I'm gonna be so fucking rich

[Anonymous No.52716684]

I'm a zoomer with rich boomer parents

[Anonymous No.52716687]

>>52716684
>I'm gonna be so fucking rich
yeah in 3 decades lol

[Anonymous No.52716698]

>>52716684
On god fr fr?

[Anonymous No.52716703]

>>52716687
My mother will be 97 in 30 years
My father will be 95 in 30 years.
The average American lives to 76.
In my county its 82

I wish my parents a long life.
They take care of me now but they will still take care of me when there gone

there crazy but good people

[Anonymous No.52716713]

>>52716684
so your mom was in her 40's when she flushed you out of her pussy?

[Anonymous No.52716743]

>>52716713
43 I think.
My dad is 2 years younger.
I'm an only child.

[Anonymous No.52716775]

>>52716684
You are lucky zoom zoom. Your other zoom zooms are basically going to be required to take up mandatory prostitution, BOTH sets, to afford food supplement 0B7-1 granules and their place in a roomshare.

[Anonymous No.52716816]

>>52716743
My advice. Don't take other people's advice, unless it's advice on the back of a paint can about applying paint.

My other piece of advice. Get a cheap fixer upper house as a priority purchase even if it's not a dream home. It establishes a base of operations and actual outright hoom ownership. Freedom from the wagie debt cycle.

[Anonymous No.52716914]

All of my dad's money goes to my mom, and my mom doesn't have a will. Will I get it anyway?

[Anonymous No.52716996]

>>52716684
Zoomer with rich boomer parents here as well. They raised me well and I graduated from the top STEM uni in my region on their dime but I still can't find a job. I feel despondent and hopeless, but I couldn't imagine how much worse it would be if I had poor parents who didn't have a safety cushion prepared for me and if I had to get into debt for uni.

[Anonymous No.52717323]

>>52716996
>Zoomer with rich boomer parents here as well
do your parents talk about the 70s a lot.
there are too many of pics of my father with an unironic afro.

[Anonymous No.52717352]

>>52717323
My parents were raised in a despotic shithole but they do talk about fond memories in their childhood all the time. My father in his youth was stupid handsome although he was a manlet. I'm decent looking but my parents are unironically beautiful especially my dad. I think people, especially rich people, were a lot better-looking when boomers were in their prime.

[Anonymous No.52717370]

Ezmode makes you soft. Always remember that

[Anonymous No.52717371]

>>52717352
my parents aged pretty well.
There is this pic of my father at his 50th birthday party and he legit looks 30.

where are your parents from?
My parents grew up in San Francisco

[Anonymous No.52717418]

>>52717371
My parents look 20 years younger too. Dad is 70 but looks 50 and mom is 55 but looks 35. My parents grew up in Saddam's Iraq, my dad got a scholarship to study in London. After graduating he came back, married my mom, moved to Canada, and then moved back to the Middle East (Arab Gulf).

[Anonymous No.52719128]

Fellow zoomer-boomer inheritance chads, what will we buy first with our new wealth?

[Anonymous No.52719652]

>>52716914
nope lmao

[Anonymous No.52719681]

>>52716684
So instead of cherishing the lives of your parents you're thinking about how rich you will be once they're dead. You're a real scumbag loser you know that? But then you parents are probably idiots too since you ended up this way.

[Anonymous No.52719735]

>>52716684
If you are a zoomer then why do you have such old parents? Are you sure they are not gen-x or millennial?

[Anonymous No.52720236]

>>52716684
I wouldn't count on it. End of life medical costs can get insane beyond your imagination, you never know who will come out of the woodwork to contest a will or pilfer a trust, you don't know what shitty things your parents might be up to that they're keeping a secret, you personally could end up with a horrible illness that you can die in the face of or spend infinite dollars trying to fight, and so on and so on. You are in for a world of shit my boy if you don't correct this faulty mental way that you operate.

[Anonymous No.52720275]

Everyone talks about the great wealth transfer from boomers to mil/gen z but from my own experience they seem hell bent on spending it on themselves either through vanities or stubbornly holding on to life through the use of Healthcare

[Anonymous No.52720716]

>>52720236
Do you have experience with this?

[Anonymous No.52720734]

>>52716684
Boomers are here to stay.

[Anonymous No.52720759]

>>52719681
Not at all, I love my parents. There's nothing wrong with being excited about getting money in the future and planning what I'd do with it.

>>52719735
Some boomers just waited, didn't find the right one in their 20s/30s.

[Anonymous No.52720766]

>>52716684
Congratulations. Don’t get involved with bitches or drugs. Stay healthy. Life can be enjoyable if you’re lucky enough.

[Anonymous No.52720790]

>18yo
>his mom was a 40yo when he was born
Too bad you are extremely autistic.

[Anonymous No.52720822]

>>52720790
The 'tism ranges, especially when you add drugs-while-pregnant into the mix. Most are only a little autistic, at most.

[Anonymous No.52720829]

>>52720716
Decaying boomer bodies is a huge part of what fuels our economy lil anon. Once your parents begin to decline, you will find out about the reverse mortgage they had in place in order to pay for dad’s 2nd kidney transplant. Begin investing in your own skills / business now while you can before the vultures come out bud.

[Anonymous No.52720892]

>>52720759
>There's nothing wrong with being excited about getting money in the future
There is when it's anticipating someone's death that you supposedly love. That money would be something I didn't look forward to because of the implications.

[Anonymous No.52720942]

>>52720829
Makes sense, thanks.

>>52720892
I just separate the cause and effect, simple as. I get your point of view if it's inseperable for you.

[Anonymous No.52721054]

>>52719128
Nothing Im holding.
>condo in aspen
>beach house in florida
>big home in wealthy chicago suburb
Im set for life when they eventually pass. The only other heir is my sister who's in art school and doesnt really care

[Anonymous No.52721085]

>>52721054
That's perfect. I'd personally have add a off-grid innawoods in case I want to drop out of society but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.52721123]

>>52721085
That'd be nice too. I also own a condo in chicago (where I live now) but I could sell that or keep that as a rental to supplement a more secluded place. Would love to get a former farm in the Michigan UP and use it for cannabis cultivation.

I dont even smoke but it would be a good cash cow and way to escape from the city from time to time.

[Anonymous No.52721191]

>>52716703
>>52716703
>The average American lives to 76.
from birth. a healthy adult in their 60's has a life expectancy into like late 80s i think

[Anonymous No.52721196]

>>52721123
I don't have landlord experience but renting it out sounds like a good way to bolster your cashflow. I've got our 2-story Florida waterfront house and New York property lined up, but a flyover state farm sounds interesting too, whether it's pot or tomatoes. Would go to Colorado if it's on par with the fly-over states' prices.

[Anonymous No.52721245]

>>52721123
This is kino, jealous of Americans and their cheap properties they can buy. That’d cost 750k min in Canada

[Anonymous No.52721320]

>>52721245
It's in the middle of nowhere anon. My aforementioned condo in chicago in a good neighborhood was double that and it's on the cheaper side. That being said chicago is by far the cheapest large american city and there are plenty of reasons for why. Pic rel is similar to my place and in the same neighborhood/school district

>>52721196
>2 story waterfront
2 mil minimum if it's near where I used to live/where our house is.
As far as flyover states to cultivate weed - colorado, michigan, or arizona are your best bets. Michigan is my target given proximity to me. I believe it's also legal to grow in VT and ME which may be better for you if youre in NY.