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52751983 No.52751983 [Reply] [Original]

just picked up a new svj with 4k miles. now tell me how to get laid. hire some hipster photographer to get a good pic of me by it and go on tinder? bumble? let's see if this $$$$ rumor is true. i'll even post results

>> No.52752004

>>52751983
>new
>4k miles
Lmao

>> No.52752100

Bread on hood and I'll give you a real answer.

>> No.52752791

>>52752004
only owner was some old woman in nyc unironically so it is basically brand new
>>52752100
i'll do it tomorrow if ure really gonig to be a faggot, its in garage i live in a skyscraper and its 1am

>> No.52752799

>>52752791
>I live in a skyscraper
Women don't care about cuckboxes
Only land

>> No.52752841

>>52752791
>aventador
>old woman
You got ripped off, its probably been raced to death

>> No.52752864

>>52752841
possibly. brakes and tires are brand new and interior is pristine so don't care

>> No.52752881

>>52752841
I'd like to see an old woman driving a lamborghini, that would make a good youtube vid. You could have her sat at the traffic lights next to some rich looking dude in a beat up chrysler

>> No.52752942

>>52752881
I don’t think those type of women even know what utube is

>> No.52753113

>>52752881
she wasn't grandma she was in her 50s, some cunt lawyer. shit was never launched guaranteed

>> No.52753365

>>52751983
You could have just watched the dozens of videos people made doing exactly this and confirming it's false

>> No.52753374

>>52752791
>only owner was some old woman
thats what they tell everyone

>> No.52753383
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52753383

>>52751983
helped my friend out. He was in the same place as you. Basically hire a hipster photographer, and take good pics: you're gonna need bumble premium and at least one pic in a suit at some gathering, one normal selfie, a couple more bullshit pics out and about but most importantly take a "cute" pic with a dog, like some kissy gay ass face, or have your face rubbed right up to it. Make the dog pic your main pic, these skanks like that and gravitate towards it

>> No.52753409

>>52751983
>now tell me how to get laid
literally just drive by any woman on the street and ask if she wants to go for a ride. hell, you dont even need to say anything. just motion her to get in and she will.
https://youtu.be/XbYNAZxcWh4?t=6

>> No.52753411

>>52751983
> buying a shitty car during the bear market

I remember the chainlink lambo dude, LINK did moon AFTER he sold the token to buy a lambo, imagine

>> No.52753434

>>52753409
>he thinks youtube pick up video are real
kek do you also think prank videos are real?

>> No.52753461

>>52753434
i can tell you have no experience with women

>> No.52753558

>>52752004
>>52752841
Who cares if some 50yo cougar farted on the driving seat, 4k miles is nothing. I'd like to know how many dollarinos OP spent to buy it though.

>> No.52753569

>>52753409
>falls for YouTube pick up videos
>id: NOOBZ
checks out

>> No.52753601

>>52751983
how to get laid I wanna know how the fuck I even land on chicks radars. like honest go god I have millions and I sit on my house clueless how to get chicks like alot of the streaming egirls and cam girls. how do I approach how do I even get them to talk to me and get into these circles. wtf am I even supposed to do here. am I supposed to go hit up amouraths influencer agency and be all help let people know I exist so I can get gf to date publically and show off my cars and mansion? im so fucking lost and clueless

>> No.52753606

>>52753569
i'm not sure why you think it's inconceivable that a woman would get into a stranger's lambo. you must be an incel or a simp too. women are unbelievably shallow, nothing turns a bitch on more than a man with money/status.

>> No.52753632

>>52753601
sounds like all you have is money and will just attract gold diggers who divorce or common law marraige rape you

>> No.52753765
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52753765

>>52753606
>i'm not sure why you think it's inconceivable that a woman would get into a stranger's lambo. you must be an incel or a simp too. women are unbelievably shallow, nothing turns a bitch on more than a man with money/status.

>> No.52753773

>>52753632
I have land and a house and a small empire I just dont know how to get myself out there and on everyones radar so I can date the cute egirl streamers and get in on those circles. im not clueless about females im clueless how to get around them and in these rich people circles

>> No.52753886

>>52753765
seethe incel

>> No.52753903

>>52753765
gem
btw what's with the booru?

>> No.52754685

>>52753773
so money

>> No.52754701

>>52752799
You really don't know women, do you? You honestly think women know that land is a better investment than a cool looking city apartment?

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52754745

>>52752841
>You got ripped off, its probably been raced to death
>I don't have a Lambo but here's why your one is bad
4chan retards never change

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52754752

>>52751983
Posting in bread for results.
Op don't be fag on this one, please

>> No.52755073

>>52753383
how do you get these pics if u own no clothes outside sweats and have no friends. ask photographer to bring his friends and hire some fashion fag?

>> No.52755106

>>52753601
Girls are like weights at the gym; sometimes you gotta work on your form with 5s before moving up to 10s.

>> No.52755117

>>52755106
goyim are like animals
that's it, that's the post