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>Italian banks are now tracking your Co2 emissions by analysing your spending habits
It’s over

>> No.53018712

>>53018698
which bank?

>> No.53018713

C02 production increases plant life, as it's easier for plants to breath.

>> No.53018719

>>53018698
Leonardo of Biz foretold this

>> No.53018722

Rising levels of CO2 in the atmosphere drive an increase in plant photosynthesis—an effect known as the carbon fertilization effect.

Earth is 15% greener than it was 20 years ago. Climate change is literally making the planet more fertile.

>> No.53018724
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>>53018712
Intesa San Paolo is the first

>> No.53018728

>>53018698
italy is a globohomo shithole with heavy lockdowns, mask mandates, vaccine passports and high vaxx rate.

>> No.53018730

i have zero emissions because i'm a neet

>> No.53018744

>>53018724
i need to open some italian bank account next year
which one is the best crypto friendly to buy and sell using crypto exchanges?
i do self custody, i don't trust banks to hold my btc

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>>53018698
>>53018724
>il paese dei balocchi
More like "il paese dei finocchi".

>> No.53018756

>>53018722
Then can you explain why they do this shit?

>> No.53018762

>>53018730
Kek neets are gonna ironically win. The only carbon footprint we have are the chicken tendied

>> No.53018777

>>53018730
>>53018762
>non mangiare per non cagare

>> No.53018780

>>53018698
I read it as ultimi goimi

>> No.53018791

>>53018756
Photosynthesis and shit nigger

>> No.53018807

This just wants to make me release more CO2

>> No.53018815

>>53018756
They want to fuck over the little man. Simple as.

>> No.53018825

pastabros what bank are you using? >>53018744
also, when you declare your crypto in quadro rw, do you need to dox your public addresses?

>> No.53018852

>>53018791
>We wuz doing photosynthesis n shieet

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>>53018744
>>53018825
I personally use Credit Agricole in Italy which is an okayish bank

But I don’t cash out here, I cash out in the UK because I have a residency there

>> No.53018954

>>53018903
i have residency in dubai for now, but next year i have to go back
never cashed out so far
i just want to be sure my (big) bank transfers can reach some exchange so i can buy more

>> No.53019046

>>53018698
I jewed my bank out of 7k€ in 2018 and bought link with it (didn't sell the top still bagholding), so now banned fron banking in france but still using wise and revolut and other online banks, I sell crypto on wirex (small amounts to survive) and wire it to wise or revolut, and buy shit, most of the shit I buy i sell for a profit on websites like craigslist (just bought a ps5 from amazon uk, will replay bloodborne and reseal it and sell it as new in 2 weeks for 200€ profit, yeah bought a shit ton of seals for apple sony samsung etc), i have the lastest iphone, tablet, etc buy when sale use them until i find a buyer for profit reseal and sell and stash the cash in my mattress.
Telling you this because of course a jew will jew, but you don't have to be a stupid goy, you can make money online today, it won't be much compared to waging but come on, there is a site selling wh1000xm4 for 225€ now, sold the ones i used for 2 years for 200€ a week ago, will buy these use them then resell them, I also fuck the big corps here and there, walk into a store, buy the latest iphone with cash, wearing a covid mask because good goy (cctv), go to car, open, switch with fake, reseal, go back to store and say you changed your mind and want a z fold 4 instead (they'll rarely refund you), take the z fold sell it online as new and buy an iphone box and stickers with your iphone's imei (sellers print these in aliexpress) and seal it and sell it as new again, easy 1400€, don't jew normies though, only big corps, it's your money after all: fed prints -> lends to gov-> gov gives to blackrock, blackrock gives to apple/amazon/... for muh economy, you pay that printed loan back with interests as taxes, so yeah it is unironically your money.

>> No.53019171

>>53018698
Little they know about the used car batteries that I first-handedly throw in the ocean on a daily basis. Estimate that

>> No.53019252

>>53019171
Unless you crack them open first you don't get the carbon credits immediately as it takes ages for them to corrode through before releasing all that lovely acid juice.
t. always thinking

>> No.53019310

>>53019046
get some help

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>>53018698
>tfw the carbon police find the eth 1.0 tx history
sraight to the gulag

>> No.53019811

bump

>> No.53019979

>>53018698
Why is everyone obsessed with gas now lmao its like everyone lost their minds and are now under some spell or something. Why is everyone so fucking OBSESSED with Carbon dioxide ?
Also when I was in school, plants needed carbon dioxide to breathe lol

>> No.53020025

>>53019979
>Why is everyone obsessed with gas now
I wouldn't say obsessed, but for me it's that I ate traditional Christmas cabbage soup for three days in a row, so my life is all about gas right now.

>> No.53021161

>>53019046
topkek you sound like an absolute gypsy

>> No.53021201

>>53019979
It the new way of enslaving everyone.

>> No.53021930

>>53019979
A whole generation has been successfully brainwashed to think that carbon dioxide == bad.
Back during my school indoctrination days it was all about acid rain. If we wouldn't reduce air pollution then all forests would die within 10 years. Of course that never happened.

>> No.53021966

>>53018698
why are pol tourists so fucking cringe?

>> No.53021969

Is there a tunnel in the floor?

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>>53021966
>TRACKING YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS IS LE HECKIN BASED BECAUSE WE'RE SAVING LE PLANET FROM GLOBAL WARMING
Unironically fuck off back to r/cryptocurrency. If you're too stupid to even realize want a carbon credit score even is and how CBDCs play a role in this you shouldn't even invest you briandead nigger

>> No.53021992

>>53019046
do you use purse.io bro?

>> No.53022015

>>53018698
And this is a good thing, any initiative that helps reducing carbon emissions is helpful.

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>>53018756
They want to control people and their money. And the unwashed masses applaud them for it because it's a "moral" endeavor.

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>>53022032
this, NPCs will cherish this and thank big banks and corporations for saving planet earth.

Plenty of NPCs are probably posting and lurking here too judging by the comments lol >>53022015

>> No.53022104

>>53019046
how swarthy are you?