.53085841

This should justify immediately revoking his bond and locking him back up even if only to take some time to confirm whether or not SBF really made the transfer.
But the US is well into its post-rule of law phase, so forget it.

>> No.53086008

>>53080000
Debunked. SBF doesn't have those keys anymore.

https://cointelegraph.com/news/sam-bankman-fried-denies-moving-funds-from-alameda-wallets

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>>53086008
we fell for ANOTHER conspiracy theory. I dont feel so good 4chan sisters...

>> No.53086179

>>53080000
checked
don't you think he could get around this by having another person access one for him?

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>>53080436
that reminds me, I'm on my 4th new dealership-installed transmission on my 2013 Nissan Altima with 92,000 miles. Not one has ever made it long enough to reach the manufacturer-recommended fluid change. Reminder never to buy a Nissan, their transmissions are the largest scandal of the last decade and they have good multi-million dollar PR campaigns to cover it up. Google 2013 Altima car complaints. Also, they have never fixed their design. Don't buy one with a CVT.

>> No.53086680

>>53083070
and for absolutely no reason too!

>> No.53087427

>>53080000
He really is gonna flee to Israel isnt he??

>> No.53087503

>>53083070
Shouldn't have rejected him from art school desu senpai.

>> No.53087523

>>53086522
If you knew anything about cars, you would know to never own any car with a CVT.

>> No.53087559

>>53084424
why there is a fucking bird next to a russian flag and some retarded text AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53087570

>>53080000
Didn't the fag say he only had $100k left?

>> No.53087886

Crazy considering my bail conditions require federal monitoring of any internet connected device

>> No.53087896

>>53086522
lmao this is true
those transmissions are so bad

>> No.53087950

>>53083070
But why though? They never tell you why

>> No.53089062

>>53083070
600 gorillion jube jubes got sent in the packaging plant, never forget

>> No.53089281

>>53080000
he didnt do anything wrong because its all funny money - those investers lost their dollars as soon as they hit the "buy" button.

>> No.53089350

>>53080000
FTX was laundering money for Ukranian oligarchs no question.

>> No.53089481

And retards pretend the ZOG isn't a real thing....

>> No.53089488

>>53080000
is this how he made bail? someone bails him out and SBF pays him back with a small % handie under the table

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>>53080000
the court isn't so retarded as to let him use more client money. obviously they have looked into his finances already and gave him the go-ahead so that 684k is probably not stolen customer money nor company money

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>>53080000
checked. his Bitmex account is his and his alone, bucko

>> No.53089792

>>53080069
he's already had a couple miles of dick in prison
rumour is, his hemorroids popped and he proplapsed twice, jewaids blood everywhere and he gave multiple prisoners herpes. no wonder he wanted to extradition.

>> No.53089805

>>53089481
whats the zog?

>> No.53089810

But he said he’s down to his last 100k

>> No.53090173
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>>53084424
>>53083443
>>53085609
>Shitler can't even kill 6 million in 6 years when literal nogs can kill 800k in 3 months

>> No.53090196

>>53090173
Well yeah you're comparing guys with machetes going around and hacking people versus a guy who literally created Israel by shipping Jews en masse over there in the first place.

>> No.53090219

>>53080000
This was my first thought. The didn't give him a computer ban as part of his bail term?

How could anyone doubt that he is a fedop swamp creature? It is glaringly obvious.

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>>53083358
I can't hate anyone but that's horrifically true and the most antisemitic thing ever. Bro don't be a Nazi choose a different path. You can't say no one ever told you.

>> No.53090415

>>53080000
Bro, he said he was ganna pay us back.

>> No.53090469

>>53090173
>believing the Rwandan genocide
If a movie is made about it, its fake
Except for passion of the christ because mel gibson is based

>> No.53090590

SBF has heart. He was the only jew that dumped on blackrock. Thats saying something and he is going to die in prison for it.

>> No.53090634

>>53090332
>that's horrifically true
What a very typically semitic thing to say.
God Almighty wants me to hate these/you deceitful rodents, there's no other principled path to be on.

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>>53083070
An amateur accomplishment.

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>>53090469
dangerously based

>> No.53091845

>>53083070
>LaughingIdiAmin.gif

>> No.53092067

oh they thought of that this is just a show arrest