/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52790990]

Free edition

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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52788235

[Anonymous No.52791016]

Dropped my SGMD bags, after over a year and a half of dead weight. I lost 1k and was able to get back 200 dollars. I’m going out to celebrate at the craps table

[Anonymous No.52791023]

Why is shitcoin pumping

[Anonymous No.52791031]

> OIL


KEK BAGGGIEEEEEES , +26% again thanks oil trannies

[Anonymous No.52791032]

>>52790990
Hard Mode

[Anonymous No.52791040]

>>52791023
someone needs to provide exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.52791058]

damn this was supposed to stay pumped until close and then dump for bad PPI in the morning my strategy has been bamboozled by this reversal

guess im staying cash gang until next week

[Anonymous No.52791072]

So, PPI tomorrow, low or high? Looks like earlier this year Truflation was tracking PPI pretty closely but they've since diverged.

[Anonymous No.52791082]

I wonder why these movements happen. Did one fund's target profit for the day get hit and they sell 1 billion shares?

It just gaps down instantly and then doesn't move at all after that.

[Anonymous No.52791091]

SMG is moving so slow. I think the faggot anons have finally capitulated. Bottom will soon be in.

[Anonymous No.52791101]

>>52791072
yes

[Anonymous No.52791109]

>>52791072
Low. Well below expectations.

[Anonymous No.52791122]

>>52789834
I regret ever mentioning DRV because it shorts XLRE, which is far too haphazard. Just the top 5 holdings (~40% of the weight) mean you're simultaneously betting against PLD (warehouses), AMT and CCI (wireless infrastructure), EQIX (data centers), and PSA (storage units).

It's not really a bet against office space nor is it a bet against houses.

[Anonymous No.52791131]

WTF is up with BILI, it just keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.52791144]

>>52791072
I still can't believe retards used Truflation shit unironically.

[Anonymous No.52791145]

>>52791091
Kek , everyone got heemed i guess.
Mumus went long at 4100 and got wiped out and bobos shorted at 3500 thinking it will go to 3200

[Anonymous No.52791170]

>>52791145
I'm only invested in Oats (Mar 23)

[Anonymous No.52791187]

>>52791091
i stopped gambling on options and only dca voo and will probably add some jepi to the mix

[Anonymous No.52791190]

>>52791145
im still up 100% even with multiple horrible trades thanks to meta's dump on earnings

this ppi/cpi/fomc is my last gamble of the year, and i might not even touch it depending on how things go

[Anonymous No.52791203]

>>52791144
Truflation is literally a scam distributing a token for some reason, they're dumping on LINK bagholders

[Anonymous No.52791207]

>>52791091
Nothing but crabs here...

[Anonymous No.52791211]

Welp that's it elon musk is a confirmed sexist. Time to short TSLA.

[Anonymous No.52791222]

>>52791211
>only 57%
not high enough

[Anonymous No.52791226]

Sold a stock a month ago thinking it was gonna go nowhere, and now it's suddenly up 100+% while everything else is down.

i feel so much pain right now. i'll be patient next time

[Anonymous No.52791231]

>>52791016
Look on the bright side: now you've got a story where you lost money on shares bought for $0.00.

[Anonymous No.52791236]

>>52791211
>>52791222
if you're getting sued either way go big or go home

[Anonymous No.52791249]

>>52791211
isnt that assuming twatter started with 50/50 distribution? They obviously had more "women" to begin with since its woke as fuck.

[Anonymous No.52791251]

>>52791211
Kek that is not a disproportionate or disparaging gap. Especially if there were more female employees. He also said he's cutting those who can't code

[Anonymous No.52791252]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52791261]

That SPY double top on the day looks beautiful

[Anonymous No.52791271]

>>52791016
>$0.00 average per share
>still loses money
LMFAO based /smg/ professional

[Anonymous No.52791273]

Buy YANG $12.03
fade China rally

[Anonymous No.52791274]

>>52791023
shitcoin leads stocks after a bottom is in

[Anonymous No.52791281]

>>52791261
lookin like bat-bart without a right cheek

[Anonymous No.52791300]

>>52791226
such is life
I got SGD at .45 and sold at .63
now it's 3.36

[Anonymous No.52791345]

I'd like to formally apologize

[Anonymous No.52791357]

i will never financially recover my TQQQ

[Anonymous No.52791360]

i did big christmas clean of the house. now i can only sip beer and bath and long spy

spy bullish, oil temporary bullish, usd/jpy still bearish as yen getting stronger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsHuFjM2bBQ

[Anonymous No.52791367]

>scam pump before inflation data
you guys do remember what happened last time right

[Anonymous No.52791381]

The bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.52791383]

>>52791211
wtf i love tesla now

[Anonymous No.52791386]

>>52791203
Exactly. And plus it was created a year ago and has no backtested data. Impossible to be used as a macro indicator.

[Anonymous No.52791394]

>>52791357
you the anon that wanted to buy some last thread or another lost soul?

[Anonymous No.52791402]

Hey quick question. Why the actual fuck are we seeing historic volatility AND highs in the Put/Call ratio without any downside momentum? Why is it mostly happening at noon? Who is blowing out the market over lunch?

[Anonymous No.52791403]

>>52791360
I'm also long SPY and SOXL
What kind of beer?

[Anonymous No.52791415]

>>52791367
yeah but... maybe thats what they want us to think

[Anonymous No.52791428]

>>52791402
Anything to do with the addition of Tuesday Thursday options?

[Anonymous No.52791431]

>>52791402
Cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.52791454]

SOUR HOUR (please)

[Anonymous No.52791461]

>>52791345
Did you really think stoners could put together a business or?...

[Anonymous No.52791479]

>>52791461
CEO seems like more of a coke guy so I thought it'd work

[Anonymous No.52791492]

>>52791454
Best I can do is an XLE and XLU dump.

[Anonymous No.52791493]

>>52791454
Nope, shower hour

[Anonymous No.52791504]

What would Trump have done?

[Anonymous No.52791506]

>>52791454
Not this day, bobo.
>>52791479
>prefers coke over pepsi
Ha, awful taste.
>>52791493
Just about!

[Anonymous No.52791509]

>SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.52791528]

>>52791479
Fair enough, but that's still like putting an alcoholic in charge of a tobacco company. Personally I'd want a God-fearing Iowa farmer who's only in it for the agriculture.

[Anonymous No.52791530]

>>52791506
pepsi is bubbly airy garbage, nitro was an interesting experiment though

[Anonymous No.52791544]

>>52791504
Give the ruskies their arms dealer for the original copy of the PeePee tape

[Anonymous No.52791550]

This is a tense boring market. Things are hanging on the precipice of a short signal but it's not happening yet. Maybe next week.

[Anonymous No.52791558]

Crabchads won....

[Anonymous No.52791584]

>>52791509

[Anonymous No.52791585]

>>52791403
lagers i like. ipas sometimes good too or stouts. apas not so much. european lagers and japanese lagers are best, american cheap lagers taste totally different but
americans do have good high end breweries too most of them are run by germans. in usa the barley is good quality because of weather conditions

famous three house craft beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4XnfRriJ4

asahi is one of the largest breweries in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2C1JsP13YA

[Anonymous No.52791590]

>>52791558
I can't believe no one's taken the ticker CRAB. Just make some bullshit ETF that sells strangles or shorts VIX. Maybe throw 10% into some actual crab fisheries.

[Anonymous No.52791594]

>>52791360
What’s the way to play oil right now?

[Anonymous No.52791609]

>>52791590
It would go well with my SHMP

[Anonymous No.52791664]

Why did nvidia pop off today?

[Anonymous No.52791668]

>>52791544
>implying anyone would care about piss play in Weimerica
Lol Trump is kind of a bozo, but you people are absolutely delusional.
>>52791585
Asahi is really good. Nice choice.
Have you tried pic related? You may like it
>>52791594
I'd be the bottom for oil is either in, or very close to being in.

[Anonymous No.52791684]

>>52791558
or did they?

[Anonymous No.52791696]

I'm going to start putting $500 a month into something what should i put it in?

[Anonymous No.52791706]

>Hacker News: "Nobody uses Oracle anymore, it's just a legacy database"

Oracle:

[Anonymous No.52791710]

>>52791696
SPY

[Anonymous No.52791715]

>>52791211
There are no laws that say companies have to have 50/50 ratio of men and women. Musk would only be in trouble if he only fires people based on gender.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52791718]

>>52791668
Moosehead fucking rules.

[Anonymous No.52791720]

>>52791696
idk I've never considered doing that

[Anonymous No.52791726]

i hate the crab so fucking much

[Anonymous No.52791731]

>>52791696
My pocket

[Anonymous No.52791741]

Canadian retard here. Pls suggest growth etfs for my childrens registered education savings plan (RESP). With my research i would split between VGRO, TEC, VFV, ETHE. Is it a good strategy?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52791745]

>>52791668
asahi is the national beer of canada

[Anonymous No.52791747]

Digits = 4300 EOY

[Anonymous No.52791756]

>>52791726

[Anonymous No.52791758]

>>52791747
digits = 3000 EOY

[Anonymous No.52791765]

>>52791741
Fellow retard. I went 100% UPRO

[Anonymous No.52791767]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING POWERHOUR

[Anonymous No.52791773]

>"resistance"

[Anonymous No.52791776]

is it over?

[Anonymous No.52791783]

>>52791731
I'm done buying your short dated options Mr. Shekelstein

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52791790]

>>52791776
Do you not see the double top, mumu?

Those aren't bull horns. It's a double top. Sour hour incoming as well as a mega dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52791791]

>>52791765
Are u canadian? I thought u couldnt have usd stocks in a resp?

[Anonymous No.52791793]

>>52791741
make 10 million and buy a new zealand citizenship

[Anonymous No.52791798]

Does the dot plot get released at the same time as JPow speech? I want to long the speech and short the dot plot.

[Anonymous No.52791815]

wtf is this pool is closed shit spamming up the catalog?

[Anonymous No.52791816]

>>52791696
>>52791710
Live a little - UPRO

[Anonymous No.52791817]

>>52791791
Well I have a questrade resp account, why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.52791818]

bros. I had my interview earlier and it went amazing, and they're moving forward to the next one. but when I asked why the position needed to be filled immediately the guy got really serious and told me the last guy passed away suddenly last month. I'm starting to think I"m going to get cursed if I take this job

[Anonymous No.52791828]

>>52791402
It's happening mostly at noon because that's when Robinhood automatically closes options potions.

[Anonymous No.52791836]

>>52791815
>looking at other threads in the catalog
ngmi

[Anonymous No.52791837]

>>52791818
>passed away suddenly
that
means
its
working

[Anonymous No.52791838]

>>52791818
is it in the army?

[Anonymous No.52791839]

>>52791818
What job is it?
Curses are a nothingburger either way

[Anonymous No.52791845]

>>52791402
Shhhhh.
>>52791818
That depends. Did you get the blotshot?

[Anonymous No.52791850]

>>52791790
>TA
any good news will blow TA out of the water

[Anonymous No.52791852]

>>52791816
I bought that at the top in my roth in january.

[Anonymous No.52791853]

>>52791718
Yep, it does.
>>52791741
XIU, VGRO, XQQ (if you can hold that in a RESP)
>>52791815
Link staking (crypto currency)
>t. was around for the ICO

[Anonymous No.52791854]

>>52791817
Why not chose a cad equivalent so u dont get fucked by conversion fees? There are plenty sp500 etfs in TSE

[Anonymous No.52791861]

>>52791828
>when Robinhood automatically closes options potions

[Anonymous No.52791864]

>>52791852
Well if you DCA like you should, then you'd buy some now in December and more this January and more in February and...

[Anonymous No.52791876]

>>52791839
its a security analyst position. IT stuff

[Anonymous No.52791883]

>>52791853
LINK holders can't cash out for a year now kek

[Anonymous No.52791886]

>>52791818
Based vaxx openings.

[Anonymous No.52791899]

>>52791876
Oh.Well as long as you dont leak anything except your pants nothing gonna happen,What did they ask you anyway? basic stupid questions?

[Anonymous No.52791906]

>>52791883
What's the incentive for staking?

[Anonymous No.52791911]

>>52791876
what certs you got dog

[Anonymous No.52791912]

>>52791837
>>52791845
>>52791886
based knowers

[Anonymous No.52791917]

>>52791899
it was just the screener interview so its typically just stuff about what tech you're used to working with just to make sure you're not an idiot before they move forward with the real interviews

[Anonymous No.52791920]

>>52791664
>Two (2) cans of Sprite with breakfast

[Anonymous No.52791931]

>>52791911
SEC+
NET+
CYSA+
Cloud+
AWS certfied cloud practitioner
currently working on aws solutions architect.


if you get solutions architect you can get cloud security jobs that pay like 100k+

[Anonymous No.52791936]

>>52791906
Yield and airdrops*
*(I think)

[Anonymous No.52791938]

>>52791854
Ok, what's the equivalent? Or wht other options do I have? I basically want to go SPY but something more. Started with VGRO

[Anonymous No.52791957]

>>52791668
havent tried moosehead. ill look up for it in beer store

[Anonymous No.52791959]

>>52791917
Just getting started then,sounds good so far.make sure you dont sperg out and be the profile the company is looking for,job will be yours if you keep it simple

[Anonymous No.52791958]

>>52791876
i do security engineering
it's a lucrative job that is always in demand of high skill workers
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.52791962]

>>52791664
why do these fat fucks always have a scraggly and stringy beard

[Anonymous No.52791973]

>>52791931
thanks, i was going to get an MBA but they require clotshot even for online courses so now I need to figure something else out and security certifications so i can work from home (on a beach in the south pacific) is my new plan

[Anonymous No.52791979]

>>52791828
What?
Who would use such a broker or are those 0dte

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52791988]

i'm rolling my calls out and leaving them open

[Anonymous No.52791990]

>>52791973
>they require clotshot even for online courses

[Anonymous No.52791991]

>>52791958
based. You're a bit more senior than me then. currently working on my cloud solutions architect so I can do cloud security engineering stuff.

>>52791973
>vaccine even for online courses.
christ thats dumb. hoping this stuff blows off after a few more years

[Anonymous No.52791996]

>>52791973
>but they require clotshot even for online courses

[Anonymous No.52791998]

>>52791957
> ill look up for it in beer store
you sound like an alien trying to fit in with humans.
heres a tip, we say "look out for" and we dont have a beer store, we have liquor stores. on our planet you can also buy beer at a grocery store. now tell me how many vaginas your alien women have

[Anonymous No.52792000]

Haven't made a trade in months thinking of buying some SPXS for the bad data we'll get tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52792002]

>>52791988
>i'm rolling my calls out and leaving them open
you didnt sell at 397?
you absolute madman
>>52791990
liberal states are gestapo

[Anonymous No.52792004]

Better see a -3% tomorrow after PPI

[Anonymous No.52792015]

>>52791991
yeah cloud security engineering seems to always have a shortage of people. in one more year i can get my CISSP and hopefully start making huge money around 200K TC

[Anonymous No.52792031]

>>52792000
>>52792004
why do you think PPI will be bad?

[Anonymous No.52792034]

>>52791998
>we dont have a beer store
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.52792042]

>>52792015
>CISSP
its such a pain in the ass you have to have 4-5 years under your belt just to actually get the cert. although I guess it really is a gatekeeping cert of sorts to prove you have experience

[Anonymous No.52792049]

>>52792042
definitely a pain but if you have it on your resume you'll get interviews and recruiters hunting you non stop.

[Anonymous No.52792059]

PPI should be lower because oil has been lower.

[Anonymous No.52792071]

anyone know how to do some MS on an mgm credit card?
>charge shit on cc so I can earn rewards
>somehow convert shit back to cash to payoff statement

[Anonymous No.52792072]

>>52791998
beer stores have good selection of beers and liquor stores have booze and wine. like some grocery stores have great beer special selection

[Anonymous No.52792075]

>>52792059
Good news is good news and bad news is good news.

No matter what it is we are going higher.

[Anonymous No.52792076]

>>52792059
PPI will be low alright. Terrifyingly low. Bad news will be bad news, panicking markets even more.

[Anonymous No.52792077]

>>52792059
Agreed, it fell for the entirety of November.

[Anonymous No.52792080]

>>52792059
fingers crossed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52792085]

>>52791998
>how many vaginas your alien women have
1 but it goes sideways, or it's so blurry you can't even see it

[Anonymous No.52792089]

>>52791381
kek haven't seen that other lael poster in some time
Wonder if the month long bear rally caused him to lose his mind

[Anonymous No.52792102]

>>52792089
Huh? There were two of you?

[Anonymous No.52792104]

>>52792089
A lot of people roped. I think that buy puts now went bust on FTSE puts.

[Anonymous No.52792122]

>>52792072
hmmm yes and the grocery store sells grocerys, dont they. i could eat a grocery with my beer from the beer store.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52792124]

>>52792104
jay's face looks like he's a have to choke a bitch

[Anonymous No.52792141]

>>52792122
probably want some sauce on your grocery
sauce store should be nearby your living space

[Anonymous No.52792151]

>>52792122
Lainposter's a fucking bot, man, I can tell. Watch.

>>52792072
Hey, Lainposter, say nigger.

[Anonymous No.52792157]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52792163]

>>52792151
Lainposter is globohomo faggot ass nigger jewkraine cock gobbler

[Anonymous No.52792170]

>>52792151
It's kinda funny how we're training the bots with every shitpost here.

[Anonymous No.52792175]

>>52792034
how come you got those but weed is sold by anybody?

[Anonymous No.52792179]

I filled my belly with ginger cookies. It didn't make the stingy feeling in my chest go away. Also, why is USD shitting the bed so much? Like wtf, all of my savings are in this shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.52792182]

where can i find a churning thread?
I need to figure out how to purchase a gift card with a cc, then turn that into cash to deposit

[Anonymous No.52792186]

>>52792170
jokes on them
i'm shitpost really poorly
bot gonna be fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52792193]

>>52792141
AHA! ALIEN! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A SAUCE STORE

[Anonymous No.52792204]

>>52792175
Stupid dumb rules and a Province that's addicted to the revenue the beer monopoly brings. Also in Ontario, the province controls distribution and pricing through the OCS, but anyone can pretty much set up a store front. Believe it or not the LCBO is actually pretty competitive on pricing and they are the biggest single source purchaser of alcohol in the world.

[Anonymous No.52792211]

>>52792175
These are in Canada...

[Anonymous No.52792213]

>>52792193
nearby your living space there is no sauce store?
you must be one of those eurocucks from the 3rd worlds
sorry for your losses

[Anonymous No.52792214]

>>52792204
>the province controls distribution and pricing
of cannabis*

[Anonymous No.52792224]

>>52792211
Modern architecture is abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.52792228]

my inverse momentum into ppi plan has hit a snag with this ultracrabbing and now im playing psychologist with myself to figure out how to inverse my own self and its not fun
guess Ill just sit this one out lads, good luck out there

[Anonymous No.52792230]

How probable is it that Opec is going for another round of production reduction in the wake of the sanctions on Russian oil and it being Russias best bet to crash the oil market.
I feel like buying more calls on nrgd and drip. stop me

[Anonymous No.52792243]

>>52792230
>catposter
Go ahead,buy those calls

[Anonymous No.52792246]

>>52791767
It’s green

[Anonymous No.52792260]

We have a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.52792273]

i'm addicted to selling 0dte and 1dte calls

[Anonymous No.52792278]

>>52792260
wtf are you talking about? its only a few % back down :)

[Anonymous No.52792282]

>>52792243
shoooo

[Anonymous No.52792297]

Tommorow is PPI which will be down a good bit. The meltup continues as bobo seethes.

[Anonymous No.52792306]

>TLT pullbacks are -.25%
>TLT green days are +6% over a few days
Everything is fine though nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.52792322]

>>52792230
Doubtful. I mean, the entire meme in the E&P space over the past couple years has been shellshock from the 2010s and the negative price in 2020. That's ingrained capital discipline that makes Western companies a hard target.

Plus they've explicitly stated that 80-90 on Brent is their target range. Would they really have said that and scrapped it just a couple months later?

[Anonymous No.52792336]

I closed my shitcoin long. I think a nice little santa rally is in the cards after next week but for now I'm done for the week.
That was quite the pump.

[Anonymous No.52792343]

/DINGDINGDING'd/ yet again

[Anonymous No.52792348]

>>52792306
God damn it why didnt I buy.

Let me know when Vix is below 20 again and I’ll buy a put.

[Anonymous No.52792347]

>>52792204
>the LCBO is actually pretty competitive on pricing
Bro you can get a bottle of Lidl gin in Germany for like $8 CDN

[Anonymous No.52792359]

>>52792343
Hey fren
Fuck carvana

[Anonymous No.52792366]

>that last min green candle

[Anonymous No.52792369]

damn, my adopted cat has cancer. shes got like a year to live.

[Anonymous No.52792375]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>52792369
Be gentle with that beat up used pussy anon!

[queefcollector69420 No.52792382]

>>52791998
the druid space lazers r gonna heem ur bumbus now son

[Anonymous No.52792395]

>>52792375
+$182.41(+0.87%)

[Anonymous No.52792407]

>>52792322
Circumstances have changed. If western sanctions are going to target supply lines with their 60 dollar meme and punishing insurer and shipping companies, Russia would have the power to drive the sanctions ad absurdum by crashing the price ramping up production. This would put opec in a bad position as they need the cashflow. There last reductions were pussyfooting, they dont seem to have much room, but they could be forced, which could make them pressure the west to let go of the sanctions.
Question is could Russia pull it off long enough as they would also suffer from a falling oil price

[Anonymous No.52792410]

>>52792375
>-6.59% after daily inflation

[Anonymous No.52792411]

>>52792347
Sorry, my bad, I should have said before the tax. Something like 60%+ of the price is tax. And the Province is addicted to it and won't give it up.

[Anonymous No.52792412]

Anyone feel like 2023 is going to be an awful year where its just slow painful dumps and long crabs? I can see them deleveraging the system by just letting people have pockets of hope rather then some capitulation moments? I dont see things going up for a long long time and it wipe out the holders, the cash is trashers, the greedy shorters all at once.

[Anonymous No.52792429]

>>52792407
>Russia would have the power to drive the sanctions ad absurdum by crashing the price ramping up production.
I thought Russia was already pumping flat out, with production slowly declining due to the sanctions/lack of help from the Western majors?

[Anonymous No.52792435]

>>52792412
So long as there is activity I'm happy, everything else is a bonus.

[Anonymous No.52792451]

>>52792375
My oats investment went down $5 (unrealised), but I made some other minor gains that gave me +0.85 (realised).

[Anonymous No.52792459]

psst i got the PPI numbers.

[Anonymous No.52792460]

>>52792412
Just buy gold then. I for one are bullish for 2023. It's not going to be another 2021 though.

[Anonymous No.52792466]

>>52792412
Falling prices means increased earnings. The 2020 run up had nothing to do with stimulus or interest rates, we have a booming economy.

[Anonymous No.52792468]

>>52792375
+1.90% on my 401k since 2018

[Anonymous No.52792477]

>>52792429
production is still far below 2020 levels and I dont really buy the line with the sanctions on dual use goods and tech. If there is a demand the market will have an offer. Just might take some time

[Anonymous No.52792480]

>>52792459
How much you want for a quick peekaboo?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52792486]

>>52792369
Arent everyones cats adopted cats?

I mean its not like you gave birth to the thing, right?

[Anonymous No.52792489]

>>52792412
>another low volatility regime like 2016-2018, but to the downside
that would shatter the dreams of many a happeningfag

[Anonymous No.52792503]

>>52790990
Let me know if I'm missing something, but shcd and other dividened funds seem to be doing as good if not slightly better than other etfs, and has dividends in addition to that. It's the overall superior choice if you are playing it safe for the long term?
I'm somewhat young at 26 and most people say dividends are mostly for people close to retirement. Am I doing it wrong if I just buy shcd

[Anonymous No.52792518]

>>52792459
Ha ha, you said peepee

[queefcollector69420 No.52792520]

>>52792486

i identify as a cat who gives birth to cats. GO DIRECTLY TO THE JAIL FOR RACIST.

[Anonymous No.52792526]

>>52792480
i need primo tendies. Im talking popeyes, southern spices, lard fried

[Anonymous No.52792539]

>went from being down like 2k to up 1000 I'm 3 days
Wtf is this market

[Anonymous No.52792549]

>>52792489
i've been telling you niggers
SLOW DOWNWARD CRAB
there will be no black swans, just a long drawn out bear market where no one wins
particularly not bobo because every bear market rally he will get margin called
it's effectively max pain but with the entire market instead of SP500 options

[Anonymous No.52792569]

>>52792503
They'll still lose money in the coming collapse, but not as much money as AMZN or NVDA.
bonds if you looking for super safe, dividend stocks if you want to buy a crowded trade at the top

[Anonymous No.52792573]

What if shareholders just demanded companies lay off workers and stop hiring to make Jerome cut rates? Personally I've been mass applying to jobs with a resume that explains why they should take their job posting down to stop inflation. If more people did this we could end the bear market and have a 2nd 2020 golden bull run.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52792579]

>>52792369
I had a cat that caught the ass cancer. Fucking vet wanted me to give him oral injections of laxatives and painkillers. I take him home, dude wasn't having any of that. I just said fuck that and brought him back to the vet and had them euthanize the poor dude the next morning.

[queefcollector69420 No.52792594]

>>52792573

if you add another part telling them how to raise their kids you will get hired for sure

[Anonymous No.52792598]

>>52792579
i can pay 1.5k to have her foot amputated and she can live another 3 years at most. dont know how much that is worth it. animals lives are fleeting.

[Anonymous No.52792600]

FUCKING DOCU SERSIOULY REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.52792619]

>>52792503
The Boglehead/buy-the-whole-market/efficient market hypothesis argument is that, yeah, in a given month or quarter or year you may have hot stocks or sectors or factors. For 2022 that might be dividend plays that SCHD is tilted towards. But as everyone cottons on to that idea and those "good companies" are bid up in price by managers seeking superior returns, the yields drop, future returns are brought forward, and you see relative underperformance going forward.

And if you think "well, then SCHD will shift to better stocks, they're smart", you might see underperformance as the old SCHD algorithm keeps ticking along through 2023 but the guys who actually set it up leave to, say, Fidelity, and some Fidelity fund kicks its ass in 2024.

[Anonymous No.52792633]

SOXL still pumping AH

[Anonymous No.52792643]

baggot if we get a dump tomorrow on bad ppi im personally blaming you for convincing me to sit out

[queefcollector69420 No.52792650]

>>52792598
I have some heavy shears from home depot that can cut 3/4" PVC. $20.

[Anonymous No.52792661]

I think we dump even with lower PPI and all the mumus will seethe wondering why

[Anonymous No.52792662]

>>52792633
all i want for christmas is to own soxl and have it pump 10-15% in one day like ive seen it do a thousand times when i didnt own any.

[Anonymous No.52792682]

>>52792661
And why do you think that, Mr. Crack Delusions?

[Anonymous No.52792689]

>all of /smg/ thinks MMs are going to max pain retail during a financial crisis
Yes if we had a liquidity crunch I'm sure they'd prop the market so your single SPY Feb23 300p can't make money. Is this what years of being mindbroken does to you?

[Anonymous No.52792695]

>>52792661
Bobos last night thought we'd dump with higher jobless numbers and lo and behold, they were wrong again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52792702]

>>52792598
It's your call bro, your cat. I mean my cat had already went from being close to 30 pounds down to like 10 or something, and probably wasn't going to survive the surgery anyway. He was uncomfortable and in a lot of pain. Situation sucked and my only regret was not recognizing something was wrong sooner. Putting him out of his misery was the right thing to do, tough, but it would have been selfish to make him have to go through all of that for what?

[Anonymous No.52792711]

>only down by like 0.65%
TMF is pretty nice

[Anonymous No.52792720]

>>52792375
+ fo hunnidt fiddy%, im bout that chop

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52792731]

>>52792661
This is exactly what will happen.

The meme lines win.

[Anonymous No.52792738]

What stock would you recommend for someone who has dementia?

[Anonymous No.52792741]

>>52792695
nobody said that. The consensus was green crab day on good (elevated) jobless numbers

[Anonymous No.52792742]

YANGbros how much longer are we going to bleed?

[Anonymous No.52792751]

wtf is NVDA doing

Is this because of chat-GPT3?

[Anonymous No.52792753]

>>52792569
>the coming collapse
Uh
>>52792619
So the weakness is that SHCD isn't as flexible and you will lose on potential gains, while a fidelity ETF is manually managed and more quickly adaptable to changes in the market?

[Anonymous No.52792756]

>>52792598
Don't.
I did a similar thing and the quality of life for the little guy just wasnt worth it, he had complications and I had to put him down a year later.

[Anonymous No.52792769]

>>52792742
>yang

[Anonymous No.52792774]

>>52792741
yes they did, I was there.

[Anonymous No.52792782]

>>52792774
link to the posts

[Anonymous No.52792791]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.52792798]

>>52792738
Spend your time trying to find ways to buy LUKOY, and then repeat the process.
yw

[Anonymous No.52792817]

>>52792791

[Anonymous No.52792820]

>>52792753
SCHD or some hypothetical Fidelity ETF are arbitrary. The key point is that if you don't buy SPY (or VTI or some other total market fund), you're picking stocks. And any stock picking has the drawback that other people figure it out and arbitrage away your gainz.

[Anonymous No.52792822]

>>52792798
thanks, I wrote it down

[Anonymous No.52792826]

>>52792503
the idea of living off of monthly dividends only works if you have $1m+ invested in the first place. when you are just starting off you are much better off starting with etfs or index funds. if you want to really grow wealth you will have to really concentrate in a sector rather than diversifying.

[Anonymous No.52792832]

>>52792782
You go look for them yourself, I can see the posts clearly in my mind because I was there.

[Anonymous No.52792836]

>>52792375
RED
RED
RED
$200 GONE

[Anonymous No.52792845]

>>52792832
forecasts were posted, consensus agreement was elevated jobless leads to crabby green day

[Anonymous No.52792854]

>>52792791
>A) There is no debt ceiling, numbers go on infinitum and self control died 60 years ago.

[Anonymous No.52792860]

>>52792791
>>52792817
Deficit's at about 8.5% of GDP per year btw.

Luke Groman talks a lot about this vulnerability but tl;dr this coming recession might fuck bonds because increased deficit spending reaches the breaking point where it overwhelms the flight to safety bid.

[Anonymous No.52792861]

>>52792826
Well this assumes that indices keep going up. If we enter eternal crab market like in europe, then divvies are a valid investment I think.

[Anonymous No.52792870]

Docusign good earnings.
lululemon getting heemed AH, -10% after slightly beating earnings, weak guidance.
broadcom slight beat, +30% AH
CHEWY broke even, up 1% AH
Costco slight miss. Last quarter was super hot, now its a boring stock again.

[Anonymous No.52792880]

>>52792845
Bobos claimed we'd dump on jobless number increases because they dont understand bad news is good news.

[Anonymous No.52792892]

>>52792870
>10% after slightly beating
>>52792870
>slight beat, +30% AH
i hate the stock market

[Anonymous No.52792893]

>>52792870
>lululemon getting heemed AH, -10% after slightly beating earnings, weak guidance.
Hoeflation cooling?

[Anonymous No.52792906]

>>52792375
/cashgang/ and waiting for the next thing. It's closer to a short than long here.
Work gave me basket of consumer goods in recognition of being here 15 years. Hey that's great can i have a promotion and raise? No. :(

[Anonymous No.52792907]

>>52792880
bear bots claim we dump everyday no matter what thats why the majority of the thread is always filtered. Maybe I get a better look at the data by filtering the retardation

[Anonymous No.52792915]

>>52792870
>broadcom slight beat, +30% AH
ahem
+3%

[Anonymous No.52792924]

>>52792892
I have dementia and even I had mental capacity to check it myself. It's 3% up, not 30

[Anonymous No.52792944]

>>52792870
>lululemon getting heemed AH, -10% after slightly beating earnings, weak guidance.
I'm not sure how to interpret weak sales on athletic slutwear

[Anonymous No.52792981]

Isn't it weird that Intel wiped out 7 years of gains? If it wasn't for dividends, investors would be left with nothing. Anyway, I'm a buyer here (along with LUKOY).

[Anonymous No.52792984]

>>52792944
>lululemon
what in the holy fuck
374$ a share
market cap of 47.752Billion ! what the holy fuck

why didnt any of you shill puts on this today, 3500 profit per put

[Anonymous No.52792999]

>>52791211
>be woman
>be useless HR drones or middle manager
>get purged when it's time to cut the fat
>REEEEEEEEE Sexist pig Melon Musk is targetting women
kek

[Anonymous No.52793020]

>>52792981
If you like it at $28 you'll love it at $20.

[Anonymous No.52793044]

I got a retarded idea
Short all of those stocks:
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=fa_debteq_o0.5,fa_epsyoy_neg,fa_ltdebteq_o0.8,fa_pe_o50,sh_avgvol_o200,ta_perf2_26wup&ft=3

All of them have dwindling earnings, lots of debt and went in price over the last 6 month..

>>52793020
I'd prefer if it stayed above $28 from now on Sir.

[Anonymous No.52793045]

Red pill me on JEPI

[Anonymous No.52793046]

bullish

[Anonymous No.52793070]

>>52793046
Shit... the laws of physics are going to stop working?
We're fucked

[Anonymous No.52793075]

>>52793046
Bobos don't understand that a sacrifice is needed

[Anonymous No.52793084]

>>52793044
charts dont look that bad

[Anonymous No.52793085]

>>52793046
2023 recession energy desu

[Anonymous No.52793087]

>>52792860
>japan 240%

[Anonymous No.52793091]

>>52793045
They took over sponsoring /smg/ ever since David Soxl spent his advertising budget on coke and hookers.

[Anonymous No.52793094]

>>52793046
That because blackrock is going to basically ftx their customers.

[Anonymous No.52793102]

>>52793084
Well that's the point, you want to short when it's still up right? That's why I added a filter to find only those which are positive in the last half year.

[Anonymous No.52793109]

>>52793087
Imagine if the Fed's hands were tied so we literally could not raise rates beyond what keeps the 10 year at 0.25%. Nippon's autistically diligent saving is the only thing keeping them from total collapse.

[Anonymous No.52793128]

>>52793102
From a TA perspective BSY, CTOA, RYAN, yes
SHLS. LLY, CWST, no
DXCM, ORA, maybe

[Anonymous No.52793141]

I've been away from /smg/ for the last 4 months. After checking some threads is it safe to say that the 'Rocker' and 'scoopsies' bullshit is over with? Anything else happen? Is burp anon still around? Lum is still alive with soxl slaves, SPYkids and oil barons as well seems things have returned to usual

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52793163]

>>52793128
dxcm is a great short right now because during the recession everybody is going to get fired and lose their health insurance, so they won't be able to afford to go to the doctors.

[Anonymous No.52793166]

>recession won't happen it's TOO obvious

[Anonymous No.52793188]

>>52793166
>no year
you had one job

[Anonymous No.52793195]

>>52793141
all those people are still around
i haven't seen picrel in awhile though

[Anonymous No.52793199]

>the bottom is in, everyone knows it

>>52793188
Oh it's 2001, why the fuck didn't they have the year

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52793200]

>>52793166
>economists usually define a recession as two consecutive quarters of contraction in the gross domestic product.
yeah this article goes right into the trash

[Anonymous No.52793216]

>>52793141
The latest news I heard was that they finally got it on & moved in together. They are in love & looking to adopt & groom their first child soon. Hopefully the experience will finally make them responsible citizens.

[Anonymous No.52793217]

XOM NIGGAS why can't we stop winning?

https://youtu.be/rEfX2LkZW3k

[Anonymous No.52793219]

>Can’t invest in ETFs because of the passive investment bubble
>Can’t pick individual stocks if I want to match market performance
I guess I’ll fuck off to treasuries

[Anonymous No.52793221]

>>52793199
NASDAQ stock were down 70 from ATH by that point by the way

[Anonymous No.52793224]

>>52793195
>i haven't seen picrel in awhile though
he was ridiculously wrong like 3 days in a row and i think he removed the name field in shame

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52793225]

>>52793166
9878 dow jones industrial average? what the fuck? When was this written?

[Anonymous No.52793249]

>>52792412
2022 is the year of the slow and painful crab anon. You are in it right now. 2023 is going to be the year of the actual crash that will dwarf all previous ones.

[Anonymous No.52793250]

>>52793224
yeah, i expected him to pop up again for oct-nov and claim we were melting up
maybe he did and i missed it though

[Anonymous No.52793251]

>>52793199
>eight interest rate cuts

[Anonymous No.52793254]

>>52793046
They're speaking a dump into manifestation to cover their own deep shorts.

[Anonymous No.52793266]

>>52793219
there is always leveraged forex

[Anonymous No.52793270]

>>52793221
and fell another 40% after that. but geez nasdaq really fell so much faster than the SPY. I think there's much more overlap today

[Anonymous No.52793271]

>>52793221
And it still kept dropping kek

>>52793225
2001, kinda feels the same today not going to lie. Except now we have contrarian traders being the loudest saying it'll never happen

[Anonymous No.52793272]

how exactly does yinn/yang jump multiple points the exact second the market opens?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52793283]

>>52793249
>dwarf
I hope I can get a midget spinner slam pig for half a can of spam,

[Anonymous No.52793299]

>>52793251
Now we're fucking hiking into a recession instead of cutting kek

[Anonymous No.52793300]

>>52793266
I’m not brave enough for forex

[Anonymous No.52793303]

>>52793219
>Can’t pick individual stocks if I want to match market performance
Take the Lynchpill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

[Anonymous No.52793308]

I just need silver to dip and SQQQ to go up so I can cash out physical PSLV. Nothing inside of the traditional financial system will be safe.

[Anonymous No.52793309]

>>52793219
>not agricultural futures
buy Oats

[Anonymous No.52793315]

>>52793299
we aren't in a recession, chud
stop being so antisemitic
seriously though, Q3 GDP had positive growth

[Anonymous No.52793325]

>>52793271
If we end up redoing the dot com bubble/recession, we are going to make the Great Recession and depression look like a joke around 2027

[Anonymous No.52793326]

>>52793308
If you're that concerned about economic collapse, beans and bic lighters will be worth more than any shiny rock

[Anonymous No.52793329]

>No early bake
The solstice bull run is on.

[Anonymous No.52793352]

>>52793315
Keyword into, not saying we're in one even though GDP has been propped up by defense spending because le Ukraine

[Anonymous No.52793359]

>>52793300
Ah, just set stop losses take profits and follow your strategy and its just another ticker

[Anonymous No.52793376]

New

>>52793367
>>52793367

[Anonymous No.52793387]

>>52793329
Yeah 3 letter agencies are celebrating an anniversary of US Entering World War II today. Only interns like me left in the office.

[Anonymous No.52793487]

>>52791962
Covers the double chin

[Anonymous No.52793521]

>>52792822
you can buy some from me if we go to russia i think

[Anonymous No.52793585]

>>52793521
Yeah I know this shop I think, are you from NY too?

[Anonymous No.52793644]

>>52793326
Beans and canned whole kernel corn (which together form a complete protein).

[Anonymous No.52793762]

>>52793326
Yeah and someone will just kill you and take them.