/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52639399]

24 Days Left Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>52636075

[Anonymous No.52639408]

>>52639399
DXY to the mooooon

[Anonymous No.52639417]

>convertible equity instruments mommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk6JNTDec9I

[Anonymous No.52639422]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.52639425]

SKYT

[Anonymous No.52639428]

Those russian bobo shills from previous thread are embarrassing

[Anonymous No.52639432]

I've been all cash for over a year. Probably going to be all cash for another year. This will be my only post until next year. Bye! *cracks open a fresh and delicious white Monster energy*

[Anonymous No.52639438]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52639445]

>>52639386
>>52639397
>>52639330
Did you know green ranger killed himself just a few days ago?

Also unironically buy DOGE. Still has ways to climb.

[Anonymous No.52639446]

It's time for the future(s).

[Anonymous No.52639454]

>>52639428
NATO and Russian shills are embarrassing
The russians a little bit less

[Anonymous No.52639456]

[Anonymous No.52639459]

Will the China protests cause a bloodbath for stock markets for this whole week? Seems like the crowds are getting bigger and more attention.

[Anonymous No.52639463]

> futes

KEK BAGGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.52639476]

>>52639454
Nah russian ones are quite cringe. They are very insecure and thus you can expect nothing but childish temper tantrums and insults.

[Anonymous No.52639479]

>>52639476
>They are very insecure
stop projecting new liberal fascist

[Anonymous No.52639488]

why are futures opening at 6pm instead of 8pm ?

[Anonymous No.52639490]

Get fucked mumu. I will feast on your corpse, drink your blood, and fuck your wife (and she will like it).

[Anonymous No.52639491]

>>52639459
I'm sure the market will give it a bullish spin. We're in a phase of bullish delusion that won't end until Jerome does Jackson Hole part 2.

[Anonymous No.52639495]

>>52639445
They look so young. The pink ranger I uh used to well "release the pressure" over. (What?, I was a horny teen.) (first got the net in 1997 first thing I did was look up Lara Croft nudes..)

[Anonymous No.52639507]

We are gonna bart down 6% this week. When you gap up 7% and then crab for 3 weeks why the fuck do the dumbass bulls go long?

[Anonymous No.52639509]

>>52639488
they always open at 3PM PST Sunday

[Anonymous No.52639515]

>>52639479
See what I mean, you instantly assume that I'm liberal just because I disagree with you and you instantly jump into an aggressive stance. Please stop replying to me or I'll report you to President Biden for espionage.

[Anonymous No.52639516]

>>52639495
and now, what are you doing with your life, anon?

[Anonymous No.52639522]

>>52639509
wtf i always remember them opening at 5pm pst

[Anonymous No.52639525]

>>52639507
When was the last time we saw a bart setup this perfect? Jerome is going to give it to bulls thick, long, and strong.

[Anonymous No.52639526]

$SKYT

[Anonymous No.52639527]

OH EXPLOITABLE!

[Anonymous No.52639543]

>>52639507
Everyone wants to believe in the chad new fad paradigm

[Anonymous No.52639548]

>>52639527
I can tell you turned off bluelight on your computer. Thats based, protect your brains anons

[Anonymous No.52639555]

>>52639527
>Strict
>literally had little to no transmissions and opened up way before the west
Lol

[Anonymous No.52639561]

Any other anons here bullish on weed stocks? CGC, ACB bottomed out.

[Anonymous No.52639563]

>>52639525
So perfect.. and I have so many puts. All I want for Christmas is 375 SPY and then I'll take myself on a nice little vacation and spam images of all the Ukranian refugees I'm helping with my gains on /smg/

[Anonymous No.52639564]

>>52639516
Now I'm a govt worker. Married to a good woman. I have a stress free,relaxed working environment. Dabble with computers/networking on the side and as a hobby. Few other things to.

[Anonymous No.52639565]

>>52639515
so defensive and insecure. Typical NATO shill

[Anonymous No.52639574]

>>52639548
i use flux

[Anonymous No.52639578]

>Oil red
>just hit 75/barrel
>Natural gas red

God damn everything I shilled was right.. again.. fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.52639579]

Is this image true?

[Anonymous No.52639583]

>>52639527
>10's of thousands of men protesting
>a few hundred women at best
>This is the image of the protests made by western media
I fucking hate journalists guys

[Anonymous No.52639584]

>>52639574
me too :D

[Anonymous No.52639591]

>>52639527
>blank signs
Fakest and gayest shit I’ve ever seen, they aren’t even trying anymore

[Anonymous No.52639595]

>>52639561
yes, but i have no idea how long im actually gonna have to wait for this shit. but things are moving along nicely, yes. hoping my 1k SNDL shares do a lil sumn some day.

[Anonymous No.52639596]

When copper go up?

[Anonymous No.52639600]

>>52639579
you posted this last thread

[Anonymous No.52639609]

>>52639600
There was no last thread. This is the first smg.

[Anonymous No.52639613]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52639614]

>>52639579
almost spit out my coffee irl laughing, kek. and yeah that's certainly how they act here at least. besides day trading i just buy and hold for retirement 30 years from now. i never bet against America.

[Anonymous No.52639615]

>>52639561
I checked balance sheet and income statement. Looks kinda grim. Is there any growth story for those 2?

[Anonymous No.52639621]

Bobros...
I'm thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.52639625]

Bobros it's our turn

[Anonymous No.52639633]

> futures
NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.52639634]

>>52639614
I am looking forward to the day I get to do that. Gotta secure a house first before I can start doing full blown passive investment.

[Anonymous No.52639640]

>>52639614
>>52639579
At least they are not shorting at the 52 week low like bobos who claimed SPY is going to $200 when it was near $350. So there seems to be an improvement in their brain wiring.

[Anonymous No.52639643]

>>52639579
good line, however...

[Anonymous No.52639647]

>>52639595
How heavy is that SNDL bag?

[Anonymous No.52639652]

They said china was reopening and this will help save the us inflation and economy..

I said HAHA watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.52639660]

>>52639579
many bobos have been heemed. /smg/ thread volume is super low

[Anonymous No.52639670]

>>52639527
>>52639647
>>52639561
Have you noticed that NONE of the rich people have been showing support for China protests?

I remember athletes, actors, CEOs, etc. were all in vocal support for shit like BLM and abortion rights. Yet when it comes to Chinese trying to fight for better lives against Orwellian tier dystopia, there's nothing but silence from Hollywood and silicon valley.

Bunch of hypocrites. I'm shorting Chinese stocks because of that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.52639686]

>>52639495
For me it was Jessie on Team Rocket. But you do you and stick with 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.52639688]

>>52639643
I hate that stupid fucking Mott capital cope you post so much it's unreal

>>52639579
That image is true until we bottom out around 300, maybe lower. Most of /smg/ will be buck broken and not posting here anymore and /biz/ in general will be a fucking ghost town

[Anonymous No.52639694]

>>52639615
Valuation brutally down from hype but people are still gonna buy weed. Also chart looks bottomed out. That's my entire thesis.

[Anonymous No.52639700]

>>52639578
How long until oil and oil companies quit diverging? I'm sort of new to trading--I'm short on XOM but I'm curious when it becomes obvious that their profits will be less this quarter due to falling barrel prices and falling demand in China.

[Anonymous No.52639701]

those are some nasty futures. bullish?

[Anonymous No.52639702]

>>52639688
desu it looks like we could still be in a bull run based on how short the last uptrend was compared to the crab uptrend crab cycle

[Anonymous No.52639703]

I wonder what baba is going to do on monday with the chinese protests........

[Anonymous No.52639713]

>>52639670
Maybe mainstream media had a shortcircuit in their brain, because by supporting chinese people they would support a move against covid restrictions.
Reminder that not as long as 1 year ago mainstream leftist media was painting anyone opposiing covid restrictions as a baby killer who should be put into jail asap (in Australia they actually did).

[Anonymous No.52639717]

>>52639688
it's not from mott capital, i added that in paint.
I made it to post in response to some retard posting overlapping lines of 2022 and 2008 from mott capital (insinuating we were going to crash 50% or something)

surprisingly that beartard isnt here any more because he lost all his money, shocking!

[Anonymous No.52639720]

>>52639694
Ah ok, I don't understand investment like that, but I hope it works out for you mate.

[Anonymous No.52639725]

>>52639702
We doubled the money in circulation and got a scam pump out of it. Printer is broken now. Line goes down way further than most people realize and then we crab until every single retail trader is buck broken, all the zombie companies are dead, all the meme stocks are dead, all the alt coins are dead and btc is like 5000

[Anonymous No.52639728]

> Kold , drip , sqqq

If you dont have at least one of these in your portfolio then you are not a true bobo

[Anonymous No.52639732]

>>52639660
I'll be able to buy a wife like that with the bobo gains I'm going to make this week.

[Anonymous No.52639742]

>>52639728
im short oil stocks does that count?

[Anonymous No.52639743]

P.S. the only reason XOM is still positive is because they're doing buybacks and they'll announce this on December 8th

Also movie night was ace last night. We made it gud We bring the guds.

[Anonymous No.52639747]

TJ MAXX sisters we won. we just made an ATH..

[Anonymous No.52639752]

>>52639495
Boomer-san... while you were jacking off to pink ranger, I was playing power-rangers themed tag on the playground with my classmates.... still never seen the show though.

>>52639527
ya know. I know this is a picked photo. but from the scope of these protests. maybe the Ch*nese citizenry are actually based after all.

[Anonymous No.52639753]

So China is not re-opening all hopes of that are gone, Australia and other countries getting fucked DXY again a safe haven
Oil fucked
Futures fucked
Jpow talking %90 dump
MAJOR resistances right above current sp500 price

And you're still a retarded bull?

[Anonymous No.52639755]

>>52639717
yeah you mean this pic. When I seen your pic I thought for a moment that this retard is back to spamming his pictures every thread.
> overlapping lines
You're giving it too much credit kek, they are barely aligned. Either way, I guess making investment decissions based on cherry-picked charts that prove nothing more than "stocks sometimes go up, sometimes go down" is not a good strategy.

[Anonymous No.52639763]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52639769]

I got one of those mutated carrots that looks like a womans hips and legs

[Anonymous No.52639778]

>>52639479 LOL - stop projecting new liberal fascist, this is what >>52639476 meant by Russian cringe, russian retards are low iq

[Anonymous No.52639800]

>>52639755
>barely aligned
Yeah I don't believe in TA as a primary driver of price action anyway, so didn't really look that closely. I just kept telling him this is nothing like 2008, and if we crash further we need more info spurring it. The inflationary thing was not enough to cause a crash below 3000 let alone 3500

[Anonymous No.52639806]

>>52639753
bullish on drip and nrgd

[Anonymous No.52639819]

I shorted the market

[Anonymous No.52639840]

>>52639446
>China has Dr. Strange now
its over

[Anonymous No.52639850]

>>52639800
The only way we mimic that '08 crash at this point is if someone comes out and says they're giga over levered. That's unlikely given the fed forcibly unlevered a lot of people by slurping their assets. Unless everyone re-relevered (unlikely given curretn rrp) this bleed out will be different.

[Anonymous No.52639852]

>>52639806
drip max 12.7$
nrgd max 31.5$
do what you want with this information

[Anonymous No.52639855]

>>52639806
I only have like 10,000 of KOLD and DRIP shares/calls. I'm kinda pissed at myself for not going harder on my thesis.

[Anonymous No.52639856]

>>52639728
I'm bearish and I'm LONG oil
Put that in your pipe and smoke it mr No True Scottsman

[Anonymous No.52639869]

>>52639852
Drip was like $14 a couple weeks ago and oil was 90.. oil is 75 now.. DRIP is going 20+ again

[Anonymous No.52639871]

>>52639769
Post pics, for stock research

[Anonymous No.52639883]

>>52639852
By February its going to look a bit different. Biden has no other options left, its drill baby drill, first abroad then at home

[Anonymous No.52639899]

>>52639869
No fucking shot it passes 16$ that's max max if you're truly degen 12.7$ is more safe
I'll post sharpie in ass otherwise

[Anonymous No.52639918]

>>52639800
Yeah he claimed he knows history because he downloaded a chart which shows historic price movement. The thing is, if you actually read history books about financial crises it becomes clear that corporations, especially from consumer defensive and industrials are doing good. They are the ones who benefit from price increases and subsidies granted by government to keep unemployment low. I would not be surprised if S&P sank, since it has non-essentials in it, but I'm invested in it so I'm good.
Still I think we might actually avoid deep recession. It has been a talking topic for quite long. People had time to adjust their habits, go more defensive and deleverage.
inflation is one big unknown. It's a tricky topic because it never goes up or down in straight line and rolls over various sectors of economy instead of being reflected in all of them at once.

[Anonymous No.52639928]

>>52639899
Screencapped. When DRIP hits $20 I want sharpie in ass.

I'm gonna say $20 by January

[Anonymous No.52639934]

>>52639918
> but I'm invested in it so I'm good.
meant I'm >> not << invested in it

[Anonymous No.52639944]

>>52639647
“I Can’t See!”

[Anonymous No.52639950]

>>52639928
Oil stocks have been mooning because "muh Warren buffet" and Goldman Sachs jews shilling $200/barrel this winter.. hits gonna hit $60 this winter instead. It's almost like jews create fake and gay narratives to pump their positions

[Anonymous No.52639959]

>>52639432
>not drinking the green
ywnbam

[Anonymous No.52639964]

Why would someone buy SPY instead of SPUU if they actually believe the market will go up over time?

[Anonymous No.52639966]

soxs 80$ eow

[Anonymous No.52639968]

Everyone is saying that Powell with pivot soon, is this true? Sorry /smg/ new fag

[Anonymous No.52639976]

>>52639647
i mean, kinda heavy, but all they need to do is legalize weed on the federal level in the US and it should moon, and i still believe we're heading in that direction relatively soon. i mean at the end of the day it's just money, even if the company went bankrupt i still make plenty of money from my job to pay my bills. it's not that big of a deal, and part of the fun of going long on stocks is that you can literally just wait and see what the price is tomorrow until you get a price you're willing to sell at. you gotta employ proper risk management. the money i put in im fine with losing, i consider it high risk high reward, but im confident in weed getting federally legalized at some point, hopefully sooner rather than later. things are definitely going on right now with legislation, but who knows how they'll ultimately turn out.

[Anonymous No.52639997]

>>52639968
JPow is going to announce a pre-pivot on November 30th. Which will *likely* spike the entire market, and trigger a Proto-Bull-Run.
Hold onto your shorts, lads. We're Melting Up.

[Anonymous No.52640003]

>>52639819
>he shorted the bottom

we appreciate your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.52640014]

>>52639950
You have no clue what you're talking about which was proven in the previous thread where you shilled Chevron + Venezuela deal as something that will flood the market with Oil. 1 google search and article later we learned that this deal is about increasing oil output by 30-50k barrels per day, which globally is supply increase around 0.04% (yes it's not an error, 0.0004 as a fraction to be clear).
Some more searching and it turned out that Venezuealian oil is very poor quality (i.e. mixed with salt water) and unsuitable for processing in refinery. The fact that you think Warren Buffet predictions have any influence on Oil contract prices is also quite comedic. Not sure if you're implying that retail is trading commodities contracts based on sentiment.

[Anonymous No.52640016]

>>52639997
nah he is going to stay hawkish until he actually does pivot he learned his lesson in july

[Anonymous No.52640027]

>>52640016
Nope, you're wrong. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.52640045]

>>52640014
It's gonna flood the market with Saudi oil. Plus russian oil is back on the market with the silly "certain % mixed" rule.

Look dude I'm not reading your blog post my nigger ball team is doing good in fantasy

[Anonymous No.52640046]

>>52639968
Delusional. FFR will peak at 700bps. Jerome and Bullard are crashing the market and there is nothing the bulls can do about it. Any pivot hopium is nothing more than cope from bulls that got their nuts blown off this year.

[Anonymous No.52640050]

>>52640003
Don’t look at futures bobo

[Anonymous No.52640052]

I don't see how the hell that SNDL company is still in the game. At one time that stock was getting offering dumps left and right and sinking like a rock. Not to mention the other big stinky; the R/S. (which it can do more of according to the news I read)

[Anonymous No.52640062]

>>52639968
yes, turmoil in china is bullish for US stocks because the Fed will have to lower rates now.

[Anonymous No.52640070]

>>52640027
They have no choice but to keep hiking. A pivot will mean a DXY collapse, which will reignite inflation and send the 10Y to the moon as inflation expectations unanchor. Jerome is going to crash the economy to cause a flight to safety to treasury notes and treasury bonds from NATURAL buyers, so that the federal government can remain solvent.

[Anonymous No.52640080]

>>52640046
I'm definitely buying a jetski if we hit new lows. I'm thinking q1-q2 after earnings are shit and inflation is stickier than expected

>>52640062
I hate you faggots so much it's unreal. I can't believe they have done the "bad news is good news" scam on you like 10 times this year and you still haven't figured it out and just walk into the sacrifice over and over

[Anonymous No.52640093]

>>52639408
Yup, DXY looks like it's bouncing off its' 200 SMA

On another note, why do all the commodity niggas think oil is going to dump? Can you guys clearly not seeing the double bottom pattern? The more it bounces, the less likely it is to bust through it. Or else it would have by now.

[Anonymous No.52640092]

>>52640045
Oh ok so there is more flooding, but not by Latin "superpower" called Venezuela. Now it's Saudis and Russia. Just FYI, the historic russian output hike that was few months ago was an increase of global supply by around 1%. And they had to sell at low prices.
Not helping you anymore though, keep reading headlines.

[Anonymous No.52640100]

How to escape wage peasantry if I’m too stupid and ADD to learn to code but also don’t have the social skills for sales?

Stocks? Crypto? Is there a career for this?

[Anonymous No.52640103]

>>52640070
>another doomer who has nothing, also wants others to have nothing episode
Uh, okay kid.

[Anonymous No.52640108]

Remember to get the free $150 from Fidelity
https://www.fidelity.com/go/special-offer/holiday

[Anonymous No.52640112]

>>52640092
Nigger follow the fucking oil futures. Thats all that matters not whatever shit you are being shilled.

Oil has been getting heemed for 6 months and just hit a new 6 month low in futures

[Anonymous No.52640127]

>>52640080
Pivotfags are incapable of doing higher order thinking. They are akin to heroin junkies and the only thing they know is cheap money (heroin) to pump their TQQQ, SOXL, and BTC bags.

[Anonymous No.52640139]

>>52640093
I don't think it will get heemed.. it has been heemed. It just hit a new 6 month low.

The whole "$150-200/barrel" bullshit doomer shit shilled for the winter was retarded as fuck and now jews are gonna rug everyone that bought the fucking all time high of oil stocks

[Anonymous No.52640147]

>>52640103
>if the fed doesnt print infinite money to pump my stocks i will have nothing!!
maybe fix your positioning pal
if jerome keeps hiking eventually treasury notes will have a much higher yield than inflation, and you can invest in those for your 8% yearly gains

[Anonymous No.52640148]

>>52640112
Just checked them, they look good. At which futures did you look at?

[Anonymous No.52640153]

Ah well if the coming year ends up like a 2008 type event I'll just keep on living life as normal. Hell 2008 was a good year for me. Thanks to it I bagged my house cheap as hell. Also the year I met the woman who I'd later marry. So you know good things happened even as things went into the shat hole.

[Anonymous No.52640161]

oil goes down during a recession
oilchads that keep holding into a recession they know is going to happen are retarded

[Anonymous No.52640171]

>>52640100
grow weed and resell it trough drop dead deliverys in da deep web

[Anonymous No.52640178]

>>52640103
I'm not being a doomer, I'm being a realist. Fed can't start QE again and the US Govt can't afford 4% rates. The only way to keep this shit show alive for another decade or so is to find natural buyers of US treasuries at a yield below 3%. The last month has been the exit pump so that smart money can sell their equity bags and buy treasuries above 350bps before the flight to safety sees them collapse to 300bps and probably to 250bps.

[Anonymous No.52640180]

>>52640139
Why did you remove trademark from this picture?

[Anonymous No.52640194]

>>52640178
fed contracting M2 will cause a catastrophic collapse of all assets, but assets are so fucking ridiculously inflated compared to GDP that its basically necessary to fix the economy
when the median house is once again 3x the median wage instead of 20x jerome's job is done

[Anonymous No.52640206]

>>52640180
Lol. I want my sharpie in pooper image when DRIP hits $20. I won't forget

[Anonymous No.52640214]

>>52640139
>The whole "$150-200/barrel" bullshit doomer shit shilled for the winter was retarded as fuck
You realize winter hasn't even started yet... right?

[Anonymous No.52640217]

>>52640062
That’s the one thing that would make Powell raise rates higher you retard. Powell can’t make up for China not supplying the West with cheap goods, so he has to destroy demand further for the limited Chinese goods currently on the market

[Anonymous No.52640225]

>>52640206
What do i get if you're the wrong one fag?

[Anonymous No.52640227]

>>52640214
>Oil is gonna 3x in the next 3 months during a recession bro
>my oil stocks at an all time high were a great buy

Dude atleast you will get 2% divvies while you baghold at -30%

[Anonymous No.52640244]

>OIL WILL MOON BCSE OF....
>LE WINTER
Ever hear of electricity? No one heats using gas anymore. its not the 1800's

[Anonymous No.52640248]

>>52640244
How the fuck do you make electricity?

[Anonymous No.52640258]

>>52639800
>I just kept telling him this is nothing like 2008
At least I tried.

[Anonymous No.52640259]

I am buying TSLA calls and the more /smg/ calls me retarded, the more confident I am about this.

[Anonymous No.52640263]

There's literally a bunch of statistics that say 90% of traders can't beat the market.

Do you think you're in the top 10%? Why not just buy VOO?

[Anonymous No.52640265]

>>52640259
you are retarded

[Anonymous No.52640275]

>>52640248
Magnets
Don't ask me how the magnets work

[Anonymous No.52640277]

>>52640108
uhhh im already a boomer with fidelity

[Anonymous No.52640279]

>>52640227
> Oil is gonna 3x in the next 3 months during a recession bro
This and whole talk about $150-200 is a strawman that you guys built yourself. Noone is making such claims apart from you. But go ahead, defeat this strawman and claim victory.

Oil futures are flat for the next 12 months too. If they were going to fall then we would see something similar to the pattern we seen in Steel 18 months ago. Steel prices were still going up, but futures already priced in significant drop going 12 months forward, which caught people who are inexperienced with cyclicals off-guard.

[Anonymous No.52640290]

>>52640263
Define traders, do you mean reddit and options degenerates? Or Boomers who mirror the market? Of course they can't beat it.

[Anonymous No.52640301]

>>52640263
Because I'm better than 90% of traders. Most people are retards. You can time the market. Buy and hold is for retards and midwits.. it's literally a Jewish scam for them to pump and dump on your life savings

>>52640279
All the analysts for major banks shilled it. Eat a dick man

[Anonymous No.52640303]

I always thought Ron Paul was a crazy old man about his rambling about the federal reserve.

But learning what QE is, I’m starting to think he was right

[Anonymous No.52640308]

>>52640275
Here's a magnet for you

[Anonymous No.52640317]

>>52640263
why do you even bother posting here?

[Anonymous No.52640319]

>>52640301
> All the analysts for major banks shilled it. Eat a dick man
And? Do you see those bankers in this place right now or are you just yelling for the sake of yelling?

[Anonymous No.52640330]

>>52640303
the federal reserve literally created a 20 trillion dollar asset bubble just to keep the stock market from collapsing after the dot com bubble and the 2008 housing bubble burst

if we dont deflate it we have double digit inflation and housing becomes unaffordable, completely impoverishing 95% of americans and permanently destroying the economy and the dollar

if we deflate it we have a catastrophic depression

yeah im thinking end the fed tbqh

[Anonymous No.52640332]

>>52640301
post trade history, you can't, because you didn't do this

[Anonymous No.52640341]

>>52640303
The scamdemic took the fed into uncharted territory. One weird discovery from it though: As long as the dollar has confidence, the federal government has an infinite money glitch where the Fed can "buy" US debt and just baghold it until expiry. Then just hand it right back to the treasury.

[Anonymous No.52640345]

>>52640227
>Dude atleast you will get 2% divvies while you baghold at -30%
What's truly hilarious is that even if - by some miracle - oil stays below $80 ALL winter, even then my oil stocks will still be making fuckloads of money. My oil stocks that've cash flowed me 30-50% in locked in profits via divvys/buybacks this year vs last years stock prices, like PBR, will still be making money and will still be cheaper than whatever the fuck you think is a good purchase right now.

So go ahead and shit on all us oil barons because you read a single chapter in someone's book on recessions. We're laughing all the way to the bank. Your continued ignorance fuels my gains. The cheaper these stocks remain, the longer I can continue compounding my wealth at 30-50%.. year, after year, after year.

[Anonymous No.52640352]

>>52640303
>I’m starting to think he was right
Better late than never, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.52640353]

>>52640319
I could find a hundred articles like this but it's easier to call you a nigger

>>52640332
I post my trades here all the time sirs. Seethe

[Anonymous No.52640356]

>>52640263
*2x leverages VOO*
now what, chud

[Anonymous No.52640359]

I'm rooting for oil and oil related stocks to dump

[Anonymous No.52640363]

>>52640330
And give who exactly power over monetary policies? The government? Congress? A tribunal of Niggers?

[Anonymous No.52640370]

>>52640353
I simply don't know what point you're making. Are you saying that Oil will go down to whatever low price you imagined because Jews are Jews? I read their recommendations as an inverse indicators too, but I have no clue how can you make any price predictions based on that.

[Anonymous No.52640375]

>>52640353
kek called it, not intelligent enough to manufacture a screenshot in time to make the % math work over a reasonable span of time

[Anonymous No.52640376]

>>52640265
>HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHIFT TIMELINES

[Anonymous No.52640390]

>>52640330
Look at this guy, thinking the government cares about poor people. They only care about inflation because it is a stat that other countries can see. Monetary policy over the last decade has still caused a low QoL for a lot of people. If there were incentives to make poor people's lives less miserable the homeless ghetto near my house wouldn't exist. Given the chance America will always choose to nuke QoL for people over giving up even a cent of GDP/equities.

[Anonymous No.52640394]

>>52640359
We will find out after December 4th (OPEC) and December 5th (sanctions) where this is going. It isn't good to be making judgements this close to the cartel meeting.

[Anonymous No.52640398]

>>52640341
its really not that hard to go from "infinite money glitch" to "wtf why is nobody buying treasuries at 15%"
just try adding another 10 trillion to the national debt and see what happens
and consider that the current deficit is like 1.5 trillion a year

[Anonymous No.52640400]

>>52640363
>only congress has the power to COIN money
It's right there in black and white in the constitution. Also, only gold and silver are money by the founder's definition.

[Anonymous No.52640409]

>>52640345
>30% a year
Too slow for my taste. My KOLD pumped 30% in two days

>>52640370
Ngmi

>>52640375
Look Gaylord I post my chart like 50 times a month and screen cap realized closed plays like 100 times a month. I want you guys to make money but you always call me a nigger and seethe instead

[Anonymous No.52640412]

>>52640263
The stat is 97% of active managers cannot beat the index they're benchmarked against over 10 years accounting for fees.

Basically, in the short term you can find alpha and best the index, but eventually you will be on the losing side as you are one person competing against all other market participants researching, trading and building the index. Eventually you won't be in the know about this sector or macro development, eventually your luck with run out, eventually your strategy that has been working may mean revert back to low returns.

Bogle chads know this.

[Anonymous No.52640413]

>>52640359
Me too, I wanna slurp REAL cheapies.

[Anonymous No.52640417]

I'm going to short XLE. Oil is dropping and oil companies have to face reality eventually. I think we'll get XLE 82ish.

[Anonymous No.52640424]

>>52640390
once you've nickel and dimed the middle class to death via inflation the economy enters a death spiral
consumers having money drives gdp growth, drives demand for the dollar (curbing inflation), drives taxes, etc
once you hand over virtually all of the value to the giant corporations they can just skip town and leave the government with the 50 trillion dollar bag and then the dollar ceases to exist

there are incentives for the fed and the government to deflate the bubble that have nothing to do with the coincidental fact that nuking housing will improve poorfags QOL

[Anonymous No.52640427]

>>52639565
>"how do you know he's ga..."
>Donnie Darko tattoo
>"Oh."

[Anonymous No.52640428]

>>52640398
Oh anon I am 1005 in agreeance with that. The Fed HAS to unload their bags so they can reload for the next liquidity crisis.

[Anonymous No.52640429]

>>52640363
The free market.

[Anonymous No.52640441]

>>52640412
I just wanna double up one more time this year then buy bond etfs (vclt, tmf) and afk myself to another 100% in 2023

[Anonymous No.52640443]

>>52640424
I mean look at FTX, as an exchange it only existed to siphon money from cryptokeks.

[Anonymous No.52640450]

>>52640400
Having lattitude over what is to be considered legal tender and power over monetary policies are two entierly different things. You dont want to have the same entity decide over the latter that has the power to decide the first. Then rather a completely privatized system with btc as the meta currency due to its energy mint relation

[Anonymous No.52640459]

>>52640443
yeah but FTX only rugpulled a couple billion
absolutely nothing compared to the sheer scale of the catastrophe a government default and hyperinflation would cause
and we are fucking SCREAMING towards that timeline right now and the only way to stop that is the fed tightening so hard the economy bursts like an overripe plum and the everything bubble comes crashing back down to earth

also the federal government has to run a surplus

[Anonymous No.52640458]

When is Jerome going to stop quantitatively loosening my asshole?

[Anonymous No.52640463]

>>52640409
> call me a nigger and seethe instead
kek you're literally the one doing that constantly while others are trying to understand your point of view.
People here got burnt way too many times by blindly following someone. The problem is, your arguments don't hold up, which implies you got lucky. I wish you well, maybe you're actually good and figured market out. But if it was luck then well, I've seen many people in past already getting too cocky like you and losing it all.

[Anonymous No.52640478]

>>52640417
smart

[Anonymous No.52640480]

>>52640450
Won't work because BTC isn't backed by anything.
>energy consumption as backing is not a valid argument.

[Anonymous No.52640481]

>>52640459
The fed will do what needs to be done. Democrats will try and pass a ten trillion dollar stimulus right before the election

[Anonymous No.52640484]

>>52640458
Not until you stop him.

[Anonymous No.52640485]

>>52640463
Dude you can dca bear etfs just like you tards dca your bags. It doesn't just magically go to zero

>buy kold/drip/drv/sqqq

[Anonymous No.52640494]

I really want to pivot all of my 125k of VOO to SCHD.

Am I being brainwashed by reddit and boomers?

[Anonymous No.52640499]

>>52640478
I had puts the other day but sold before close on Wednesday because I didn't want to worry about the stock market on my holiday, or on the weird half market day on Friday. I'll see if I can't get back in tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52640504]

>>52640480
energy isnt backing btc or any other proof of work ledger, its the relation of difficulty to energy prices combined with greed, but this aint no crypto thread. All hail the allmighty dollar, until not

[Anonymous No.52640508]

>>52640481
democrats when they realize their budget makes the federal government insolvent within the same election cycle at 7% yields

[Anonymous No.52640517]

all you need https://www.magicformulainvesting.com/

[Anonymous No.52640534]

>>52640258
they don't have FNM to dump all the garbage paper into

[Anonymous No.52640537]

Tomorrow the market is going to fall, Chinese protests are making the slowdown even worse

[Anonymous No.52640554]

Don't forget that Jerome Powell is a card carrying Republican. He doesn't care about rugpulling the economy on Biden's watch. In fact, he probably wants to rugpull it on Biden's watch. He was also just re-appointed in May 2022 and has 3.5 years left on his term. The man is free to act as he sees fit. Stop using the excuse that the Fed can't rugpull the economy on Biden. It's false.

[Anonymous No.52640558]

>>52640409
>Too slow for my taste. My KOLD pumped 30% in two days
Wow I bet your portfolio is up 120000% this year. That's awesome dude.
Oh wait, turns out you're only playing with toy money? (>>52639855)

No one gives a fuck that you gambled a months pay bro. If you were actually successful you'd have scaled up by now or at least stopped talking about percentages on a random daytrade position in a vacuum. For daytrades, what matters is the final real dollar value of the gain/loss, and then compile the cumulative profit over a sustained time period.

But I wasn't focused on day trading. I'm talking about real investments here. Once you build up some savings maybe you'll learn to settle down, but if daytrading KOLD based on some gut feeling about the jews over this holiday weekend is the type of action you like, I'm sure you'll blow up first.

[Anonymous No.52640562]

>>52640554
The fed openly threatened to rugpull if the government passes any more massive spending bill (that isn't to Ukraine probably)

[Anonymous No.52640565]

>>52640485
> go longterm and DCA on bear ETFs
Well I guess I just don't understand your point of view / strategy. Good luck though.

[Anonymous No.52640569]

>>52640537
nothing ever happens. Back to /pol/ qtard. Xi will squash his people and the media will forget about it.

[Anonymous No.52640572]

>>52640554
>Republican
>donates to McCain

[Anonymous No.52640592]

>>52639399
I called up my broker to ask about something and it was just outsourced Pajeets all crammed in a single room loudly talking over another. I was expecting a white chad from STONKS videos, bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hJemZ1151s

[Anonymous No.52640594]

What would happen to SP500 if someone at a boomer market exchange service pulled a sam bankman?

[Anonymous No.52640606]

>>52640594
impossible

[Anonymous No.52640607]

>>52640565
See the line went up a bunch in the last month. Like 15%. We even had a retarded 5-7% day. Any ya know the macro I think it's just kinda ass and the rally is retarded so i bought these crazy inverse shares after the rally stalled and crabbed for weeks.. because ya know you shouldn't buy the top but for some reason /smg/ gets reallllyyy euphoric at the top and they start saying things like "ath" or "Santa rally". Some people might even call these "top signals"

It's a pretty advanced strategy.. you buy when it's low and sell when it's high. Its pretty crazy don't tell anyone

[Anonymous No.52640611]

>>52640569
Not before Monday. I don't expect a crash as the protests at best are just yelling and minor rioting. The CCP could come out with a statement slightly lifting some COVID policies and I bet these protests would end

[Anonymous No.52640616]

>>52640554
>2008

That was when republicans were the establishment. Now republicans are working class and dems are the establishment. I bet he's switched.

[Anonymous No.52640712]

>>52640607
Sounds like a cool idea. There are other theories that sometimes things that are high keep going higher, and local low turns out to be a trapdoor for another fall.
It's not as simple as you try to outline it, but it seems like you're good at it or lucky (or borh). So yeah, keep going.

[Anonymous No.52640715]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52640722]

just so everyone is in the loop
railroaders are getting two more week'd again by biden
this shall continue being a nothing-burger that could be a something-burger for the next two decades until the railway unions are dead.

[Anonymous No.52640738]

>>52640712
Oil has dropped another 50 cents since you told me the Venezuela and China stuff were nothing burgers an hour ago

[Anonymous No.52640742]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52640743]

>>52640722
Autonomous Freight Trains when? I figure the advancements in self-driving cars could easily translate to locomotives.

[Anonymous No.52640752]

>>52640722
this seems like it can be a black swan desu

[Anonymous No.52640762]

>>52640743
>futures

[Anonymous No.52640763]

>>52640738
Yeah looks like collosal drop that one would expect on such significant news. I remember explosion of refinery in middle east last year which moved oil just by 4%.
Well good for you, maybe your shorts will print.

[Anonymous No.52640764]

>>52640722
so are the trains running or stopped
surely the unions will get tired of the stalling and just strike anyway

[Anonymous No.52640772]

>>52640764
Which side are you on, boy? Which side are you on?

[Anonymous No.52640773]

>>52640762
Looks like a normal day at CSX to me. Let’s get’em installed

[Anonymous No.52640777]

>>52640763
It just dropped another 30 cents since my last post lmao.

My calls on DRIP are for Feb. There was no fear sirs

[Anonymous No.52640779]

[Anonymous No.52640780]

>>52640412
it's also easier to make money when your moves are small and dont effect the market that much

warren buffett beats the market but he still cant swing trade because he has so much capital

[Anonymous No.52640792]

>74 dollar oil and falling
>-2%

Gooooo

[Anonymous No.52640825]

If inflation is bad, shouldn't we expect this to increase asset prices (and stock prices)? But then the Fed raises interest rates, which dampens real GDP growth and profits, which is bad for asset prices and therefore stock prices. So the best bet is for crabbing in the short to medium term, no?

[Anonymous No.52640827]

>>52640773
Roger that sir, ill have the team updated within the hour

[Anonymous No.52640836]

>Brent OIL -1.56%
Holy fuck XLE is getting dumpstered tomorrow if this keeps up.

[Anonymous No.52640848]

Future is bloody red
What happened over the weekend? Some chink protests shouldn't crash the market

[Anonymous No.52640850]

What's the projections for TSLA?

[Anonymous No.52640851]

>>52640825
We are about to witness deflation and demand destruction. Good thing the republicants only took the house, now Biden cant blame anyone minus the fed for his retardedness.

[Anonymous No.52640858]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52640861]

Ehh it's so tiresome. Well have fun screaming at futures chart every few minutes, I guess it's what /smg/ is for now.

[Anonymous No.52640867]

>>52640762
lmao no refunds.
Speaking of which, what is the Tesla policy on auto drive failure related accidents? There must be some fine print saying something like experimental tech, use at own risk, not liable, etc.

[Anonymous No.52640872]

>>52640848
Sir. Everything is fucked and the hedge funds are back from vacation and turned off the bots they had running set to 400 crab last week. I wouldn't be surprised if we don't just open up -2% so everyone that bought Friday is an immediate bagholder and then chain panic exit into stop-loss hunting into a fucking JPOW speech on Wednesday.

385 spy by friday

[Anonymous No.52640876]

>>52640764
They literally cant. They will continue getting two more week's like they have been since 2019.

[Anonymous No.52640891]

>>52640861
How was your turkey day?

[Anonymous No.52640898]

>>52640248
This is the exact argument I had to have with my idiot redditor brother who insisted we need to get away from fossil fuels
>Hurr durr we need to get away from oil and go all electric vehicles
How the fuck do people think you charge EVs?

[Anonymous No.52640905]

>74.75 oil
>down over 1.50

It's bullish when oil giga dumps and apple giga dumps because their factory that makes 50-70% of their phones is shut down right?

Bad news is good news right?

[Anonymous No.52640907]

>>52640762
i have used autopilot many times to drive home extremely drunk
works flawlessly on highways. don't use it on backroads.

[Anonymous No.52640916]

>decided to analyze reits
>barely 180 of them
>over 20% of them barely return 5% a year even with div's reinvested

[Anonymous No.52640918]

>>52640867
Not sure, but my guess it shields them from 99.99% of accidents. That other .01% will be probably havw to come in the form of government backed litigation

[Anonymous No.52640921]

>>52640825
The biggest thing that rate hikes do is raise the discount rate, which changes the Discounted Cash Flow (DCF) model that all stocks are valued on. Essentially a higher discount rate means that the future earnings of a company are less valuable, hence growth/story stocks get heemed. It also makes less risky alternatives (bills and bonds) relatively more attractive versus stocks. I don't think bulls have realized how many boomers are just now realizing they can get 4.5% risk free on their money, and how that will cause redemptions from the stock market.

[Anonymous No.52640920]

>>52640777
How many drip calls you gowk04vt?

[Anonymous No.52640929]

>>52640872
>2% drop
>bagholder
... you need mental help

[Anonymous No.52640936]

>>52640905
now you are getting it

[Anonymous No.52640943]

>>52640907
What about the people that only take the back roads and stay away from mahor metropolitan areas?

[Anonymous No.52640946]

>>52640867
You're never supposed to take your hands off the wheel during autopilot per Tesla. Therefore defeating the purpose of autopilot.

[Anonymous No.52640953]

>>52640943
it does work on backroads but you have to be alert to take over just in case, definitely not perfect

[Anonymous No.52640962]

As we watch our beautiful free markets crash to new lows this December. Just remember, all those Chinese commies will be dying, burning, and cut apart for organs because of communism.

The greatest and truest evil is leftism, communism, and socialism. Because of that all Chinese investors will suffer and the billion of Chinese will live in more and more of a hell. Leftism never. Xi is doing this for the "greater good" and because he knows better. Only in the biggest commie hellhole do they continue hell for a cough. In Japan kids at school must look ahead and not say a word all lunch. Communism, community, etc above individual liberty is always used for hell by sick elites eventually. Short the market into this holy month

[Anonymous No.52640972]

>>52640943
Tech bros from Cali don't care about us flyovers, bro.

[Anonymous No.52640974]

>>52640920
Not enough

>>52640929
Most people here trade SOXL. A 2% day is like -15%

[Anonymous No.52640981]

>>52640263
It's fun and interesting to pick my own boomer stocks which to hold for decades. I currently have 32 that pay me nice divvies. Watching them grow is addicting

[Anonymous No.52640986]

So, who opened up long positions on Friday?

[Anonymous No.52640993]

>>52640972
The feeling is mutual

[Anonymous No.52640995]

Does this dude not even realize that DRIP is an ETF that tracks an index of oil companies?
And that what he's looking at tonight is a single futures contract for the oil commodity, at a single location?
And that there's another leveraged ETF, SCO, which tracks the inverse of those commodity futures prices directly?
And that even that fund only tracks an index made up of a spectrum of futures expiration dates, because all the funds that tracked precisely the front month contract (ex UWT/DWT) got blown up back in 2020 due to massive contango roll?

Gonna be hilarious when DRIP is flat again on Monday despite red oil futures. All the tourists from the initial Russia invasion spike already left and at this point the heavy volume is just oil companies relentlessly buying back their own shares while they continue to trade at 2-3x multiples in the midst of a global production shortfall that'll continue for years. A shortage that will obviously get even more extreme on the backside coming out of any recession, china reopening, etc.
Please learn what products you're trading. At least do some basic entry level diligence into the contents of the ETFs you hold. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.52641002]

wow the oil baggies are typing essays now.

[Anonymous No.52641007]

>>52640916
Real estate is all about intentionally ignoring how leveraged you are

[Anonymous No.52641008]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.52641014]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52641015]

>>52640995
yeah but if oil stays low for long enough then it will be reflected in the share prices of oil companies. You DO know how futures work right? The oil companies are the ones issuing the futures.

[Anonymous No.52641018]

>>52641008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52641019]

>Best Black Friday Sales IN HISTORY
>Double digit sales increases to start off holiday shopping
>consumers still consooming in record numbers even with inflation
>stock futures open red

Explain to me again how the market isn't rigged?

[Anonymous No.52641026]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.52641033]

>>52641019
Sell the news

[Anonymous No.52641039]

>>52641019
because good news is bad news. good news means Jerome can rape your nice little asshole even deeper and harder.

[Anonymous No.52641042]

>>52640995
Yes I realize. I want to short the basket of companies that are at all time highs and openly threatened by the administration and fighting the fed

[Anonymous No.52641044]

My spreads expiring tomorrow that I bought Fri gonna print if this keeps up

[Anonymous No.52641049]

>>52641019
>double digit increase
and tell me what the inflation has been from last year? oh double digits? hmm

[Anonymous No.52641055]

>74.40 oil
>-2.5%

Goooooooo

[Anonymous No.52641065]

I wonder how shit sales will be for retail on Cyber Monday? Even black friday wasn't all that good despite 'record' numbers, just means inflation and credit debt is still fucking people up.

https://youtu.be/gmbHqRAU7Pc

[Anonymous No.52641067]

>>52640867
With bidens ai bill of rights, the car is the liable party instead of oem.

[Anonymous No.52641070]

>>52641019
>>Best Black Friday Sales IN HISTORY
in real or nominal terms?

[Anonymous No.52641071]

>>52641007
here's a histogram of market share compared to 10 year annualized returns
no correlation at all and a fuckton perform poorly

[Anonymous No.52641074]

>>52641019
Its not rigged. The jews and their demon army convinced you that the fed would pivot and never told you how interconnected oil is to the market these days. What is inflation at right now?

[Anonymous No.52641076]

>>52641049
Shopify reported 17% sales increase. Inflation was 8% for the year not double digits stop being stupid.

[Anonymous No.52641083]

>>52640993
Shh don't let them know.

[Anonymous No.52641087]

I just want all of u schoolshooters to know that I unironically bought a VIX call spread last week and that I am going to shitpost so hard this week because of it when my VIX calls make profit


If I'm wrong than this post will get memoryholed forever and none of u will remember

but fr fr im liking the price i bought VIX calls at

And for the record im not a megabobo - i sell SPY put spreads as well. Just covering my bases, ya know

[Anonymous No.52641091]

>>52641076
shopify has almost no revenue though, i think amazons was basically exactly in line with inflation, so flat

[Anonymous No.52641092]

>>52641019
>sales up 2%
>prices up like 20%

Cool -18% black friday

[Anonymous No.52641106]

>>52641019
just trying to delay the inevitable depression that's coming in 2023

[Anonymous No.52641110]

>>52641076
>>52641076
Please tell me you're not viewing this as a fundamentally bullish thing for SHOP. It's a ShitCo with tons of debt and lots of longs who are selling. Look at the SHOP 1 year chart and then look at how their previously major shareholder, Tiger Global, is doing.

[Anonymous No.52641113]

>74.15 oil
>down over 2 dollars
>-3%

Where's that sharpie in pooper guy at?

[Anonymous No.52641129]

I drank too much over the last 4 days and now my chest hurts. Goodbye /smg/.

[Anonymous No.52641132]

>>52641110
your puts are underwater (again). Lol.

[Anonymous No.52641134]

>>52641129
it's just heartburn. buy some prilosec/omeprazole.

[Anonymous No.52641137]

> OIL


KEK BAGGIIIES

[Anonymous No.52641141]

>>52641019
high spending means prices won't be coming down soon
prices not coming down soon means inflation is going to persist
inflation bad

[Anonymous No.52641144]

>oil
guys, psst psst, GUYS, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.52641146]

Oil is seventy three american dollars a barrel. The last time oil was 76 dollars a barrel drip was $23

[Anonymous No.52641149]

>>52641132
>buying high IV puts after it all got priced in 2021
I don't have any SHOP puts. Lol. That's not. How. I'm. Shorting. SHOP.

[Anonymous No.52641150]

>>52641137
NOOOO HOW CAN OIL GO DOWN!!!! I WAS TOLD SAUDIS CUT AND THE SPR WAS RUNNING OUT

[Anonymous No.52641155]

>OIL
FUCKING GOD DAMN I'm so mad I didn't leave my XLE puts open for Thanksgiving FUCK I'll have to buy at open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52641156]

>>52641129
Since when does drinking hurt your chest? Maybe it wasn't drinking but something injected into you

[Anonymous No.52641168]

>>52641113
he will never deliver

[Anonymous No.52641176]

>>52641156
>Since when does drinking hurt your chest?
Sounds like someone never got sloppy off eggnog.

[Anonymous No.52641181]

>sp500 broke through 4000 resistance and falling

Ahahhahahhahahahahahahhahaha oooooooooooohh where are all the bulls. Fucking baggies. You called me a nigger all week.

[Anonymous No.52641193]

>>52641155
>>52641150
>>52641146
>>52641144
>>52641137
Sort of insane how people were still buying 3x oil ETF's in 2022 despite the fact that oil was obviously not going to get much more upside in 2022/23

[Anonymous No.52641198]

>>52641156
Maybe it's acid reflux.

[Anonymous No.52641204]

wtf spy was supposed to rug when powell spoke
is it gonna start rugging before tapping the trendline?

[Anonymous No.52641207]

Buying oil throughout 2022 is the equivalent of buying SOXL throughout 2021.

Just absolute retardation

[Anonymous No.52641210]

>>52641181
<mumu_crickets_sounds.jpg>

[Anonymous No.52641218]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52641223]

I am pretty sure my transfer activity is in review right now. So I can't get money out of my account. Or use it to play tomorrow. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.52641232]

what is everyone buying going into winter?

[Anonymous No.52641233]

Oil has been dumping all last week, what makes this week any different? My ETF XEG.TO didn't even move when it was dumping last week, it would seem to me the past month crude prices have not really affected ETF/Oil stock prices that much.

[Anonymous No.52641236]

>>52641181
I've been trying to kick up discussing over the overbought to shit status of things but nobody cared until now. Oh well can't wait to buy back in later after the correction.

[Anonymous No.52641237]

>>52640148
Uh anon you're mildly retarded

[Anonymous No.52641239]

>>52641232
I am bagholding SOXS and DRIP
If the market doesn't crash soon, I don't know how I can cope

[Anonymous No.52641240]

>>52641204
Market is frontrunning the Powell speech.

[Anonymous No.52641244]

>>52639856
How heavy are you bags right now mumu?

[Anonymous No.52641246]

Someone bake

[Anonymous No.52641254]

>>52641240
the powell speed always moves the market in the opposite direction it was trying to go
hopefully we retard pump on like tuesday or something so we can rug

[Anonymous No.52641257]

>>52641193
What got me wanting to short XLE is that it was near its previous all time highs. It has never broken past 100 in its history, and typically doesn't make it past the 90ish area. Its clearly peaked.

[Anonymous No.52641258]

>>52641233
Oil companies will see pain if a) it drops below $65 which is close to break-even b) stays at this level long enough for futures to roll-over

[Anonymous No.52641271]

>>52639565
Why does he have a Ganesha tattoo LMAO. Of all the Hindu gods that non-Hindus like to get tattoos of, im glad he chose the most boring/common one that hindus have in their homes

[Anonymous No.52641286]

>>52641258
It's going to see pain period. The whole rally on oil stocks was based on the giga hyper doom Europe freeze to death and oil 1000000 a barrel bullshit Jewish analysts like Goldman Sachs shilled. Everyone is gonna start dumping shares tomorrow and it will cascade

[Anonymous No.52641293]

>>52641257
dont short shit that is getting near all time highs (especially if it's touching for the 3rd time)

the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.52641296]

>>52641223
This is why you should be using crypto

[Anonymous No.52641310]

>>52641232
Treasury bonds because we're heading into a recession
Simple as

[Anonymous No.52641315]

>>52641293
>>52641257
>dont short shit that is getting near all time highs (especially if it's touching for the 3rd time)

What the fuck LMAO. Dude look at the oil complex. there is carnage across the board in the oil complex, no where is safe, structure getting absolutely nuked... honestly, I don't think anyone is actually left in the market, have been watching the tape all day and legit 100x can move WTI like, 40c... it's fucked up and anyone still bullish on oil is ABSOLUTELY some dumbfuck white 4channer

[Anonymous No.52641323]

>>52640178

Crush the gdp and yields such that the cost of financing gov becomes cheap again, sure. Problem with this is: bond issuance skyrockets because of the resulting tax shortfalls, even if spending stays flat. But, we all know spending won't stay flat: recession means there will be much anger and demands for stimmies and UBI. Red and blue teams will be jostling and squabbling over who can sign the bigger checks to buy the most votes.

To be clear, I understand they might very well be trying to crash this bitch with no survivors to force austerity on congress, but that plan is insane IMO. Either Fed finances congress or the yearly deficit and interest UST rollover size and rates explode exponentially until bond auctions start getting ludicrous and congress forces the Fed to print again to fund them.

[Anonymous No.52641330]

>>52641244
I already emptied them mostly. Got some leaps that I'll just let expire worthless in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.52641332]

SOMEONE BAKE GODDAMN IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.52641334]

>>52641293
That's why I was waiting to see which way it broke. That's also why I don't have SPY puts right now, despite it being overextended. Waiting to see if it breaks that 410ish trendline up above or bounces back down.
Its always better to miss the top/bottom and get in on the new trend than it is to think you got the top/bottom and get blown the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.52641342]

>>52641315
i dont know what it is and I dont care what the fuck oil does, it's a dumb fucking idea to bet on reversals

[Anonymous No.52641347]

niggers need to leave

[Anonymous No.52641348]

Fug bros I am panicking, do I setup a sell order before work tomorrow morning? How hard is my ETF going to dump in pre-trading before my offer even activates or do I just hold? I really don't want to bag hold but I just transferred another 10k to my Questrade account to maybe buy a dip but it's not going to be in the account for another day or two.

I have 13k in XEG.TO and I am in the green 3k as of right now.

[Anonymous No.52641351]

>>52641232
Honestly just dumping into my target date fund and enjoying the ride

[Anonymous No.52641378]

>>52641348
low volume futures on the weekend dont really mean anything unless it's a massive drop

[Anonymous No.52641387]

Once great bastions of American commerce and culture, shopping malls have fallen on hard times. Gone are the glory days of bustling malls filled with consumers buying the latest and greatest clothing, mercantile and durable goods. Now most malls are hollowed out husks of their former selves. Empty hallways, shuttered store fronts and vacant food stands are the norm in many malls today. How did it come to be that the once great American shopping mall has fallen on such hard times?
>The Consumer Economy Has Completely Collapsed
>"It's A Ghost Town" For Holiday Shopping Everywhere
>That’s the typical ground report from areas all over the country.
>No one, literally almost no one, is doing any holiday shopping and the traditional Black Friday rush to get deals and discounts just didn’t happen.
https://archive ph/LcTi9

>>52639445
Unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.52641392]

>>52641351
What do you mean target date fund?

[Anonymous No.52641399]

>>52639491
>>52639459
COLLAPSE IS BULLISH

[Anonymous No.52641408]

>>52641392
he means a retirement fund that transitions to completely fucking worthless bonds from growth stocks over time

[Anonymous No.52641409]

>>52641387
Should I short SPG?

[Anonymous No.52641415]

>>52639561
Check out HITI, they just surpassed WEED in revenue and they seem to be focused on a lot of cannabis derivatives instead of just flower.

[Anonymous No.52641420]

Is it too late to get KOLD? I wanted to buy on friday but after hours was apparently closed.

[Anonymous No.52641422]

>>52639491
>until Jerome does Jackson Hole part 2.
so... wednesday?

[Anonymous No.52641425]

>>52641348
Canadian producers are pretty overhyped honestly.
I'd recommend just buying PBR where incompetent government is already fully priced in.

[Anonymous No.52641426]

>>52641408
>growth stocks
Not even growth stocks. Most target date funds use a broad market fund like SPY for their equity allocation.

[Anonymous No.52641427]

>>52641399
just think of all the oil the chinese will need to burn to run over all those protesters

[Anonymous No.52641431]

>it’s over!

[Anonymous No.52641432]

FUCKING BAKE YOU NIGGERS!!!!

[Anonymous No.52641440]

in case anyone was wondering aspirin & cialis is bad taken together if you also didnt drink coffee. I am floating.

[Anonymous No.52641442]

>>52641420
I think $7 is a fair value for nat gas at the moment, wouldnt trade it long or short.
I longed at 5.80 and sold at ~6.80 for 40% (2x leverage)

[Anonymous No.52641446]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52641452]

All is going according to plan fellow Druck bros. You did listen right momo?

[Anonymous No.52641453]

>>52641387
Millenials at least got to see the world before it turned to shit and got rugpulled by 9/11, the GFC, and the LGBTQ/Nigger agenda. Zoomers have never seen a world that is anything other than a complete hellscape.

[Anonymous No.52641456]

>taiwan voted out its anti china party
>china protests
This is bullish since China won't be invading Taiwan anytime soon

[Anonymous No.52641460]

>>52639561
I'm more interested in psychedelic therapy stocks, though only in the abstract (have done zero research). Just feels like weed has already had its heydey, it's not really cool anymore, but I keep seeing new news pieces every week from the big papers about shrooms curing some roastie's depression. Feels like the public consciousness is being primed for a big psychedelic push soon. Doubly so if the '20s end up being a huge depression, just means more customers.

I'm basically only aware of, like, MMED and SHRM. are there any other psychedelic stocks I should be looking at?

[Anonymous No.52641468]

>>52641408
>not fluctuating between 100% short term treasury bonds, and 50/50 large cap/ total s&p allocations in a mutual index
uh oh...

[Anonymous No.52641469]

>>52641432
Bakers were all long OIL (ticker: OIL) and hanged theyselves.

[Anonymous No.52641472]

>>52641432
This is the last /smg/ nigger.... how new are you?

It’s been a pleasure gentlemen

[Anonymous No.52641475]

>>52641425

I'm pretty new to trading, won't I get raped on exchanging my worthless cad to USD buying PBR?

[Anonymous No.52641477]

Well this is the last /smg/ thread ever. It's been fun.

[Anonymous No.52641503]

>>52641475
>>52641425
DONT BUY PBR RETARDS. LULA IS SLASHING THE DIVVY AND REORGANIZING THE COMPANY.

[Anonymous No.52641504]

>>52641477
Let's be honest: no it hasn't.

[Anonymous No.52641509]

>>52641472
After party at the dollar general? Errrrr..... i mean Dollar and 70 cents General?

[Anonymous No.52641512]

baking

[Anonymous No.52641519]

Do you remember green futures, Mr. Fordo? Here, at the end of all threads.

[Anonymous No.52641520]

>>52641453
Depends on whether you include 'ziennials' in that, since a 13 year old or a 10 year old in 2008 would remember the "pre faggot world", if we are allowing people born in the 1990s to pretend they are not millennials but zoomers. Otherwise no, kids born after 2000 were fucked and are fucked.

[Anonymous No.52641523]

I might be an oil baggie (not really, still in serious profit) but at least I'm not a crypto kek

Oil inventories keep on dropping, OPEC hasn't met production quotas all year long, I say fuck it, I'm holding. Where else am I going to put my money.

I don't even believe in the "Europe is gonna freeze to death" narrative, that's just Russian hopium.

[Anonymous No.52641538]

>>52641456
>china becomes taiwan
>taiwan becomes china
The old switcharoo.

[Anonymous No.52641541]

>>52641519

[Anonymous No.52641547]

>>52641523
I very much believe the saudis have a price target for oil so they can build that retarded pet project of theirs, and it sure as shit isn't $80 brent

[Anonymous No.52641553]

New bread
>>52641544
>>52641544

[Anonymous No.52641592]

>>52641553
>no subject

[Anonymous No.52641603]

>>52641426
They shove whatever they want into there. When Vanguard wanted to prop up their international equity funds, they increased their portion in their target date funds. Then, when their international bond funds were struggling, they forced their target date funds to buy them.

[Anonymous No.52641625]

>>52641603
that's how passive allocation works retard, you buy more when it decreases

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.52641641]

>>52641603
>>52641625
Well more that the point of "buy the whole market" is to buy the *whole* market. If they were doing some ESG tilt that's one thing, but a pure Boglehead TDF would include international shit on a cap-weighted basis.

[Anonymous No.52641646]

>>52641067
how much money does the car have?

[Anonymous No.52641654]

>>52641553
useless thread, delete

[Anonymous No.52641703]

New

>>52641699
>>52641699

[Anonymous No.52642385]

>>52640594
2008 all over again