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Sometimes they will give young school children an egg, and ask them to take it home and care for it. It's a test of the child's ability to take responsibility, to protect and care for something valuable and fragile.
I got my egg in 2017. I've been holding it since then, through dizzying ups and catastrophic downs, through casual insults and large organised attempts to break me, and make me lose control of it.
In 10 hours I hand my egg back to its home, where it belongs, where someone else can care for it, and where it will hatch. My egg is intact.
I made it.

>> No.52752876

>>52752838
Dude we bought the ICO and sold 30-50 range what the fuck are you still doing here hahahahaha

>> No.52752887
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And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them eggs a little bit better then what you a fryin' em - I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs.

>> No.52752889

>>52752876
I'm staking 7k LINK bro. I was there at the ICO too. I remember animechan, the overfilled pools, the 100-500ETH presale pools, the 7 ETH crowdsale cap.
I remember it all, anon. I had no idea at the time how much it would change everything for me. And now we're closing our first loop and tying it off. Sending 7,000 LINK back. It's a spiritual time, a time for reflection and gratitude.

>> No.52752903

>>52752889
I think it’s time u let go of the bag, you fucking delusional… yea yea I’m a fudder

>> No.52752905

i'm not staking even though i have a handful of eligible wallets. i trust sergey to not fuck up, but i don't trust him to not fuck us over

>> No.52752918
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>>52752903
I hope you find happiness, anon. I hope you get everything you ever dreamed of, but most of all I hope you find happiness and peace.

>> No.52752966

>>52752838
>stake in node
>provides incorrect data
>slashed
>glitch occurs and data is resubmitted 1000's
> 1000's of slashing occur per second
>minutes pass before devs catch bug
>entire node link is slashed
thanks for playing

>> No.52752979
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>>52752966
No slashing on v0.1 my friend.

>> No.52752981

>>52752905
As a pooler, I'm genuinely afraid now. I had decided I'll put 85% of my stack in. Now, idk..

>> No.52752982

>>52752918
Projecting, u have to cope with a fake persona. Don’t go crazy when the fatty decided to rug u

>> No.52752983

>>52752838
based as fuck

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>>52752982
All I'm projecting is happiness and hope, and a deep feeling of wellbeing. If those are rubbing off on you then that's great. Have a blessed day.

>> No.52753055

>>52752979
you do realize 0.1 doesn't last forever right? someday you have to play this big boy staking.

>> No.52753068

>>52753055
>you do realize 0.1 doesn't last forever right?
we have like 10 years until v1.0 that's enough time to figure it out

>> No.52753094

>>52752838
>In 10 hours I hand my egg back to its home, where it belongs, where someone else can care for it, and where it will hatch. My egg is intact.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAA

>> No.52753096

>>52753055
I'll cross that multi-chain bridge when I get to it, brother. Hopefully using CCIP.

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>>52752889
>I remember it all, anon. I had no idea at the time how much it would change everything for me. And now we're closing our first loop and tying it off. Sending 7,000 LINK back. It's a spiritual time, a time for reflection and gratitude.

>> No.52753500

>>52753006
Based, keep projecting brother. I've been here since 17 as well, almost forgot about animechan.

>> No.52753930

>>52752838
>4%
>not your keys
Anon... I-

>> No.52754212

>>52752838
I love you all bros

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>>52752838
>>52752889
well said anon. this truly does feel like an inflection point. almost emphasized by all the exchange insolvency too. i can't wait to hand back my eggs... we did it bros.

>> No.52754311

>>52754252
wtf do you bros mean by handing back the egg?

>> No.52754357

pool closed
happy not to have to hear this shit anymore

>> No.52754371
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>>52752889
The Top 3 Possible Chainlink-Staking Outcomes:

1.
>staking finally arrives
>unstaking requires Level 70 VAXXPASS™

2.
>mandatory staking
>lock-in period: 3 years
>may never unstake

3.
>no staking ever comes
>the Great Reset is dead on arrival and Chainlink goes to zero

>> No.52754410

>>52754311
The linkies we held were never ours. We were only entrusted with them for a short time. Now it's time to give it all back for the public good.

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>>52752838
tell me the truth

will my egg hatch into a nico bully gf?

>> No.52754428

>>52754410
who gave them to you and for what purpose? had you earned them? how?

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>>52752838
Zach/ChainLinkCuckFag.eth, whatever the fuck you call yourself. Go shill stakedotlink and fuck off forever. I hope your family get nigger aids and you're tied to a radiator where your only meal will be porridge made with nigger cum and your only source of fluid is nigger piss

Not buying your bags, not staking, selling the second Link reclaims $15 in 2050 or whenever it is you can claim your staking rewards

>> No.52754460

>>52754439
sell

>> No.52754476

>>52754428
No, we did buy them from an exchange. But only to keep them safe until staking. Tomorrow is our chance to give back to the community.

>> No.52754631

>>52752838
Are you not a bit young to be browsing this board? I hope you have your parents' permission?

>> No.52754655

>>52754476
you all got immensely rich from an ico by jew bankers now you think you're actually good people for throwing away a miniscule fraction of what you got and needed to actually develop psychosis/delusions to keep some of your sanity?

>> No.52754854

>>52752838
That's one rotten egg you got there, fren

>> No.52754877

>>52754854
Kek

>> No.52755072

>>52752838
Based and eggkeeperpilled
Godspeed anon

>> No.52755082

>>52752838
we did it anon

>> No.52755110

>>52752889
This is beautiful I’m a nu-linker holding about 500 stinkys (yea I’m a poorfag) hope to see our dreams come true bro.

>> No.52755113

ascend

>> No.52756146

>>52754655
Obviously, you don't understand that we're all in this together. Shame.

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>>52752838
>in 10 hours I will give away my Link and lock them up for 2 years while Sergey and the team continue dumping hundreds of millions of tokens
they really played a trick on you retarded bagholders

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52756192

>>52756180
DR;NS

You will seethe eternally

>> No.52756211

>>52756192
I have 8k Link

I'm only "seething" because somebody still didn't beat the fuck out of Sergey

>> No.52756327

>>52752889
this
unironically this

>> No.52756346

>>52756180
the dumps will be rewards to stakers. seethe more.

>> No.52756367

>>52752838
are you mentally ill?

>> No.52756378

>>52752889
not your keys not your coins

>> No.52756387
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>>52756346
>lower returns than US Bonds
>uuh guys w-we're actually winning and you're seething
okay retard, the stockholm syndrome is palpable

>> No.52756431

>>52756387
5% of your staked, appreciating, deflationary asset. cope more. "lower returns than a us bond" is fucking outrageously incorrect.

>> No.52756623

>>52756431
>appreciating
2.5 year downtrend, my illiterate friend
>deflationary
not according to this
https://chain.link/circulating-supply
keep coping

>> No.52756715

>>52756623
>not according to this
capped at 1 billion tokens you fantastical retard.

>> No.52756744

>>52756715
good, only less than half a billion tokens left to dump on you

>> No.52756753

>>52752876
>we
Hmmm what the fuck are you all still doing here?

>> No.52758916
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Holy shit bros... This FUD is hitting me hard... How do I unstake?! I need to sell!! Whats this?! I cant sell?! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52758972

>>52756744
just fucking admit you don't know what you're talking about. hur dur bonds are better not deflationary even though it's capped huurr serg dumps

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52759221

>>52752838
Congrats my Link brother. I made it too. Didn't get rugged by all of the ruggers. 100% Link from 2017 made it unscathed. Lucky enough to have 2 wallets so just staked 14k Link.

>> No.52760037

>>52758972
you seem very upset