/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52762296]

I got religious this summer, I was raised a catholic but I been giving Judaism a shot and ever since money keeps coming to me. First the state sent me a check for a few grand for some time I took off work to get sober last year, then my employer sent me a check because there was a discrepancy in my paternity leave I took in February, then I got a job offer for double my salary and took it as well as a signing bonus, then I got contacted by a lawyer about a car crash I got in 2020 and there was a settlement with the insurance company so they sent me a check, it even goes as far as winning raffles and scratchers. I won an $800 pot this week with two tickets at a Christmas raffle at the church. I'm pretty sure God wants me to have money cuz it's getting to the point I'm getting tired of all the checks I receive in the mail. Im going to select one shitcoin to turn over to yahwehs hands cuz he'll 40x it for me (40 cuz God likes that number its in the Bible alot)

Pic related I been praying to jew God since this summer and I keep getting gains

[Anonymous No.52762345]

>>52762296
Based and Hashem-pilled.

[Anonymous No.52762493]

>>52762296
>God
>not G_d
you're never going to make it as a jew

[Anonymous No.52762527]

Based. Jews are g-ds favorite creation. Hashem and his angels speak the holy tongue of hebrew, This is why only jewish prayers are answered.

[Anonymous No.52762570]

>>52762527

I learned the Hebrew alphabet over the summer and I just meditate and pray with the letters and shit just works out for me. The best part is I'm not ethnically Jewish so I don't have to deal with having a high IQ or self loathing or depression I just use the jew magic and no repurcussions

[Anonymous No.52762806]

>>52762570
Yeah same I could probably be considered a halfling cause my dads side has some jewish ancestry. Im very interested in hebrew, it seems so mystical and the letters look like theyre from skyrim or something.
There are actually theories that point to hebrew being the first alphabetic language, (aleph bet) And theres some weird stuff going on with hebrew where its sort of like the chemical language where the placement of the letters describes the actual meaning of the word.
Another interesting thing is the fwct that theres no numbers, yet each letter is actually a number. I think hebrew is the coding language of the matrix.. It would explain all the schizo gematria stuff

[Anonymous No.52762835]

>>52762806
Caroline?

[Anonymous No.52762861]

That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.52762870]

>>52762296
The tranny fatty fappy rabbi crappy jabby groomy farty glowy banny niggy faggy trappy lefty shitty janny on biz must go

[Anonymous No.52763643]

>>52762835
No im a circumsized male. But I was circumcised due to phimosis at age 10 not from jews

[Anonymous No.52763675]

>>52762296
Dunno if that's God, bud. Earthly treasures, Kingdom Come, camel toe and needles and all that.

[Anonymous No.52763774]

>happy to deny Christ for a little treasure
why don't you just say you love Satan?

[Anonymous No.52763948]

Have fun in Hell kikel

[Anonymous No.52763997]

>>52763675
>>52763774
Donate your earthly wealth then wtf you doing on /biz/?
/biz/ is a kike board for making profits on usury and scams.
You niggers talk your shit meanwhile youre probably staking your link as we speak, loaning your money to chainlink in return for 4.75% while you do nothing.
Go give a random anon some crypto or provide timestamp of your donation to a charity. Lets see your dedication to christs teachings.

[Anonymous No.52764127]

>>52763675
That line is often misunderstood. It's saying that riches have a strong potential to corrupt your Soul and make you forget your humanity. Its not saying rich people are inherently eternally damned.
Not that it matters much because the NT is mostly trash with a few interesting parables sprinkled in.

[Anonymous No.52764315]

>>52763997
How's Tel Aviv rabbi?
Also Haavara agreement, it's being exposed motherfucker.
All these "nazi this nazi that"
Is going to be revealed soon all jews are simply nazis in disguise, Hitler wasn't /ourguy/
He was a jewish plant.

[Anonymous No.52764402]

>>52763997
shalom :)

[Anonymous No.52764437]

>>52763997
>/biz/ is a kike board for making profits on usury and scams

[Anonymous No.52764612]

>>52762527
kek the amount of cope in the Jew memes is hilarious. Why couldn't Jews do anything without emigrating to European countries hahaha. Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are?

[Anonymous No.52764851]

>>52762296
>>52762345
>>52762527
>>52762570
>>52762806
All jewboys are child molesting inbreds.

[Anonymous No.52765554]

Why did god let the holocaust happen

[Anonymous No.52765655]

>>52763997
>>52764127
Y'all seem quite pressed over the notion that you might be punished for hoarding wealth.

[Anonymous No.52765705]

>>52765655
I don't consider the New Testament worth taking seriously, so your silly mind games won't work here. You should actually read the post you are replying to.

[Anonymous No.52765814]

>>52765705
>I don't consider the New Testament worth taking seriously
What you consider worth taking seriously doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.52765883]

>>52765554
It didn't happen, but we let the goys believe it did.

[Anonymous No.52766099]

How do I get started?

[Anonymous No.52766329]

>>52766099

I been using a commentary book by Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan called Sepher Yetzirah. Teaches you how to meditate with jew letters. I just use that every morning and it works.

[Anonymous No.52767494]

>>52762527
Why would he favor something so hideously ugly and physically weak?

[Anonymous No.52767504]

>>52762296
Was it worth the foreskin?

[Anonymous No.52767517]

>>52766099
>>52766329
>>52765883
>>52765705

How's the herpes?

[Anonymous No.52767533]

>>52762296
>Pic related I been praying to jew God since this summer and I keep getting gains

you're going to hell motherfucker

[Anonymous No.52767538]

>>52767533
There is no hell, you goycel.

[Anonymous No.52767565]

>>52767538

kys jewfag