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>be american
>get hacked

https://twitter.com/lopp/status/1604599964713328640

>> No.52947645

thats why my coins are 100% on binance account. i trust chinks. not your seed, not your problem. i told you

>> No.52947670

>>52947645
glow more!

>> No.52947679

>>52947633
It's useless unless they know your address

>> No.52947680

>>52947679
no?

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>>52947679

>> No.52947804
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>>52947679
welcome to crypto, there are some great resources on youtube that can explain what blockchain is and how it works

>> No.52947858

>He wrote his recovery words down on a piece of paper
>He took it out with him
>He didn't use a passphrase as a 25th word
I guarantee you there's no more than 200 bucks in there.

>> No.52947867

>>52947858
i made a weird puzzle for mine in multiple languages

>> No.52947873
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>>52947679
It's only useless if they don't know what they're supposed to use it on

>> No.52947876

>>52947858
kek, true

>> No.52947895

>>52947645
>not your seed, not your problem
lmao, based

>> No.52947909

>>52947645
Honestly trusting chinks is safer than Jews or American exchanges like blockfi or gemini

>> No.52947919

>>52947858
>He used a ledger
Probably has some shitcoins too

>> No.52947929

>>52947679
Post your seed. No one knows your address.

>> No.52948014

>>52947633
>hey if you release that bodycam footage you need to censor what's on that page otherwise I might have to sue you for X damages
or
>don't view that page in front of your bodycam it has sensitive financial information on it
that simple

>> No.52948062

>>52947645
Did /biz/ forget all the chink scam projects like waltonchain and ltc in '17

>> No.52948063

>>52947679
>2000 + 22

>People still being this retarded.

>> No.52948072

>>52947633
gonna be interesting when someone empties his wallet and he sues the cop that caused it and the police force. mmmm gonna be interesting.

>> No.52948112

i know from experience that thats not true. i doubt anyone remembers how i accidentily posted my seed phrase on /biz/ and didnt believe people telling me my funds are gone.
once i understood the gravity of my mistake i was able to move half of it but the other was gone. gladly the anon that took it gave it back to me.
man 2020 /biz/ was wild for me. i was also one of the biggest holders of HOGE in its first week of creation, i couldve been rich had i not panic sold

>> No.52948138

>>52948112
>gladly the anon that took it gave it back to me
How much was it?

>> No.52948167

>>52947633
>>52948072
unironically a good idea to make it

>load 200k onto seed phrase
>act shady in public to get searched on record
>keep an eye on public record (or use a frontrunning bot)
>as soon as your seed is leaked, "hack" yourself moving 200k to new wallet
>sue police for 200k loss with cam evidence public
unironically foolproof unless you dox your second wallet

>> No.52948178

>>52948167
(obviously you wouldnt do this more than once or itsobvious, but a risk-free 2x is worth it in minecraft)

>> No.52948229

>>52947633
this is gore

>> No.52948269

>>52947645
>>52947895
kek
based cuck destroyer

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>>52947645
>not your seed, not your problem.
kek have a (You)

>> No.52948288

>>52947867
Mine's fragmented and etched onto 8 hardened steel tablets and scattered across the world like the Dragonballs. I literally have at least one on every continent except antarctica, guarded by very close friends who do not know the existence of the other tablets. One of my friends suspects it's part of a sneed phrase but I have never elaborated.

But that's only for if I have a head injury or dementia. I have 3 different sneeds memorized that I recall daily as part of my meditation routine.

>> No.52948309

>>52948288
kek, how much money is in your wallet for it to be that important?

>> No.52948886

>>52948138
dont remember, anyrhing between 3k to 6k maybe. i could probably look it up but im to lazy.

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>>52947645

>> No.52948984

>>52947633
so how do you prevent this unironically

>> No.52948995

>>52947645
>not your seed, not your problem.
Based PoCCHAD(Proof of Childcare)

>> No.52949007

>>52947645
>not your seed, not your problem
Best advice on /biz/ in months

>> No.52949027

>>52947645
>not your seed, not your problem
fucking kek

>> No.52949030

>>52947633
you know if you are dumb enough to write it down like that at least use a simple cesarean cypher on it, most will give up if it doesnt yield results immediatly
also if you have your real sneed phrase in one of the metal thingies for long term hidden safety storage make sure you have several other sneed phrases lying around in your house so they will not know to continue looking for it if someone breaks in

>> No.52949138

>>52949030
>cesarean cypher

uhhh

>> No.52949176

>>52948112
The anon who gave it back deserved an award, 95% of people are not that honest.

>> No.52949915

>>52948167
>sue police
are you bluepilled af? the court will 100% side with the police. no expectation of privacy, public record, etc, etc. even if it is all bs.

>> No.52949930

sneed

>> No.52949979

Whats a good way to hide your seed phrase?

>> No.52950021

>>52948288
Nice. I did something similar. I set up an old trunk in my attic with a bunch of clues for my kids, kinda like in Goonies. Except I won’t be losing my job or house in the movie, I’ll be divorcing my wife and leaving the kids. It’s half my savings so I hope the kids forgive me for leaving. But it should create some neat memories for them and I made sure to let the retard next door in on it too. Can’t relive the Goonies without a sloth you know.

>> No.52950791

>>52947645
Seed leaked? Yeah in my pants.

>> No.52951108

>>52949979
In a video game save

Like just spelt out with rock blocks in some hidden minecraft cave

>> No.52951142

>>52950791
LOOOOOOOL

>> No.52951915

>>52947633
>Have my phrase on a piece of paper next to my trezor in an unlocked firebox.
I need to upgrade.

>> No.52952322

>>52947645
kek

>> No.52952375

>>52947633
>store your keys in cleartext
>people can read the text
damn, if only there some were some way to keep your keys on you in some sort of coded form...

>> No.52952693

I have a memorized pass phrase so you couldn't even use my seed. In fact, here it is:

tonight assume tube rose mandate finish neither attitude theory cannon smoke stereo defy broom marriage between elder hope heart menu bacon exclude salmon total

Have at it. My pass phrase is long enough to be secure against an attack from a super computer for a year.

>> No.52953269

>>52947645
>not hiding your seedphrase inside a Project Zomboid notebook

>> No.52953341

>>52947645
I unironically feel safer using an exchange to hold my shit