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52997278 No.52997278 [Reply] [Original]

You are given $1000 and are given one year to turn it into a million dollars otherwise you and your loved ones are killed - you can't go to the police and make this situation public.

How do you do it?

>> No.52997302

I pay OP $1000 so he'll suck 100,000 dicks for 10 bucks a pop

>> No.52997334

token rugs

>> No.52998210

>>52997278
That scarecrow has no clothes

>> No.52998228

ez
BitDAO
literally the only liquid project in this entire god forsaken market + decentralized as fuck
very few networks and projects left with such characteristics

>> No.52998231

>>52997278
GME

>> No.52998273

>>52997278

Easy.

Start a cryptocurrency exchange, then steal the users' funds and escape to the Bahamas.

>> No.52999221
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52999221

I have no friends or loved ones. I'm now 1 thousand dollars richer.

>> No.52999241

>>52997278
probably sell drugs aggressively but i'd probably land in jail doing that. Selling drugs isn't dangerous but doing it aggressively and haphazardly is.

>> No.52999252

suck dicks