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52622506 No.52622506 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys I live at with roommate and don't have to pay his mortgage financially is this good? I got laughed at for not having a mortgage by someone who I know and he does have a mortgage

Couple things about my financial situation

No car payment
No recurring monthly bills
Retired on a fixed income
no mortgage

As far as day to day expenses go I pay for my own food and the intneent bill when my dad ask for it. He pays all the utilities too

This is me and my good friend dudly in the picture

Thanks if I do need a mortgage do I just ask dad to ad me to the bank bill that way I can tell Andy I have a mortgage?

>> No.52622601 [DELETED] 

>>52622506
OP, have you considered investing in some type of firearm to kill yourself with?

>> No.52622612

nigga dog

>> No.52622646

>>52622601


wth man what are you talki.g about also my roommate has a gun and I know where he hides it

>> No.52622653
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>>52622646

Here's me playing with it a few nights ago

>> No.52622655

>>52622506
So, you're his wife? You still have to pay him in other ways. You have to bear him an heir, take care of his children, clean the house and make food for him. Sure maybe those are things you want to do anyway but it still requires effort.

>> No.52622656

>>52622506
So you pay no rent either? If you're living somewhere for free its obviously a good deal

>> No.52622671

>>52622506

great blog post

you sound retarded

>> No.52622703

>>52622656

That's what I think too man just because I don't have a mortgage I think the guys I know are just jealous they have mortgages

>> No.52622724

>>52622653
based schizophrenic retard

>> No.52622731
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>>52622655

we have a different relation ship Than most father and sons. That's why he is my roommate. Being a man he has needs and I help with those wants whem the arise . He's in his 80s so he doesn't ask much anymore which I kinda miss the frequency I use to "pay the rent" as he called it

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52622776

fuck you guys I was just asking about mortgages don't worry about my situation worry about yours

Vaping strawberry mango CBD max relief

>> No.52622778

>>52622731
https://test.mensa.no/
do this test and send the results and I'll tell you the answer to your mortgage question

>> No.52622789

>>52622778
Kk thankyou

>> No.52622859

>>52622778

Haha dude what kind of mortgage test is this

>> No.52622873

>>52622859

you failed every answer, didn't you?

>> No.52622897
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52622897

Internet queitionernare test says I'm unbeatable it never asked me financial questions just showed shapes and weird symbols

>> No.52622907

>>52622873
Some were pretty obvious man a lot of them made no sense so I went with my gut again there were no areas to imput expensldible income amounts to determine mortgage rates

>> No.52622917

>>52622907

wait is a test to see how smart I am and not internet questionair for mortgage?

>> No.52622942

Roommate says we don't have a mortgage how is that possible?

>> No.52623019

>>52622897
based literal retard and ideal mortgage applicant

>> No.52623024

>>52622653
Supremely based. You should practice dry firing at your neighbors through the window

>> No.52623058

To government agents reading this thread I have played no part in inciting or encouraging any possibly dangerous future actions by the poster

>> No.52623074
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52623074

wtf is this thread

>> No.52623079

>>52623024

what's dry firing?

>> No.52623088

>>52623074
this is a dangerous thread tread with caution

>> No.52623176

>>52623088

Why I just want to know if I need a mortgage man what's so dangerous about that people are helping couple joksters lol

>> No.52623194

>>52622506
You don't need to impress anyone tell Andy that he is a cuck and a faggot
>>52623176
No you don't, chill.

>> No.52623206

>>52623176
I'm andy

>> No.52623214

>>52623206

Hey man whats up

>> No.52623224

>>52623214
where's your mortgage retard? I have one

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>>52623194

What is impressive about having ga mortgage handy andy said most guys either
A have their house paid off
B have a mortgage

I don't have either

Getting dressed up today for Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving thanks for help

>> No.52623261

>>52622506
Paying nothing is better then paying for a loan (mortgage).

Just enjoy your life man, there are always people trying to talk you down just ignore them.

>> No.52623267

Have fun please be sure to come back and post more pics so we know its you.

PS. what is your name anon

>> No.52623299

>>52623234
I'm inside your house

>> No.52623321

imagine being so poor you can't even afford to take on good debt.

>> No.52623381

>>52623321

I don't consider myself poor I have everything I need. I spent 10 dollars on mw2 skins last night so I do have some expendable income

>> No.52623439

>>52623267

I'm derek

What kind of pictures

>> No.52623500

Full on larp, true retards would never be able to find /biz

>> No.52623523

>>52623439
you know the king

>> No.52623565

>>52623523

King charles?

>> No.52623579

>>52623079
When you pull the trigger while the gun isn’t loaded

>> No.52623589

bottom indicator with pure threads, buy

>> No.52623618

>>52623579


It's loaded though

>> No.52623620

>>52623565
Derek I'm hiding inside your home can you find me?

-andy

>> No.52623633

>>52623500

I don't now larp I'm not retarded ha e a GED did some tech school also attended online college for a semester give mea break man

>> No.52623641

>>52623620

Haha ya right I would of seen you come up the steps

This is Derek btw what's up andy

>> No.52623651

>>52623641
I snuck up while you were getting ready for Thanksgiving. I'm going to scare you

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52623688

I'm on my way to the store to get a few things I'll be back dad said you didn't come over btw I called him and dudley would bark

>> No.52623708

>>52623688
Your dad is tricking you we have a surprise for you at home i can't wait

>> No.52623722

>>52623651
Nice try i called you and you said you didn't reply to any4hinf and asked what Chan was

>> No.52623730

>>52623708


Ya right brb going to store to get some stuff I'll be back soon

>> No.52623765

>>52623722
I'm tricking you. I'm inside your home

>> No.52624049

>>52623765

POST A PICTURE INSIDE THEN ANDY

>> No.52624763

>>52622506
so youre just paying rent or sleeping with him. okay then...

>> No.52624793

>>52622731
hes probly not leaving you in his will just saying. don't plan on making a big scene at the reading when you're not mentioned.

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>>52623074
I... I just don't know anymore Anon.

>> No.52624990

>>52623299
I'm on your roof
Eatin' those braindawgs

>> No.52625053

>>52622506
i'm sorry if i'm being a bit rude but you look like someone who doesn't have a mortgage. you should go buy one at your nearest walmart.

>> No.52625107

OP, you dont need a mortgage. Also, you sort of look like this guy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>> No.52625278

>>52622731
Doggo looks a bit old, just keep struggling OP

>> No.52625347

>>52623688
there is zero chance you havent killed any prostitutes

>> No.52625380

>>52622506
First good thread in a while

>> No.52625719

>>52624763

His bed room is down stairs my room is upstairs we don't sleep in the same room

>> No.52625785

>>52625347

I have done sexual stuff for money before but never killed anyone no ones even asked and I wouldn't likely consider it

>> No.52625850
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52625850

This is amazing

>> No.52625878

When you do your “sexual stuff” do you make them put the lotion on the skin?

>> No.52625932

>>52625878

no sometimes ky jelly I was just asking about having mortgage not sure why we're going down this road I got banned for posting nudes before

>> No.52625969

IQ does not stand for internet questionnaire as I previously considered

>> No.52625973

Is this or is this not you and your dog? https://youtu.be/QRqXBsgnYok

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>>52625973

Doesn't even look remotely like me hold here me with no shirt now post him w/o shirt the famous tucked photo

Sorry someone's asking these questions guys thanks for letting me know ow about mortgages

>> No.52626062

Notice how less muscular buffalo bill is then me I resent you for.implying such things

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>>52626062

Sorry forgot to attach photo bit angry in the moment we look nothing alike

>> No.52626117

>>52622506
What happened to your eyes?

>> No.52626184

>>52626117

??? What happened to your eyes

>> No.52626214

>>52626184
The skin around your eyes is puffy and discolored. It gives the impression of wearing a mask, which is why people are comparing you to buffalo bill

>> No.52626318

>>52626214

oh ok thanks