/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52503777]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.52503796]

Hello esmgee

[Anonymous No.52503800]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52503802]

another sucky /smg/ thread

[Anonymous No.52503804]

> Futures

[Anonymous No.52503805]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52503810]

i'm a permabull

[Anonymous No.52503814]

>>52503777
checked
fuck bulls

[Anonymous No.52503816]

first for METAbolites having a healthy neon green day. By the glory of evolution Zuck will guide us to the top right of the chart :-)

ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS!

[Anonymous No.52503819]

Good morning, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.52503822]

hello bros. might paper trade might not. dunno

[Anonymous No.52503823]

Is dcaing into oil for the next 3-5 years a bad idea? If so what specifically? I am starting to buy the idea that oil is gonna keep riding with these retards at the helm

[Anonymous No.52503827]

>>52503819
Woah, anon

[Anonymous No.52503829]

Im a bear and Im not worried

[Anonymous No.52503830]

>>52503819
THAT'S Taylor Swift NOW?!?!?!
WTTFFFF
If she's a man, then I'm a man. HUBBA HUBBA

[Anonymous No.52503832]

>>52503819
God she is right about to hit the wall

[Anonymous No.52503834]

what's happening to Oil?

[Anonymous No.52503836]

BUDDY, LOOK AT OIL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52503838]

>>52503805
same as yesterday, (they) are pumping apple

[Anonymous No.52503842]

>>52503819
YGMI

[Anonymous No.52503846]

>>52503819
Did she get a boob job?

[Anonymous No.52503852]

>>52503834
lots of midwits browsed too much /pol/ and thought they were smarter than the oil market and decided to speculate. now they're being taken to the woodshed

[Anonymous No.52503853]

>>52503816
I know zuck just had Chris chan level autism but he looks less and less human each day.

[Anonymous No.52503854]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52503855]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.52503856]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52503857]

>>52503834
The Jews just mandated green Flintstone style manual cars only

[Anonymous No.52503862]

LET'S FUCKIN GET IT

[Anonymous No.52503867]

>>52503855
> two seconds late

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503873]

kikeflix nooooo!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52503877]

there it goes

[Anonymous No.52503878]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52503882]

>>52503842
>white supremacists
>antisemitic
>conspiracy theory
All of that in just the preview of the article. Hit the triforce of buzzwords already.

[Anonymous No.52503883]

Dump the oil.

Dump it all.

[Anonymous No.52503885]

natural gas bros its over

[Anonymous No.52503887]

I’m JACKED TO THE TITS with shorts

[Anonymous No.52503889]

>grindr ringing the bell at the historic new york stock exchange

this fucking country

[Anonymous No.52503899]

>>52503853
hes literally not human though. He's an Agarthan lizardman that was sent to the surface to gather information about the progress of the human species, that's why he created Facebook, that's why it succeeded despite being a very shitty platform initially, that's why it has damn near half the population of Earth on its databases. He will succeed no matter what, so it's better to be with him than against him.

[Anonymous No.52503902]

>>52503862
Gucci boots on = Green candles today

[Anonymous No.52503903]

HD is more BPD than my ex gfs.

[Anonymous No.52503910]

>>52503889
What a coincidence, I was just getting ready to fire it up and get my ass fucked today.

[Anonymous No.52503913]

>>52503882
Speaking about the trinity is anti-semetic anon.

[Anonymous No.52503917]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.52503921]

>>52503902
Did that anon really buy them or is he just fucking with us?

[Anonymous No.52503923]

DID I TELL YOU TO REDEEM BASTERD BITCH BENCHOD

I CALL YOUR MOTHER A GROUP

[Anonymous No.52503927]

>>52503842
>calling someone greedy is a white supremacist anti-semitic conspiracy theory

[Anonymous No.52503929]

>>52503852
>lots of midwits browsed too much /pol/
lol

[Anonymous No.52503932]

>>52503921
I was the guy who made that post. I didn't really buy the boots, but i had joked with my wife about buying them

[Anonymous No.52503934]

Didn’t you hear? Oil is over we are using windmills from now on

[Anonymous No.52503938]

These fucking kikes are just toying with me...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503941]

>>52503903
she's got a little cream on her face, i could give her a little more.

[Anonymous No.52503943]

>>52503910
kek

[Anonymous No.52503945]

>futures
uhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.52503951]

>>52503777
Is it financially wise to date this 34yo Ukrainian refugee? Is she too busted? I'm 32. I want to smash her at least

[Anonymous No.52503950]

>>52503941
Mixing meat and dairy isn't kosher and you know it.

[Anonymous No.52503953]

I still don't think oil is dead LT, but who knows how low it goes right now

[Anonymous No.52503964]

50% SIGA 50% TINV

[Anonymous No.52503965]

/OJ gang we doing better then those pig fucker today

[Anonymous No.52503971]

>>52503941

[Anonymous No.52503974]

>>52503932
Does your wife have cool shoes at least?

[Anonymous No.52503982]

I am short x3 NASDAQ contracts with a trailing stop loss.

[Anonymous No.52503983]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52503989]

>>52503974
I'd buy my wife gucci shit but she'd rather have 10 low quality handbags / shoes than 1 nice gucci handbag / shoe

[Anonymous No.52503992]

>>52503934
I have yet to figure out why oil producing/exporting nations are willingly and happily accepting lower and lower prices for their product in this inflationary environment.
I mean, factoring in the inflationary pressures over the past years, they are pretty much selling their product for free by now.
They seem to unironically be a-ok with it since they are not curtailing their exports.

[Anonymous No.52503994]

Goals for today lads?

[Anonymous No.52503995]

WHAT IS THIS OPEN KEKEKEKE

[Anonymous No.52503997]

>>52503994
Short all the things

[Anonymous No.52503998]

>>52503951
Yes. But from the get-go be a jew with your money to her and make it clear that you would rather have her be begging on the streets than sell a single share from your portfolio to fund her even a single meal. Also if you want kids you'd have to get on that quick with her

[Anonymous No.52503999]

>>52503989
>Bitches have Mary Poppins tier bags full of God knows what but are never prepared for anything
Sad!

[Anonymous No.52504003]

WHAT HAPPENED TO OIL MUMU? MUMU I TRUSTED YOU!

[Anonymous No.52504007]

>>52503994
My only goal everyday is not to get heemed

[Anonymous No.52504012]

>>52503992
US is getting cozy with the saudi's again. Maybe they agreed to increase production or some shit.

[Anonymous No.52504013]

Steak and Lobster today Bobros

[Anonymous No.52504018]

>>52503999
Checked but she needs to clean her tongue. That looks FUCKING HIDEOUS

[Anonymous No.52504027]

>>52503999
My favorite is when I'm at the gas station trying to buy beer and get the hell out and the bitch in front of me is digging through her purse like a gopher to find the couple sheckles to pay in exact change and holds up the entire line. I hate women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.52504029]

>>52504003
covid worries in bugland

[Anonymous No.52504032]

>>52503994
Get some stuff at REI (NOT Ring Energy), go to the grocery store, and buy some liquor. It's gonna be comfy.

[Anonymous No.52504034]

>>52503982
I'm actually shorting the dow kek, nasdaq is doing some goofy shit but the dow really could see a return to some longer term moving averages

[Anonymous No.52504033]

The qatar world cup is banning beer and butt sex wtf can we americans do for fun

[Anonymous No.52504036]

>>52504012
>Maybe they agreed to increase production or some shit.
This would be the definition of 'being bled dry.'

[Anonymous No.52504046]

NO ONE HIT THE OPENING DRUMS!!

WE ALL WILL NOT MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.52504048]

>>52504018
You try sucking 6 million miles of Jew dick and having perfect papillae.

[Anonymous No.52504057]

>>52504032
what kind of camping gear you picking up.

[Anonymous No.52504060]

>>52504046
scroll up dude

[Anonymous No.52504061]

bought some XOM puts

[Anonymous No.52504077]

I said I would not heem them and I shall not.

But the market is the market and DRIP takes the weak.

This is my DRIP. My market. My oil.

[Anonymous No.52504081]

>>52504057
A new headlamp so I can see in the grim darkness near the winter solstice and maybe some travel toiletry bottles.

[Anonymous No.52504084]

i am buying this morning's bilibili dip
this time we shall make anime real

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504089]

I hope you're wearing a fresh pair of panties. Shit's about to go parabolic.

Imagine 9/11, the Holocaust, 1929, and Hurricane Pompeii all together.

[FALLING KNIFE CATCHER No.52504098]

So, what buy?

[Anonymous No.52504101]

>META

[Anonymous No.52504102]

How to buy degenerate homosex app?

[Anonymous No.52504103]

>>52504089
>VIX ETFS
>HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK
motherfucker

[Anonymous No.52504109]

>Gaps over gaps on spx
What is happening, there have been more gaps in the spx in the last 9 months than there has been in a decade, and nobody closes. what is this market

[Anonymous No.52504111]

>>52504084
>hsv 1 and 2
>not looking for hookups
Kek disgusting whore.

[Anonymous No.52504131]

>>52504109
gap ups and downs don't seem to matter at all any longer somehow idk wtf

[Anonymous No.52504133]

>>52504089
Threadly reminder that Hannah hays head is literally empty and you can't save her.

https://youtu.be/P6s1WaJafDs

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504147]

>>52504103
Yes, asking how they work isn't just a meme. No one knows. But whether you're trading crypto, ETFs, FOREX, or stocks, all securities follow trend lines. And brother, the VIX is knock knock knocking on heaven's door.

[Anonymous No.52504152]

>>52504089
that is the most retarded TA ive ever seen. only hannah hays could have made something stupider.

[Anonymous No.52504160]

>>52504089
>TA on vix

kek

[Anonymous No.52504167]

>>52504109
I've made $30k so far betting on gaps with SPY options. The market is a bunch of pivoters, even major banks are calling for a late 2023-2024 pivot

[Anonymous No.52504170]

>>52504131
with ccl, a dead company being one of the top volume traded shares for so long, I can only assume the market is controlled by 16 year old edge lord clowns that got lucky sometime in the last 5 years and dont know what the fuck they are doing

[Anonymous No.52504172]

Seethe and I never get sick

[Anonymous No.52504176]

>>52504081
nice

[Anonymous No.52504183]

What the plan? Short ? Long?

[Anonymous No.52504182]

>>52503989
That gucci boot didn’t look high quality at all though

[Anonymous No.52504188]

>>52504172
who asked, plasticblood fatty?

[FALLING KNIFE CATCHER No.52504191]

>>52504183
Clown spreads

[Anonymous No.52504195]

>>52504147
honestly. you should've posted this chart instead of the zoomed-in one.

[Anonymous No.52504199]

>>52504172
Based, washing coffee cups is for basedboys

[Anonymous No.52504202]

>it's another episode of person on /smg/ posting VXX when talking about VIX

[Anonymous No.52504204]

someone post the powell pivotoor pasta

[Anonymous No.52504205]

>>52504109
the concept of gaps being filled is based on movements where price hasn't been before. there won't be another real gap until we hit new ATHs.

[Anonymous No.52504208]

>Retail investors are believed to own about 67.5% of GameStop's, $GME, float, according to Vickers Stock Research data.

Uh, GMEtardbros? Does this mean the Sneed is Snoze?

[Anonymous No.52504209]

definitely feels like it's on an edge.

[Anonymous No.52504219]

>>52504188
Someone asked in the last thread. The only thing that would happen if I ate this curlycue is that my shit would be springy. That’s it

[Anonymous No.52504221]

>>52504183
Buy the homosex app.

[Anonymous No.52504227]

>>52504209
i feel like you need a couple more lines on the screen to support your claim

[Anonymous No.52504236]

I bought EPD, a limited partnership yesterday, then I realized I messed up and sold my shares today. Am I still going to get a K-1? I fucking hate taxes.

[Anonymous No.52504244]

BOIL barons report in

[Anonymous No.52504247]

>>52504219
You're telling me that plastic is safe for consumption?
Lol no way, brother.

[Anonymous No.52504248]

>>52504227
no this is fine, if paired with dxy you can see where it's going. dollar is rising so stocks fall. Might see a red day today.

[Anonymous No.52504250]

>>52504167
>even major banks are calling for a late 2023-2024 pivot
so according to major banks the FED is going to raise .75bps at every meeting until late 2023-2024?
or is it a case of
>pivot means whatever we say it does

[Anonymous No.52504251]

>>52504111
>hsv? Polycule?
I’m getting too old for this shit

[FALLING KNIFE CATCHER No.52504256]

>>52504227
Anything less then 15 lines is amateur

[Anonymous No.52504263]

>>52504250
stop posting please

[Anonymous No.52504271]

>>52504247
It just passes through you. I cut the stuff everyday and the most it does is give me huge powdery plastic boogers. Kind of the same thing as boogers in the desert

[Anonymous No.52504272]

>>52504263
up yours

[Anonymous No.52504273]

>>52504244
its over

[Anonymous No.52504275]

I used to think Elon is pretty smart. Now I just think he is a retard and he is tanking my TSLA position....

[Anonymous No.52504276]

OOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tesla below 180 lets GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52504282]

>Well uhhh ACSHUALLY if they fed doesn't raise rates for 75 bp literally every month then it's a pivot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52504284]

>>52504263
the pivot isn't going to happen until trump takes office in 2025

[Anonymous No.52504285]

>wait all week for a trade/play
>miss click wrong account
>lose money in one account and gain in the other for a wash
>weeks of worrying for nothing

FML happy Friday smg. Could be worse- praise the Lord, Christ is King.

[Anonymous No.52504290]

>>52503910
Aren't we all

[Anonymous No.52504291]

>>52504251
HSV means herpes simplex virus. She literally has sores all over her mouth and pussy, but claims to not want "hookups" but also wants to be with multiple guys. Literally a no value whore.

[Anonymous No.52504301]

>>52503998
>Also if you want kids you'd have to get on that quick with her
Ya that's my issue. If she was 10y younger I would be on that forever. I've missed so many opportunities with hot blondes though in my 20s. I feel like I deserve this now.
We'll see. Thanks though

[Anonymous No.52504303]

>>52504263
BUDDY LOOK AT NETFLIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52504304]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52504310]

Tsla... next support?

[Anonymous No.52504324]

What's more bullish? Buying a call or selling a CC put?

>>52504310
Hell

[Anonymous No.52504327]

>>52504310
109

[Anonymous No.52504328]

dump it lol

[Anonymous No.52504329]

>>52504310
Zero

[Anonymous No.52504331]

These Jews...

[Anonymous No.52504337]

What comes first next? CPI or Fed meeting?

[Anonymous No.52504346]

>>52504324
>>52504329
looks like it

[Anonymous No.52504347]

>>52504310
-25

[Anonymous No.52504350]

>feds dumped 42B of their open market holdings from last week

WHOOP WHOOP

DONT SINK

WHOOP WHOOP

PULL UP

TERRAIN

TERRAIN

TERRAIN

[Anonymous No.52504353]

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504355]

>>52504310
129
then 93
then 63
then....28

180 is all that matters. Once it trades for lower than what it was when it was added to the S&P, it's over. I can't stress this enough...but VXX is looking like there's a massive fucking move brewing. Get the fuck out while you still can. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.52504359]

>>52504353
Zestimate sisters...

[Anonymous No.52504373]

>>52504337
fomc minutes eom whuvh are likely going to confirm what everybody knows and the fed speakers biting their tongues for a month not saying outloud .5% in decembr, Inflation rate growth is going to keep trending down

[Anonymous No.52504374]

>>52504337
Cpi

[Anonymous No.52504377]

Were did the buyers go?

[Anonymous No.52504375]

>>52504355
>TA on VXX
wat

[Anonymous No.52504389]

>>52504337
>can't into web search
ngmi

This will help you on your travels https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
>inb4 this doesn't tell me the answer to my question
I know, no spoonfeed here babby

[Anonymous No.52504394]

>>52504377
Right here, buddy.

[Anonymous No.52504403]

I shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.52504419]

Why the VIX go up?

[Anonymous No.52504423]

>>52504394
Can you buy some SPX* and bonds pls o and some Euros

[Anonymous No.52504425]

>>52504403
Did you?

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504426]

>>52504375
I'm not fucking around here. Look at the top in 2020 and the spike in march. Now look at Jan 2022 and see that it was a support for current VIX levels. I'm telling you, this VIX TA is a friggin ace!

[Anonymous No.52504428]

GRND
R
N
D

[Anonymous No.52504430]

Salam alaikum brothers, Why is oil down 25% this month?

Shall we buy this dip?

[Anonymous No.52504437]

COOL MARKET BRANDON

[Anonymous No.52504440]

>>52504430
>SPR all time low
Yes brother. We are.

[Anonymous No.52504441]

And as per usual, overnight futures traders were fucking retarded and pissed all their capital off a cliff for no reason.

[Anonymous No.52504445]

BUDDY LOOK AT TSLA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52504447]

>>52504403
not so sure bout that BoBro

[Anonymous No.52504457]

>>52504084
It's fucking insane the amounts of mental gymnastics these whores go through to justify their promiscuity.
Greetings from Kazakstan.

[Anonymous No.52504458]

almost a gap close for the s&p 500 topkek

[Anonymous No.52504465]

>>52504355
You think the VIX is going to moon or what?
Speak clearly.

[Anonymous No.52504470]

Mumu is everything okay? Mumu?

[Anonymous No.52504476]

>>52504470
>premature smugness
perhaps

[Anonymous No.52504477]

okay how do we profit off climate reparations? oil?

[Anonymous No.52504485]

>>52504353
I'm currently sitting on 90k and houses in my area are only like 280k for a great house. right now. god I can't wait for this shit to dump

[Anonymous No.52504492]

>>52504477
whatever aides new debt issuance i guess

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504498]

>>52504477
LIT
TAN
NRGU is going down to 531 before it catches some breath. I've heard too much...

[Anonymous No.52504501]

>a meme strip club stock is my #2 most successful trade

[Anonymous No.52504503]

>>52504485
yep. most likely you're the only one sitting on 90k waiting for houses to drop...

[Anonymous No.52504504]

>>52504236
Someone please answer my question instead of just meming

[Anonymous No.52504505]

>>52504470
Yes, some giant jewish hedgies are about to rescue my degenerate calls, r-right?

[Anonymous No.52504506]

>>52504353
it's ogre

[Anonymous No.52504512]

>>52504477
go back to /pol/ or /n/?

[Anonymous No.52504519]

this fed is so useless they've turned me into a mumu. today jerome, we fight.

[Anonymous No.52504522]

>>52504447
>>52504425
I need sp500 to go back to 3950 bobros

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504524]

>>52504505
Unless those calls are for UVXY or SQQQ, I'd say you're more fucked than early 2000s Sasha grey.

[Anonymous No.52504537]

Thanks to WFCF anon from like a month ago, finally got a really nice poomp out of it. Also damn I wish I'd put more money in STXS, it's been red hot

[Anonymous No.52504542]

TSLA

[Anonymous No.52504551]

>>52504542
Energy bros....

[Anonymous No.52504556]

>>52504445
Elon keeps getting heemed. That's what happens when you think you're the smartest man in the room, surround yourself with yes men, and won't take any criticism. top kek

[Anonymous No.52504564]

>>52504542
like a ROCK

[Anonymous No.52504567]

/r/accounting is having a field day with Twitter and FTX.

[Anonymous No.52504569]

>>52504542
its the only thing keeping us from 400

[Anonymous No.52504572]

>>52504512
sir this is a nbc news article not pol

[Anonymous No.52504573]

>"Twitter is dying" headlines
>Read into it
>It's just the employees and low-T users continuing to be weak pussies
Cool. Cool. Direct listing when, Elon?

[Anonymous No.52504582]

>>52504503
LOL, yep, and that's why I'll stay in a paid off house rather than upgrading. Investors, and people with savings are going to keep the market pumped above what I'm willing to pay. I will be stuck with a small single car garage, while I desire a 3 car. But the 401&roth stay maxed.

Maybe it will crash someday, but will I be bold enough while my retirement savings is 40% of what it was in December of '21?

[Anonymous No.52504583]

Time for your daily FED fucking.

[Anonymous No.52504584]

>>52504556
Elon's alot of things, but he's not the typical non creative brainwashed faggot that listens to yes men

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52504589]

>>52504542
All that fucking green and I'm balls deep in kike flix calls. fuck this shit! i'm going for a walk

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52504612]

>>52504583
I'm getting tired of these F.E.D. niggers making decisions about shit they literally know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.52504618]

>>52504567
Adult requests has an accouting thread?

[Anonymous No.52504621]

XOM is clearly topping

[Anonymous No.52504623]

DWAC!

[Anonymous No.52504632]

>>52504583
>>52504612

[Anonymous No.52504633]

>>52504423
>Euros

[Anonymous No.52504634]

>>52504583
we have reached peak hawkishness they are all pussies new ath by eoy

[Anonymous No.52504635]

>>52504551
I'm buying more

[Anonymous No.52504643]

>>52504556
this is what happens when you piss off the jews

[Anonymous No.52504654]

>>52504236
Answer this question

[Anonymous No.52504655]

>>52504634
>new ath by eoy
*sleigh bells in the distance*

[Anonymous No.52504664]

Coffee doing its best I see

[Anonymous No.52504665]

>>52504556
He's not getting heemed, he's going head to head with the glowies and the deep state. Don't believe anything you read about him. The Jews are scared.

[Anonymous No.52504666]

>>52504236
>>52504654
You got your answer yesterday, now fuck off!

[Anonymous No.52504667]

>>52504634
They cant step down, if their words dont scare the market they have to act even if they dont want to
Bulls caused that

[Anonymous No.52504668]

[Anonymous No.52504674]

>>52504556
>fires workers
>closes twitter building for a week
>it keeps running like nothing happened
>proves they were all worthless employeees

lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.52504682]

i like my women like my stops

>tight

[Anonymous No.52504683]

>>52504667
they can't step down but also they have reached the point where they just keep repeating themselves, thus they are decided on a terminal rate

[Anonymous No.52504690]

>>52504654
Idk I throw my k1's into the trash can. The software imported tax company Jew just adds up all that shit for me electronically

[Anonymous No.52504692]

>>52504674
>b-b-but there are dangerous and problematic opinions being shared now!!!

[Anonymous No.52504696]

whats the fucking catch with index funds? youre telling me I can make money doing nothing? the fuck nigga

[Anonymous No.52504698]

>>52504634
I wouldn't bet on it
>inb4 meme lines
There's no way bulls will be able to break bearish trend and get over 50 WMA before EoY.
This rally has until end of November, early December MAX

[Anonymous No.52504701]

Connecting the fan to a cable so I can run it to a junction box. I used heat shrink butt splices. I will now use a hot air gun to shrink the tubing to form a seal around the connection

[Anonymous No.52504705]

>>52504583
>G....guys trust us we're tough we totally aren't going to chicken out

[Anonymous No.52504708]

>>52504696

[Anonymous No.52504709]

>>52504696
it's literally free money.
zero chance of going tits up.

[Anonymous No.52504712]

>>52504696
Not only that, you're more likely to make more money by doing nothing!

[Anonymous No.52504717]

>>52504666
I did not.

>>52504690
Fine. I fucking hate this shit.

[Anonymous No.52504728]

>>52504712
You will do nothing, and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.52504731]

>>52504705
The expectation for another .5% increase is already there for December alone. We’ll be at our highest rates in 40 years soon by next year if inflation doesn’t stop.

[Anonymous No.52504733]

>>52504683
The final rate will be decided on if inflation actually goes down, until then...
And then... next step, a couple of months od tight conditions until they can be sure that the job is done.

[Anonymous No.52504737]

>>52504701
Good enough

[Anonymous No.52504747]

>>52504696
It's called diversification sweety

[Anonymous No.52504748]

>>52504698
that's a lot of time

[Anonymous No.52504751]

>>52504737
>>>/diy/

[Anonymous No.52504757]

>>52504635
What are you buying?

[Anonymous No.52504761]

>>52504737
Bro use a lighter but be careful.
>t.electrician

[Anonymous No.52504764]

The stock market is supposed to be fun, holding index funds isn't fun

[Anonymous No.52504762]

I cant say much but IAUX will be bought out. Screen shot this; your welcome.

[Anonymous No.52504763]

>>52504747
>buy every company in sp500
>dont buy just the best companies
dunno schlomo something doesnt add up

[Anonymous No.52504765]

COIN just keeps tanking huh

[Anonymous No.52504770]

>>52504737
>>52504701
>>52504271
>>52504219
>>52504172
QRD?

[Anonymous No.52504776]

>>52504737
>Those cuts for the fan mount
>That wrap
I would be pissed if I received this.

[Anonymous No.52504789]

>>52504737
The one on the left clearly isn't sealed. I understand that this is inside, and moisture is less of an issue, but if these skids go anywhere near sea water, there will be corrosion in there, and the electrical connection will fail.

[Anonymous No.52504797]

>>52504765
There are people who bought COIN at 400 dollars. Remember that.

[Anonymous No.52504800]

>>52504764
Anti bottom signal

[Anonymous No.52504803]

>>52504728
Haven't you heard the news? Klaus lost. Also Comcast has now moved the goal post yet again. Now they say service will be restored by noon. That's a full 9 hours longer than quoted. Anybody work in that line of work that can explain why this shit takes so long?

[Anonymous No.52504809]

>>52504776
No you wouldn’t. You have no idea what passes as acceptable in my industry. Besides I just stuff all that shit behind the faceplate

[Anonymous No.52504811]

>>52504032
>REI
Based, even my underwear and wallet are REI.

[Anonymous No.52504822]

>>52504789
It absolutely is sealed. It tight against the the wire but that space is filled with molten plastic.

[Anonymous No.52504823]

Why didn't I buy the homo app at open?

[Anonymous No.52504826]

Guys I made the mistake of looking at the Boglehead forums

[Anonymous No.52504828]

>>52504809
Yes I would. It looks like one of my drunken weekend projects.

[Anonymous No.52504829]

>>52504809
What the hell are you building? That looks like a soulless job.

[Anonymous No.52504830]

>>52504809
>>52504809
What do these machines do?

[Anonymous No.52504834]

>>52504826
are you redpilled now

[Anonymous No.52504842]

>>52504717
We all do. They've lobbied Congress over and over to keep this shit as confusing and as burdensome as possible so we have to pay them to figure out how much we are getting heemed by federal reserve's collection agency

[Anonymous No.52504847]

>>52504834
even worse, I'm buying some long term bonds

[Anonymous No.52504850]

>>52504089
Matches up with what I posted here >>52504698


>>52504133
Holy shit that's bad. Country bumpkin did nothing in public school besides suck dick in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.52504852]

its true that no one is buying. but also the sellers are gone. markets want to go up they don't want to crab

[Anonymous No.52504855]

You could have invested in gay sex, for second time this year today, and made close to 100% in a single day
why didn't you trade gay sex
what are you, homophobic?
what are you, GAY

[Anonymous No.52504861]

Leading Economic Indicators October minus 0.8% vs expected minus 0.4%. And it’s not due to the stonks component.

[Anonymous No.52504862]

>>52504811
>Even my outdoor gear consoooming pays dividends
What a country.

[I will marry hannah hays No.52504863]

>>52504195

Well, I prefer the scale and magnitude of the current timeframe. That's really all that matters because that was the biggest move in the VIX ever.

[Anonymous No.52504872]

>>52504757
FEC.TO
Somewhat risky since Colombia is a very shitty jurisdiction. But I like their assets and the management.

[Anonymous No.52504873]

>>52504847
Actually not a bad play right now. Much better than when rates were sub 1%

[Anonymous No.52504876]

Is there anywhere reliable to get the time for earnings reports

[Anonymous No.52504888]

>>52504855
Did they have shorts back during the time of Sodom and Gomorrah? Those bobos got paid if they did

[Anonymous No.52504887]

>>52504855
I didn't know about it

[Anonymous No.52504889]

>>52504828
It looks and works fine.
>>52504829
>>52504830
Chemical feed systems for water treatment plants

Next I will cut some rail to mount the thermostat

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52504900]

>>52504823
I can't wait until the supreme court strikes down all these protections for drug dealers, faggots, niggers, and sodomites.

[Anonymous No.52504905]

>>52504889
pondering how this is related to the stock market

[Anonymous No.52504911]

>>52504852
>Where is the bottom on Grindr?
>I'm a HUGE bear on Grindr
>Let me tell it to you straight, Grindr is going down

[Anonymous No.52504914]

Tinder IPO when

[Anonymous No.52504919]

>>52504889
So you're the one that adds poisonous taxic fluoride into our drinking water?

[Anonymous No.52504922]

>>52504911
>I'm a HUGE bear on Grindr

[Anonymous No.52504925]

>>52504889
That sounds like an awful way to spend the day.

[Anonymous No.52504928]

>>52504911
>>52504855
oops

[Anonymous No.52504936]

guys is it possible to have some kind of shorting price when it goes down to it it buys??

like price is 20 and i want to short when its 17? does a sell stop work in that?

t. asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.52504941]

Grinder suspended again just under 40 usd

[Anonymous No.52504944]

i hope twitter goes under just so retards can't post with a literally who screenshot and an inane question

[Anonymous No.52504952]

>>52504936
write puts

[Anonymous No.52504953]

>>52504905
It’s not but I can post here with impunity
>>52504919
Yes but mostly I build systems that add bleach
>>52504925
It’s wonderful. Small workshop not open to the public. Leave at 3pm everyday.

[Anonymous No.52504955]

>>52504900
lol, lmao even
better chance of your Jewflix calls than that happening

[Anonymous No.52504962]

I have 1000 in 0dte calls, will it go to 396? Or else I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.52504966]

>>52504911
>I've been pumping and dumping on Grindr

[Anonymous No.52504975]

>>52504962
I have a few 398 I think im heemed

[Anonymous No.52504977]

>>52504889
Any recommended sources for a peristaltic/dosing pump? Trying to rebuild the nutrient dosing system for my hydroponic system. I've been using these little chincey ones from Aliexpress but they're not reliable.

[Anonymous No.52504983]

>>52504953
Bleach is unfortunately necessary, but floride just is bad for no real reason other than to lower IQ. Skip the fluoride part bro help your town out

[Anonymous No.52504984]

>>52504953
you can post all you want but it wont hide the fact you are a glorfied lego wagie

[Anonymous No.52504991]

>>52504962
>>52504975
I think we close 398-399

[Anonymous No.52504992]

>>52504952
no i dont do options and wont.

[Anonymous No.52504994]

>>52504763
what's so confusing to you about that? The S&P500 keeps going up on average by 5-10% each year. So if you buy the index, your invested money will go up by 5-10% on average each year.

[Anonymous No.52504995]

The market will continue in a downward channel for months, potentially even years. Look at prior corrections, it took years to recover.

Is anyone actually bullish?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52504998]

>>52504955
look at what they did to abortion privileges, only a matter of time until these faggots get thrown in jail for docking cocks.

[Anonymous No.52504999]

>>52504984
>Lego wagie
Kek!

[Anonymous No.52505000]

>>52504763
This. I have watched the S&P decline since Jan while every single stock I picked for my son's portfolio has gone up. That told me some important things.

[Anonymous No.52505005]

>>52504847
Long bonds? Before the next hike? Can I suggest VUSB until the fed pivot, then BND?

[Anonymous No.52505007]

>>52504977
Grundfos
>>52504983
I build what I can sell
>>52504984
Why does this make you seethe? Are you unemployed?

[Anonymous No.52505011]

GRND 47USD +300%

Shieeeet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505023]

faggots selling their kikeflix to chase that gay pump and dump

[Anonymous No.52505026]

>>52504995
No, I'm just gonna invest in the short entire earth fund. Should I go triple leveraged or just dollar for dollar?

[Anonymous No.52505027]

>>52505007
>I build what I can sell
Kike.
Is this post even /biz/ or /smg/ related? HMMM?!?!?!?!
You fuckin fuck

[Anonymous No.52505030]

>>52504922
Bears know how to party

[Anonymous No.52505032]

kinda expect a jew pump to shake the Bobos out at this point

[Anonymous No.52505033]

>>52505000
Should have included, all of his are S&P stocks also.

[Anonymous No.52505040]

>>52504991
Please gap up to 396, I wanna stop having a perpetual heart attack.

[Anonymous No.52505056]

>>52504998
Did you see that "family friendly" kids fair or whatever it was where the kids throw rings on literal rainbow dildos?

[Anonymous No.52505059]

>>52504998
House passed Respect of Marriage act before their Republican counterparts took over, it will easily pass Senate with Dem control.
Gay boy stocks now extremely bullish
>https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/8404

[Anonymous No.52505069]

>>52505007
Based soulless death metchant

[Anonymous No.52505074]

grinder had 98% SPAC redemptions so only 485k public shares are available to trade. this could go much higher before crashing back down

[Anonymous No.52505076]

>>52504984
>lego wagie

lmao

[Anonymous No.52505082]

>>52505027
It’s /smg/ related because it’s posted in /smg/. I don’t mind building systems that put fluoride in the water because I understand that fluoride isn’t bad. I learned long ago not to believe things without proof that I’ve read on /pol/. The fact is you have no idea what fluoride does and neither do I but that isn’t going to stop me from helping the city put it in your water

[Anonymous No.52505087]

the fed's reign of terror is over, no one actually cares about inflation, demonrats won, MMT and communism imminent

[Anonymous No.52505089]

>>52505032
You mean like the one before the open? Hell my whole portfolio is still down over 4% today, don’t see any reason for things to be green when bad news keeps piling up.

[Anonymous No.52505093]

>>52505033
>>52505000
the S&P500 beats 99% of all professional investors. You are nothing special, you just have a very short timeline to reference so you are confusing blind luck with skill or knowledge. Obviously anyone can beat any index on a short enough timeline, but I guarantee you that you will not beat the S&P500 over the course of say 5-10 years.

[Anonymous No.52505106]

>>52503777
I baked
>>52502322
>>52502322

[Anonymous No.52505112]

>>52505082
Faggot cannot even see I'm a different person.
Stop posting your plastic trash in my general, you stupid heeb.
>it's /smg/ related because I say so
Fuck you, you're wrong. kys

[Anonymous No.52505116]

$57 gay sex stock. Next stop $69.

[Anonymous No.52505117]

>>52505089
Am from europe idk about futures, kept crawling up there slowly for me.

nah something like yesterday were they fucked with apple

[Anonymous No.52505118]

>>52505106
Fuck your mother

[Anonymous No.52505132]

>>52505106
Mega faggot. Should be a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.52505140]

>>52505106

[Anonymous No.52505139]

>>52504147
So what are you trying to say?
Spit it out.

[Anonymous No.52505145]

>>52505106
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.52505154]

Please gap up to 396 sirs please redeem

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505156]

>>52505059
Yeah but the courts are going to find the law unconstitutional based upon the 10th amendment.

[/smg/ - stock market general No.52505161]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>52503777

[Anonymous No.52505167]

>>52505161
good bake

[Anonymous No.52505168]

485k of grinder's 120m shares are currently available for public trading

[Anonymous No.52505171]

>>52505082
>I have no idea what fluoride does
Yep at least your being honest while also contradicting yourself at the same time by saying it's good.
The studies are all over pubmed, you know the federal government's online portal where prestigeous universities, pharmaceutical companies, and the govts own scientists keep peer reviewed studies? Ithe website run by the National Library of Medicine, The National Center for Biotechnology, and the National Institute of Health, not /pol

[Anonymous No.52505172]

>>52505161
great work

[Anonymous No.52505173]

>>52505161
lmao

[Anonymous No.52505179]

>>52505161

[Anonymous No.52505182]

>>52505161

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505183]

>>52505168
these literal faggots are about to get dumped on, it's going to be fucking hilarious when they do.

[Anonymous No.52505186]

>>52505161

[Anonymous No.52505188]

>>52505171
I simply don’t believe you. You only think fluoride is bad because that’s the popular opinion here. Anyway not my problem

[Anonymous No.52505192]

>>52505161
its over, last /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.52505193]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.52505195]

>grindr mooning
>some faggot gleefully calcifying people's pineal gland with fluoride
>gme faggots breaking containment
society needs a cleanse

[Anonymous No.52505200]

>>52505168
when do the other 119m unlock

[Anonymous No.52505215]

[Anonymous No.52505220]

>>52505192
it was fun while it lasted... ill be a better wagie now.

[Anonymous No.52505224]

>>52505193
homosex is the new amazon

[Anonymous No.52505226]

Bros wheres the new Bake

[Anonymous No.52505230]

>>52505156
It should also be ruled unconstitutional based on the 1st. Clear violation of freedom of religion.
But to get there, it has to pass, then a church has to go through the legal trouble of getting sued, appealing, and taking it all the way up

[Anonymous No.52505233]

>>52505200
they're not locked, they're just owned by the company itself instead of other investors.

[Anonymous No.52505245]

>Page: 3

[Anonymous No.52505248]

>>52505226
nypa, this is the last smg

[Anonymous No.52505254]

>>52505188
You wouldn't believe it if 50 scientific peer reviewed research studies were right in front of your eyes and being shoved up your ass because CNN didn't say so

[Anonymous No.52505256]

dxy looks so comfy

[Anonymous No.52505257]

>no options for grnd
u wot

[Anonymous No.52505259]

>NEW NEW NEW
>>52505161
>>52505161
>>52505161
>NEW NEW NEW
>>52505161
>>52505161
>>52505161

[Anonymous No.52505266]

>>52505168
>>52505233
That's actually legal on the stock market? Isn't that literally what shitcoins usually do in order to rugpull?

[Anonymous No.52505269]

FUCK
>>52505263
>>52505263
>>52505263

[Anonymous No.52505273]

>>52505259
FUCK!

[Anonymous No.52505276]

Fresh bread
>>52492268
>>52492268
>>52492268

[Anonymous No.52505306]

>>52505266
pretty much, and yeah it's legal. exchanges should set some standards in order to prevent investors getting fleeced. oh well. when the momentum turns it'll fall just as fast.

[Anonymous No.52505308]

>>52505093
I picked them in Feb 2021 well before the downturn and they are all still up YTD. There are stocks that have gone down, which means losing money, and stocks that have gone up, which means gaining. Picking ones that goes up and not picking ones that goes down is optimal.

[Anonymous No.52505332]

>>52505188
just because your drooling put-a-shape-in-the-box brain cant understand it doesnt mean its not true. he just said there are studies with proof of its negative effects. you highschool dropouts shouldnt be able to vote.

[Anonymous No.52505337]

>>52504202
This entire family likely rapes, murder and eat babies.
>just so you know

[Anonymous No.52505382]

>>52505308
BTW, if we had full control of the account I would have sold some at certain ceilings and bought new ones that were in floors. One of his, the best one, had gotten up to what I thought to be a ceiling and I told him if we could we would sell. Soon after, it dropped, a good many months ago, and just recently got back up to where it had been. That's months we could have had a stock with more headroom, but we are limited to the rules of the program he is in so I have to also include being locked in into the pick figuring.