Worst investment of all time ??

[Anonymous No.52961916]

>Pays $44 billion to control twitter
>knows its full of bots
>puts his role as CEO up to survey vote
>gets smashed with bots
>accepts result
is this guy mental?

[Anonymous No.52961928]

i think he just wants attention

[Anonymous No.52961929]

Yes, he is. He is whatever you expect he is. Stop making dogshit threads.

[Anonymous No.52961963]

fed made man. the moment the gov bux turn off he starts to crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.52962206]

obvious glow asset, to what ultimate end idk, but yeah

[Anonymous No.52962278]

He's like that annoying autistic kid who doesn't realize when the joke is over and still thinks it's 2016. Trump wants nothing to do with him; yet, he tries to unban him without his permission, then ban crossposting from Truth Social to pressure him to get back on.

I also think he's trying to absolve himself of responsibility by making it seem like they forced him into the Twitter deal, and then with the vox populi vox Dei shit, he wants it to run his company by polls and if it goes wrong he will blame it on the bots.

This is what happens when you surround yourself with yes men and seek validation from redditors who think they are too smart to fall for a Ponzi when that's what crypto literally is, but no one wants to have that conversation.

[Anonymous No.52962668]

>>52961916
Melon Usk is a globohomo puppet leading the Fake Awakening.

https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA?t=1136
https://youtu.be/52dVfhgt_T4?t=694

[Anonymous No.52962688]

>>52962206
Agree. I'm sure we will find out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.52962707]

Everything is "Bots" when it doesn't go your way.

The copium is good today.

[Anonymous No.52962767]

>>52961916
>puts his role as CEO up to survey vote

A new CEO was happening regardless. If he wins. Good for him and his ego. Put new CEO in anyway. If loses. Step down and show that you place the ideals of Twitter democracy above his self-interest. Elon and his inner circle play hardball and are master manipulators. Don't let his autistic act fool you.

[Anonymous No.52962793]

>>52961916
>appoints Donald Trump as CEO
>wailing and gnashing of teeth ensues

[Anonymous No.52962792]

He's a bull market genius like everybody else. When the cheap credit from the federal Reserve dries up he goes back to stagnation

[Anonymous No.52962811]

>>52961928
>>52961929
>>52961963
>>52962206
>>52962278
>>52962707
>>52962792
you guys know you can reply to OP instead of just clicking Post a Reply?

[Anonymous No.52962821]

>>52961916
This retard only knows how to make money off the backs of others or by scamming the shit out of people/manipulating the markets.
But it's hilarious how all the rightoid NPCs worship him. I sometimes wonder if they've already got their brains chipped by this faggot. I actually saw one rightoid dipshit complain about how "libs have no loyalty" in a thread about defending Elon lmao

[Anonymous No.52962824]

>>52961916
>>52959382
he is a self-obsessed normie and simply echo's the murmurings of much smarter beings around him. check out his text messages from the twitter discovery suit a few months ago that show the moronic texts he sends to his friends....

[Anonymous No.52962840]

His reply suggests he may be going for the "I never said when LOL" angle.

[Anonymous No.52962877]

>step down as CEO
>become CTO or something
>get fired by glownigger plant CEO
>mfw

[Anonymous No.52962925]

>>52962877
Technically
owners > CEO > CTO
so it would still be
elon > CEO > elon

[Anonymous No.52962954]

>>52962925
Or suddenly the CTO becomes more important than the CEO and is the public face of the company even if technically outranked by the CEO. Sort of like the Putin/Medvedev thing.

[Anonymous No.52963029]

>>52962954
either way, elon owns the company, at least as long as he can pay his loans

[Anonymous No.52963116]

>>52962811
What does it matter?

[Anonymous No.52963175]

is there any doubts he is bipolar at this point?

[Anonymous No.52963186]

>>52962821
rocket man bad

[Anonymous No.52963225]

>>52961916
Yes, he's a moron. He didn't even want to buy the site in the first place, he put up an offer as a meme for his dick polishers and the Delaware Chancery Court called his bluff and forced him to buy it.

[Anonymous No.52963234]

>>52961916
He is filth rich. He can do whatever he wants without consequences.

Normal people fail to understand what is being so rich that you can buy one of the most expensive companies in the world and bankrupt it for the lulz.
So imagine the following. You brought 2 McDonalds and ate one. After that, you fell full and throw it in the garbage because you don't like the taste of older McDonald's. For a poor person in various countries, you would be considered a fool, but for the average American, it's just a burger.
So, yeah, it's just another company. You are just too poor to understand.

[Anonymous No.52963235]

>>52963186
Normies seething about musk never fails to make me laugh. You’d think the retards on here would be above that but nah

[Anonymous No.52963311]

>>52961916
He'll still be the owner. Obviously he was a t least open to the idea of hiring somebody to run the website for him, and probably wanted to.

[Anonymous No.52963384]

>>52961916
Seems like he bought it as a pet project spurned on by his principles rather than an investment.

[Anonymous No.52963394]

>>52961916
What benefit does he get from being CEO when he's already the sole owner? Getting someone else as CEO is pure retard bait, and obviously it caught some retards.

[Anonymous No.52963417]

>>52961916
>uncover blatant government censorship to quell news stories to win an election
>about to uncover government's role in Wu Flu
>guys I'm gonna step down now!

Glowniggers made the call and forced him to step down.

[Anonymous No.52963420]

>>52962811
Desperate for (you)’s holy shit. Checked but you’re a fag.

[Anonymous No.52963430]

>>52961916
He's superhuman but there's only so much one man can do. He's a key figure in:
>Tesla
>SpaceX
>Neuralink
>Twitter
>OpenAI
>The Boring Company
He knows he has to delegate.

[Anonymous No.52963441]

>>52963234
>He is filth rich
GOOD MORNING SIR

[Anonymous No.52963448]

>>52963394
I agree. It was just an excuse for him to appoint a CEO that would happen anyway.

[Anonymous No.52963533]

>>52961916
Rumor is he decided on Jared Kushner before the poll.

[Anonymous No.52963544]

>>52963533
God I hope he buys reddit next and gives it to Alex Jones

[Anonymous No.52963679]

He will obviously still be the CEO in all but name. The poll and its "consequences" is just his form of virtue signaling.

[Anonymous No.52963713]

>>52963544

Reddit is arguably more influential and probably a lot cheaper to buy. Not publicly traded though so good luck. Owner is a smug lefty cunt.

[Anonymous No.52963777]

>>52963713
They've been preparing an IPO for a while. But I'm sure he could work something out, smug lefty cunt or not. Though I'm guessing we'll need a second rich meme lord for it, Musk has probably spent enough for a while.

[Anonymous No.52963890]

>>52962668
Incredible how the same fucking morons who spent the last 5 years seething over globalists and vaccines end up worshipping the world's richest man who wants to put a literal brain chip (with a 100% kill rate) into every human being.
>>52963186
>>52963235
Perfect example of braindead NPC cucks that worship their globalist masters. Keep deflecting with memes you fuckin retards.
Go back to twitter and stay there you fuckin subhumans

[Anonymous No.52963934]

>>52961916
>gets smashed with bots
Bots? Elon removed all bots from Twitter!

[Anonymous No.52963968]

>>52963890
>worshipping
No. I just think he's right in this case. Grown adults are capable of more than black and white extremist thinking where any show of support for a singular statement or position is "worshipping". Post a cartoon frog or a meme or something, trying to communicate like a human doesn't suit you.

[Anonymous No.52963972]

>>52963890

95% of establishment media agrees with you, is fanning your exact narrative, yet we're the NPCs

KEK. Do you like, ever stop and consider why the large majority of the country's moneypower agrees with everything you think and say? Where are you getting that shit from anon

[Anonymous No.52964003]

>>52962206
Trump paid him to buy Twitter. It's obvious. A lot of his retarded recent tweets have this tinge of retardation behind them that not even Elon is usually capable of reaching.

[Anonymous No.52964056]

>>52961916
just watch this movie and all the absurdity in the markets will start to make sense. hint: it's all fake/gay

[Anonymous No.52964141]

>>52963968
Is that why you get butthurt every time someone calls him out for being an autistic faggot and immediately rush to his defense? How's the brain chip working out for you so far? kek
>>52963972
>everyone thinks he's a faggot
>therefore I must worship the world's richest man and beg him for a brainchip
Yeah kys NPC. A year ago you dumbfucks were whining about EVs and renewable energy and now all of a sudden you worship this faggot like a god because he annoying some libcucks hahahahah
Keep sucking the dicks of your globalist masters you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.52964203]

>>52964141

>everyone thinks he's a faggot

No, just your circle. And it's positively absurd since the exact same people used to live him when he'd "do the right things" and push Tesla and SCIENCE!!! (TM)

Which alludes to the rest of your comment. You're the strange one. This guy was your God until he started being sympathetic to the wrong political orthodoxy. I don't give much of a shit either way, I'm just happy he busted up the Twitter cabal. They were quite literally colluding with glowniggers, the FBI, the whole lot. If you think there's something wrong with that you're an utterly pozzed robot.

Why do you seek one party rule, state dominion over everything? Ah right, commie NPC

[Anonymous No.52964209]

>>52964141
>buzzword
>AU-AU-AUTISM!
>mindless exaggerations of things nobody said
>"kek"
When GPT3 is able to solve a captcha, and the bots really do flood this place, I suspect the quality of conversation might actually go up.

>you disagree with me!? that means you are....LE BUTTHURT!!!!!
I wish you were smart enough to understand what a ridiculous thing you are.

[Anonymous No.52964234]

>>52964141
>>52964203

And it's so stark. I have some friends/family who are part of the reddit lefty circuit. It's immediate and in lockstep.

>News about Musk buying Twitter to make it free speech

Immediately, people who'd only ever loved Tesla and thought Musk was cool suddenly had strong opinions about how he was totally messed up, a manchild, a tyrant, etc. Absolutely weird to witness. I don't understand how that triggers such a violent, angry response. Why do you give a fuck if Twitter isn't owned by the "Trust and Compliance" commissary anymore?

[Anonymous No.52964269]

>>52962811
bots don't do that. python programmers can't figure out how

[Anonymous No.52964309]

>>52964203
>No, just your circle
hahahaha dumb fuckin echo chamber cuck
Same bullshit excuse when he got boo'd off stage at a Chappelle show? "muh unhinged leftists" as if any leftist cucks still pay to see chappelle after he pissed off the trannies. Fuckin retard lmao
>>52964209
>literal cuck for the richest globalists of the world
>"reeeeeeeeee you're a bot!!!"
lmao
Did you faggots pay the 8 bucks for a twitter account too?

[Anonymous No.52964355]

>>52962792
well he thinks shorting should be illegal so I'm not sure what he planned to do in the bear market

[Anonymous No.52964403]

>>52964234
The narrative that Musk cares about "free speech" has immediately fallen apart. That's worth roasting and reminding him.

I don't think many are noting he doesn't have the right to fuck it up. He payed the $$$, so eh

[Anonymous No.52964416]

>>52961916
this guy is beyond your comprehension, tranny

[Anonymous No.52964422]

I just like how much he makes Boeing and NASA seethe with his Space Company that actually doesn't require a billion dollars to do anything

[Anonymous No.52964452]

>>52964234
Not to mention

>sorry chuds, it's a private business!
>twitter has no obligation to let you post fbi crime statistics
>your opinions are literally violence
>don't like it? make your own twitter lol

20 minutes later
>omg he banned me, this is worse than the holocaust!
>congress needs to investigate twitter
>i have always been an advocate for freedom of speech
>musk is le heckin incel chud!

These people legit have nothing resembling core morals or principles. They go any way the wind blows. The ultimate NPC, the useful idiot.

>the news said i should hate this man and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.52964475]

>>52962278
holy fuck does this guy live in your head rent free?

[Anonymous No.52964497]

>>52962707
be quiet russian bot

[Anonymous No.52964548]

>>52964403

No it hasn't. You're free to post all the lefty shite you could possibly want on there. Don't worry, you won't get banned en masse like righties were.

You're so fucking annoying and don't even realize it.

>>52964309

>Chappelle show

ah yes, the kike talking point that got spammed about immediately and recited faithfully by the lefty NPC brigade. I don't care. Does that make you happy in some way, a Bay Area crowd happening to boo this guy? Lol. Do you need people to agree with you to feel confident in your positions?

[Anonymous No.52964550]

>>52964452
>be chudcel
>get banned from twitter for saying nigger
>"omg heckin based elon will surely unban me after his takeover! libcucks seething! we did it bros!!!"
>never get unbanned and still worship your globalist master like an NPC cuck
lmao
Never once had a twitter account, but you migrant faggots need to go back already.

[Anonymous No.52964565]

>>52964548
>ah yes, the kike talking point
What talking point faggot? The entire crowd boo'd him off stage and he retreated like a pussy bitch and cried on twitter over it.
Imagine being such a retarded NPC cuck that you accuse anyone else who isn't a globalist worshipping cuck like you of being a kike LMAO
The absolute state of you dumb fucking NPCs

[Anonymous No.52964592]

>>52964565
>What talking point faggot? The entire crowd boo'd him off stage and he retreated like a pussy bitch and cried on twitter over it.

Why is this a big story to you? Why is this a big talking point? I straight up don't understand how your mind works. You really think this is a mega gotcha. Who fucking cares? Lol

I'm the NPC and you think a Daily Beast story about Musk getting booed off some meme ass talk show stage is a story.

You are a literal brainless stooge. An utterly servile, state dependent little nigger.

[Anonymous No.52964600]

>>52963890
Sorry you missed out on Tesla, but while you were engaging in celebrity-gossip tier criticism of this guy, he was making me and others a shit ton of money. It's extremely weird that this is /biz/ yet people here know jack fuck about his businesses but can talk all day about his ego and how petty he is.

Who cares? You have a severe case of woman-brain, you spend all day on social media and your opinions and insights are about on par with what the average reddit user is capable of and only on topics the average goy golem concerns themselves with. You will always be poor, etc etc

>This retard only knows how to make money off the backs of others
That's literally the entire point of /biz/, btw, well done for missing it, I think r/celebdramaforwomen or r/ihaterichpeoplesomuchitmakesmecontinuouslyseethe, would be more your speed

[Anonymous No.52964607]

>>52964600
Tesla's business is carbon credits, not cars.

[Anonymous No.52964616]

>>52964548
>You're free to post all the lefty shite you could possibly want on there.
Except anything that offends Elon personally. You can see him getting pissed at individuals calling him out and then banning them. Again, that's his right, but it's not following the "free speech" "vox populi" shtick he likes to hammer.

Seethe more as his investment continues to go south. It's even impacting Tesla now.

[Anonymous No.52964625]

>>52961916
He really wants to give Twitter to jews

[Anonymous No.52964642]

>>52964600
>he was making me and others a shit ton of money
What's your timeframe on that? YTD is (65.65%)

[Anonymous No.52964645]

>>52964616

You're sheltered and you don't even realize it. Someone got banned for doxxing him (which is illegal on all other sites too, including hecking reddit/facebook etc) and now you're acting like he's policing speech like you faggots did for years. Not even close.

It got so bad that they were starting to go after non-political meme accounts, I just straight up deleted my account after they started mass banning my fav joke follows for being "offensive" and all that other pearl clutching shite you church mom leftist faggots love to attack.

[Anonymous No.52964664]

>>52964592
>Why is this a big story to you?
It's not you dumb faggot. But clearly it set you off since you immediately had to rush to the defense of your globalist puppetmaster after someone called him a faggot on 4chan. Congrats on being a subhuman NPC for the elites.
You'd think on /biz/ we'd be idolizing people like Buffet or Peter Lynch but instead we have you twitter/pol faggot migrants worshipping every dipshit globalist that says something even slightly off colour about trannies and libcucks lmao

[Anonymous No.52964677]

>>52962824
This. He has epstien vibes. He supposedly this supper smart rich guy but there is 0 evidence to support that claim. Elon has "invented" a flame thrower. That's it

[Anonymous No.52964695]

>>52964664

>the exact moment Musk steps out of line and buys Twitter to bust up the leftist trust
>CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, ABC, CBS, NPR, WSJ: HERE'S 20 PEOPLE BOOING ELON MUSK

SO ANON DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE BOOING ELON MUSK???

[Anonymous No.52964720]

>rich billionaire maverick man builds up the lefty Pop Science darlings of Tesla, Boring Company, and SpaceX

WOW THIS GUY IS AWESOME!!

>starts to suggest he wants to bring back free speech to American social media

WOW THIS GUY IS JUST AN EVIL MEAN MANCHILD AUTIST FREAK WEIRDO RICH ASS TYRANT FASCIST LITERALLY HITLER

[Anonymous No.52964777]

>>52964592
He was booed by Dave chapele fans. Aka black people. Aka the dumbest of the Americans knows that Elon is fbi at this point. Elon hasn't helped a single American in his entire life. Not like Mr beast

[Anonymous No.52964785]

>>52964720
It's funny because Tesla has been getting orders for new cars cancelled because of soiboys getting fed up with the heckin Elon saying transphobic and antisemitic things

[Anonymous No.52964788]

>>52964695
>"leftist circles say cancer is bad, therefore cancer is actually great and all us based elonsimp cuckservatives should strive to get cancer!!!"
Why are NPCs so fucking retarded lmao

[Anonymous No.52964853]

What does the Boring Company do? Is that the company that is working on the Hyper Loop?

[Anonymous No.52965110]

>>52961916
He just created himself an excuse to step down as the ceo, are you stupid?

Its all planned

[Anonymous No.52965140]

>>52962811
Nigger heres (((((((you))))))

[Anonymous No.52965143]

>>52964616
nice headcanon

[Anonymous No.52965151]

>>52965110
A $44 billion lose is a lose retard

[Anonymous No.52965163]

>buy twitter making liberals seethe because no more free speech
>get everyone riled up with your antics in short time as CEO
>plan ahead of time to step down, paving the way for some puppet to come in and gain back advertisements
>sell 44bn company for 3tn in 10 years

based

[Anonymous No.52965267]

10000% sure hes gon make his own social network or rename it

he just wants to be a father of Earth and have close family of followers, with total control over who can post what

while ofc manipulating everything

[Anonymous No.52965277]

>>52962668

[Anonymous No.52965292]

>>52965151
How did he lose anything? Him not being ceo doesnt mean he lost his investment retard

[Anonymous No.52965336]

>>52961916
He still owns it, retards. Who cares what figure head he decides to be CEO.

He probably got bored and wants to go back to fucking around with spaceships.

[Anonymous No.52965426]

>>52961916
Elon does stuff to pump/dump stock prices. Every "smart" or "dumb" move he makes is literally just to generate news in a position he already has in the market. I'd do the same if I had the following he has.

[Anonymous No.52965503]

>>52961928
Fpbp, the guy’s a Narcissist but I like him better than these other twittards

[Anonymous No.52966102]

>>52962811
If HTML.dynamic = true then
Post(x)
Else
Post ("does not compute")

[Anonymous No.52966160]

>>52962793
>9000 boomers already made this shitty facebook '''''''''''''joke''''''''''''''
this is why every board is fucked it's full of boomer and chudtards

[Anonymous No.52966479]

>>52966160
>soccerposting
what's it like being poor?

[Anonymous No.52966581]

>>52961916
>>52961928
He wants attention to the fact he is looking for a CEO to take over the mundane duties of running the company. This was a brilliant advertising move in that regard. The whole world knows the Twitter CEO position is open now. The company will be flooded with the best possible applicants nonstop until one is chosen. The survey was a 4D chess move. It worked perfectly.
Also bear in mind Musk didn't buy Twitter to make money. He bought Twitter because fuck you. He absolutely owned the fucking tards that worked. Many of the are now out a job. All the dirty laundry Twitter has is getting exposed to. The shistorm Musk created was worth every dime of his investment. He doesn't give a fuck about the money. He is still one of the richest men in the world.

[Anonymous No.52966596]

>>52966581
>that worked.
*that worked there.

[Anonymous No.52966911]

>>52963968
stop, hes already dead.