/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52678774]

>Hello, my name is Barry McKochener, and I will be your interviewer today. Tell me about yourself, Mr...?

[Anonymous No.52678905]

Mr. /pol/ sir it’s a pleasure to be here. Where do I start? I’ve never had a job in my entire life, I live in my mommy’s basement and she does all cooking and cleaning for me I can’t even wipe my own ass and because my diet is strictly frozen chicken tendies I spend most of every day on my toilet screaming “MOMMY!!” or shitting my pants at my computer. I’m 28 years old with 0 skills in anything BUT I’m a nazi and I pray for nuclear apocalypse everyday. All of my problems stem from me being a cowardly piece of shit that blames a made up anxiety for not even being able to go outside, but I cope with this by being racist and blaming minorities for all my problems. So please hire me I’ll go on a shooting spree in the office and outside after 3 days of not being able to function and deciding a bunch of strangers I don’t know are destroying my life. If you want to help a faggot ass piece of shit parasitic leech and destroy your company at the same time then I implore you hire me.

[Anonymous No.52679972]

>>52678905
>I'm a Nazi
You are hired good sir.

[Anonymous No.52680067]

>>52678905
Truth