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>> No.52657381

Elon's on a warpath/meltdown right now.

>> No.52657385

second for $skyt

>> No.52657392

still developing feelings for my childhood friend, again
exit all positions immediately
extremely bearish

>> No.52657397

>>52657269
>>52657334
>Dear Investor,
>Your order to buy LITOA has been cancelled. This is due to the following reason: Rejected By System.
Should I just call them up for this? If I put the order in wrong, do I have to specify something other than GTC and price/volume? I didn't think I had to set a profit loss/limit thing.

>> No.52657409
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52657409

tell me how to beat inflation without waiting for the next coronavirus collapse
growth stock suggestions?

>> No.52657424

>>52657397
i think you can sue them for compensation of hypothetical gains. you are a paying customer that was discriminated against because you are a tranny.

>> No.52657430
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52657430

Purchase $TLT on every single red day it has. 10 year will be murdered. IT comes.

>> No.52657439

stocks are going to crash 20% in 6 weeks

dont say I didnt warn ya, dont look at what their saying - look at what their doing

>> No.52657438

>>52657381
AAPL is fucked. I'm all in puts and SQQQ

>> No.52657443
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>>52657381
Actually kind of interesting. I wonder if that had anything to do with AAPL getting heemed hard today. I don't think Musk is a savior or anything, but I'm starting to like him more. He tweeted this pic lol

>> No.52657452

>>52657430
how much are you down so far?

>> No.52657453

>>52657385
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-senate-eyes-tightened-restrictions-215205153.html

>> No.52657473

>>52657443
He's clearly pissed that he's losing ad revenue, but if it's just because he did an Apu tweet, then this is becoming hilarious.

>> No.52657487

>>52657430
>TLT
Yes the market is forward looking but TLT isn't about to go up continuously until the FED stops hiking rates.

>> No.52657508
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52657508

I'm going to start doing ice baths to help with my trading. Has anyone else tried this before?

>> No.52657536

>>52657439
what are they going to do before six more weeks happens?

>> No.52657552

>>52657430
>>52657487
I still have to figure out how it's possible that 10y treasury yields are at 3.68% (according to the FRED site), yet TLT only yields about 2.43% at current trading prices.

>> No.52657555
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52657555

Kanye west interview today where he sperged out and named the jews again. Elon musk saying everything is a glownigger psyop. China happenings

I'm not gonna lie dudes this story arc is getting interesting and being long right now seems crazy. There will definitely be a happening before christmas

>> No.52657556

>>52657552
TLT isn't just 10 years

>> No.52657563
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>>52657555
CHECKED FOR THE SANTA RALLY

>> No.52657581

>>52657453
yeah it's cool and all, but it's kind of in the same spot of cannabis companies where they keep teasing regulation and then nothing happens. still waiting for it to drop to 6-7 dollars before i buy

>> No.52657584

>>52657556
that explains nothing lol

>> No.52657589

>>52657584
30yrs and 20yrs are lower yield

>> No.52657593
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52657593

How much does a prefab fallout shelter cost?

>> No.52657610

>>52657589
why are you lying?
20y is 3.97%
30y is 3.74%
both higher than the 10y yield of 3.68%

>> No.52657634

>>52657610
people seriously lock their money up for 30y?

>> No.52657637

>>52657584
Look at their holdings dude. It's mostly 1-2% tbonds right now that are going to keep getting replaced with more and more higher yielding bonds going forward

>> No.52657640

will elon partner with blackberry?

>> No.52657648

>>52657634
Insurance companies and endowments do

>> No.52657660

>>52657640
would be based if he did

>> No.52657667

>>52657589
anon the yield curve with a cute anime maid is posted here daily. No one is going to get fooled by this.
>>52657552
Not going to do the research for you, but lots of times these funds hold cash equivalents, and other weird financial instruments. They may also, reinvest the yields into more bonds. Lots of possibilities.

>> No.52657672

>>52657660
i think im gonna not sell blackberry calls at this time then, lol. Covered, but still. I've been writing bb calls for 5% monthly as a strategy worked pretty well

>> No.52657704
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52657704

I started trading about two years ago. Please rate my progress. I think I'm doing pretty good.

>> No.52657750

>>52657704
you do well anon. superman does good.

>> No.52657759

>>52657704
what are you holding?

>> No.52657763

>>52657704
keep up the good work, king

>> No.52657765

>>52657704
numbers are meaningless post %
but not losing money in 2022 is still good

>> No.52657782

>>52657637
So?
NAV and trading prices should adjust accordingly so TLT reflects the current yield.
You know what prices also fluctuate? The bonds that they are holding...
So why isn't the fund itself.
If you were to invest into the bond holdings of TLT individually right now you'd get a way greater yield...

>> No.52657796
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52657796

>futures

>> No.52657809

>>52657381
I hate Apple more than Elon and Apple needs to be brought down a peg so this is based. Imagine all those Stacys addicted to Twitter switching to Android when Apple bans Twitter from the App Store because you can't sideload apps on iPhone lol.

>> No.52657836

how hard are we crabbing for the rest of the week

>> No.52657871
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52657871

>futures

>> No.52657878

Why are chink markets up

>> No.52657887

>>52657836
Probably pretty hard if permabulls think horrible holiday sales, China cracking down on protestors, another rate hike and continued inflation is good for the market.

>> No.52657895

>>52657871
Glad I sold my spxs and Drip @ close

>> No.52657898
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>>52657878
Protests and political unrest,which means XI gotta cut out the lockdown or reopen some sectors

>> No.52657906
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52657906

God I wish I were him

>> No.52657923

>>52657452
Bought at $96. Adding up. Writing was on the wall.

>>52657487
>until the FED stops hiking rates
Correct, they will very soon. And they'll pivot early next year. That is what is being priced into the bond market. Don't listen to the sludge they put out. Everything is not fine.

>> No.52657928
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52657928

>futes

>> No.52657969
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>>52657453
Oh boy that's bullish.

>> No.52657977
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>>52657750
>>52657763
>>52657765
Thanks anons.

>>52657759
I don't hold anything. I've been fucking around with option spreads for over a year now. As I can (hypothetically) define the profits, losses, probability, and volatility skews. I tried a new strategy with SPY today, but it didn't hold enough liquidity at low deltas for the put credit spreads I was trying to run. So I'm back to square one.

>> No.52657985

>>52657887
pendulum is already swinging, futes are green. I hate crab markets

>> No.52657989
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52657989

>private equity investing is taking some money pooled with others and leveraging it up through banks to buy out small companies and drive up their profits to crash the company a decade or so later, sometimes going public after investment to dump IPO on retail

So if I get some big muscle in suits and roll up to a lemonade stand and threaten some little girls to take a few hundreds in investment and take cuts of their profits until they give up on venture this is private equity investing on a small scale?

>> No.52657992
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52657992

Santa rally!

>> No.52657994
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52657994

>>52657977
Man,what went wrong with emma.

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52658010

>>52657871
This is fake.

China stocks is up because BEIJING is going to support the real estate sector. Kind of bullish... next step is to start lifting resections on covid.

>> No.52658051
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52658051

>yields

>> No.52658074
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52658074

Anons, will the railroad strikes actually happen or just get cockblocked again like last time?

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/biden-joins-over-400-trade-groups-calling-congress-pass-legislation-avert-crippling-rail

>> No.52658090

is the china covid stuff bearish or bullish for sox

>> No.52658098
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52658098

Asian shares edged higher on Tuesday as Beijing's latest move to support developers boosted the property sector, though it was still not clear what new damage public unrest over China's zero-COVID policy might do to the economy.

Shares of Chinese property companies surged after the country's securities regulator lifted a ban on equity refinancing for listed property firms.

The biggest real estate crash just got inverted. OMG!

>> No.52658124

>>52658074
Yes. Two weeks from now, the railroad workers will go on strike. It will be horrible. Society will collapse. Sell everything.

>> No.52658129
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>>52658090
If you are trading headlines you do not have an edge. It's already too late once the headline comes out.

I was extremely bearish against the chip industry. I am now feeling more and more bullish.

I rode SOXS up to $70.

Staying committed to a bear or bull side is a good way to get blown the fuck up in this crazy ass market.

>> No.52658130

>>52657994

QUICK. SOMEONE GIVE HER A HAMBURGER

>> No.52658151
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52658151

Why are horse stocks so powerful
>WKHS
>BHS
its literally that easy

>> No.52658153

>>52658130
>hamburger
She's british,she only eats beans

>> No.52658176
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52658176

>>52657563
>S&P up 61397,6976477 points
Now *that's* a rally

>> No.52658179

>>52658153

she better start eating burgers. if she fills up with beans, i'm not sure what will happen is a skinny woman eats a shit load of beans.

will probably smell like death

>> No.52658190

>>52658098
So China going to allow their property sector to refinance before they lift rates? I dont get it.

>> No.52658192
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52658192

>all the bulls smug that the market would be green because futures were red yesterday
It's okay fags, the futures are greenie today so it'll be crab-green on zero news or reason. Then tomorrow when Powell talks you'll get heemed like a faggot like happens every time Powell comes out nowadays. COURAGE.

>>52657381
You mean a basedpath.

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52658193

>>52658151
>bayhorse silver
NONONONO

>> No.52658202

Any tips on opening a position? i am currently frozen and cant bring myself to open any position

>> No.52658208

>>52658129
He said sox he clearly means SOXX the semiconductor index.

>>52658074
If you're reading about it in the newspaper it'll be a big nothingburger. Every time /biz/ or /pol/ is hyped abotu a BIG HAPPENING, nothing happens. Things just slowly get worse. Your youth ebbs away but somehow the people who were in charge when you were a kid are still in charge btu now they're basically walking corpses sustained by the blood of virgins. We are ruled by vampires.

>> No.52658223
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>>52658202
Well congrats you are not stupid. This market is a shitshow...

>> No.52658231
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52658231

As of tonight I have decided that I'm going to swing my leveraged short ETFs into PSLV at the bottom, and then claim physical delivery. My short ETFs will be at their highs while silver is at its lows, and this will allow me to make a clean break from our fucked up financial and monetary systems, and all the risks posed by them.

>> No.52658237

"Illegal strikes"
Just because you cant fire someone because you cant hire someone else doesnt make it illegal
I hope norkies annex theor southern nigger loving neighbors.

>> No.52658243

>>52658202
Wait until something pumps or dumps significantly to buy a put or call

>> No.52658250

>>52657898
They deployed extra support to chink real estate which is good

>> No.52658255

>>52658231
will you have enough shares for 10 1,000 oz bars?

>> No.52658256

>>52658151
Thats why there's a whole general reserved specifically for bayhorse discussion. As soon as silver crosses the $1000 an ounce barrier then all the silver in that mine will be worth hundreds of dollars.

>> No.52658270

>>52658255
Once silver has dumped and my LSETFs have mooned, I should have at least 2x that.

>> No.52658284

>>52658250
Apparently every time they do this housing prices surge and they prevent it again.

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52658302

>>52657994
you know what

>> No.52658306

>>52658223
and crypto is not doing any better, if i had put the trades i wanted to i wouldve made like 60% tho but im just frozen

>> No.52658320
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52658320

I yolo'd my live savings into AAPL January puts.

>> No.52658330
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52658330

Oh shit I just realized we have 2 days of Fed fuckery coming up.
>SPY0A

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>>52658320
Degenerate gamblers. Gamblers everywhere. They never short the top. Only when the markets start showing weakness or near the short term bottom.

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52658336

Holy fuck I got 18 applicants in one day for the janny position we posted. Apparently people are taking the jannypill

>> No.52658342
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52658342

amex offered me roughly ~3,000 dollars worth of membership points to get their platinum card
this is THE most absurd personal card deals i've ever seen, and i really worry that this is a sign of desperation from them. bearish.

>> No.52658356
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52658356

henlo esemgee hoep yuo had gud daye 2day :)


what is ur plans 2 maek monye this tiem?

>> No.52658360

>>52658332
I haven't taken my position yet, just testing the waters. I think I'll just gamble with a smaller position.

>>52658336
Or a whole ton of service sector workers just got laid off and without any other options, have settled on janitorial work to get through the next few months of darkness.

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>>52658342
>150,000 points

notice they don't say what you actually get in dollars. i'm assuming these points can only be used for plane tickets or hotel rooms.

>> No.52658376

>>52658360
Oh bb, I hope I get a few cubicle cucks that I can abuse.

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>>52658356
HELLO ANON
I have no plans. Just the usual. I don't know if there is going to be a significant bear break here or more crab.

>> No.52658385

>>52658342
>annual fee
>$695
Pfffffttttt hahahahahaha

>> No.52658395

I can’t believe I actually got scammed by bayhorse, it’s got to be my worst trade to date ever.

>> No.52658399

>>52658342
Venmo gave me $10 just to log back into my account so they could pad their numbers. Fidelity is offering $150 to open an account with $50 deposited.

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>>52658336
Are you trying to become the baron of janitors?

>> No.52658404

>>52658395
Think about all the hungry villagers you fed in India though.

>> No.52658406

>>52658385

He's one of those dudes addicted to credit cards. probably looking for the super ultra black card or whatever.

>> No.52658407

>>52658371
it's very well known what these points are worth in dollar amounts.
amex points are worth roughly 2.2 cents per point when redeemed for travel, so that's a 3,300 dollar value. they can be used to pay for stuff, but you lose a lot of the value there.
>>52658385
>use the card for a year
>3,300 dollars in travel
>695 annual fee (mostly offset with the benefits)
>call in and downgrade the card to low/no fee
>out jew the jews
>>52658399
yeah i saw that fidelity stuff too, seems very strange and overly lucrative.

>> No.52658410
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>>52658336
This seems bearish...
very bearish...

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52658413

>>52658400
Allah willing

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>>52658376
Tea bag a tech worker

>> No.52658424

>>52658404
Yeah I guess, touché sirs you got me that time well played

>> No.52658430

>>52658399
>>52658407

i'm assuming the fidelity thing is only for people with high credit scores or some other absurd condition.

no way are they doing that for everyone.

>> No.52658435

>>52658430
>Starting on November 17, 2022, when you open an eligible account and make a deposit of $50 or more, you'll receive a $150 cash reward deposited into the eligible account that qualified you for the offer.

>> No.52658438

>>52658410
It's unironically the most bearish thing I've ever seen. Me and my boss share the indeed account and he called me and we were both like wtf is going on? We've never got more than a couple of applicants over the course of a week, now we get 18 over the course of 4 hours. And some of these people are legit. Although we are offering $15.50 an hour which is well above the going standard.

>> No.52658451

>>52658407

>it's very well known what these points are worth in dollar amounts.
>amex points are worth roughly 2.2 cents per point when redeemed for travel, so that's a 3,300 dollar value. they can be used to pay for stuff, but you lose a lot of the value there.

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever considered just getting your own hotel room and paying for it? Or getting your own plane ticket and paying for it? Isn't this all a bit silly?

>> No.52658460

>>52658451
why would i do that? i've incurred 0 interest charges, boosted my credit score, and the annual fees i've paid doesn't come anywhere close to the points i've gotten from these credit cards.

>> No.52658461

>>52658417
If I find out any of these people applying are former product managers or coders, I will hire them and put them on bathroom duty. Then I will go out of my way to break them physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

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>>52658407
>Yeah it costs $695/yr
>b-but I get $3300 worth of leisure items!
>s-surely this will not prevent me from accumulating wealth?!
ah, a perfect customer I see...

>> No.52658468

Can anyone explain why oil has staged a full in reversal out of no where?

>> No.52658473

>>52658463
bro you just call in and downgrade the card to low/no fee after a year.

>> No.52658474

dollar seesawing

>> No.52658484

>>52658468
The arabs have summoned an oil dhjin to fight the chinese cultivators

>> No.52658486

>>52658468
SPR scamdumps stopped now that midterms are over.

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>>52658473
But the lifestyle anon. I mean, for a playah like you, $695 isn't that much is it? How could you resist after seeing the glamour. the jealousy. the swooning women that comes with flashing an AMEX (TM) card...
C'mon...
You deserve it...

>> No.52658498

>>52658468
oil might have a small bounce, but it will continue going down. All the oil trannies will screech in disbelief and many will confidently say they are buying the dip

>> No.52658501

>>52657430
Bought TLT LEAP calls.

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52658508

we're gonna make it esemgee!!!

>> No.52658513

>>52658463
Don't tell him dude. Just let him accumulate 100000000000000000 Crdit card points. That way he can get free airline tickets. He has it all planned put. He's smarter than the credit card company

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>>52658413
Have mercy on those poor cubical workers. They have no idea what kind of shitstain diseases are about to be unreleased onto their workplace.

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52658524

>>52658508
lolno

>> No.52658529

lot of people who are NGMI in this thread. i've accumulated 5k+ worth of travel in the last 3 years and have paid negligible fees and 0 interest.
i've also boosted my credit score 80+ points, which is huge for things like home loans.

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52658533

>>52658438
Maybe a big employer just laid off a bunch near you. Wouldn't surprise me if automakers are fucked again due to the EV bubble so maybe that's what it is.

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52658541

we're not goign 2 maek it esemgee!!!!!!

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>>52658508
I hope so. It's about time I fucked one of (((them))).

>> No.52658548

>>52658533
I've noticed most of the people applying are either maintenance technicians for factories or cleaners for hotels. Both make a lot of sense when you think about the state of the economy.

>> No.52658551

>>52658541
Take your retard pills again?

>> No.52658555

>>52658548
Hire a big booty latina
No crackwhores

>> No.52658567

HSI midday close was +666
what did they mean by this

>> No.52658569
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>>52658541
not with that attitude

>> No.52658571
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52658571

Who else is waiting for papa powell to talk so they can blow their account up on 0dte options?

>> No.52658574
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52658574

China releases 16 measures to support real estate financing, encourages extension of trust loans and domestic bonds.

Shit... looks like this faux golden bull made of led rally is getting closer and closer.

>> No.52658576

>>52658202
Learn when to call it quits

>> No.52658582
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>>52658463

>talks about accooomulating wealth
>doesn't understand how to leverage debt
>doesn't understand the time value of money

Fucking retard. $50,000 in credit now is worth more than $100,000 cash 6 months from now you stupid gorilla.

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>>52658548

>>52658555
This. Get yourself a pudgy latina waifu that can cook and clean. That's your only hope of a family.

>> No.52658591
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>>52658551
nevr stopd taekign them LOLE

>> No.52658607
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>>52658541
oh yeah well I am cause TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIME-ING THE MARKET... LOL

>>52658548
factory techs I get
are those cleaners out of staters? who was even going on vacation in Michigan before that would stop going now? not that there's nothing to see there just doesn't seem like a volatile market.

>>52658582
>just debtmaxx-
nope. personal debt bad, simple as.

>> No.52658623

>>52658607
They are not working at resorts, they are working at places like the holiday inn or the Sheraton. Typical places people stay at on business trips, not resorts.

>> No.52658626

>>52658607
>take out debt to make more money in the future
>value of debt goes down due to inflation
>come out far ahead by leveraging debt

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>>52658607

When did I ever tell you to debtmaxx?

If you don't understand how someone loaning you thousands of dollars upfront in exchange for 10% interest is beneficial to you..you might be a literal retard.

Odds are you are just a coping poor person.

>> No.52658633

>>52658567
It feels like the Covid lockdowns are their version of rate hikes

>> No.52658636
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>>52658582

So.if I get 50k in debt, I get paid 100k in 6 months? Can I look at this particular legal contract you signed? That's a great deal! Why even work lol

>> No.52658640
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52658640

This market is a shitshow

>> No.52658642
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52658642

China just said it will hold a Covid press briefing at 3pm Beijing time today and markets are getting very excited.

>> No.52658643

>>52657409
>positive skew strategies, such as trend following
>gold
If I was at home I'd post my graphs.

>> No.52658645

>>52658631
Debt maxxing is alright as long as the money is reinvested wisely. Dont debt max and be 83% diwn ytd like me.

>> No.52658647

not using a credit card for free 30 day loans is retarded. However, paying a 700 usd annual fee to use a card is several notches more retarded

>> No.52658650

How big is your stock watchlist?
right now I'm following 50 and can't decide if I should trim it down so I can focus on them more or add to it so that I have more potential opportunities on my radar

>> No.52658651

thoughts on snow before earnings?

>> No.52658653

>>52658647
>paying a 700 dollar fee 1 time to get 3,300 dollars worth of points is retarded
???
you just downgrade the card. then there's no fee.

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>>52658642
I'm getting so excited I'm about to cry!!!!!! Finally I can have a rally to wipe all the pain away!!!

>> No.52658663

>>52658636
>anon expects inflation
>expects higher wages and more costly future debt
>takes debt now, future wages+inflation negate his old debt
Except now we are going through a stagnating recession bouyed by a strong dollar that is cracking

>> No.52658665

>>52658653
Lol how closely have you read and examined this legal contract? You know a group of lawyers wrote it.

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>>52658659
rumor on covid: Beijing will soon announce a policy to officially end zero-covid by emphasizing the low fatality rate of new variants and the zero-covid policy has achieved a historical success in protecting people’s lives. Markets already responded.

CHINA IS REOPENING>>>> HOLY SHIT! OIL BROS WE GONNA MAKE IT! SEMI CHIPS TRAN SISTERS WE GONNA MAKE IT! YOU CAN FINALLY GET YOUR GAY TRAN SURGERY!!!

>> No.52658672

>>52658665
i always read the terms, especially on such a wildly lucrative points bonus. there is no provision in the contract that would remove my points if i cancel or downgrade the card after one year.

>> No.52658677

>>52658663

>16% interest a month on all outstanding balances
>Thinks inflation will go that high lol

I know a scam when I see one

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>>52658647

>60 whole heckin dolleridoos a month, how am I ever going to afford that!!!!

I hate poor people so much its unreal.

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>>52658650
36. I have them grouped by sector so it's pretty easy to track all of them.

>> No.52658690

>If we in our sole discretion determine that you have engaged in abuse, misuse, or gaming in connection with the welcome offer in any way or that you intend to do so (for example, if you applied for one or more cards to obtain a welcome offer (s) that we did not intend for you; if you cancel or downgrade your account within 12 months after acquiring it; or if you cancel or return purchases you made to meet the Threshold Amount), we may not credit Membership Rewards® points to, we may freeze Membership Rewards® points credited to, or we may take away Membership Rewards® points from your account. We may also cancel this Card account and other Card accounts you may have with us.
damn...you btfo the jew bros..

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52658691

Why do they fight it brothers?

>> No.52658692

>>52658672
Good for you anon. If one credit card like that is a good idea, than you should get 5 more.

>> No.52658695

>>52658636

You need to work on your reading comprehension you disgusting europoor.

>> No.52658700

>>52658692
People used to cardmill

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>>52658691
CHINA IS REOPENING!!!! SHIT OIL BROS WE GONNA MAKE! PRAISE ALLAH THANK YOU JESUS GOODNIGHT AMEN BUDDHA.

>> No.52658713

>>52658690
again, you pay the fee once after a full year (you can sometimes get them to waive it too), then you're in the clear to downgrade.
>>52658692
this is my fourth one. my credit score is pumping.

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>>52658623
I see. So, it's as I suspected. Those EV meme companies and big tech can't afford to fly people to schmooze with automakers & Tier1's anymore. Well. At least used cars might reach reasonable prices again.

>>52658626
>>52658631
>Just get a >10% return on a few $10K bro
>Ignore the downside fact it can NOT happen to you >>52658645
>Just ignore the constant payments your CC company bro it's chump change haha...
I never said business debt bad. But CC's are not for business.

>> No.52658723

>>52658677
0% intro apr. Some people would just balance transfer using that 0% apr
Doesnt work in crab/unknown markets unless you are yield farming.

>> No.52658728

>>52658677

>someone offers you $100,000 cash today
>the only catch is that you have to pay them back $116,000 one year from now
>I KNOW A SCAM WHEN I SEE ONE

this is why you will always be poor lol.

>> No.52658736

>>52658686
Yeah that's basically what I do as well except I've got about a dozen in consumer defensive so I need to trim the fat on that

>trains
I've just dipped my toes into railroads recently since hearing about the strikes and so far I've just checked out CNI, CP, UNP
any advice when it comes torailroad stocks?

>> No.52658739

>>52658713

>4th credit card

Lol why stop now? Get giga credit cards. Get 10 of them until they catch you slippin. One false move and your gains are erased

>> No.52658740

>>52658721
nobody said use credit cards to buy stocks
student loans are a great example
>take out 30k student loan debt
>4 years of school, 10 year repayment program
>14 years of inflation crush down your entire loan
>increase your wages 4-5x if you get a highly specialized, in demand skill (not women's studies)
this is how you leverage debt.

>> No.52658743
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52658743

Fuck your santa rally. We about to get a fake golden bull rally that will shake away all the bears. Fool the normies and everyone else we are going to have a soft landing. The fed will be praised as miracle workers. This is the type of rallies where millionaires will be made...Before the real motherfucker crash.

>> No.52658747

16% a month compounded is 600% annual btw

>> No.52658758

>>52658739
well you actually can't do that, they will start blacklisting you if you go hog wild on getting new credit cards every couple of months
come this time next year i'll be applying for a new card. with another bonus. to get more money. and increase my credit score.

>> No.52658761

>>52658548
you dont know anything about the econom you are retard. stfu!!!!!

>> No.52658762

>>52658202
Buy spy puts at 375 dated mid feb.

Thank me later.

>> No.52658764

>>52658743
>We about to get a fake golden bull rally

What do you think the last 4 weeks was you fucking idiot?

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52658771

is /smg/ a John Deere or a CAT general?

>> No.52658773

>>52658736
Most of the stuff on those lists are a mixture of large/mid caps. It doesn't seem like there are a lot of new train companies so the old staples seem the way to go. I don't do deep FA, mostly just hope the news causes big dips I can buy. Only doing hold till I die for trains so the prices don't matter to me too much.

>> No.52658781

>>52658747

Don't tell them. I wanna watch them fail and laugh at them. I assume 80% of the credit card users will get fucked and miss a payment or many. How many people never fuck up?

>> No.52658784

>>52658771
This is CNHI turrtory ya ho ass bitch!

>> No.52658791

>>52658740
Honestly just using margin from your broker and a 2x leveraged fund is already 4x leverage. you shouldnt need mroe than that. God help you if you margin options

>> No.52658800

>>52658764
I called the last rally you faggot. And that was not a real bull rally. We are about to have a pullback the perfect opportunity to start loading up on different sectors that will run... like the august rally possibly even bigger.

>> No.52658801

>>52658791
what if i use margin to buy 0 DTE options on triple leveraged ETFs

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>>52658747

It's actually 600,000%

>>52658781
This post reeks of poorfag lol.

>> No.52658810

>>52658801
Not a bad strategy if youre suicidal and want to play a sophisticated version of russian roulette

>> No.52658816

>>52658791
What if you use margin options on leveraged ETFs?

>> No.52658828
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52658828

is /smg/ a Fedex or a UPS general?

>> No.52658834

>average credit card spend per month is 2,500 (all expenses go here)
>rent is 1,500
>after tax income per month is 6,200
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN ANNUAL FEE!
hehe

>> No.52658835

>>52658800
>I called the last rally you faggot

Cool. I made $60,000 this year shorting the top multiple times.

I'm $45,000 short right now btw.

>> No.52658847
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China Propaganda just announced covid is a nothingburger. former head chief editor of the CCP Global Times.

CHINA IS REOPENING. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. THIS IS THE RALLY I WAS ANTICIPATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.52658848

>>52658834

This lol. Dude is talking about getting a credit card with a $250,000 limit and the poorfags are sweating a $700 fee kek.

>> No.52658849

>>52658835
What is your exit date/price? For me its when my 375 mid feb spy puts are work around $3k each

>> No.52658856

>>52658847
fuck i should have bought more SOXL calls today

>> No.52658857

>>52658828
UPS cause the employees have weirder videos on youtube

>> No.52658858
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>>52658847
Get ready.

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>>52658835
I hear you, hard to believe people are still so bullish in retail. Maybe that's part of the reason most of these people don't seem to have much money on places like StockTwits even when I see people on there admitting they're in their 30s and 40s.

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>>52658857
QRD of UPS/FDX employee youtube video situation?

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>>52658771
I had a John Deere toy tractor as a kid so I'll go with that. I like green better than yellow for industrial vehicle color. My older brother is a millwright at a tractor manufacturing plant in Saskatchewan.

>> No.52658885

>smg has actually become a place where 5 figure zoomers "flex" their wealth
We're nowhere near the bottom

>> No.52658888

>>52658872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WrhIgNHS8

>> No.52658894

>>52658847
OIL

>> No.52658901

So China is reopening after shitting itself over protests? I might have to long a bunch of stocks then.

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>>52658859

The truth is that smg (and all of 4chan) are complete poorfags.

All you have to do is post a picture of like $10,000 in cash and they sperg out.

If you're over 30 and you don't have 6 figures in liquidity, you already lost.

>> No.52658911

>>52658901
Don't, this will drive up demand for oil (covid policy was the only thing keeping it down) which will drive inflation again, which will cause more hawking fed, which will decrease equities.

>> No.52658922

>>52658901
Nothing actually confirmed yet aside from social media rumors about the press conference in an hour. It has already been frontrun though and feels unbelievable because that would mean China is listening to protests

>> No.52658926

>>52658901

>3 years later
>still falling for literal CCP propaganda

You deserve to lose money desu.

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>>52658926
Old man buffet is not a value investor. he knew this was all going to happen. He is a dirty investor. A inside trader.

Taiwan election was bullish
China lockdown was fud
China reopening is 1000% bullish.

I bow to the king.

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>>52658884
thats a niec story anon :)

My dad operates a big CAT digger and when I was a kid he would let me operate it :)
I also drived a Johnothan the Deer tractor a bunch wehn I was a kid as well :)

>> No.52658965

>>52658848
Why do you need a 250k credit card if you have 20k in the bank? Im confused

>> No.52658972

>>52658948

Buffet is down 60% on his BABA bags btw you fucking idiot. He had to literally insider trade Blizzard to make back all the money he lost betting on the Chinese. He is currently being investigated by the SEC.

>> No.52658983

>>52658965
it shows creditors you are responsible with debt. this increases your credit score. this gives you far better terms on loans, which allows you to make more money on things like housing or other investments.

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>>52658926
Yeah I don't think so. Chinese catering, hotel and tourism stocks rallied yesterday. Inside traders. They are everywhere.

>> No.52658995

>>52658948
It honestly surprises me that people think that Buffet or Munger in their 90s are still responsible for Berkshire's investments.

>> No.52658999

>>52658965

>why would you want $250,000 when you could have $20,000

Poor people are fucking unbelievable.

>> No.52659000

>>52658983
Are you sure this isn't just a scam for credit card companies to make money?

>> No.52659010

>>52659000
they're obviously making money. if you don't play the game right, you lose.
that goes the same for virtually anything in life.

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52659042

>when bobo drops a new red bar

>> No.52659051

>>52659000
credit card companies make their money by jewing retailers to accept them at their store. They collect 4% of every purchase you make at your store and then give you 0.4% back to trick you into thinking its a good deal.


Their bread and butter is not overcharge fees

>> No.52659059

>>52658995
They obviously don't run it, but they are snakes and propaganda mouth pieces.

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52659081

SOXS to $80.

>> No.52659082

>>52659051
when CBDC is released and the govt makes their own payment cards credit card companies are fucked

>> No.52659097

Watching y'all get into another bull trap and become exit liquidity into bonds because you believe the China re-opening meme wil be fun

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>>52659097
When everyone including the pros, normies, plebs, the dead are expecting a epic crash and a recession next year the opposite tends to happen.

Depression is certainly going to occur just the timeframe of everyone predicting it will be surely wrong.

>> No.52659124

>>52659097
ur trans

>> No.52659132

>>52659116
Well it says in the next 12 months so if it's not in the next 12 months when the fuck even is going to happen by 2024 FED will most likely be cutting rates

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>>52659124
no u

>> No.52659153

>>52659097
the smartest thing for Xi to do is to reopen and punish a patsy, no point in obeying him if you're going to die in a shipping container because of a fake virus.

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looks like we'll be crashing straight up today

>> No.52659170

WHY THE FUCK DOES IBM HAVE A P/E RATIO OF 100

>> No.52659173

>>52659153
China holds briefings on its virus response on an almost weekly basis, and they’re typically used by officials to reiterate the government’s line on Covid Zero. The last time a briefing with a similar lineup of officials was held was a week ago, when health official Hu Xiang said China was sticking with its approach as the current Covid outbreak was “severe and complex.”

These briefings are sometimes used to announce more incremental news, but rarely, if ever, has a significant change been announced in this forum, given the status of the officials. The briefings are more often held after big shifts, which are usually announced via state media, are unveiled -- such as the 20 measures -- and give officials a chance to unpack the broader decision and its implications.

Shortly after the 20 steps were announced, the NHC hosted a briefing where they emphasized that the playbook overhaul was a refinement of the existing approach, not a relaxation of controls.

>> No.52659216

>>52659173
>>52659153
this is why geopolitics helps a lot with finance
there is a 0% chance xi backs down on covid zero, to do so would admit he was wrong.

at best they rename it to like covid 16 to imply it's a less lethal variant and not as bad any more, which is basically true

Im not sure covid is ever going to go away, so it's kind of their only option

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>>52659173
Nice fud you got there bud. All news is controlled by the CCP. Nothing will get broadcasted through their network unless it has been pre-approved by the ccp. Announcing COVID is a notherburger is EXTREMELY BULLISH. Even if they don't announce any plans of reopening. Maybe they will talk about relaxing of the covid lockdowns. Which will give the markets time to breathe and buy the whatever dips will come. You add on top of that the CCP saving the real estate market. It's all just so damn bullish. My God, some of your so dense you cannot see a freight train 2 feet away from you. This is why most people are bad traders. They cannot see an obvious trend forming until it's at the top.

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Thoughts on China? YINN is looking great for a long all-in. Here's the situation as I understand it:

Bear case:
>COVID protests are getting bigger, more violent, and more politically explicit
>rotten tail housing credit crisis still ungoing
>war in Ukraine might force Xi to pick a side between economic and military allies

Bull case:
>zero COVID is just a deflationary tactic, and concessions are already coming to protestors
>state banks are concerted under xi in avoiding the credit crisis
>Beijing was dovish when Pelosi went to Taiwan and will probably avoid severing ties with the US

Go all in?

>> No.52659275

>>52659153
Guys like Xi or Putin fail to see that they are but tolerated prisoners of their own pupulace. These types never see it until it's over and too late. Fits the psych profiles too. Hubris.

>> No.52659300

>>52659253
I'm not against it, most of the immanent chinese collapse crap comes from falun gong qtards. China bottomed. I would not invest in individual companies though.

>> No.52659306
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How to win the stock market.

Be first - Nah. i don't trust it. Not enough information. It's going to go back down. HOW CAN YOU BE SURE? this has never gone up before... what makes you think it will go up> no one is talking about? i think you are just guessing. I'm not touching this stock because I don't want to take any risks OKAY? I follow trends. not speculate!

Be Smarter. Stocks are going. I will wait for a pullback. OMG it's crashing. i'm not buying this shit! OMG stocks are going up past the previous high. I better buy in before it's too late. Oh SHIT it's crashing. I'm not selling for a small loss. I will ride it out. but I have no idea why it's crashing. I will just hold. oh shit i am now a bag holder. FUCK MY LIFE. STOCKS ARE RIGGED!!! SHIT!!!!!!!

Cheat. I don't know how.

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>>52659253
China is the house always wins and doesn't give a fuck about obliterating its economy, enjoy getting chinked every witch way

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Most people are retarded.. I don't know why I sometimes trick myself into thinking /smg/ isn't retarded... but then I read a thread like this... 250 posts of people arguing about credit cards and chink propaganda. The worst /smg/ ever. So many shit takes.

>> No.52659362

>>52658651
IV too high. Bad risk/reward on a gamble. Buying shares might be smart.

>> No.52659375
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>>52659356
Crabish

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>>52659306
>be first to a really good deal
>actually whoever is fucking literally ass-end late when it enters the normiesphere awareness makes most profit because ZOMG SELL THE NEWS!1!1!1!!! boomers mass-selling before the massive pop
>be smarter
>your good investments lag FOR MONTHS behind fucking retarded pump and dump scams everyone KNOWS are a pump and dump, but you can still make 100% profit within a week

The only sound investment that always works and has 100% returns is ROPE.

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Today we crab.

>> No.52659404

>>52659375
Futures up 0.3% on a Chinese tweet and /smg/ has decided we are going to all time highs again and that you either have to debt max or not own a credit card because if you get a credit card your balance immediately goes to 200,000

I really think this thread is full of the blackest dumbest gorilla niggers with no impulse control

>> No.52659408

>>52659356
and then you have posters like this who cant even formulate their own opinion on anything nor provide anything substantial and just bitch and complain. high estro/onions diets will do that

>> No.52659412

Hello, bitches

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>>52659404
hahahaha NIGGA YOU FUNNY!

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>>52657366
Thank you thetafags for selling me SQQQ calls. Nice easy scalp.

>> No.52659427

>>52659404
Feds are gonna pivot and we're gonna pump to ATH. Santa rally baby

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How much do glasses cost? I need an exam and the whole works. How much if I go cheap on the frames? I realized I can't see shit.

>> No.52659450

>>52659427
The markets aren't intelligent or forward looking all. They are full to the brim with pajeets, chinks all different flavor of Jewish scammers and hundreds of millions of retarded goys that dca their paychecks into companies they don't even know wtf they do

>>52659408
Been shilling bear for 3 weeks.

N

>> No.52659460

>>52659429
like $100-200+ my man. depends if you have insurance too. and these are cheap glasses, you should really get ones at like $200-300+ range with computer light protection, glare reduction, drop resistant, etc.

>> No.52659467

>>52658486
I thought we had 15m barrels for November and another 15m for December?

>> No.52659478

>>52658582
You're type is about to be completely BTFO'd very soon, probably around two weeks

>> No.52659483

Futures do be Green

>> No.52659488

>>52659460
Vision insurance is another jewish scam for retards

>>52659429
Just order some shit off eyebuy direct for $15 don't listen to that faggot. Go to an optometrist and get a prescription and then order the shit online before he jews you $300 for glasses

>> No.52659501

POWW GO UP YOU BLOODY BENCHOD

>> No.52659517

>>52658451
You people that post this shit are retarded. I’ve flown 30-40 times since I graduated college and haven’t paid once. I’ve stayed in hotels for probably a month or more total for free. Why the fuck would you waste money paying for this kind of thing when you can sign up for a piece of plastic and downgrade it later like >>52658460 says. The people that browse this site are so low iq holy shit
Most recently I paid for flights to Japan and back to the states direct entirely with points that would have cost me anywhere from $1k to $2k each way. I’ve flown to Europe and throughout for literally $0. Actual retards

>> No.52659552

Jusr wait until you guys hear about my over 100% expected returns at casinos when factoring in player card rewards and comps.

>> No.52659556

i would say one's opinion of credit cards is a good character filter the same way how someone can be asked rei or asuka

>> No.52659563

>>52658463
>>52658495
>>52658513
>>52658653
>>52658690
>>52658739
>>52658647
>>52658781
Holy fuck you people are retarded. This is seriously who occupies these threads? Lol. No wonder you all lose money.
See >>52659517 and shut the fuck up. Bunch of actual credit cards bad poors in here lmao.

>> No.52659571

>>52659556
Running all your expenses into rewards cards is just objectively superior. Only boomers, niggers and women think credit cards have to be maxed out and then you make minimum payments on them

>> No.52659587

>>52659563
They can't be saved anon. I'll see you in the centurion lounge and have a toast to dabbing on the financially illiterate.

>> No.52659612

>>52657796
What a delicious looking plate of Goyslop.

>> No.52659622

>>52659556
For me it's asuka. I can fix her.

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>apartment complex begging me to renew my lease like three months early for the same rent
Hey so basically I'm just not gonna renew it (the lease)
I'm sorry!!!!! I know..... UGH I know....
It's just that I'm not doing it is all
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52659631

>>52659563
the paypig is getting angry...

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>>52659587

lol. in 10 years, i'll still have a giant penis and no credit cards. you'll be eating out of a trash can and begging visa not to harm your credit card score.

>I'm sorry sir
>Please don't lower my credit score
>I'm just a little bit behind this month

Most of those posts were from me from my phone by the way.

>> No.52659651

>>52659638
Dude when my mental illness peaks ill be able to wrack up 100k of debt I never pay back in my twilight years. For now I'll get good goy points for using the debt card and paying it off in full.

>> No.52659656

>>52659630
yeah but then you'd have to move. you wanna move?

>> No.52659666

>>52659638
In ten years I'll be retired, traveling to various Asian countries, and polluting their gene pool by impregnating as many women as I possibly can.
Way to stick it to the man though.

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>>52659656
Month to month rent, fren. My rent will get cheaper each month beginning this February as Jpow wages another shoah.

>> No.52659678

>>52659630
My complex just did the same shit a week ago, sent me the renewal five months before the lease is up kek.

>rent is going up $150
>BUT if I renew within the next two weeks I can pay $1540 instead of $1550 a month
I will be taking my leave thank you!

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>>52659678
>$1540 instead of $1550
They really think they're sweetening the deal there, huh?

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>>52658801
>>52658816
Options on 3x leveraged ETF’s is very degen and should only be used for scalping. 1-2 day hold max. The theta decay is high, and remember that leveraged ETF’s have their own decay so it’s double decay. Any gains sustained from the rise or dip in the price can be wiped out quick for holding too long.

>> No.52659722

>>52659711
Roger that. Buying 30 strike SOXL calls that expire in 2025.

>> No.52659731

Dax still doing better than sp500, kek

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>>52659731
Isn't Europe about to get plunged into fimbulwinter December 4th or 5th or something? That may knock a point or two off the DAX.

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>>52659700
How could I pass up on such a steal?

>> No.52659765

>>52659745
no they'll have enough gas, it just might get expensive since it's pretty high already

>> No.52659788

INTC and GRNDR and even SGMA buttstuff were all major plays this year that would've gott you like 3x - 6x your money

>> No.52659823

>>52659745
Big air shougang bros...

>> No.52659844

>>52659788
I wonder if Grindr is going to have UONE-like pumps during gay pride month next year. Might grab some calls a month before June and see if they rip if I remember

>> No.52659850

>>52659745

Is that photoshopped? Jesus....

>> No.52659862

>>52659745
This is straight out of a Tony Hawk game lmao

>> No.52659893

>>52659823
>>52659862
The cooling towers being *right there* are what makes it, I think.

>>52659850
Searching "big air Shougang" suggests it is very real.

>> No.52659980

>>52659850
No that's real. They did ski and snowboard big air events there.

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>>52657366
Would I be retarded to buy puts on $SPY this week? Will the market somehow interpret that damn gnome Jerome's speech as bullish because it's not as bad as it could be?

>> No.52660011

>>52659988
There's always a possibility in the clown market, but you have a good chance of winning.

>> No.52660073

>>52659988
Jpow repeats the same shit for like a year now there's nothing new coming out of this week's speech

>> No.52660094

>most substantial thing said in the china covid press conference is "we're gonna vax the old people more"
>china markets still pump into close
bulls are mentally ill. good news is bullish, bad news is bullish, no news is bullish, all news is bullish. someone could just spread their ass in front of the camera and it'd be bullish.

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>>52660094
thats the ccp forcing institutional buyers to buy back stocks its not anything to do with bulls or bears

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>>52660094
what u mean to say is change from the current bad situation is bullish because it is

>> No.52660143

>>52660094
Nowhere else for the money to go. Once people figure out bonds are a buy it's going to get bloody.

>> No.52660155

Wtf is Winnie The Pooh doing with their stock market

>> No.52660163

>OMG china is gonna reopen
>BUYBUYBUY
>china doesnt reopen
>market doesnt dump
Bulls really just try and find any excuse

>> No.52660173

>>52660155
He's artificially bringing them down to go re-acquisition hem from the Paper Tiger West by bringing them down and then buying out the rats who flee from a sinking ship.

>> No.52660187

>>52660163
Let them have their copium. It will make the downfall that much sweeter.

>> No.52660192

>>52660173
>down
But it's 5% up, a revolution is on the horizon and the west is starting to condemn them

>> No.52660197

retardanon here, i haven't been following the stock market for several months now
what do you guys think the forecast will be for the next 12 months and what do you plan to do with your portfolios in that time?

>> No.52660205

>>52660197
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.52660214

>>52660094
What part of line go up did you not get? All bad news is already priced in and it's gonna moooooooooooon

>> No.52660216

>>52660173
>paper tiger west

Bruh, Russia is getting its shit pushed in by Ukraine or at the very least can’t seize the country and it is primarily due to western backing. China has zero combat experience.

>> No.52660217

>>52660094
Mhm, the market is always wrong

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>>52660197
The macro is bad. Volatility is high. Market wants to pump on any hint of inflation continuing to slow + rate hikes slowing/stopping. Line can go every which way from here for the next year. Expect a lot of chop and unclear trend.

>> No.52660224

>>52660197
Market is going to dump some more but you should be slurping tech stocks while you can.

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>>52660200
>>52660200
>>52660200
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>> No.52661651

This market is gay and stupid