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(You) vill own nothing edition

>Brokers
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>Stock Market Vocabulary
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

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>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Mumus (You):
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>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>52702914

>> No.52706430

please just let this crash to 3200 for real this time. I want some nice cheapies

>> No.52706431

Why does the job report cause that sell off?

>> No.52706435
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52706435

This economy makes no sense

>> No.52706438

I want the market to crash to heem the boomers and jews.
You want the market to crash because you bought puts.
We are not the same.

>> No.52706446
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>>52706413
>jobs report

>> No.52706451

Should I hold SQQQ through the weekend or sell it for profit at open?
There haven't been any sustain dump since October and I don't want to get outjew by the jews over the weekend

>> No.52706452
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52706452

>they doubted the meme line

>> No.52706454
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52706454

Jobs numbers are completely meaningless, we've been playing this stupid game all year. Market makers supposedly have inside info, right? They're the ones that are supposed to have their fingers on the pulse, right? So how is it that they get caught off guard and pump or dump every single fucking time there's a report released every fucking month?

>> No.52706465

>>52706431
Companies still grow
Still too much cheap cash in the system which drives inflation leading to the assumption terminal rate wont be 5% but up.

>> No.52706467

>>52706431
Scorching hourly earnings with huge beat on nonfarm payrolls means Jerome needs to hike hard and he can do it without worries.

>> No.52706473
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52706473

>I told them everything jpow said was bearish
>I told them it was an exit pump
>i told them we had to hit the 200ma and then they would use you retards as exit liquidity

You never listen. You call me a nigger. You hate money

>> No.52706477
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52706477

Mumu , you got too cocky . Jp morgan was right , 4100 was the top

>> No.52706478

STOP FUCKING SELLING THE NEWS IS LITERALLY GOOD HIGHER PAYROLLS IS GOOD

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52706479

>263
*checks goldmans nfp matrix*

>> No.52706481

who else shorted after the niggerfaggot pump? i bought a bunch of extra DRV. didn't dare go all in as i've been mostly cash for the last few months. i think we eventually go back to at least 350 on the SPY in the next months

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>>52706454
just stop consooming and quit your job and the market will be at ath in no time anon

>> No.52706486

Dow futures drop 400 points as investors digest stronger-than-expected jobs data

>> No.52706487

>>52706431
It's evidence that the economy is expanding and the consumer has income to spend. This fuels inflation, so the Fed needs to see the opposite to slow down rate hikes.

A strong labor market means the Fed has room to hike higher for longer, which hurts the stock market.

>> No.52706489

>>52706431
What I dont get is how even fucking BTC is correlated with fucking NFP data
How the fuck is jobs report data related to cryptofags(who are mostly NEET) and their internet money?

>> No.52706490

>>52706473
what he said was ambivalent and all that matters is that he hinted at the data the fed is basing its decisions on. pce cam out okay, payrolls didnt. If pay rolls came out cold, we would pump

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Oh and what a coincidence that these sharp moves overnight tend to take pretty much everything with an overbought-leaning RSI and drive it back down to neutral or even oversold. Really tickles the ol noggin.

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LE GOOD JOBS NUMBERS ARE LE BAD!
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL!

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>>52706413
You fags need to stop sucking J powell's dick all day and trade something that will make you money. Your pathetic lives revolve around the fed. I couldn't imagine such a miserable existence. Just buy some APSI and your suffering stops immediately. Simple as

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>>52706481
Shorted before close bobro , mumus called me a nigger but guess who got heemed

>> No.52706514
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52706514

I have warned you about the NFP sell off literally for 3 weeks, many times..
You never listen..
>>52403515
November 13
>>52566747
November 22
You should have hedged. You should have listened.

>>52706419
>thoughts on CPI?
personally I think it is going to be bad - and not only will it be bad, but it is the day before Fed meeting, so there will be no time for the market to process it and get head on straight before the meeting / decision
but we'll see
commodities have all moved higher, energy costs especially
but you never know. we had the same movement in commodities in prior months that didn't translate over (which was surprising)
the biggest thing from this NFP is these lines:
>Average hourly earnings +0.6% m/m vs +0.3% expected (prior +0.4%, revised to +0.5%)
>Average hourly earnings +5.1% y/y vs +4.6% expected (prior +4.7%)
the front jobs number being higher than expectations is also bad, but these wage numbers are particularly damaging, as it shows that wages are continuing to rise, much more than expectations
>0.6% MoM when expecting 0.3% MoM
is the worst (for the market) part of the entire report
wage inflation is very sticky, and results in inflation going higher for much longer. When everyone is getting paid more, they have more money, spend more, more demand, causes prices to rise as more dollars chasing the same number of goods
furthermore, when firms have to pay their employees more, their input costs go up to produce the same number of goods - in order to maintain the same margin of profit, they will raise prices
so you have more demand from higher wages raising prices, and suppliers raising prices to match the wage increases they're handing out
very bearish

>> No.52706515

>>52706489
through btc futures

>> No.52706518
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>>52706490
He said higher rates for longer you fucking retard. You never listen. Jpow literally said soft recession best case scenario

Bulls are fucking idiots

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52706520

haha
hahaha

>> No.52706530
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>> No.52706533

>>52706431
see
>>52706514
>+263K vs +200K expected
>Average hourly earnings +0.6% m/m vs +0.3% expected (prior +0.4%, revised to +0.5%)
>Average hourly earnings +5.1% y/y vs +4.6% expected (prior +4.7%)
numbers indicate very hot economy where firms are still having to inflate wages in order to attract talent; means the Fed has to be more aggressive, higher terminal rate for longer

>> No.52706534

I don't even like looking at my portfolio anymore

>> No.52706554

Anyone notice how euphoric bobos are over the slightest downward movement while mumus barely give a shit about pumps? Are bobos just grasping at straws while mumus are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

>> No.52706555
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>>52706478
>Mumu cope
I told you yesterday
Why didnt you listen?

>> No.52706560
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52706560

dip is being bought

>> No.52706563

>>52706514
Surely we won't be dumping through the first half of december until CPI data?
What do you foresee happening? Gap down from today data, crab, CPI data and then santa rally for the jews to get their yearly bonus?

>> No.52706570

>>52706533
Oh my god holy fucking shit hourly earnings going up SIX TENTHS OF A PERCENT is not a "very hot economy" you fucking coping faggot bear, and there's nothing "hot" about an extra ten-thousandth of a percent of the US population getting a job last month. You cynical assholes are going to get heemed and I will continue to laugh.

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52706572

>bought feb 340 spy puts yesterday

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>>52706554
Nigger we are retesting lows again. Every fucking analyst on earth has said it. I've given you faggots 10,00000000000 reasons why macro is fucked

>Santaaa rallyy
>ath soon
>pivotttt

Fuck you. You never listen

>> No.52706588

>>52706413
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe gqrbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope and scapegoat "the lazy subhuman useless eaters" or whatever allows you to justify and slavery, but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

>> No.52706592

>>52706579
nice paper account with 300 dolalrs in it

>> No.52706595

>>52706579
Hahahahahahahaha this fucking faggot STILL won't post the real account value! Opinion 400% disregarded

LMAO

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>>52706554
>mumus are calm and calculated

>> No.52706604

>>52706554
the bears are excited because for the first time in 2 months they might finally double their $200 bet on puts.

>> No.52706606
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We pump on open.

>> No.52706607

>>52706588
kys filthy commie tattoo'd scum faggot

>> No.52706610

Why are companies willing to hire and increase wages When they know powell is looking to bring on a recession?

>> No.52706611
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>>52706520
>Personal savings are back down to 05 levels indicating money crunch
>YoY household credit has skyrocketed, also indicating savings are running out
>But job market is still strong and wages are hot, so rates are probably still going up
>We're headed into winter with an energy crisis and inflation has yet to come down
This whole shitshow is going to blow within a few months innit?

>> No.52706613
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52706613

>they immediately start to buy the dip
Still no fear in the market

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>>52706579
>Every fucking analyst on earth has said it

>> No.52706619

>>52706570
>0.6% mom
>7.2% yoy if annualized
Consider that we are seeing 7.2% annualized pace of wage increases with rates already at 4%. HIGHER FOR LONGER.

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>>52706554
> Anyone notice how euphoric bobos are over the slightest downward movement while mumus barely give a shit about pumps? Are bobos just grasping at straws while mumus are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

>> No.52706628

>>52706611
depopulation is deflationary tho

>> No.52706633

>>52706563
I think it'll be a mixed bag - overall crab / flat
Not too far to the downside, not too far to the upside; red days and green days
You'll have a lot of tax loss harvesting going on during this first half of the month, too
Market won't want to move too far in either direction until after the Fed - in general though, we will not continue to rise, more likely to fall / crab
If we break 4100 SPX again before CPI / meeting setting up for massive fall
more likely that we hover around 3800-3900

>>52706570
0.6% month over month
annualized this is 7.442% a year
can the economy sustain everyone getting a 7% wage raise?
No. It's massively inflationary. If everyone has 7% more money, what will happen to prices? they go up..

>> No.52706637

>>52706451
I'm going to hold. I'm not aware of any more reports until the next cpi. We don't have any reason to move upward. We should be moving down toward the 50 EMA for the next 2 weeks

>> No.52706638

>>52706611
Not really.

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>>52706478
>higher wages more income
>more spending on higher prices
>higher inflation more rate hikes
>higher terminal rate than 5% and/or hold for longer
>>bullish

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52706646

I tell you what to buy, when to buy it, how to play it and /smg/ still buys at 4100 exit pump like euphoric fucking idiots

>jpow said contracting growth, weaker earnings and higher rates for longer
>buy reddit buyyyy buyyy

>> No.52706653

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-trader-sees-a-43-drop-for-the-s-p-500-and-says-to-take-shelter-in-these-etfs-instead-11669896127
what say ye, merry gentlemen?

>> No.52706657

bobos are gay faggots that like sucking dick

>> No.52706658

>>52706489
Its not but the generel market is, which crypto is bound to by now, sadly

>> No.52706664
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52706664

soon

>> No.52706665

Futures are blood red. Anything to do with Blackstone and Binance?

>> No.52706668

>>52706606
please pump SMAR
Thank you, sirs.

>> No.52706669

>>52706653
Mumu is dead
Long live Bobo

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52706675

the us jobs report made my chinese video streaming service stocks drop

>> No.52706682

>can't even break 4000

Pathetic, bobo.

>> No.52706692

>>52706641
>100 dollars for 10 people is the same as 50 dollars for 50 people!!! muh inflation!!! REEEE!!!

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>>52706604
I already sold two sets of puts in the last month Gaylord. I'm holding this third one to 3750-3850

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Imagine being Sam in that tape and having to be all like "damn, Caroline, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight weasel body and horrific rodent monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my personal NFT persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is funnel another U$ 16 million unto the Democrats. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam and not only lie on that bed while Caroline Ellison flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her leathery skin, and just stay there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she slammed her bony ass on you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone watching later on will say she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAROLINE ELLISON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy regime of fapping to blacked porn and paying for the occasional alleged tranny for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mom’s desk in Stanford. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single fool that bought into your castle of cards exchange before the SEC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samuel Bankman-Fried. You're not going to lose your future motivational speaking and writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>52706646
Are you the KOLD shill ? Thanks bobro I made good gains

>> No.52706715

>>52706633
>can the economy sustain everyone getting a 7% wage raise
Oh fuck off with this shit, wages have been depressed for decades and everyone has known it for so long that we've become complacent. Do you know how stupid you sound, arguing against people getting paid wages that are actually livable? Sounds like an employer-side problem, not an employee-side

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>>52706646
They dont allow to me trade KOLD anymore after the witholding tax shit for PTP stock otherwise I would have made a bank from this

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>>52706664
No one is going to want to hold this gay and fake rally over the weekend. Today is going to be -3-4%

>> No.52706745

I'm liquidating my entire portfolio including 401k and IRA when the market opens in 26 minutes. The data proves that the fed is clueless or lying. Inflation is still runaway and out of control. We had a few fakeout months but the trend is still towards double digit inflation. I expect double digit inflation numbers by early 2023 and the worst recession since the great recession.

Sell everything while it's still worth something. I will buy back in when SPY is -50% from ATH.

>> No.52706750

>>52706715
>does-not-understand-simple-economics-the-post.png
if everyone gets a wage increase of 7%, no one gets a wage increase
does that make sense?
think about it like this..
an alien ship lands on Earth
he hands every person $1,000
everyone got a raise!
what happens to prices?
everyone now has $1,000 - there is now a fuck ton of money out there - everyone wants to buy a new TV
they go to the store, and try to buy a TV, but there are 1,000,000 other people at the store also trying to use their $1,000 to buy a TV too
what happens to the price of TVs?
they go up.. there are more dollars trying to chase the same number of TVs that existed before. the prices go up..
now apply this concept to the entire economy
if everyone gets a wage increase it causes prices to spike up, where although they are getting paid more in wages, they are spending more on goods/services - their wages can go up and their quality of life & their purchasing power can go down
Wages going up 7% a year is massively inflationary, and forces the Fed to act more aggressive in monetary policy
this is why we just instantly gapped down 2%

>> No.52706751

>>52706745
The fed isn't lieing. They know inflation is still fucked. They know the only way out is a recession. Jpow said exactly that the other day and the audience laughed and the markets pumped

>> No.52706752

>>52706745
Just move your fund into 3x leveraged bear ETF if you are confident in spy going down by -50%

>> No.52706758

Sell everything immediately

>> No.52706759

BUY BUY BUY

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>>52706745
>I'm liquidating my entire portfolio including 401k and IRA when the market opens in 26 minutes.

Push it all into APSI today. Cap this post incase you puss out.

>> No.52706766

>>52706606
how did women look so sultry and sexy in the 90s?

how do we fix today's women in this way?

>> No.52706769

I am 100% in soxs and even I think this is complete bullshit. People are gonna completely lose what little faith they have with the market being this volitilte. Shit never should have pumped 4% and it shouldn't be dumping like this. Feeling really fucking anti-semetic right now

>> No.52706776

>>52706732
be more euphoric bobo
why not -10%

>> No.52706777

i am bullish on small caps

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>> No.52706799

>>52706776
Elevator up stairs down. I'm not an emotional trader or I would have closed my puts on the scam rally to 410. I'll cash out at 3750 when you guys start buying puts I'll start buying underpriced shares again and I'll be up 300% this year while /smg/ eternally bagholds and panic sells

>> No.52706809

>>52706750
>A declining birthrate and pandemic deaths helped drive U.S. population growth to historic lows.
>everyone now = everyone a year ago

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I'm selling everything

>> No.52706818

>>52706766
Delete all social media

>> No.52706824

Bailey Jay

>> No.52706828

>>52706809
cool - in 18 years, maybe we'll see the effects
>b-b-but, the US population growth rate is now slower!!
>this means the Fed can ease monetary policy immediately
Wat

>> No.52706831
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>closed my spy $397 short for a meager $30 thinking the reaction to the report today was going to be bullshit
I'm so stupid, I keep doing this to myself...

>> No.52706836

>wagie gets a little raise
>we must crush the conomy!
Kek

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>>52706809
Jpow ranted about how there are like 2 available jobs per available worker. Low birth rates and lots of old fucks that are retired. He literally said "we have a narrow window to aim for a soft recession, we are trying to avoid a hard recession" and bulls bought after that...

>> No.52706840
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>>52706777
CHECKED take the micocap pill anon. Make huge gains. APSI will set you free .425 with a 6.4 million market cap. Take some

>> No.52706842

>>52706489
BTC is just a bet on future QE. It is useless otherwise

>> No.52706846

>>52706828
Your first mistake is calling historically low interest rates and behind-the-scenes QE "hawkish", retard

>> No.52706848

>>52706489
everything is fake and gay jew tricks to scam retail

>> No.52706858

im feeling cuckish where is the bull

>> No.52706860

Everything is real and heterosexual and schizo need to take their meds.

>> No.52706863
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52706863

*farts loudly and very stinkily on mumu's nose*
slurp THAT you stupid cow

>> No.52706865

>wednesday pump was a fucking exit pump
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/investors-pull-8-billion-major-151929407.html
Mumus and retails literally got scammed into bagholding

>> No.52706873

mumu? mumu?
I thought it was priced in?

MUMU??!?!?

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52706885

Hmmm why’s the labor market so strong

>> No.52706895

Told you guys to buy DAX over over sp500

American stocks are dead with its empire

Europe is better

>> No.52706900

>>52706846
>historically low
do you know how large the public debt was when interest rates were historically high..?
you're comparing apples to carburetors
it's all about the relative increase
this is the sharpest hike cycle in history, by multiple factors
no other cycle has raised this much, this fast
>but..but.. they were super low to begin with!!
exactly.. that's why it's even more impactful, even more devastating, changes behavior of consumers and firms that much more
>behind-the-scenes QE "hawkish
MBS / T-bond roll off - balance sheet reduction
this is the most hawkish Fed we have had since Volcker
not even Volcker raised rates at the pace that Powell has, even with his shock and awe

>> No.52706906

Europe markets doesn’t seem to give a fuck about the dump, DAX on it’s way to turn green

>> No.52706907
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Well, shit.

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>>52706860
TA is really. These hedge funds trade on moon cycles and moving averages and meme shit

Robots pumped the market to create bagholders out of retail for exit liquidity

I will not take the Jewish meds that make you slow and foggy

I told you to buy puts

I hate the antichrist. I will not eat the cornsyrup. I will not eat the bugs. I will not use your pronouns. I will not get the vax

>> No.52706913
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52706913

Wait mumu is still holding? Sell dumb fuck

>> No.52706914

I just woke up. Wtf

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UHOH MUMUS

>> No.52706919

>>52706732
agreed. smart money will start to realize that the last few weeks are vapor based on hopium.

>> No.52706920

>>52706836
this, i cant believe normies arent raging in the streets

>> No.52706925

>>52706913
Too late for them, SOXL is already down -7% pre market

>> No.52706926

>>52706865
Don't be so anti-Semitic

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52706928

Still. Not. Selling.

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>> No.52706933

Buy weed and psilocybin stocks

>> No.52706934

>DoD missing trillions again
>Gov doesn't care about jews exploiting people with pyramid schemes
>endless QE and inflation while squeezing of money lending at same time

when is the economy actually going to get fixed!? its like no one cares its a gangster economy. I can tell you how it should happen but you wont like the answer

>> No.52706936

Anyone else think the 10Y yield should be pumping more than it is?

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>> No.52706940

>>52706933
What if I just bought weed and psilocybin?

>> No.52706951

>Please Please everyone sell
this is a correction. can all the gayops faggotss just leave back to twitter and spam there

>> No.52706957

my deposits didn't clear until today, I wanted to pick up more SOXS cheaply

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>>52706934
You know damn well how it will happen.

>> No.52706961

>>52706936
Yields are coming down because smart money has been flooding bonds. Bonds will outperform the stock market for the next 5 years atleast. I've said this every day for a month while you fucking retards buy more bags at 4000 before we go back to 3500

>> No.52706970

>>52706961
>bonds returning 4%
>inflation is 8% and rising
>bonds real return is -4%

DURR BONDS WILL OUTPERFORM STOCKS.

We need a mandatory financial literacy test before allowing posters on /smg/.

>> No.52706971

>>52706933
Why the fuck would you buy weed stocks? Do you know what wholesale and retail prices have done in CA and CO in the past year or so? Wholesale prices are 1/4 of what they used to be. The business model is fucked.

>> No.52706975

>>52706961
I agree that the 10Y is headed below 3% in the medium term, and below 2% in the long term. I just thought it would pump a bit more today on this news.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.52706987

>>52706971
>Do you know what wholesale and retail prices have done in CA and CO in the past year or so?
As a leaf I'm curious to know. Up here it took a few years, but retail is now significantly cheaper than black market ($80 legal oz vs $120+ for black market). I have a small bag of HITI.V just waiting for the SAFE bank act to pass.

>> No.52706988

>>52706970
we need a mandatory nigger murder on /smg/

>> No.52706989
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>>51926040

I warned you all

>> No.52706991

>>52706970
>stock market returning -30%
>inflation is 8% and rising
>stock market real return is -38%

DUUUURR STOCKS WILL OUTPERFORM BONDS

We need a mandatory financial literacy test before allowing posters on /smg/.

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>>52706970
The market was negative this year
It will be negative the next two years

High rates will persist. The economy will contract. Inflation will cool with a recession. Jerome Powell literally fucking told you this this fucking week and you don't listen because you are a stupid nigger

I told you bogglehead tlt/vclt/tmf if you want to be in this market and not swing trade. Enjoy your bags fuck tard

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Uhhhh where are all the mumus?

>> No.52707002

buy the dip reddit

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inb4 we close green anyway.

>> No.52707008

Yo you guys said Bobos were wrong and I bought calls

>> No.52707011

>>52706983
Right on time. Obligatory (you).

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>52706588
the first step is realizing capitalism is awful
[you are here]
the second step is realizing communism is worse
the final step is realizing the best system is a mix of directly democratic socialism based on a largely capitalist economy but that it only works with smaller city states and it does NOT work with large countries and governments

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52707016

One man can destroy an economy as he pleases

>> No.52707017

They're slurping.

>> No.52707020

>>52706570
0.6% MoM is 7.44% YoY, that means wages doubling every decade you double nigger.

>> No.52707023

WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP

PULL. UP.

>> No.52707024

>>52705943
I'm at the late end game content now, will go through the ashen capital and ascend to the throne this weekend. What a piece of art that game is on a fancy 4k tv with the 5.1 surround sound. The devs know how to make that grind for souls as addictive as crack

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>>52706983
Perfect.

>> No.52707032

HERE WE GO LADS

>> No.52707033

>>52706983
good

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>>52706992
>NOOOOOO I CAN'T JUST PASSIVELY INVEST FOR THE LONG TERM, I HAVE TO STARE AT MY PORTFOLIO AND DAY TRADE
Get a job, faggot. Day trading your peasant stack will keep you poor forever - remember that.

>> No.52707036

>>52707015
>democratic socialism
Democractic shit is still shit

>> No.52707041

>>52706970
Wow great comparison of stock and bond returns. Didn't even bother to mention stock returns.

>>52706987
I don't live in a state where it's legal, but wholesale prices are down to $100/lb. Used to be $400+/lb. My boss is a lender to some grow warehouses, and his son is directly involved in a grow warehouse and retail business. It's always good when you can be your own biggest customer.

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52707044

> slurped

They keep slurping , its insane . Fuck off mumu

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>>52706700

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>>52707017
They will learn.

>> No.52707052

>>52706958
I know! I know...I just dont want it to come to that point

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>>52706481
I shorted bonds and Nasd-ACK but longed the Dow as part of my Dow/Nasdaq strat.

Behold my massive gains, I started a $200 account yesterday at close lmao, now it's worth $207.

>> No.52707057

No fear at all, stonks only go up xD

>> No.52707061

>>52707044
It just means there’s still a lot of cash on the sidelines. Powell’s aiming for a 5% terminal rate right now, but he’ll keep adjusting it higher if he needs to

>> No.52707062
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52707062

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

>> No.52707067

>>52707035
Bogglehead tlt/vclt you fucking retard. You would 2x next year but you are a fucking idiot

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>>52707052
Sorry bruh. Get ready for a rally around the flag moment.

>> No.52707081

I dont even have money invested I just like the commotion

>> No.52707083

>>52707041
You guys wholesale weed at $100 per POUND? Wholesale in Canada is roughly $3/gram, 453 gram in a pound so roughly $1300 leaf bucks, or $1000 USD per Pound.

>> No.52707086

Fucking market, crash already. I hate applying to jobs. And if I succeed I get to work? Some reward. Let me stack a million $JEPI for cheap so I can live NEET as a dividend king. Fuck. I just want to trade all day long.

>> No.52707090
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52707090

Oil still somehow green

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>>52707081
Yeah. Sports, tv, and movies fucking suck so all I have is this and old books.

>> No.52707099

>>52707086
Pieces of shit like you give jews like me a bad name. Lazy nigger. No wonder niggers are how they are
'monkey see, monkey do'

>> No.52707100

>>52707067
Enjoy that, chud. I find myself busy doing more important things (btw, you probably wouldn't understand, well because... you're a neet)

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>>52707086
the problem with a 9-5 is that its hard to daytrade 9:30-4:00 stocks on company time

>> No.52707111

>>52707044
I bought 0dte spy puts on the retard reddit slurp

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APSI up 6% @ .45 get your asses in it now.

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>>52707090
Allah works in mysterious ways

>> No.52707120

>>52707106
not remote workers

>> No.52707126

Watching retards slurp MRVL before the true hour of arbitration (10;30) makes me feel warm and fuzzy

>> No.52707129

>>52707106
lmao roastie got rekt

>> No.52707132

>>52707120
>why isn't your cursor wiggling, wagie?

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I told you guys a pullback was coming... hehe

>> No.52707138

is there capital money to get started growing shrooms in colarado. I know a chick that has property there I would just need a grand to get started not even that much. I've done pftek and now the bulk methods.

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>>52707116
APSI BREAKING OUT! Stop fuggen around. get some. Up 10.6%

>> No.52707141

>>52707135
I read this as if it were Michael Jackson.

>> No.52707142

>>52707117
Oil princesses have a meeting coming up with opec next week right?

>> No.52707143

It’s mighty convoluted right about now in these markets. I took all just about all my surplus money and put it into a in FDIC insured savings account at 4% because I don’t want to play the time the bear market rally / dump game anymore.

Things felt more linear at a time, but there’s just too much confusion between recession fears and mixed economic data between jobs, PMI, CPI, etc.

I will just add also that the amount of race posting is out of control lately there are barely any constructive opinions or interesting takes. Free speech can’t ever be too free thanks to people who just throw out Jew and nigger this and that. It’s a total brainlet take and waste of space, and I think it’s because there is so many young people posting here. Find a local KKK or go on /pol/ I want to read about good stock tips or evaluations.

>> No.52707145

>>52707135
pullback to new lows faggot

>> No.52707152

>>52707142
Yes on the 5th if im not wrong

>> No.52707153

>>52707140
where do I even buy this at?

>> No.52707155

>>52707099
Seethe. I'll live idle as soon as I can, out the door the second I hit my target number, and let other people (like you) keep running on the hamster wheel. Keep blowing your paychecks on consooooming and waste your youth under florescent lights.
>>52707106
Ain't that the truth. I've been getting away with it via the WFH meme but it's still sub-ideal. Still, there's lots of jobs with lots of downtime. Or that just start later in the day.

>> No.52707156

buy le dip

>> No.52707161

>>52707135
You change your mind every 6 hours gook poster. I've been saying buy long dated puts for the last month and bought more puts and shilled more puts after the exit pump jpow day

>> No.52707167

>>52706496
Why should I buy ur penny stock

>> No.52707174

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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>>52707142
Qatar is getting abuse from the west over their politics so opec will punish the west for their infidel ways.

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>>52707153
Etrade
>>52707167
so you can quit your lame job and enjoy life

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>>52707143
Racism makes the world go round, pussy.

>> No.52707193

the dollar will never recove from this shitshow

>> No.52707196

>>52707135
You were talking about how it would run higher and take days if not more.

>> No.52707199

I apologize to anyone here that I argued with defending Elon Muskberg

>> No.52707205

>>52707153
My broker (CIBC) won't let me touch it online, gotta call in and buy it over the phone.

>> No.52707206

>>52707174
WHAT BUY

>> No.52707212

>>52707183
Yes that would be nice. Post ur hold and I'll for once, listen.

>> No.52707213

Thoughts on gold titles like AUY?

>> No.52707218

>>52707199
>imagine having ever trusted le sòyence green energy fraud fag

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>>52707206
APSI

>> No.52707222

>>52707206
2023 puts. You are late but it's a good entry still

>> No.52707223

>>52707218
At least I can admit i'm wrong, which makes me a bigger man than you

>> No.52707228

>BILI up 100% in the past 3 weeks

wtf

>> No.52707234

>>52707155
Holy shit, underage b&
I don't do shit all day but fix and reallign guitars for local niggers and I can walk though a single door and see my beautiful wife. I just day trade all day for maybe 3/5 days, but idle living, like an absolute snail, is a dream for faggots. I don't care if you contribute anything to the world, but when your aspirations are to just be rich for doing nothing, you can go suck a massive dick.

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>>52707206
SKYT and America is all you need.

>> No.52707242

>>52707213
Gold is ar a 3 month high. You would be buying the top. I have JNUG puts gold is pulling back today/will pull back more

>> No.52707247

>VIX 19.94 and red
explain this judaism to me

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>>52707161
>>52707196
I said it would bounce on Powell Day which it did. Then I said it would pullback. I said the bounce would last a few days to a week the most and pull back. I did not change my mind. I said to buy the dip.

>> No.52707255

>>52707237
You know how many shills we had here over the last few years?
And how many of them only talked shit?

>> No.52707259

>>52707247
Fake dump

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>>52707228
I regret that I only bought a token position for the joke.

>> No.52707269

have some faith boys keep on purchasing

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>>52707212
You gonna just watch it or get in it anon? Lets go! up

>> No.52707274

>>52707255
/smg/ has already done the jew diligence. It's actually a stock to at least check out. 100% US made semiconductors with massive support from DOD.

>> No.52707277

>>52707036
democracy is only shit when its representative democracy. direct democracy means we vote on policy issues and not people. this obviously won't work for certain things; you don't want the average joe voting on medical issues. but we have plenty of issues that we should vote on directly.

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Bobros , should i hold or ?

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52707291

I should have bought KOLD last week

>> No.52707300

>>52707283
I don't know what part of "don't buy a single bullish position before 3750" is so confusing to /smg/

>> No.52707306

>>52707291
It's a bit unintuitive that KOLD pumps when the weather patterns show warmth. They should really consider a rebrand.

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>> No.52707315

fridays are basically void, just a meme day for gambling niggers to close their daytrades out in loss

>> No.52707319

>>52707143
Holy shit, please kill yourself.
Triple nigger.

>> No.52707321

>>52707306
You buy it when it's KOLD because it's based on futures contracts and when it's KOLD price is low for the shares but will be less low when it's not KOLD anymore

>> No.52707323

>>52707234
I'm not going to be rich for doing nothing, you retard. I'm going to be rich for working the tech meme to incomemaxx, living within my means, and making good financial decisions. And when I have enough to stop I'm going to keep all my friends and interests and hobbies, with more time each day. There's nothing entitled about speedrunning early retirement. That's peak golem mindset. "I need to generate profit every day"

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>>52707270
Verification not required

>> No.52707333

>52707143
>find a local KKK

This is bait

>> No.52707335
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>>52707248
I will be constantly watching this Vix and few of my other indicators. I may change my mind because this geopolitical landscape is constantly rapidly changing and their may be better opportunities to buy at lower prices.

>> No.52707337

Why is UXVY cratering? That thing only seems to go down

>> No.52707343
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>>52707324
well done anon. YAGMI

>> No.52707347

there's your end of year pullback kekekekeke

>> No.52707348

>>52707337
>looking at a derivative of derivatives of an index

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>>52707132

>> No.52707359

>>52707184
More like makes: simplifies complex global economic and geopolitical interactions into a black and white easy to digest but fundamentally flawed paradigm.

There’s so much which goes into understanding world events, if you feel overwhelmed and need to resort to simple racial explanations it is like religion filling in the gaps of the unknown of questions of the afterlife, life’s meaning, or the soul.

I don’t care about the morality of hating people based on their identity, I take the position it’s cope to actually trying to understand difficult questions. If you want to hate entire groups of people be my guest, but don’t call it the truth or substantive.

>> No.52707363

>>52707277
We should unironically have corporatocracy as a means of both direct democracy and UBI.
>government requires all businesses above a certain MC to be listed on a national stock market
>govt distributes shares to everyone
>all shares come with voting rights
>everyone gets dividends and votes
>government handles law and order and foreign policy & breaks monopolies
>companies handle more or less everything else

>> No.52707383

VIX has been rendered useless because most options trading is in 0DTE degen gambling. Barely any theta premium to be had in those puts.

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>>52707323
I charge 50$ for a guitar set up
I get like at least 5 or 6 a day
I understand
I usually end up gambling like 100$ on options average daily and usually come on yop, but having niggers refer me to their other retarded homies is priceless
Also, if I get up to 7 guitars a day, I buy calls, and if it's slow and get lower than 4 jerk offs, I buy puts. That's my gauge

>> No.52707394

>>52707106
Just don't live in America, problem solved.

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52707399

bought 0DTE calls and won

>> No.52707403

crab day? crab day.

>> No.52707410

BLUE boys WYA

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>linkedin doesn't let you get in touch with hiring managers unless you pay money

oy fucking vey wtf

>> No.52707425

>>52707383
>VIX refuses to go up
>contango remains strong
I'm not retarded enough to short VIX futures with VIX below 20, but it's tempting. Imagine if VIX stays in this situation, you'd get ~$3/month on every $20 contract you shorted.

>> No.52707434

>>52707418
Don't bother they won't read your messages anyway. If you have to apply to jobs online then you're fucked to begin with.

>> No.52707441

>>52707425
vix is literally going back to 30 within a week

>> No.52707463

>>52707425
0DTE degen gambling is the closest the market gets to crypto except its only zero sum instead of negative sum. At some point the degens run out of gambling money and then the VIX starts tracking premium of longer dated puts.
Way too crowded a trade to not be blown up at the drop of a hat.

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AEVA

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I also said the probability of a strong unemployment was high due to the PCE. I stand correct again. hehe.

Remember what I said the. Resiliency of this macro environment allowed the fed to "fight" inflation. It will be the reason why we may get a fake soft landing.

>> No.52707482

>>52707418
Just apply online or send an email to them directly.
Cn assure you an email will be visible to them faster than a fucking LinkedIn message and will be received better

>> No.52707483

Wait what that's it?
That was the dump?

>> No.52707485

bonds are getting heemed again

>> No.52707489

>>52707359
Lmao look at this enlightened motherfucker. Fuckin bodhisattva coming to guide us.

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People are all bearish on this unemployment data. While I am bullish.

Trade inversely. haha

>> No.52707498

>>52707485
What the hell? How are bonds still dropping?

>> No.52707499
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52707499

NRGDbros... we made it.

>> No.52707512

is Memerino right on banks?

>> No.52707526

Tlt
Vclt
Tmf
Bils
Usfr

Which should I buy and why?

>> No.52707527

>>52707300
>before 3750
try 3000

>> No.52707542
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52707542

I said it was dumping yesterday and bulls made fun of me. Now it really is dumping. Don't worry faggots, santa rally in 2 weeks.

>> No.52707544

>>52707498
10y up 7.5 bepis, it's over

>> No.52707548
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52707548

Why shouldn't I hold cheap lumber futures?
>fairly cheap
>will always be worth something
>worst case you lose $100/contract
>it can easily go up several hundreds
Strong pro-upside asymmetry

>> No.52707553

>>52707542
migo a shit

>> No.52707556

Any cheapies to buy today?

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52707557

Good morning,
are you doing your best anons?

>> No.52707558

>>52706430
JANUARY

>> No.52707559

>scalpers tried scalping 4080s only to find nobody wants them
Based retards

>> No.52707561

>>52707559
Good. Scalpers get the rope.

>> No.52707563

>>52707418
Wyatty is a no dimes shitter.

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>> No.52707577

>>52707564
wat? Since when?

>> No.52707580

>>52707559
where are the 4090's though?
didn't nvidia say that they were hoarding them in their cave for months before release to avoid unavailability?

>> No.52707581

>>52707548
canadian tariffs and forest fires i have no idea seems like a good buy

>> No.52707582
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52707582

sold a couple spy 0dte 408 calls to pay for penna alla vodka w/ chicken that i'm serving guests this afternoon. the real san marzanos aint cheap, and can no longer buy store brand chicken because of the chance of woody chicken breasts. dinner will be served with a side of home made garlic bread and miller high life.

>> No.52707583

>>52707559
well they made out like bandits with 4090s. I've been looking for one forever and haven't seen anything since early Nov. And of course the second they are in stock they are sold out within a minute.

Now the same thing will happen for the 7900XT(X) because nvidia and amd are massive pieces of shit and get off at the idea of high demand.

>> No.52707591

>>52707548
Timber futures have not moved much over the past 4 years. Lumber's movement is more the actions of an OPEC like cartel than actual supply and demand.
Which means that it is easy political points to pressure the sector.

>> No.52707598

>>52707564
> Washington Post
> Owned by Jeff Bezoes
Seems trustworthy

>> No.52707601

>>52707580
>>52707583
nvidia is shitting the bed ever since farming crypto stopped being popular
plus their video games are fucking power hungary, they used it to stop crypto farmers but again, that was a big chunk of their audience

>> No.52707625

what brokerage does your work use for retirement?

>> No.52707628

>>52707548
Lumber price is pretty compelling here, but you should look at pre-covid levels as well.
Positive factors are that there's still high housing demand, costs have increased, general inflation has pushed price levels up across the board vs pre-covid so there's some support in that sense.
Negative factors are that mortgage rates have created a temporary stall in demand - those high prices are simply unaffordable to finance. There's recession risk, and prices could be suppressed for the short term. By the time conditions normalize, the opportunity cost of tying your money up in Lumber futures may feel like it's been a waste relative to other trades you could've made.

Worth noting that there's some contango in the contract pricing as well, so you're paying to wait as you keep rolling contracts forward.

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>>52707625
Fidelio. I mean Fidelity.

>> No.52707641

>>52707625
vanguard for 401k, etrade for stock options. i ended up moving all my accounts to etrade eventually, i like the platform for everything but trading/gambling analysis (thinkorswim better).

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WHAT ABOUT THE RAIL STRIKE

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What the fuck ARE vix jews doing?

>> No.52707661

>>52707648
Trainbois are bitchmade. Congress passed a bill ordering those wagies back into cagies.

>> No.52707668

>>52707625
Vanguard. Yes I am salty about it, how could you tell?
Hey, speaking of. Can I roll my work 401k to a self directed IRA without stiff penalties? Or do I ghavr to wait until I leave?

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>>52707628
lumber reits made bank during this, as well as any other commodotiy resource once, down barely 25% but the divi's are up by a factor of fuckig 4

>> No.52707672

>>52707648
or the diesel shortage

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52707677

UVXY is becoming a penny stock

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>>52707625
Empower
>MFW

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>>52707648
>Rail way to strike before idterms for added pressure
>Biden says ok, postpone until after midterms here are some small concessions until then.
>Midterms happen, redwave averted
>time to re-negotiate
>Biden tells Senate to tell Rail workers to go fuck themselves and vote to cancel their strike.
>????
>Unions are the fuck toys of the Democratic party... Sad.

>> No.52707705

>>52707479
>>52707491
Resilient job market = tighter longer = no soft landing, retard

>> No.52707708

>>52707694
same thing happened with student loan forgiveness and then oops! sorry we can't just executive action debt away, thanks for the votes faggots

>> No.52707716

>>52707668
have to wait until you leave. then you can do it without penalty

>> No.52707717

>>52707491
retail is bullish
they got baited into buying the top and now they are getting rugpulled

>> No.52707718

>>52707668
>Or do I ghavr to wait until I leave?
You want to ask for what's called an "in-service rollover", though there's no guarantee your plan offers that: https://smartasset.com/retirement/in-service-rollover-401k

>> No.52707720

>>52707694
Kek. A case for one term limit.

>> No.52707722

>>52707708
lmao true... its sad there is not a list of this shit- its too much to keep track of. Would be great if the media attacked Biden for this Bull shit their ratings and revenue would increase.

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>>52707705
This is why you will not make it.

>> No.52707724

>>52707694
>>Midterms happen, redwave averted
cope

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>>52707724
IDC i write in Ron Paul every year for everything that lets me write it in...

>> No.52707741

>>52707672
That's helped CRAK outperform XLE recently. But if you literally thought "25 days of diesel left!1!" meant trucks stranded on the side of the road in 25 days, I don't know, your sources of info are bad or you need to do more critical thinking.

>> No.52707753

>>52707721
You have no thesis, im sorry that youre coping

>> No.52707756

What the fuck are bonds doing?

>> No.52707757

>>52707384
What is a guitar set up? What do you do to the guitars?

>> No.52707771

>>52707694
>Unions are the fuck toys of the Democratic party... Sad.
Let's be fair here, the NPC Republican senators voted in lockstep against a standalone bill giving rail wagies 7 sick days. So the Dems are offering objectively better terms.

>> No.52707779

>>52707694
Does anybody actually believe that union workers have no sick days?

>> No.52707781

>>52707756
they are starting to crab because people realized more interest rate hikes might be coming

>> No.52707784

>>52707741
>meant trucks stranded on the side of the road in 25 days
zerohedge told me so

>> No.52707786

>>52707771
I hate the poor. Why should they get sick days?

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52707788

>>52707753
I have called almost all of the rallies the past few months correctly on the day. I think you are coping. haha

>> No.52707791

>>52707756
Pricing in more Fed hiking? Drags the entire curve up.

>>52707784
lol yes that's why even based news sources require some "journalist filter" type reading.

>> No.52707792

>>52707771
Do you truly believe that any union workers gets no sick days? The entire thing is bullshit. They just want 7 more.

>> No.52707801

>>52707791
>>52707756
reminder the only bond etfs worth it are edv

>> No.52707802

>>52707757
Make sure the neck is straight, lower the action, remove buzz
Restring. Too ez

>> No.52707803

>>52707788
but you got bagged by SIGA
LMAO

>> No.52707806

>>52707786
Oh I agree with you, my point is that if you want Union labor to deliver Republican votes (legally or illegally), McConnell certainly doesn't.

>> No.52707813

its going to have to be a lot more red than this to unload my bags.guess im waiting for next week.

>> No.52707822

>>52707803
????

>> No.52707824

>>52707792
In the case of railroads I think that's exactly it. They have to cash out vacation time otherwise. Though the new deal offers like 1 day a year for prescheduled doctor's appointments? Something insulting like that.

>> No.52707826

>>52707625
Fidelity.
I don't have enough in it to care though.

>> No.52707825

>>52707788
So have i dumbass, theres a clear trend, i closed my shorts at 350 and just shorted with everything at 404
Provide thesis or continue coping

>> No.52707827

Baking

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>>52707803

>> No.52707850

>>52707739
Liberal media projected themselves losing every single race, so that when the elections happened and they did in fact lose the house, they could publish a bunch of cope about how the "red wave" didn't happen because it wasn't as bad as their own fake projections. Their one meaningful victory was Pennsylvania, continuing the decay of the northeast into a single party shithole while all rational human beings flee south.
Not that it matters much anyway, as you seem to be aware - both parties suck. At least with a deadlock we'll have 2 years of safety from more trash policy like the inflation "reduction" act.

>> No.52707869

>>52707850
fetterman winning was a huge L for the democrats. out of every swing race they could have won, the retarded guy won. Now they have 2 mentally incompetent retards in office

>> No.52707885

Luckin coffee bros .. how we feeling? Think it'll get higher than this?

>> No.52707887

the crab is killing me

>> No.52707889

>>52707869
literally fahrenheit 451

>> No.52707894

>>52707499
> muh reverse split
ok

>> No.52707896

>>52707827
Bake faster you fucking idiot.

>> No.52707905

DO NOT POST A NEW i am working on it right now

>> No.52707911
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>Baking
>never bake
devilish

>> No.52707914

Baking...

>> No.52707915

new
>>52707912
>>52707912
>>52707912

>> No.52707923

>>52707869
I don't see the big deal. He's just gonna be a ghost collecting a 200k paycheck and voting the line. They can probably even claim some covid bullshit to get a backup representative on the floor to declare his votes for him.
Retards in office only become a problem when they start thinking they're more than what they are. When they start talking, the problems start. Plenty of that in the republican party.

>> No.52707977

>>52706841
> like 2 available jobs
do they stop to consider what kind of jobs are available? staffing a taco bell overnight is not exactly something that matters

>> No.52709393

>>52707083
In 2021 the average wholesale price in Canada was 70 cents a gram, haven't looked at 2022 numbers yet. Retail doesn't get to see wholesale prices, they're capped at buying an ounce at a time.