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how do you go from this

>> No.52999450
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TO THIS?!

>> No.52999460

What's the difference? He's still Jewish.

>> No.52999461

>>52999445
damn look at those cute little titties
shame about her face though

>> No.52999468
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>>52999450
you start living in a society

>> No.52999469

His clone was swapped in the Bahamas prison. The real SBF is in Israel.

>> No.52999766
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>>52999450
To this?

>> No.53000003

>>52999445
This was his jew larp to convince all the crypto nerds and retail investors that he was an innocent and heckin nErDy cRyPtO bRo. Look at him here, he looks like a fat child. Innocent and harmless. Nobody that looks like this could be malevolent and scheming, right?

>>52999450
The mask slips. Here, his true face is revealed. He's a cut-throat jew with connections all the way up and only got to where he's at through nepotism.

>> No.53000030

>>53000003
also got damn i was so close

>>53000000

>> No.53000060

I saw footage of him in custody, he looked like a completely different person, a power play hedgie that was cut throat with other people's money. So yeah, his mask was taken off like other anon said

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>>53000003
Hmmm, very true

>> No.53000584

Pretty sure he's gonna have an accident

>> No.53000601

>>52999445
>suit
>facial hair
>small weight loss
he looked and dressed so bad it is an improvement.

>> No.53000617

>>52999766
Wtf lol

>> No.53000648

>>52999450
wtf he looks better, probably lost weight due to stress and not eating and paranoia

>> No.53000678

>>52999766
man AI picture extension is fun
originally thats a hand holding a sea urchin

>> No.53000684

>>53000678
Aww babys first time seeing a jew

>> No.53000760

There's a sideshot-picture of him floating around when he had shorter hair that makes him look evil

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>>52999450
>a hero denied his glory

>> No.53001088

>>52999450
A properly fitting suit. There's nowhere to hide your blobbish physique in a t-shirt, but a suit is like one of those roman muscle breastplates.

>> No.53001109

>>53000030
>>53000003
>insightful post gets get robbed by a monkey whining about his monkey business
a metaphor for the 21st century

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>>53000832

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>>52999445
>>52999450
Imagine finding a 1/10 going to a 2/10 as being impressive. Op, I can tell you're ugly as shit for even envying this jw

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>>53001237

>> No.53001358

>>52999450
He's changed very little. In the first pic he has bouffant, fluffy hair and is clean shaven. He's wearing a backpack which pulls his tee short in tighter, revealing his fat, slobby physique. The overall impression is of a huggable nerd (though I don't fancy being near him).
Everyone looks better in a suit. It changes people's perception of you, esp when contrasted with the previous pic. The loose shirt hides his lardass belly more effectively, the hair has better shape and either has product in or actually looks better greasy. The unshaven face in combi action with the above cometes the overall image of an almost James Bond type figure, emerging from the Casino, cutting an air of intrigue and unfulfilled destiny.
Bottom line is he's still the same fat cunt he was in pic 1, albeit with an added air of sophistication. The whole thing is by design, of course. Don't go any easier on him for it.

>> No.53001365

>>53001358
Nasty typos sorry I hate phoneposting

>> No.53001413

>>53001358
>The unshaven face in combi action with the above cometes the overall image of an almost James Bond type figure, emerging from the Casino, cutting an air of intrigue and unfulfilled destiny.
Yeah this is a really good description. The photographer probably picked the coolest photo they took.

>> No.53001437

>>53000832
>a jew denied his embezzlement

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>>53000003
Correct, the backpack prop was a dead giveaway. Now look at Sergey, complete opposite with a nice suit but running shoes on display, anybody care to guess what he is trying to portray?

>> No.53002167

>>52999450
Its a Glownigger photoshoot. Everything around Globohomo darlings like him, Macaroni and Jewlensky are meticulously sculpted and shaped in order to influence goyim collective consciousness

>> No.53002299

>>52999450
>>52999445
A healthy dose of cortisol

>> No.53002357

>>53001237
Facial hair does a miracle for men with ugly faces. Beard is the makeup for men.

>> No.53002370

>>52999450
It’s the inverse Ethan Klein diet

>> No.53002410

>>5299944
The heartbreak of Gynecomastia. You'd think this asshole could afford a trainer and a surgeon. .

>> No.53002456

>>52999445
>>52999450
It's like in Phoenix Wright where the villain has a dopey innocent demeanor then reveals his true self later in the trial. SBF's altruistic Silicon Valley nerd act wasn't really him.

>> No.53002528

>>53001801
>Sergey wore trainers at Sibos
Is it that Sergey is the same as SBF and I should immediately sell all my Chainlink (ticker: LINK) tokens?

>> No.53004179

>>53002528
>Is it that Sergey is the same as SBF and I should immediately sell all my Chainlink (ticker: LINK) tokens?
He's better at being lazy and taking it slow while milking it for all he can via dumps and "just two more years bro" for any real progress.

>> No.53004549

>>52999450
This is what happens when you stop eating Beyond Meat

>> No.53004562

>>52999445
He was playing a role