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Your job is next.

>> No.53057405

>>53057389
Cheating should be allowed, college is fucking stupid.

>> No.53057440
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>>53057389
I don't work.

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>>53057405
>he is unironically too fucking stupid to cheat at uni
>in 2022

There's a reason why the academic standards for literally every subject is so firmly in the fucking toilet these days

>> No.53057461

>>53057389
How is that any different from using google?

>> No.53057477

>>53057405
>pay $100,000 for a degree
>get nothing out of it but a piece of paper
Good plan jack

>> No.53057485

>>53057461
Because he’s probably submitting words written by an AI, which is plagiarism. Plus it’s not like you can openly use Google on every test either. There’s a lack of context here.

>> No.53057492

>>53057457
how do you cheat unironically? just reword someone else's essay?

>> No.53057501

>>53057477
> paper lets you into comfy white collar job
gotta spend money to make money

>> No.53057507
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>>53057389
It's doing everything at my accounting job
Write e-mails
>ask GPT
Boss asks me to do something
>ask GPT how to do it
Have to check my spelling
>Copy paste the text and ask GPT
Not sure this accounting method is accurate
>Ask gpt
It literally made my job pointless. I wonder how long I can ride the coattails before they fire me. I hope normies never catch on.

>> No.53057527

>>53057492
>Say whatever the fuck you want that you think the teacher will agree with, go on google scholar and search some keywords, cite the papers seen there without actually reading them (your teacher will never actually be bothered to check your sources and just give you updoots for confirming their biases)
>never ever disagree with the teachers, even if you are objectively correct and can back it up with cited sources. if it is socially inconvenient, it does not exist, no matter what
>for exams, claim you are disabled (handwriting deficiency is easiest to get away with) and get free access to a laptop/remote learning assessment. cheat easily from there. if you don't get access to these things, sue for discrimination
>if you can't be fucked, pay $200 to get someone in China to write the essay for you (it'll at least be enough to get a passing grade at the very worst), use a free plagarism checker to make sre youre not getting fucked
>steal whatever goverment source agrees with you and just reword what they say verbatum

If chinks can get into 4th year uni without being able to say a literal sentance in english, so can you

>> No.53057530

>>53057461
>google
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good luck searching for ads. You can never find anything on google since like at least 4 years.

>> No.53057539

>>53057530
What is the best search engine now days? I've been finding better results with yandex often which seems like it says a lot.

>> No.53057551

>>53057389
I do physical labor in a boomer run industry so no I'm safe for another 20 years.

>> No.53057553

>>53057389
its a good filter for useless degrees

let me guess, its a "literature" or "journalism" degree

>> No.53057562

>>53057405
this but even better, employers shouldn't be allowed to ask for degrees. I didn't get SHIT out of college. Waste if fucking time garbage. People just end up working jobs not related to the degree anyways, fucking hell. Nothing but a retarded barrier to entry

>> No.53057564

>>53057501
White collar jobs aren't comfy. You end up being constantly needled by some passive aggressive management maniacs most of the time. Blue collar is more physically hazardous, white collar is mentally hazardous.

>> No.53057568

>>53057485
chances are it was just some dumbass english or history class aka worthless anyways

>> No.53057571

>Be Binman for a living
>GPT grows GM legs and empties everyone's bin
>I lose job
This is a dystopian nightmare

>> No.53057577

>>53057564
Blue collar isn't exactly intellectually easy. There's a reason apprenticeships take years.

>> No.53057585

>>53057507
>Random berserk pic on the wall
Kek

>> No.53057591

>>53057539
I think it depends on what you are searching.
TI-related stuff still works well, but holy shit, facebook killed all forums. There are no longer sources of knowledge to google to search.

>> No.53057594

>>53057501
dumb logic. Makes sense if it's justified i.e. crypto, but it's not justified with college for multiple reasons. For one thing, most jobs just ask for degrees just because. Not because it's necessary

>> No.53057596

>>53057539
There is no good engine now. The internet search is hijacked by glowies and SEO scum. Altough Yandex is the best there is, it is still filled with shit. At least it's very good for image searching. You have to use very specific search queries and select some options to optimize your results, but it will never be as blissful as google in 2008. And believe me, I looked into this topic in depth. Everything in technology is basically boiling down to ads and propaganda and it's infuriating for someone with some sanity left. That's why I think that GPT will be struck down soon enough by (((three letter agency))) because it's accuracy is just too good for business. Cheer it while it lasts.

>> No.53057611

>>53057405
Then it shouldnt be allowed because only smart people can successfully cheat.

>> No.53057615

>>53057591
You add "reddit" or "quora" to search query if you didn't find it on first search
You may not like it but that is what search has come to these days
Didn't Google used to have forum searching? Now their diversity hires added the stupid rounded rectangle button things when I just want to click on "images" holy shit

>> No.53057623

>>53057562
Yeah let total morons practice medicine, engineering, chemistry etc. What could go wrong?

>> No.53057639

>>53057527
delusional. it would work in shit tier unis but it wouldn't where i studied

>> No.53057647

>>53057527
>cite the papers seen there without actually reading them (your teacher will never actually be bothered to check your sources
This one I did 100% of the time, not even by choice, sometimes there's no good resources and you don't have all the time in the world to search through piles of shit to find the right ones. i use to cite journalist articles that were just copy and pastes of other journalist articles with no references.
>for exams, claim you are disabled (handwriting deficiency is easiest to get away with) and get free access to a laptop/remote learning assessment. cheat easily from there. if you don't get access to these things, sue for discrimination
for exams if there was a minimum number of pages we needed to write i would just write really big with 4 words a line
>if you can't be fucked, pay $200 to get someone in China to write the essay for you (it'll at least be enough to get a passing grade at the very worst), use a free plagiarism checker to make are you're not getting fucked
i did use a free plagiarism checker a lot of the time. what'd i do is copy and paste sentences or phrases from all over the internet to make a Frankenstein essay, then reword them to be original and coherent, then find bullshit resources from all over the internet that sort of sound like they support my arguments, then plug it all into the plagiarism checker. what i learnt in high school is that teachers have too may essays to read to actually focus on what they're saying. when they mark they're just checking off the boxes in a rubric, so if the rubric says make 3 arguments and list 3 examples to support the argument, if you just do that they'll give you the marks.

tldr: i know how I got a HD average in uni despite a 70 IQ

>> No.53057671

>>53057639
worked for sydney uni and a masters at UNSW after and hasn't stopped me yet. there are people in my cohort who LITERALLY CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH and are still getting their degrees. nobody will speak about this in non-anonymous terms (cheaters dont want to get punished, normies dont want to get their degree devalued), but it is a fully functioning industry that is exceedingly easy to leverage to your advantage. even if it was easy to catch cheaters (which it isnt), teachers are so "overworked" (re: fucking lazy cunts) that they do not bother checking anything unless they happen to disagree with it.

>>53057623
your future doctor is already cheating on their online tests, so you better start eating healthy

>> No.53057681

>>53057461
Better versions of chatgpt can be ran offline

>> No.53057688

>>53057539
>You.com

>> No.53057703

>>53057647
if you make an essay the teacher disagrees with, they will 100% try and nitpick literally everything you write, check every source, and penalise you on the slightest hint of bullshit every single time

picking out what your teacher thinks and making essays that cater to their worldview is a CRITICAL skill to learn going through uni.

>> No.53057705

>>53057623
my point is college acts as a retarded barrier to entry, midwit. Even an IQ test would be superior to this garbage

>> No.53057708

>>53057440
>2018

Not sure the point you're trying to make. Or is this just bait?

>> No.53057726

>>53057527
>just be a bugman slave with no agency and then you can have the piece of paper
I would kill myself before living with such little dignity. There's really no point in living if you live your life like that.

>> No.53057732

>>53057405
It is you just cant get caught.

>> No.53057740

just used this chat bot. it's pretty neat. basically a google search engine for articles without needing to click on the articles.

>> No.53057746

>>53057703
>he thinks doing worthless essays are "critical" for jobs
kys

>> No.53057751

>>53057389
Great idea.
Thx OP. You just made Boomer U even easier.

>> No.53057756

>>53057726
welcome to the modern education system and the reason why women make up the majority of graduates these days :)

if you want to get into a specific field (i.e beaurocrat, psychologist, therapist) then you gotta play the game and suck it up for 3-5 years to get the piece of paper. after you get it, if you have the skills learned froma ctually relevant and challenging sources, you will absolutely dominate whatever field you are in with the slightest hint of ambition and forward thinking, because everyone around you is a souless bugman who doesnt evenr ealise theyv'e been indoctrinated

if you aren't looking ot get into a field that 100% requires a degree, then stay away from the hell that is modern education unless you want to kill yourself

>> No.53057760

>>53057746
it is useless for doing a job well

it is critically important for getting through the hellscape that is modern education

>> No.53057761

>>53057671
you're right. retard universities doing nothing
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/the-oz/news/undercover-with-a-ghostwriter-helping-uni-students-cheat-for-less-than-200/news-story/6ac1b8768425efaf84c90f05a7307aa6

now it just gives a good excuse not to hire any chinese

>> No.53057762

>>53057507
what a retarded larp
t. accountant

>> No.53057766

>>53057389
You're like those retards saying coding is over bros and then everyone mocked you when chatgpt couldn't solve an advent of code past day 3.

Unironically it's a parlor trick like clever Hans and you're being baited by clickbait headlines.

>> No.53057774

>>53057405
Also unironically this. Tests are not that realistic and schooling should be focused on projects. If there needs to be tests, they should be day long and basically project based.

>> No.53057782

>>53057766
But that assumes technology never improves over time.

>> No.53057791

>>53057760
you don't need college for that, dipshit. Stop trying to justify this joke of a system. It's like saying if I waste 99% of the time, at least that 1% isn't a complete waste. It's still 99% worthless and inefficient garbage. So much for critical thinking. If you think something inefficient should remain, you aren't thinking critically at all

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>>53057762
>>53057766
>>53057774
Cope and seethe of retards feeling threatened by AI is the best thing that happened in a long time.
I hope it replaces every job that you faggots are qualified for.

>> No.53057833

>>53057797
>make up a retarded LARP
>immediately get called out
>frogpost a "cope and seethe" response
this truly is one of the lowest IQ boards on 4chan

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>>53057833
>this truly is one of the lowest IQ boards on 4chan
You are the expert in low IQ, that's for sure.

>> No.53057892

>>53057766
>haha AI will never code
>haha AI will never code full stack
>haha bread please

>> No.53057906

>>53057868
please post more laughing frogs and transparently low IQ LARPs. we're all waiting with baited breath. if you're lucky, you might find a mixed race teenager dumb enough to believe you.

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>>53057906
>baited breath

>> No.53057921

>>53057915
TIL

>> No.53057922

>>53057791
thats not the point. hes right about his uni strategy.

>> No.53057951

>>53057906
>e're all waiting with baited breath.
Kek, you are a bigger faggot than I thought was possible. I hope you stick around because of a lot of fun will be had with you.

>> No.53057963
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>>53057797
this. It fills me with joy whenever I read about seething "artists" because LE BAD AI.
Get shit on, worthless trash.

>> No.53057969 [DELETED] 

>>53057951
nonsensical word salad. try again ESL niggermonkey.

>> No.53057987

>>53057726
Enjoy shoveling dirt then
Honestly, both options suck

>> No.53057999

>>53057963
>I spent 10 years developing my style by looking at other people's art.
>It's not real art because the AI uses other people's art.
>I went to art school.
>The real money is in drawing porn.
>It's not even real intelligence.
>You can't automate skill.
What a bunch of faggots.

>> No.53058009

>>53057922
He's not, you stupid fuck. Reread what I said. Carefully this time

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low IQ AI

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>>53058072

>> No.53058087

>>53058072
Not that bad. Web access and GPT-4 will do better.

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>>53058072
>>53058080
You need to give all the information required.
From my experience with accounting, it gives pretty accurate information if you give it all the details.
If you ask
>Who are the most famous people in the history of mankind
Jesus Christ comes first.

>> No.53058168

>>53058149
Amen

>> No.53058180

>>53058149
>no hitler

>> No.53058187

>>53058180
kek, probably not the AI's fault but censored by them.

>> No.53058194

>>53057405
Only brainlets gets caught. Cheating without getting caught > studying > getting caught cheating

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>>53058149
perhaps i judged too quickly

>> No.53058203

>>53058187
>>53058180
i asked it to write my a short story about white women falling in love with black men so i could shitpost on /int/ but it refused

>> No.53058229

>>53057615
This, anything apart from those two and stackoverflow is literally AI generated content designed to distract you just long enough so that they get their ad revenue.

>> No.53058292

>>53058149
>martin luther
>king jr
Do amerimutts really

>> No.53058356

>>53057623
I'm a chemist working in biotech r&d, let me tell you buddy - whether it's a master's or a doctorate, it doesn't mean shit. The most capable member of my team holds a BSc without honours and the most retarded member of my team has a PhD from Oxford. That piece of paper doesn't mean a goddamn thing, this is something HR stacies seem to have a great deal of trouble understanding.
>but anon, he's well respected and has a doctorate from a red brick. He would be a great addition to your team!
Never mind the fact that he was an absolute failure in the technical interview.

>> No.53058386

>>53058356
PhD here, can confirm. You basically waste a bunch of time writing about a very narrow topic. Not necessarily even anything interesting (or correct) about it. So why would you be more prepared for any given job?

>> No.53058396

>>53057389
Zu vill give me ze degree

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>>53058386
>A child is potty trained when the parents are ready. An article about [redacted] (UAntwerp doctoral student) and Professor Alexandra Vermandel (UAntwerp, UZA) in which they indicate, among other things, that it is best for parents to start potty training on time. This can be done around the age of 18 months. Introduce the toddler to the potties, respond to the child's signals, teach the child to respond to a full bladder or bowel and encourage the child to imitate the behavior of others. Read more in this article on the UZA site.
My niece got a phd in how to potty train kids.

>> No.53058525

>>53058474
Probably more useful than what I was doing (slightly optimizing detection of a specific security issue)

>> No.53058618

>>53057389
there are programs that can detect cheating. I wonder if chatgpt is really that much better bypassing those. I doubt it...

>>53057681
pls tell me how

>> No.53058867

Based

>> No.53058998

>>53057564
I work a blue collar job and I honestly feel you get constantly needled by middle management here.

>> No.53059057

>>53057389
this is a good because schools will have to go back to tests and it ends the liberal teacher desire to end tests and make everyone equally dumb because taking tests where everyone is equal and has the same questions is racist or whatever

>>53057553

>> No.53059105

>>53057501
Many folx and latinx bipoc neurodivergent wizards/witches just get the certifications and move right into a STEM job with no degree now, homophobic antisemitic racist bigot chud.

>> No.53059109

>>53058149
Trump is the most famous person ever

>> No.53059127

>>53057389
You can pay people to right your essay for you and most students do this. Not going to post link cause jannies but one site i know is named something like out of work professors.

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>>53057389
it would probably cost more for them to make ai robots and maintain them than it would to just pay us to do my job so i doubt it. literally the labourers that do logistics tasks for us get paid more....

>> No.53059253

>>53057389
>abject
Why do liberals like to use strange words? Is it to make themselves feel smart?

>> No.53059285

>>53057562
You only got a job because of your degree
If you dont have a degree, no job will even look at the application
The brainwashing theyve been telling people is they dont need one because they want people to be poor

>> No.53059332

>>53057405
I think college essays are pretty fucking stupid. They're just gigantic time-wasters for most of the classes you have to take. When you get to the classes that you actually need for your degree and to improve your skill set, suddenly there aren't so many essays. Wonder why that is?

>> No.53059425

>>53057457
Why would you cheat? are you retarded or something?

>> No.53059471

>>53057527
Some of this sounds more troublesome than doing the actual work

>> No.53059527

>>53057703
absolutely true, but I still chose to write papers that pissed professors off. my best work was writing how AI would replace HR jobs -- submitted to black, woman professor in OLS

>> No.53060687

>>53057562
I got a job directly related to my degree. If you didn't, you picked the wrong degree or you didn't tryhard. You fucked up.

>> No.53061087

>>53057405
cheating is just real-life-skills learning.

>> No.53061118

Employers want people who can prove performance, people who have some kind of solid "experience" with an ambitious work ethic.

Colleges are breeding an uppity unscrupulous culture.

This is why Jeff Bezo's gave a speech at harvard, to tell these people that his fortune was created through kindness before cleverness.

Most won't believe it, yet it's true, all great men love their neighbors.

>> No.53061134

>>53061118
>his fortune was created through kindness before cleverness
lmao

>> No.53061164

>>53057477
how did you know his name was Jack?

>> No.53061212

>>53057708
it's 2 weeks!

>> No.53061260

Is society "fucked" because there aren't anymore ice cutting jobs, any telegraphists, lamplighters, elevator operators, lectors, criers, milk men, couriers? Shit becomes obsolete, and it frees us labor for other uses making other things cheaper in addition to w/e was automated cheaper. In fact, it sucks if your job is automated, if its something you were skilled in, but its better for "society" or w/e. Society isn't getting fucked.

>> No.53061304

>>53057553
>computers can't do math

>> No.53061586

>>53057906
>>53057915
>>53057921
>>53057951
lol faggot got destroyed and left in shame

>> No.53061636

>>53057389
>Your job is next.
AI can't sell drugs yet

>> No.53061852

>>53061260
>there aren't anymore ice cutting jobs, any telegraphists, lamplighters, elevator operators, lectors, criers, milk men, couriers

These are all low skilled jobs that could not be outsourced.
These low skilled laborers do not have the mental capacity to learn new skills to keep up with current technologies.
They and their loved ones suffered due to lower income living.

For decades we watched this happen to the blue collar industry and the smart people made plans via education to avoid this.
We also watched those who could not obtain new employment turn to crime and our prison populations increased overnight decimating the family unit.

Now high skilled laborers are in threat of being replaced and the options for labor are low paying, low skilled service jobs with no answer on who they will service.
This will impact them and their loved ones the same as what happened to low income workers only now they have further to fall.

The homeless situation in the US is at a crisis level.
Drug use and importation of drugs is at a level never seen before in this country.
Jobs reports are being fictionalized and readjusted months later to show adjustments in the 250k to 1M mark.
Cost of living is unlike anything we've seen in 40 years.
Housing unobtainable for most.
Education costs are beyond what most can afford even after decades of paying it back.
The US infrastructure is falling apart.
Millions from impoverished nations are invading with no skills and increasing the burden to our systems.

The US society is not better by most metrics.

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Uh... dudes?

>> No.53061977

>>53061852
None of that is because of automation... or that people wasted their time in the past doing repetitive tasks.

>> No.53062007

>>53057461
It gives you precise answers, so it can, potentially, save you hours.

>> No.53062036

>>53057708
>he doesn't know the government has working quantum computers
>he doesn't know quantum computers are used for timetravel
>he doesn't know the covid vaccine has been sent back in time to contaminate healthy people with mrna shedding
ngmi

>> No.53062086

>>53061304
>computers can't do math
Partially true. Since computers can't derivate, integrate or do probabilistic based calculations.

>> No.53062142

>>53057405
Agreed, it’s no longer a place for learning it’s 80% globohomo indoctrination, something that should take 1 year to get takes 3-5 years because the Jews make you go through a right of passage to make sure you are good golem NPC’s as they don’t want non globohomo supporters to make it in the upper hierarchies in society

>> No.53062169

>Yes, it is possible to use ChatGPT, or any other language model, to write an essay. >Language models are trained on a large amount of text data and can generate human-like text when provided with a prompt.

>To use ChatGPT to write an essay, you can provide it with a prompt that outlines the topic, purpose, and structure of the essay, and then use the model to generate text that follows that prompt.
>For example, you might provide a prompt like "Write a 500-word essay on the impact of technology on society" and then use ChatGPT to generate the text of the essay.

>It is important to note that language models are not able to do research or fact-check information, so any essay generated using a language model should be carefully reviewed and fact-checked before being submitted for any academic or professional purpose.

I didn't even bother to reoply to your thread, i had ChatGPT do it for me, this is geniounly the scaries thing I've ever seen, no fucking way this stays avaible for long.

>> No.53062223

>>53057405
College is a fucking scam and this dumbass commie professor knows it. And dipshits like him are terrified that AI will completely remove any facade of College somehow being necessary.

>> No.53062239

>College essays have been so watered down that all the essay has to do is have proper structure, make some sort of argument, and jump through the hoops of what it's supposed to mention
>This incredibly low bar can be cleared by a free AI that vomits out low quality wordage roughly to spec
>This means that scary AI is coming for all of our jobs and society is fucked
>Definitely not reflective of the University system's failure to enforce academic rigor in the effort to siphon more tuition money out of more students each and every year
>Certainly it means that AI is scary smart and not that college essays are the equivalent of busywork because of lapsed academic standards

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>>53057389
sad and a little funny

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>>53061304
>>53062007
>>53062169
After fucking around with it i might have overrated it's capabilities kek

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>>53057746

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>>53062086
>computers can't derivate, integrate or do probabilistic based calculations

>> No.53064215

>>53057389
ALIENS WIN