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52668477 No.52668477 [Reply] [Original]

>my stock portfolio up 4% YTD
>my crypto portfolio down 75% YTD
>90% of my net worth is in my crypto portfolio

I'm unironically a stock chad now.

>> No.52668502

>risk free 5% return on cash

Cash Chad here.

>> No.52668512

no no no, no matter stock or crypto you're still incel no matter what

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52668633

>>52668477
>make 9k off USD yield
>make 4k shorting the market
Okay boomer

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>>52668477
>bragging about 4%