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52865275 No.52865275 [Reply] [Original]

What is your extraordinary skill?

>> No.52865320

>>52865275
Sex and lying

>> No.52865322

To fart every single morning right after I wake up

>> No.52865372

driving a forklift at amazon

>> No.52865385
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52865385

>>52865275
I can tell every member of Twice apart

>> No.52865387

>>52865275
Get your thunder thighs off my couch.

>> No.52865392

>>52865385
which one is dubu. She's my favourite.

>> No.52865394

>>52865275
i poop every 4 days

>> No.52865412

>>52865275
I'm extraordinarily average in every single metric and thing I do.

>> No.52865424
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52865424

>>52865275
Eating pussy. Can't tell you how many ladies have said they've never cum from oral then soak my face and hour later. I've even had their friends hitting on me after they spent a night with me. I am the clit king.

>> No.52865425

>>52865392
Dahyun is upper right

>> No.52865439

banging
all women I've slept with love my cock and the motion in the ocean

>> No.52865440

>>52865275
I'm black and I've consistently posted on 4chan for over 16 years

>> No.52865441

>>52865320
Bankman…

>> No.52865459

>>52865425
thank you, she looks very different from when I last listened to TWICE years ago, she had work done?

>> No.52865461

>>52865440
N

>> No.52865462

>>52865424
NGMI

>> No.52865466

>>52865275
I can fast for extended periods of time

>> No.52865490

>>52865424
Any man can eat a pussy most just don’t degrade themselves like that

>> No.52865521
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>>52865490
>>52865462
This is why you'll die alone and sad.

>> No.52865536

>>52865424
kek anon i

>> No.52865538

>>52865490
>degrade themselves
by eating pussy? c'mon man

>> No.52865548

>>52865538
>>52865521
Keep degrading yourselves muppets

>> No.52865552

>>52865275
Used to be drawing, but now that's not extraordinary anymore.

>> No.52865564

>>52865538
>by eating pussy
you trigger a reaction in the female subconscious that causes them to think less of you because you submitted to them.
it's simp behavior

>> No.52865580

>>52865521
Enjoy your HPV throat cancer

>> No.52865591

>>52865275
I can talk using eructation instead of phonation. I have some limitations but I can pronounce up to 4 syllables in a single burp.

>> No.52865602

>>52865466
checked
nice

>> No.52865609
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52865609

I make chuds and libtards seethe online. I’m also pretty funny.

>> No.52865618

>>52865490
>>52865462
>>52865548
Are you niggers serious? Jesus christ.

>> No.52865640

>>52865275
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

>> No.52865645

>>52865275
Doing too many things and never excelling at one

>> No.52865655

>>52865424
>an hour later

Yikes

>> No.52865666

>>52865618
Sad. Another muppet enters the thread

>> No.52865698

>>52865618
I'm not gay but I have more respect for a guy that sucked dick than one that ate pussy

>> No.52865700

I improvise music and play most instruments with grace. I tune by ear too.

How to profit from this?

>> No.52865725

>>52865536
>>52865548
>>52865580
>>52865655
You can just say you're gay and move on.

>> No.52865755

>>52865655
Well you don't just dive right in, you gotta work the whole body anon, she wants the experience to last. Women's orgasms are different than ours, we're sprinters, they're triathlons.

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>>52865700
what genre?
if jazz, get gigs in the fed circuit. if not, become a session musician or start a band.
t. played for a few heads of state, and probably over 100 other major politicians

>> No.52865806

>>52865275
to support neither Israel or Palestine

>> No.52865811
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>>52865275
i have extrasensory perception and can speak to God

>> No.52865829

>>52865424
just make her cum with your fingers. aint putting no hpv-induced cancer in my throat

>> No.52865837

>>52865275
I don't have one

>> No.52865838

>>52865829
Don't sleep with sluts anon, it's that simple.

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>>52865275
I'm very perceptive and can notice things.

>> No.52865899

>>52865275
Causing small children to run away in fear just by looking at me.

>> No.52865911

Knowing exactly which token to buy so I fucking make it. Hint, it's bit.

>> No.52865918

>>52865871
Why do I feel like those dots want to extend me a loan at an irrationally high interest rate?

>> No.52865938
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52865938

being very lucky at stumbling directly on the solution to any problem almost right away

everything from pc hardware problems, to vehicle issues, programming bugs, the puzzle someone is stuck on, whatever
i walk away looking like a genius but i have no fucking clue and i just gotta hope it keeps working out like this forever or i'm fucked

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>> No.52866015

>>52865275
Enormous sexual stamina. Last time I made her come 9 times in the timespan of 2 hours.

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>>52865440

>> No.52866336

>>52865698
Same anon

>> No.52866352

I'm extraordinary racist.

>> No.52866424

>>52865548
>>52865564
what about eating ass?

>> No.52866460

>>52866424
I eat ass at everything I attempt

>> No.52866540
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>>52865564
there's nothing submissive about making a girl squeal and moan under you, fag

>> No.52866587

>>52865275

I can talk to god.

>> No.52866673

>>52866352
I kneel

>> No.52866718

>>52865320
Underrated

>> No.52866778

>>52866587
>I can talk to god.
Hi, God here. Can you start taking your meds.
Your conversations are annoying as fuck.

>> No.52867079

>>52866778
Off by one. Damn...

>> No.52867086

>>52865424
it takes 10 minutes at most to make a women cum with her clit

>> No.52867133

>>52865275
I have the extraordinary ability of being hit on by black women. It's almost inexplicable. It happens even when I'm out with my fiancée, who is Russian. Idk what brings them to me.

>> No.52867154

>there are anons itt that unironically believe that women do weird subconscious mental gymnastics that make them think worse of you if you eat pussy
i have literally never ever seen bigger cope for being a rampaging cock guzzling faggot in denial in my life
you guys really need to stop spending so much time on incel forums

>> No.52867170

>>52867154
>caring about what an object feels/think
>not beta
anon....

>> No.52867225

>>52867086
Read >>52865755