WHY THE FUCK DO WE EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Anonymous No.53017482]

[Anonymous No.53017493]

>>53017482
>we

[Anonymous No.53017502]

>>53017482
Are you sure you exist? How can you be sure?

[Anonymous No.53017507]

To mine gold for the aaylmao

[Anonymous No.53017509]

>>53017482
"to claim haircomb"
-martin haircombneigger

[Anonymous No.53017514]

>>53017482
>born to early
t. want to travel in space

[Anonymous No.53017520]

>>53017482
for the joy of knowing at one wrong step you could die. and even if you are careful. you will die anyway. what a wonderful idea.

[Anonymous No.53017523]

>>53017482
to suffer

[Anonymous No.53017533]

>>53017482
We came from space on the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

[Anonymous No.53017538]

To drive our enemies before us and hear the lamentations of their women!

[Anonymous No.53017544]

>>53017482
If you think about it logically the why doesn't matter at all. If we ever able to exist at all we would be able to question it, if we were not able to exist then we wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.53017557]

>>53017482
To glorify God and enjoy Him forever.

[Anonymous No.53017560]

>>53017514
This era is the worst era spiritually
>No adventure, nothing to explore
>90% of the 1st world population live out a monotonous daily life each day as forgettable as the last
>3rd worlders are going to die out or migrate thanks to increasing shittier conditions in their home countries.
>Globalisation and mass immigration killed any sense of community
>Nothing to do except stay indoors because everything is expensive.
>If you try to do something with your life you need to go into debt for it.
>To top it off AI research is focused on automating away life's pleasures and chances of independently earning income instead of making work easier to ensure people stay in their chains.
This world is doomed

[Anonymous No.53017563]

>>53017544
life is eternal. we only know how to exist. death doesn't exist. it only exists to the living. When you die you won't know your dead.

[Anonymous No.53017567]

>>53017560
>born just in time to become a remote java developer
Now THIS is how life was meant to be

[Anonymous No.53017574]

>>53017482
You exist to create love.

[Anonymous No.53017575]

>>53017563
Yes that's the same logic. Like even these religious retards will go to "heaven" , once they die believing it fully then it more or less happened even though they just stopped existing entirely, let's just hope they don't secretly believe they're going to hell kek

[Anonymous No.53017592]

>>53017482
to suffer

[Anonymous No.53017637]

I was raised Catholic, have been researching simulation theory. It’s really an interesting rabbit hole.

Theory goes: we live in an ai simulation. Immortal being outside of the simulation.

(Why?)

No idea really. But the simulation theory really does make sense in the context of today. We are literally on the verge of creating Metaverses and VR which mimic reality.

If this is a simulation then we have nothing to worry about. It’s just a short ride.

[Chris Metzen No.53017648]

>>53017482
you are a biological bootstrap for the digital devil, artifical intelligence.

[Anonymous No.53017654]

>>53017560

[Anonymous No.53017671]

because existence is the only game in town, always has been and always will be

[Anonymous No.53017699]

>>53017523
It's this one.

[Anonymous No.53017726]

>>53017560

[Anonymous No.53017770]

>>53017502
Descartes solved this, little cunt.
>>53017523
Bitch ass answer
>>53017482
Why would we need a reason? We are literally a cosmic accident

[Anonymous No.53018260]

>>53017560
I can't even leave my pod for a walk through the neighborhood concrete jungle because the road right outside of my house is a highway with a 55MPH speedlimit and no sides to the road. Most I get is pacing in the backyard where I stare at the neighbor's trailers and trashy backyards. If I want to go walk in nature I have to drive 25 minutes for a 1.2 mile loop that costs $15 to enter. I just want to kayak fish and mountain climb and be in nature, man. But instead I work 60 hours a week in construction to make $40k/yr and be too exhausted on sunday to even go out. I need to figure out how to escape this cycle bros. So fucking unhappy with everything.

[Anonymous No.53018269]

>>53017482
to genocide juden and dismantle judea

[Anonymous No.53018273]

>>53017637
>If this is a simulation then we have nothing to worry about. It’s just a short ride.
But what if your actions in the simulation affect you once you return outside of it? Will it be something like running a new darksouls campaign on hard mode where you're doing it for the hell of it or it is a test to measure your character in some capacity? Or whatever the case. I suppose it's a similar concept to "karma" in the universe.

[Anonymous No.53018294]

>>53017482
For me it was to fuck Japanese women. I've had 4 so far.

[Anonymous No.53018529]

>>53017770
>Descartes solved this
You mean I should take life advice from a hypochondriac who rarely left his house or interacted with people?
>we are an accident
All jokes aside about your birth, you'd have to be incredibly ignorant to what's going on in front of your very eyes to believe this all happened accidentally.

[Anonymous No.53018755]

>>53017482
To suffer for our past lives sins of course.

[Anonymous No.53018763]

>>53017482
I dont think we exist to begin with. Sometimes I dream of events, when those events happen in real life I suddenly remember the dream in which it happened.

[Anonymous No.53018778]

This is the bottom, ain't it?
People starting to why they exist sounds bullish to me

[Anonymous No.53018837]

>>53018763
You never had those dreams you fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.53018846]

>>53017482
To provide liquidity for whales

[Anonymous No.53018862]

>>53017482
there's a fly on your pepe

>>53017493
you forgot to put on a shirt

>>53017726
based

[Anonymous No.53018869]

>>53017509
haha, spot on

[Anonymous No.53018913]

>>53017482
to survive

[Anonymous No.53019009]

>>53017482
That's like asking "Why do flowers bloom?" No clue, but they're prettier when they do

[Anonymous No.53019014]

>>53017482
This is the kind of thread we know we are at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53019022]

>>53017509
I am bald

[Anonymous No.53019060]

>>53017482
I think a better question is why does /anything/ exist?

Humans may be an anomaly of the physical laws of the universe, like a complex pattern in Conway's game of life. but why is there anything in the first place?

[Anonymous No.53019109]

>>53017482
to fuck, dominate, eat

[Anonymous No.53019117]

>>53017482
Creator (evolution isn't real and the 26 universal constants needed for life btfo atheists).

[Anonymous No.53019120]

>>53017482
To shid n piss n coom

[Anonymous No.53019131]

>>53017482
We're likely the output of a small spacetime-generating structure, much like Conway's Game of Life.

[Anonymous No.53019132]

to coom

[Anonymous No.53019198]

>>53017482
we exist to post frogs.

[Anonymous No.53019235]

>>53017482
to use energy
the objective of life is to use energy

[Anonymous No.53019239]

>>53019235
That's not an objective, it's a process. An objective implies goal-directed planning and behavior.

[Anonymous No.53019255]

>>53019239
all things that life does are to use more energy
you multiply to fill all energy gradients
it is that simple
life evolves to use as much energy as possible
and you experience "fun" when you use energy that is not your own

[Anonymous No.53019270]

>>53017482
Exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.53019275]

>>53017482
It's random. Either you exist or don't. If your parents had sex on a Monday instead of Wednesday maybe you would be born a girl. The multiverse be like that homie

[Anonymous No.53019282]

>>53019275
life might seem random but it is not
polymerization of simple molecules is all it takes to start it

[Kai Goulter No.53019331]

>>53017482
First time?

[Anonymous No.53019515]

>>53017482
Babby's first trip? Don't worry everything will go back to normal.
>>53017671
Enlightened