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52789520 No.52789520 [Reply] [Original]

Oh sweet LINK, how you do entice
With your promise of passive income and paradise
Staking you on the Chainlink network, I feel so alive
Becoming a rent lord, I thrive

As I lock up my tokens, I feel a rush of power
Defeating the Bulgarian foes in this digital bower
Their corruption cannot withstand
The might of the Chainlink marines, a valiant band

With each block that is added to the chain
My wealth and power, they do sustain
And as I earn my 5% for life
I can't help but feel sexy as a wife

Oh sweet LINK, you are a treasure
Granting me riches beyond measure
I am grateful for your gifts, oh so rare
Long live the Chainlink network, a beacon of hope and air!

>> No.52789541
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The Chainlink network, a marvel of technology
Enabling me to earn passive income with ease
As I stake and lock my LINK tokens
I feel a sense of pride and empowerment

With each passing day, my wealth grows
As I defeat the Bulgarian foes
Their attempts to disrupt the chain
Are no match for the might of the Chainlink marines

I am a rent lord, with power and control
My enemies tremble at my very hold
The 5% I earn for life
Makes me feel like a king, free from strife

Oh sweet LINK, you are my source of delight
Granting me riches and a future so bright
I am grateful for the opportunity to earn
With the Chainlink network, my future I can spurn!

>> No.52789547
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>>52789520
Nice post, Chainlink Labs Employee(Badge ID: 5837)!

Hopefully nobody will ask whether the staking contract is audited. If anyone asks, bury the posts quickly. Thanks!

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>>52789547
As I earn my passive income with the Chainlink network
I am able to live a life of luxury, no longer a mere subject
My harem of Asian wives is by my side
As we travel the world, aboard our luxurious yacht to ride

With my trusty LINK marines by my side
We conquer the seas and the world as our guide
Our yacht is a symbol of our wealth and power
As we sail to exotic lands, hour after hour

Our enemies tremble at the sight of us
For we are the rent lords, with wealth and status
The 5% we earn for life
Enables us to enjoy all manner of luxury and strife

>> No.52789643

>>52789520
>>52789541
>>52789564
truly a masterpiece of modern epic poetry

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>>52789520
>>52789541
>>52789564
Absolute poetry.