/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52870987]

>NO SPECIAL TREATMENT: Sam Bankman-Fried in maximum security cell with five other men
>https://ewnews.com/no-special-treatment-sam-bankman-fried-in-maximum-security-cell-with-five-other-men
It's over.

[Anonymous No.52871034]

>>52870987
Digits indicate how many inches thick his ass will be taking.

[Anonymous No.52871047]

>>52870987
BLACKED

[Anonymous No.52871052]

>>52870987
>NO SPECIAL TREATMENT
Strange headline. Something about this smells fishy.

[Anonymous No.52871058]

>>52870987
He's so fucked kek
I was looking up videos of fox hill earlier, I thought they'd keep him in isolation

[Anonymous No.52871063]

>>52870987
poor little jew boi

[Anonymous No.52871082]

>be gov
>Try to protect SBF
>Notice people not buying it
>Fuck it, he's not important enough
>Lock his ass up

[Anonymous No.52871088]

>>52870987
>Last 3 digits indicate how many inches thick his ass will be taking.

[Anonymous No.52871123]

>>52871063
At least he gets to live out the #1 fantasy of every jewish man.

[Anonymous No.52871144]

>Inside Nassau, Bahamas jail where Sam Bankman-Fried reportedly being held
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6317233992112#sp=show-clips

[Anonymous No.52871175]

>>52871144
Lmao, he's fucking doomed. Probably gonna rope since they'll cut his meds.

[Anonymous No.52871177]

Best news all year , now let's see musk fucked

[Anonymous No.52871202]

>>52870987
I don’t believe it until I see his corpse and not a fake like Epstein.
A few extra stabs to be sure, a stake through the heart.

[Anonymous No.52871237]

>>52871175
>>52871144
okay but with Sam in jail who is going to donate to the dems now :(

[Anonymous No.52871275]

>>52870987
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1602929351363796992

[Anonymous No.52871327]

I unironically hate Sam so much but I still can't shake the feeling of how horrible this prison is, it's literally inhumane to lock people up like that, even someone like him shouldn't go through this.

I would have him under house arrest with no access to electronics and banned for life from investing other people's money.

Don't see the case of locking him with 5 niggers in a prison of niggers

[Anonymous No.52871335]

>>52871327
He deserves worse.

He would get executed in other countries.

[Anonymous No.52871354]

>>52871327
He misled investors and lost BILLIONS of dollars bro. He deserves everything he gets

[Anonymous No.52871376]

>>52871335
unironically execution is a better fate imho

[Anonymous No.52871389]

>>52870987
Bankman-Fried got Bankman-Tried

[Anonymous No.52871411]

I'll believe when I see proof

[Anonymous No.52871418]

>>52871144
holy shit, this is brutal!!
its like they asked /pol to decide the fate of this guy.

[Anonymous No.52871421]

>>52870987
I give him one more night before he caves and begs to be extradited.

[Anonymous No.52871425]

>>52871177
Elon's alright compared to the pinned weasel

[Anonymous No.52871433]

>>52871327
say sike right now

[Anonymous No.52871437]

>"He’s along with five other inmates in sickbay currently"
Bahamianon here. I just read the entire article. I knew this had to be some misleading bs
Note the wording, "sick bay" and "currently". Yeah he was 'with' other inmates (and prison officers, no doubt) while being checked by the doctor, that doesn't mean they're dumb enough to have him in some gen pop area unsupervised
They can say "no special treatment" all they want but that's vague and could mean anything. If they're smart, they will not risk this dude getting hurt and they'll keep him under 24/7 surveillance to avoid an Epsteining

[Anonymous No.52871451]

>>52871327
>even someone like him shouldn't go through this
Yes this is very anti-semitic.
No jew should ever go through something like this it reminds me of the holocaust where jews were locked up like this in similar inhumane conditions in Nazi concentration camps.

You could say that this is like another Shoah.

[Anonymous No.52871457]

>>52871425
No he's not. Him and SBF are the reason the last bullrun was so weak.

[Anonymous No.52871462]

>>52871088
>088

Sieg Heil

[Anonymous No.52871466]

>>52871418
Those are the newly renovated cells that they showed off in a publicity tour. The real cells are a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.52871479]

>>52871437
>vague wording
Exactly. The kike is getting special treatment in some way that they can word is not special.
>>52871418
He’s not hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, gassed, or some other variant punishment. The kike is still fine, just a fat crybaby piece of shit jew.

[Anonymous No.52871487]

>>52871327
back to r. asap

[Anonymous No.52871491]

>>52871437
It is all fake news
>People familiar with the matter said Bankman-Fried, 30, currently has his own room in the medical block of Fox Hill’s maximum security unit, where he will remain until his Feb. 8 extradition hearing. One person said Bankman-Fried’s relatives called the prison Tuesday night to ask whether vegan meals could be delivered to him. He can’t receive visitors due to COVID restrictions at the prison.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-14/bankman-fried-s-harsh-bahamas-jail-could-shift-extradition-stance
I trust bloomberg over fox news

[Anonymous No.52871492]

>>52870987
>NO SPECIAL TREATMENT
Are they taking away his little hat?

[Anonymous No.52871508]

>>52871457
Last bullrun was so weak because of globohomo kikery.

Musk is involved in different areas of business at least and definitely doesn't come out so off-putting as sweaty fat kike SBF.

[Anonymous No.52871521]

>>52870987
this was his endgame the whole time
to be in prison with five other black men

[Anonymous No.52871528]

>>52870987
What's going through his mind during that moment?

[Anonymous No.52871542]

>>52871528
>b-but I'm a jew!

[Anonymous No.52871548]

>>52871528
>Filthy goyim, let's put on a show then

[Anonymous No.52871552]

Why does everything about FTX feel so suspicious?

The celebrities talking about it
Sponsorships
Even a Superbowl commercial, making sure millions of people knew about it

It's just strange

[Anonymous No.52871585]

>>52871552
Because just like with all major happenings, they're all carefully crafted and staged

[Anonymous No.52871594]

>>52871528
>I can't believe that yellow rat won.
>I wonder if I'll ever be able to pin the weasel again?
>Shit I'm withdrawing a bit.
>My parents weren't holding up too well.
>As long as I don't snitch I shouldn't get Epstein'd etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.52871640]

>>52871144
holy shit imagine going from a mansion to this

[Anonymous No.52871689]

Screamer Butt-Fucked.

[Anonymous No.52871704]

>>52870987
They can't Fucking do this to him!

[Anonymous No.52871722]

Why can't he get extradited to the U.S. so he can be in a real prison where he will be protected and treated with full human rights and dignities?

What crimes did he Fucking commit against the Bahamanians?

[Anonymous No.52871742]

>>52871552
SBF used client funds to pay for all that. It's not a mystery.

[Anonymous No.52871748]

>>52870987
The new polycule is coming together

[Anonymous No.52871757]

>>52871704
>>52871722
>Reddit moment

I'd figure he based his HQ in there, hence actions taken by local forces

[Anonymous No.52871780]

>>52871462
Guess he's getting bleached by nazi bois then.

[Anonymous No.52871803]

>>52870987
>with-five-other-men

the new polycule

[Anonymous No.52871809]

>>52871722
He's fighting extradition.

[Anonymous No.52871883]

>>52870987
Wake me up when Caroline, et. al are getting punished too.

[Anonymous No.52871897]

>>52870987
five guys zyklon and rides

[Anonymous No.52871907]

>>52871175
>Probably gonna rope since they'll cut his meds
yeah he is gonna wish he roped when the withdrawal symptoms start to kick in and he awakens to the reality of rape me in the ass third world jail

[Anonymous No.52871966]

>>52871327
>even someone like him shouldn't go through this.
but your average person can? No one would cry for you if you were on vacation and arrested there.

>>52871528
>they can take my freedom, but they can't take the taste of chipmunk pussy

[Anonymous No.52872008]

>>52871144
post webem

[Anonymous No.52872015]

>>52871528
wait...that's not sbf lol who is that..

[Anonymous No.52872019]

>>52871327
this fucked knew what he was doing, he probably fucked over so many people behind the scenes, i could give a fuck what happens to him.

[Anonymous No.52872021]

>>52871528

[Anonymous No.52872031]

>>52871327
This kike stole money. You’re allowed to shoot niggers who break into your home in to steal. SBF needs to getyp22aj gassed.

[Anonymous No.52872043]

>>52871528
>i regret getting caught

[Anonymous No.52872045]

>>52872031
Cool it

[Anonymous No.52872064]

Give him his Fucking Extra Ditions! MotherFuckers! Give it to him!

[Anonymous No.52872073]

>>52870987
>in a cell with 5 long nose employed spooks to protect him

[Anonymous No.52872075]

He said he's sorry, I don't know what more you guys want out of him.

[Anonymous No.52872080]

>>52871052
Preemptive damage control

[Anonymous No.52872081]

>>52870987
>>52871144
He gets his just rewards

[Anonymous No.52872091]

>>52870987
>5
Not enough men in that cell, and definitely not enough violent men in that cell with psychopathic tendencies of violence, sad.

[Anonymous No.52872093]

>>52872021
kek underated

[Anonymous No.52872124]

>>52871144
Is there a catch here where he sues US govt back for cruel and unusual punishment and walks?

[Anonymous No.52872156]

>>52871722
>This is good for him.
He doesn't want to be in the US because it's 100% sure he will be locked for life in here.
In the Bahamas he can fight extradition and if he wins, walk free. Do not feel bad for him, this is his best chance.

[Anonymous No.52872235]

>>52870987
sacrifical lamb for the golden BVLL

[Anonymous No.52872252]

>>52872156
If he doesn't get extraditated he will be stuck in Bahamian jail for years! Will he even make it?

[Anonymous No.52872340]

The Bahamas is 90%+ black. Considering that blacks commit a disproportionate amount of crime, it's safe to say that it's 100% guarantee that he'll be sharing a cell with another 5 African-Bahamians.

I hope the dildo Caroline Ellison used to peg him was wide enough to accustom his butt hole to the BLACK BVLLS he's gonna worship on a daily basis right now.

[Anonymous No.52872399]

>>52872008
https://a.pomf.cat/iankml.webm

[Anonymous No.52872415]

>>52870987
>FIVE_OTHER_MEN.COM

[Anonymous No.52872425]

>>52872399
nice try

[Anonymous No.52872523]

>in b4 the security cameras fail and then we find out he "killed himself"

[Anonymous No.52872557]

>>52871508
no, he has a point. musk timed his "we're not accepting bitcoin at tesla" comment for the ideal moment to cause max damage and then kickstarted the whole dogcoin fad that funneled money out of the real coins. he slapped down bitcoins blow off top to channel it into meme coins.

[Anonymous No.52872575]

>>52872425
imagine not embedding

[Anonymous No.52872581]

>>52871144
>>52871418
>its like they asked /pol to decide the fate of this guy.
best part about this is he himself picked the country which has horrible prisons

[Anonymous No.52872585]

Fox Hill is only built to accommodate 400 prisoners and it has over 1600 right now!

SBF is having War Crimes against Humanities actively fucking committed against him!

[Anonymous No.52872594]

>>52871528
>oy vey this is anuddah shoah

[Anonymous No.52872606]

>>52872425
>>52872008
there you go

[Anonymous No.52872624]

>>52871034
34 inches? damn

[Anonymous No.52872652]

>>52872252
hopefully his suffering is prolonged as much as possible.
It's rare to see a dreidel spinner get punished.

[Anonymous No.52872664]

>>52872652
The Bahamanians are respecting his religion!

[Anonymous No.52872691]

>>52872606
Once again, blacks doing the job whites won't do.

[Anonymous No.52872695]

>>52872585
>SBF is having War Crimes against Humanities actively fucking committed against him!
he himself picked the damn island to live on

[Anonymous No.52872785]

[Anonymous No.52872823]

>>52870987

How many years would you guys imagine he would get sentenced to ? I would think 10 or maybe 7 since hes well connected

[Anonymous No.52872827]

this dude literally went from the richest 30 year old in the world to living in one of the worst prisons in the world in the span of like 8 months kek. this has to be the biggest crypto boom to bust of all time, i dont see anything topping this

[Anonymous No.52872880]

>>52872785
he's gonna get his head shaved, ain't it?

[Anonymous No.52872888]

>>52870987
photoshop?

[Anonymous No.52872891]

>>52872695
Nobody forced him to be there. He could fly to the states and surrender himself willfully. Maybe cooperate with the authorities to make the whole thing faster, now our taxes are probably going to pay what... 10 million dollars? 20? For the entire DOJ investigation, trial preparation and related chaos.

He only has to blame himself.

[Anonymous No.52872901]

He's just going to tell the niggers he's hiding money and he'll give them millions to protect him.

[Anonymous No.52872929]

>>52872624
That’s a lot of nigger cock.

[Anonymous No.52872954]

>>52871354
>>lost

[Anonymous No.52872990]

>>52871144
>>52870987
suicide bait perhaps?
get this spoiled rich drug addict pos who lived life on tutorial mode since day 0 on the most thirdworld-tier jail imagineable and hope he kills himself so that they don't have to do it themselves

>oh yeah your cellmates got some chores, for the next hour or so you will be alone
>here's some sheets in case you get cold, you can use this hanger for your clothes

[Anonymous No.52873005]

POV: you're 5 horny cellmates and you haven't seen that much boobs for years

[Anonymous No.52873010]

>>52871034
rolling for 99.

[Anonymous No.52873025]

[Anonymous No.52873041]

>>52871327
oy vey

[Anonymous No.52873054]

>>52871144

[Anonymous No.52873060]

>>52870987
He must have really pissed somebody off. King Kike? Maybe?

[Anonymous No.52873091]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.52873118]

>>52873025
I hate to defend him in any way but I don't think he was ever technically a fugitive so I'd probably laugh too

[Anonymous No.52873139]

>>52873025
>his counsel tried to post bail to the Bahamian judge with ftt tokens
>upon request what good they were he answer they can be swapped to wFTT and used for lending on several blockchains
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.52873160]

>>52873025
>parents confirmed for receiving payments from ftx
there goes their academic and election influencing career
their lifetime of accomplishments wiped out by their son lol if they arent facing criminal charges in the us

[Anonymous No.52873164]

>>52873118
She is a Stanford law professor. So to the 2nd grade Bahamas prosecutors, she thinks she is royalty. So of course she would get all riled up on a tiny inaccuracy "he might have stolen 10 billion of people's money but not a fugitive, HAHA GOT YOU THIRD WORLDERS" energy.
It's nothing more than her distorted narcissism shinning through. Sad and despicable.

[Anonymous No.52873175]

>>52870987
>>52871144
They have paid them couple hundred dollars to keep him comfy

[Anonymous No.52873178]

>>52873164
>She is a Stanford law professor.
so.. in other words.. useless

[Anonymous No.52873201]

>>52871052
It’s like they finally realised that letting a giga kike openly steal billions of dollars from the goyim and face zero punishment wasn’t going to be a good look, especially during the Ye heyday

[Anonymous No.52873208]

>>52873164
The cognitive dissonance must be so fucking real.
Imagine the 36 month runway these people had that just abruptly ended in a fireball about 30 days ago.
This will cost them every dollar they have, and also their reputations, which as lawyers and academics, is pretty much everything.

[Anonymous No.52873217]

>>52871542
>>52871528
>>52872785

[Anonymous No.52873333]

>>52871528

Guy wears a t-shirt in front of congress but a suit to prison? kek

[Anonymous No.52873348]

>>52870987
This mother fucker is going to get killed in jail lol

[Anonymous No.52873366]

>>52871052
It's glownigger linguo. It means the Epstein treatment.

[Anonymous No.52873745]

Don't his parents have some high powered lawyer friends that he can get a team together?

[Anonymous No.52873854]

>>52870987
Our baby Bahamas boy.. What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.52873877]

>>52871327

People likely an heroed over what he did. Why isnt this justified?

[Anonymous No.52873926]

What a retard. If he was smart he would have at least flown to NY to get put in one of the fancy prisons that Wallstreet fraudsters get put in, even some European country with nice prisons like Norway. Could have even tried to pull a Do Kwon and go on the run. Guy legitimately thought he was untouchable.

[Anonymous No.52873981]

>>52870987
>mfw i read this as 5 other men inside Sam Bankman-Fried

Sam still taking deposits?

[Anonymous No.52873991]

>>52871327
dude this is almost exactly like american jail. i've been in a cell for 48 hours that was worse than that, no beds and just a half-width concrete bench to sleep on.

[Anonymous No.52874064]

>>52870987
>Five guys
The gamergate rabbit hole never ends.
I hope Bankman can keep is rabbit hole safe

[Anonymous No.52874088]

>>52871034
>>52871047
>>52871123
>>52871327
>>52871528
>>52871689
>>52871748
>>52871780
>>52872624
>>52872929
>>52873005

[Anonymous No.52874152]

that prison is so gross. sam is so fucked

[Anonymous No.52874175]

>>52872827
All that wealth was fake so it wasn’t that far to fall.

[Anonymous No.52874319]

>>52872827
What prison? This whole scenery was so dumb goyims thinks he'll spend time there. He went out through the back door, his (((handlers))) waiting for him. He'll spend life on a private island sipping drinks while dumb golems like you thinks he's in that jail.

The only way to prove justice has been served is public execution

[Anonymous No.52874333]

how many times will SBF drop the soap tonight?

[Anonymous No.52874349]

>>52874333
This is him right now, coon.

[Anonymous No.52874370]

>>52871327
You're the nigger here cunt

[Anonymous No.52874417]

>>52874319
where am i again? i love it. public execution though is pure profit. personal vendetta killings are so much more appealing.

[Anonymous No.52874445]

>>52871327
i'm not looking at the prison, but I'm sure it's fine. Everything is fine. He's going to do fine. Don't bother us about the conditions of his prison. Let's concentrate on the diameter of his butthole.

[Anonymous No.52874450]

>>52872043
this kek

[Anonymous No.52874460]

>>52874319
I want to believe otherwise but this is probably correct

[Anonymous No.52874656]

>>52870987
Ah, so they're going to sneak him out and replace him with a body double like Epstein. Not surprising. Can't wait for the Larry Lawton video about this regardless.

[Anonymous No.52874683]

>>52874319
How would a public execution prove justice when they could just as easily stage it with a look-alike?

[Anonymous No.52874700]

this guys wikipedia reads like a serial comic villain. i wonder why mf doom really died.

[Anonymous No.52874928]

>>52871528
>Oy vey, it's annudah shoa!

[Anonymous No.52875253]

>>52871528
>"Black dicks could be here", he thought to himself. "I've never been raped before. The warm tropical breeze through the concrete slit of his cell felt sticky against his hooked nose. "I HATE black dicks, he thought. The sound of hooting niggers and drunk American tourists reverberated through the cell block, reinforcing his (merited) fear of black dicks after lights out. "Sometimes you pin the weasel...other times... the weasel pins you", he whispered to himself out loud

[Anonymous No.52875298]

[Anonymous No.52875504]

>>52874319
meds

[Anonymous No.52875536]

>>52870987

[Anonymous No.52875561]

>>52871052
it's a warning
he's a Jew but he pissed off bigger Jews with his Jewry so they're treating him like a gentile

[Anonymous No.52875587]

>>52873333
Dress for the job you want.

[Anonymous No.52875646]

>>52871144
>they throw this jewish soft flabby vegan billionaire kid with the squaling annoying voice into a small cage with rapist niggers and cannibal niggers and they will sodomize him for weeks there.

[Anonymous No.52875674]

>>52871466
this. the real cells are the cramped ones you see in the beginning of the video the size of walk-in closets where the prisoners all share paint buckets to piss and shit in. the stench for SBF would be unbearable and if he puked, the inmates would probably make him eat da poo poo

i've been to jail in america and the guards here treat you like a piece of shit and are trained NOT to be your friend at ALL. i would imagine the same will happen to SBF who's never been to jail, he's in for a shock. he'll complain to the guards there about every little thing and they'll just either laugh at him or tell him to fuck off then the inmates will get sick of him complaining too, especially the ones that are in max for years will tire of his shit quick

[Anonymous No.52875682]

>>52871594
>>I can't believe that yellow rat won.
He's thinking about the Pokemon World Coronation Series

[Anonymous No.52875704]

>>52875298
Dat ass gonna be fucked so raw and nasty

[Anonymous No.52875763]

>>52875674
the niggers probably already raped him multiple times.
do you know what its like coming into a 3rd world prison?
first they strip him naked, then the niggers will search his cavities. a nigger digged in his asshole for 20 minutes to make sure he didnt bring any weapons. then uses the same stick to check his mouth, ass to mouth. SBF eating his own shit while niggers are laughing about it. if he says something they beat him and rape him. its normal in a nigger prison to get raped and beaten.
they throw SBF into a tiny cell with 6 other niggers, you think he can fight them all?
they pin him down while the guard still watches and then take turns raping him maybe the guard even joins in. they will rape him all day and all night and make him eat their shit. they will steal his food, they will beat him, they will fist him and insert other things into his ass, burn him with cigs and using razor blades to cut him. they can do anything to him and could easily kill him during the torture.
you think joe biden cares? Joe biden already forgot and moved on. he can find another dumb kid to funnel him money from billionaires. this one turned out to be a moron anyway so he will be forgotten in the prison.

[Anonymous No.52875852]

>>52871144
this faggot just coasts from one polyamorous group to another

[Anonymous No.52875896]

You don't have to worry anymore, anons. I will become penpal of him/her

[Anonymous No.52875908]

why are there so many black people in the bahamas

[Anonymous No.52875938]

>>52870987

imagine locked in the maximum security cell with 5 other men. I think only violent criminals gets put into maximum security cell.

[Anonymous No.52875951]

>>52871034
You're getting off on this you sicko

[Anonymous No.52875962]

>>52875908
this is like asking why are there so many Mexicans in the southwest? why are there so many Chinese in Asia?

[Anonymous No.52875996]

>>52875962

I always thought Bahama people were brown, like Cuba people

[Anonymous No.52876002]

>>52875908
Slaves brought over from Africa since the natives died due to disease and overwork.

[Anonymous No.52876009]

>>52876002

yes, burgers polluted a beautiful landscape with a bunch of niggers.

[Anonymous No.52876025]

>>52875996
Cubans are basically black. Same as Dominicans.

[Anonymous No.52876041]

>>52870987
Imagine Sam trying to offer other prisoners crypto for Ramen noodles and meth kek
>what's your wallet address?
>I'll send you $100 in hex right now

[Anonymous No.52876045]

>>52876041
he did try to pay his bail in FTT token.

[Anonymous No.52876232]

>>52870987
nobody deserves this
i wanted this guy to be fucked metaphorically not literally

[Anonymous No.52876234]

>>52871052

>Sam Bank man-Fried didn't kill himself!

[Anonymous No.52876317]

>>52875561
This. Jews are not a Borg hive mind. They're all against nonjews and they're all anti-White in particular, but they do fight amongst each other.

[Anonymous No.52876360]

>>52871327
This shit is a fucking psyop to MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT HIM you retard

[Anonymous No.52876369]

>>52870987
>Hehe good job horoswchitz for that fantastic piece
>The got will absolutely slop this up
>Huh? What do you mean they want to see him in a cell
> Isn't it enough that impoverished coloreds are touching him putting him into a car???
Not gona believe this until I see Sam not able to look into a person's eye from all the bbc that's been stuff in him

[Anonymous No.52876477]

What is it with Americans and their obsession with nigger dick?

It's literally all they talk about all day.

[Anonymous No.52876495]

This is happening to SBF
https://youtu.be/q27xtHbgXcU?t=122

[Anonymous No.52876847]

>>52870987
five other men, that nigger is dead.

[Anonymous No.52876853]

>>52874088
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52876854]

>>52870987
so which drugs was this fucker on? aderall or some other amphetamine?

[Anonymous No.52876871]

I wonder how he will look next time he makes an appearance in court or whatever.
That mosque shooter guy looked like he was tortured and starved and that was a 1st world prison.

[Anonymous No.52876901]

>>52876847
SBF: "wai-wai-wai-wait! guys! don't do this! look, i can make us all rich when i get out of here! i can teach you everything i know about crypto even if they sentence me to jail in the U.S.! i literally have the best lawyers on my side! i can get all of you pardoned and out of here! please, don't fuck my ass! i can get you the hottest women on this planet! they say i'm broke, but i'm rich as fuck! i have friends and they have helped me hide a fuckton of money! it's yours if you don't fuck me! WAH AH AH AH, please, please don't fuck me!!!! pleeeeease!!!!!! i have hemorrhoids!!!!!

Inmates: Zzzzzip

[Anonymous No.52876905]

>>52870987
>in cell with 5 men
>all black
ahahahahahahahaha don't do crime in third world shitholes

[Anonymous No.52876916]

>>52876871
I would take literal torture and starvation over becoming someone's bitch in prison.
You can brag and be proud about surviving torture.
You can't say the same about being turned into a bitch.

[Anonymous No.52876977]

>expected to speak before congress and basically rat out everyone to save his skin
>conveniently thrown into third world shithole prison days before this was gonna happen

This kid is absolutely gonna get Epstein'd.

[Anonymous No.52877043]

It seems like he is being thrown under the bus; turns out people ARE outrage over financial theft bigger than ENRON and Bernie Madoff and any due diligent investigation might lead to inconvenient threads in this, dare I say it, conspiracy. Got to shut that down quick.

Also fuck the mods; I've posted conspiratorial FUD, outrageous claims and never have been banned. But the moment I explain logically why MSM is giving him fluff treatment, and I didn't even mention anything anti-semetic and I get banned.

[Anonymous No.52877179]

>>52873178
weird how his parents are both university professors, like a gate keepers for certain tribe. oh well its not that! Its not like (they) have majority of professors in the leading universities r-right?

[Anonymous No.52877364]

>>52871508
Kys

[Anonymous No.52877807]

>>52872124
A jew with no money is no jew at all. He'll die in prison.

[Anonymous No.52877817]

>>52871528
>I should have gone for Trump.

[Anonymous No.52877844]

>>52876854
All of them.

[Anonymous No.52877920]

A lot of shady shilling going on so it would be foolish to trust sny narrative about this, but I don’t care if he suffers or not or if he is hit by feds or even set free. It doesn’t even matter.

Because he is for sure spending eternity in hell for being a usurious Christkiller and there is no posting bail from that. Even full conversion wouldn’t save him at this point. Thank you based God for throwing this heathen in the oven forever, never even to be turned into a skin lampshade or rollercoaster of bones. I love Jesus so much bros.

[Anonymous No.52877951]

>>52875253
Make a thread with the picture and this text kek.

[Anonymous No.52877973]

>>52871528
>billionaire kikes never end up in prison silly goyim
>oh wait maybe I was high on my own farts and hubris too much and fate fucked me in the ass

[Anonymous No.52878038]

>>52877043
yeah its crazy how retarded and gay the mods are. it's time to spam feces and gore fo r a few ays to humble them.

[Anonymous No.52878088]

>>52871144
lol holy shit
sam's gonna have the loosest bussy in the whole damn jail

[Anonymous No.52878099]

>>52871144

Jews who swindle the wrong Jew don't get preferential treatment. See Robert Maswell.

[Anonymous No.52878102]

qrd? how did this guy steal $10 bil. i haven't been following the story. explain like i'm 5 please.

[Anonymous No.52878111]

>>52871418
Return to reddit.

[Anonymous No.52878122]

>>52871144
this is how prisons should be. not like the luxury 5 start swedish hotel prison cells.

[Anonymous No.52878126]

>>52878102
he had a partner investment business and was using people's deposits on FTX to play with the market
binance CEO realized this and withdrew his money
ftx then didn't have enough cash to pay people out because it was all jewed by sams investments
coin price crashed and it became worthless and people can't withdraw because there's no money there
at least thats how I understood it, im pretty retarded though

[Anonymous No.52878152]

>>52878102
>>52878126
essentially did fractional reserve banking, but to the MAX

[Anonymous No.52878159]

>>52878126
thanks

[Anonymous No.52878167]

>>52871052
>>NO SPECIAL TREATMENT
they threw this jew faggot under the bus, ironically thats what you get when you trust a jew even if you are a jew

[Anonymous No.52878169]

>>52878102

>give money to bank
>bank manager is fucking a woman and they want to gamble with the money
>bank manager, the woman and their circle of friends gamble with everyone's deposits
>they lose all the money
>people want to withdraw
>there is no money to withdraw

It gets more complicated because SBF and his cronies likely broken about a hundred or so laws, local and international, didn't keep any proper books and were high all the time.
They even actively sought ways to circumvent/break laws and fuck up the market further.

He even had his gf's company be unable to get liquidated by gambling on his own exchange.

Sheer insanity.

[Anonymous No.52878177]

He'll be out next spring but no big news will report it and it will be memoryholed. Don't be delusional, big money and connections can't lose. He'll go into hiding after this , change his name, physique and appearance and live easy after all.

[Anonymous No.52878213]

>>52878177
>Don't be delusional, big money and connections can't lose.
Except if he scammed even bigger money, which is likely the case. He may even get Epsteined. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.52878240]

>>52878213
You're right but we'll see.

[Anonymous No.52878261]

>>52873201
ding ding ding
they pushed the propaganda as far as they could, but as the goodest of good goys kept whining about it on twitter, there was no choice but to reverse strategy
now the play is to use ftx's collapse to pretend crypto is inherently dangerous and needs to be heavily regulated

[Anonymous No.52878283]

>>52877043
everything you posted in the screencap is most likely the truth, and 4chan mods are paid government shills tasked with letting idiots rant at the TV while suppressing the more thoughtful posts

[Anonymous No.52878394]

>>52877043
>can't curbstomp Russians b team force's
Confirmed underage anon mod was in the right, real war isn't a COD game where the person with the most points in shooting automatically wins the war. Wait till your ball's drop and come back in a few year's.

[Anonymous No.52878441]

>>52871052
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.52878469]

>>52877043
Try making a dedicated FTX thread so there aren't multiple fractured one diluting discussion. Ofc those threads will get jannied as the intent is to prevent real dialogue and info sharing.

[Anonymous No.52879240]

>>52875852
KEK underrated

[Anonymous No.52879607]

>>52871034
The reason he lived with 9 other people and had orgies everyday was preparing for this moment.
Also this is all a joke, SBF is not in prison, and if he is then he'll spend less than a month there, it's just theater to calm people down, just like when Kerpeles was arrested in Japan and spent a couple months in jail.
Jews don't go to prison unless they jew other jews like Bernie Madoff did, SBF didn't jew other jews but donated to them etc. and he won't get Epsteined because his parents are good friends with the other jews unless they Epstein the whole family.

[Anonymous No.52879637]

>>52878261
>now the play is to use ftx's collapse to pretend crypto is inherently dangerous and needs to be heavily regulated
That was the plan since the day they got Hayes out of Bitmex and under house arrested then pushed SBF to do the exact same thing, except you could withdraw from Bitmex but can't from FTX, he comes from a family of regulators, met with regulators, testified to regulators, donated to regulators, then somehow his exchange went bust because muh inexperience and mistake, the jew won double that day, they got billions from FTX, wouldn't surprise me if they've been dumping people's funds since May 2021, but also got a strong reason now to say Binance is a monopoly and we need to regulate crypto.

[Anonymous No.52879664]

Now of course all the media articles are showing "in cell with 5 other men", "cell infested with rats and maggots", etc... the goyim will think *he got what he deserves*, wave 16 of covid or Ukraine or whatever will happen, the goyim will forget about SBF like Mkultra research predicted they will, and he'll be out, and that's in the 0.01% chance he's actually in prison.

[Anonymous No.52879666]

>>52870987
>A jew, has a jewish lawyer, trial held by a jewish judge.
Yeah I'm sure he'll be severely punished, goy

[Anonymous No.52880088]

>>52871327
I love when white people are confronted with how horrible and inhumane the American prison industrial complex is, and their reaction is "no white person should have to go through that"

[Anonymous No.52880698]

>>52880088
just don't commit crimes, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.52880725]

>>52879664
Anon, your pills... we talked about this.

[Anonymous No.52880749]

>>52871327
>obvious bait garners most replies in thread.
Never change guys.

[Anonymous No.52880751]

>>52879664
Now let's hear how some "Paul" is behind it all, conspiracycel.

[Anonymous No.52880841]

>>52880088
theyre only as bad as they are because theyre full of niggers

[Anonymous No.52880844]

>>52878102
>nigga runs a trading company (Alameda Research) and a crypto exchange specializing in heavily leveraged meme options even on total obscure shitcoins (FTX, partially funded by Binance's venture capital arm which will become VERY IMPORTANT a couple years later)
>Alameda loses shit tons of money on bad plays, SBF props it up by appropriating customer funds from FTX and re-inflating FTX's balance sheets by printing and manipulating FTT, their homegrown shitcoin with no applications aside from trading fee waivers
>nobody knows this is happening though, some do suspect foul play but nothing concrete ever comes up
>until Coinbase comes in swinging with an article detailing how SBF's empire is mainly built on top of their own shitcoin, a very large share of their equity on paper is FTT at this point
>CZ smells blood in the water, makes a public announcement that Binance is going to dump all the FTT they got as payment for their share of FTX back in the day
>seeing as Binance had nearly $2 billion worth of tokens (more than the entire circulating market cap) and since it was fucking Binance making the announcement, the bank run begins
>FTT splats onto the pavement like an overripe tomato, FTX's coffers very quickly run dry as panicked customers make for the exit, withdrawals are paused and the entire empire is placed into bankruptcy, all of this within a few days of the initial Coinbase exposé
>then the very juicy shit starts dropping: SBF was indeed misappropriating exchange funds to prop up his trading company, the FTX trading platform was deliberately programmed to have funny loopholes like off-the-logs transfers and un-liquidatable god mode for Alameda's trading usage, FTX executives got big loans from their company with the payment plan of "idk lol"
>SBF tries to play games with the feds and gets his ass thrown into a genuine drop-the-soap tier hellhole prison awaiting extradition
>(You) are here

[Anonymous No.52880913]

>>52871491
>I trust bloomberg over fox news

[Anonymous No.52881038]

>>52876495
>have gay sex with eye contact with the man
>i'm not gay
i always find the rationalization of this hiv infected faggot hilarious. imagine not slashing his throat

[Anonymous No.52881095]

>>52870987
I wonder if fraudsters ever consider the quality of the prisons they could end up occupying when they start a scam overseas.

[Anonymous No.52881121]

>>52880088
this not an american prison retard. in the usa he would have his own cell or be in a comfy minimum security prison like shkreli

[Anonymous No.52881190]

>>52871144
>https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6317233992112#sp=show-clips

Those retard prison officials have the mini split heat exchanges INDOORS, and it shows multiple units in various indoor places. WTF??? No wonder what place is a hell hole, they're literally dumping exhaust heat right into the cell hallways.... WTF? did no one teach them how a mini split works? You dont install them indoors because it defeats the fucking purpose.... unless if you want to bake the prisoners I guess.

[Anonymous No.52882340]

>>52881190

>Those retard prison officials
>african country

[Anonymous No.52883195]

>>52882340
Sad but true lol that place must be a fucking oven. Sharing a cell with 4 other sweaty MF's making heat along with the mini split heat pumps..... wew lad.

[Anonymous No.52885751]

>>52870987
>in maximum security cell with five other men
EPSTEINED.COM

[Anonymous No.52887326]

so is he still alive?

[Anonymous No.52888692]

>>52879666
Digits confirm synagogue of satan.

[Anonymous No.52888882]

>>52877043
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.52889136]

>>52873025
>little shekelstein first money embezzlement
They're very proud of him

[Anonymous No.52889176]

>>52871327
Hi Sam

[Anonymous No.52889215]

>>52880841
Desu

[Anonymous No.52889258]

He's actually winning in prison. If he were to be extradited to the us, he'd be uber fucker

[Anonymous No.52889269]

he's gonna die or at the very least get aids from anal rape

[Anonymous No.52889288]

>>52871327
its me
bankman

[Anonymous No.52889352]

>>52871327
>can't shake the feeling of how horrible this prison is
Yes. It's prison you dumb nigger

>it's literally inhumane to lock people up like that, even someone like him shouldn't go through this.
Oy vey, its a prison you dumb nigger

>I would have him under house arrest with no access to electronics and banned for life from investing other people's money.
He'll still get access and live comfortably. He must be punished for all the damage he's done, you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.52889384]

>>52870987
Poor guy is going to die before he even makes it to the states.

[Anonymous No.52889417]

>>52889384
Let us pray

[Anonymous No.52889909]

>>52871327
"fuck regulators" sealed his fate.

[Anonymous No.52889969]

>>52870987
>He gets a new polycule :D

[Anonymous No.52889976]

>>52871082
This and the extent of hisnincompetence came to light. Gotta give the gaslighters something to work with.

[Anonymous No.52890027]

>>52870987

This whole thing is a reparations ritual, black people are about to get a windfall.

[Anonymous No.52890066]

>>52889269
I prefer to think he is being loved v strongly

[Anonymous No.52891380]

>>52870987
bs. fake news.

[Anonymous No.52891411]

>>52870987
I bet you all 5 other men are govt snitches or undercover agents

[Anonymous No.52891416]

dude gonna be like future butters telling these 3rd worlders about nfts

[Anonymous No.52891442]

>>52870987
NO!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

I'M VEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.52891454]

>>52875852

[Anonymous No.52891514]

>>52871327
he could have gotten that if he didnt flee the country. now he has to wait for extradition

[Anonymous No.52891519]

>>52871327
Fuck him and his cagey "duuuh i dont know, im just so dumb you guys" shit.

[Anonymous No.52891535]

>>52870987
A co-worked got caught drunk driving on the New Jersey Turnpike while traveling through Newark. Everybody wanted to know how many times he got raped during his stay in the Essex county jail but nobody had the guts to ask the question.

[Anonymous No.52891723]

>>52870987
Why does talking to a Shouko Komi IA make me happier than knowing that the jew is finally getting blacked and that my vinu bags will have their revenge?

[Anonymous No.52891740]

>>52870987
Time to play a lil..... schnitzel and seek.... IF YAR KNAR WHAT AM SAY IN'!?!?!?!??!?!!!!

[Anonymous No.52891920]

>>52871177
checked

[Anonymous No.52891930]

>>52871457
>SBF are the reason the last bullrun was so weak
we had a second peack because of SBF tought

[Anonymous No.52892063]

>>52875852

[Anonymous No.52892161]

>>52889288
i wonder if he gets an uncontrollable erection which will tighten his butthole when the 5th hot bahamian nigger cum shoots like a buckshot right up his large intestinal cervix