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[Anonymous No.52499951]

>she finally invites you to her polycule to be her 5th lover

what do?

[Anonymous No.52499976]

>>52499951
prepare myself to get GRIPPED

[Anonymous No.52499988]

Roll for initiative to land a crushing blow on the globlin's head with my mace I looted from another goblin. Last 2 digits

[Anonymous No.52500016]

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

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[Anonymous No.52500024]

>>52499988
trips and dubs. You land a critical strike on the goblin. Her head is crushed completely as she grapples for your cock. She drops an epic transdermal stimulant and a pouch of jew gold.

[Anonymous No.52500028]

>>52499951
that jewish boy's asshole would GRIP my cock bretty gud

[Anonymous No.52500031]

she loves it

hi caroline

[Anonymous No.52500043]

Get the grippy

[Anonymous No.52500050]

>>52499951
cum all over her face and climb the hierarchy

[Anonymous No.52500051]

>>52500024
kek

[Anonymous No.52500098]

>>52500024
Roll
I all in that Jew gold into CRO and LUNC

[Anonymous No.52500724]

>>52499951
What a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.52500741]

>>52500024
Do you think we could actually D&D with 4chan gets?

[Anonymous No.52500771]

>>52499951
>you know you want to pin the weasel

[Anonymous No.52500776]

>>52499951
throw my pocket spaghetti at her and 360 and walk away

[Anonymous No.52500808]

>>52500741
We can try

[Anonymous No.52501706]

>>52500016
I've said it before and I'll say it again. You have a writing talent you waste on stuff like this.
Perhaps you do write other stuff?

[Anonymous No.52501711]

>>52499951
kill the other 4 to prove my worth

call me caroline

[Anonymous No.52501717]

>>52501706
Ps laughing AND chortling?

[Anonymous No.52501763]

>>52499951
>Be me, don't brush teeth, breath reaks and chunks of decaying food are in my teeeth all the time, I spit jibbled-up food at people when I talk
>realize that caroline has the same hygeine regimen orally I do
>start brushing teeth 3 times a day and flossing.

[Anonymous No.52503007]

>>52499988
>>52500024

[Anonymous No.52503035]

Look guys DINOLFG

They bought a domain http://dextools.com and automatically takes you to the chart.
The team is about to reveal itself soon. It's someone from a larger project from 2020-2021

[Anonymous No.52503049]

it's already tomorrow, where the fuck is the video

[Anonymous No.52503445]

>>52503049
THIS THIS THIS
I need this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52503550]

>>52501717
Not that it really matters but i'm the anon who wrote that and i really just slammed it out so there are a tonne of issues that make it funny that the writing was praised. Obviously misspellings, but I also don't like 'fat and portly', would have preferred naked and portly. Also dehydrated dick at the end is rubbish. I don't mind laughing and chortling as they do have slightly different meanings.

Anyway it was never meant to be that analyzed lmao. I don't write though, I'm a doctor and can you imagine if that sort of shit got out lmao.

[Anonymous No.52505240]

>>52499951
honestly I could not fuck her after leaning everything going on at FTX

[Anonymous No.52505265]

Where is sex tape

[Anonymous No.52505288]

>>52505240
>be low self esteem
>have secret crush on her because she's ugly/attainable
>figure out she's a mega whore
>you've still never had sex
incels btfo

[Anonymous No.52505432]

>>52499988
Trips->dubs confirm critical strike
>She may steal your shoelaces as she slides into the darkness, make sure you don't let your guard down

[Anonymous No.52505749]

Number 5 huh, man you'd have to cuck hard AF for DAT greese wheezle... What a rostie.

Imagine.... Loosing your dixk for something so nasty, youre left with nothing but loss...

Imagine the smell... The cheese in the beefy fold... Arroma catching your nose imparting pungent overtones of rotten fish .... Such an amazing time

Just imagine, it could be you, sharing dick slime from 4 previous nutz, warm slip n slide, fish flavored, Xcitment. Mmmmmmmm mmmm

Can you imagine how hard you'd bee for all that? Sounds like those viragra side effects, for a boner lasting longer then 4 hrs, see greese wheezle.

Mmmm DAT cheese

That nasty ass curly hair. Could the imagine thrusting that thing?

There is a reason she needs 5, she's never been 'blacked' of had a real Aryan stuffing... Either of the 2 would have fucked her sonhqrd, those curls would have gone straight AF.

Willing to stake, this thots never felt a real man... Imagine....

Imagine, knowing you did what you did? Would it ruin your life? Be strong number 5 be strong.....

Don't forget to repent, not sure you'll be forgiven for such a hanious act....

FaFaggots, niggers, kikes, Jews... Let's not forgot Yahweh comes for you soon... Faggot

[Anonymous No.52505762]

Put in the work to climb that ladder to the top

[Anonymous No.52505817]

>>52503550
God I love it here

[Anonymous No.52506009]

>>52499951

[Anonymous No.52506013]

>>52505240
There is nothing appealing there to seek out. Both she and SBF are ugly pieces of shit that are retarded. I'm glad I never got to use that CEX. Binance remains my top kick, along with a few others.

[Anonymous No.52506072]

>>52505817
Kek
Some folks here are clowns. They make reasonable fun of everything in the space, and they are well-literate to distinguish. The Ftx saga has affected the industry, probably calling for regulation.

[Anonymous No.52506073]

bros they all look the same, i thought this was hayden in a wig bro

[Anonymous No.52506075]

>>52499988
>>52500024
checked and kek’d

[Anonymous No.52506080]

>>52499951
I force her to brush her teeth or somehow accept my nfts, I need some avenue of escape from these beyond zoodao

[Anonymous No.52506243]

>>52499951
she must be BEAST to handle

[Anonymous No.52506295]

>>52499951
Hold a gun to her head until she wires me all of Alameda's Tether and ETH

[Anonymous No.52506713]

>>52506295
Kek
Don't be surprised if she controls all the assets.

[Anonymous No.52506719]

>>52499951
W-what happened to the 18 in line before me?

[Anonymous No.52506978]

>>52500016
>you know you want to pin the weasel

[Anonymous No.52507018]

Do you think she shared insider info with her lovers?

[Anonymous No.52507071]

>>52499951
How do I merge polycule? We have more of a North Korean dynamic. Just wondering if it meshes well with imperial Chinese politics

[Anonymous No.52507152]

impregnate her (and continuously keep her pregnant) immediately to prevent the goblin from spawning the antichrist

[Anonymous No.52507161]

>>52499988
>>52500024

[Anonymous No.52507170]

>>52499951
violently throw up and continue throwing up for 24-48 hours