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52499826 No.52499826 [Reply] [Original]

What are the financial consequences of this?

>> No.52499852

It's just going to be goatse

>> No.52499864

>>52499826
loooooooooooooool

>> No.52499869

>>52499826
it's just going to be sam sucking his brother's dick

>> No.52499887

>>52499826
I need the tape. Purely research purposes :)

>> No.52499888

>>52499826
Short ftt, buy sbf shitcoins, masturbate

>> No.52499896
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>>52499826
>tfw the whole world sees them take their human skin suits off and do it lizard style, like that 80s sci-fi show, blowing the lid off the whole nwo zog reptilian pact
Forget financial, the implications of this will be massive fot every facet of human existence

>> No.52499900

>>52499888
Shortening a coin which will soon get liquidated one way or another lol

>> No.52499902
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52499902

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

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>> No.52499930
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52499930

>videos from the Polycule

holy shit things really are bad

>> No.52499999

>>52499826
is that Anonymoose? why release it and punish us even further by damaging our ears and eyes

>> No.52500006

>>52499826
It better be a rickroll

>> No.52500023

>>52499902
Someone actually wrote this
Imagine the smell

>> No.52500062

>>52499826
Nothing. Jews have been long known for their greed and hideous appearances.

>> No.52500167

>>52499826
Not gonna look at disgusting kike nerds fucking while high and playing league.

>> No.52500178

>>52499888
Checked you're blessed so give us an FTX shitcoin

>> No.52500185

>>52499888
what shitcoin trippy retard

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>>52499826
website changed to this a couple hours ago, kinda doubt the video even exists desu

>> No.52500208

>>52499930
is that a picture of OP's mom's butt

>> No.52500214
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>>52499900
Ye thats how you make money retard.
>>52500185
>>52500178
Have a look at FTSexInuPortal on tg

>> No.52500232

>>52500205
I found this retarded coin after >>52499888
following Keks digits
https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xb906cc4fce8364ec71e27cdfaf9228530720a056

>> No.52500247

>>52500214
>>52500232
are they the niggers that will release the sextape

>> No.52500258
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52500258

>>52499826
it's just some pajeet scam. why do you think you've only heard about it on 4chan?
>Verification not required.

>> No.52500260

>>52499826
I don't like to admit that stuff like this makes me curious. But I still don't know if I should watch it

>> No.52500283

>>52500258
>DOOO NOOOT REEEDEEEEEM SIIIRRRR
>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOO! NOOOOOO

>> No.52500295

>>52500283
>*sounds of mr.. abdulkrishna slamming his fist on the desk and his dell inspiron keyboard*
>YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I FUCK YOUR MOTHER BITCH!

>> No.52500300

>>52500247
I really hope not, thought it was a rogue employee, not a jeet shitcoiner

>> No.52500321

I'VE BEEN CRANKING MY FUCKING SHIT FOR TWO HOURS AND I AM STILL NOT HARD
I'M RAW AND SOFT AS SHIT NOW
RELEASE THE TAPE I'M BLEEDING
MAKE ME HARD

>> No.52500348

>>52500300
maybe he's banking on the bankman doing the fuckman

>> No.52500362

>>52500258
He does it for free

>> No.52500371

>>52499999
I can't believe no one has checked these fucking quints yet

>> No.52500398

>>52500371
/biz/ is truly dead

>> No.52500449

>>52500398
best bullrun indicator fr

>> No.52500572

>>52500232
mmhmmmmm

>> No.52500713

I bid on it, it's on opensea

>> No.52500799

>>52500713
what's the floor

>> No.52500845
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52500845

>>52500205
Oh it exists.

>> No.52500894

It's past midnight. Where is it?

>> No.52501036

>>52500845
this can't be real

>> No.52501075

>>52501036
it's very real if i had to describe what it looks like imagine a dwarven beard diaper;she doesn't shave it because she has HSV 1&2

>> No.52501181

>>52500845
i want that slippy grippy

>> No.52501239
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>>52501075
Imagine the giant knobby warts around her unshaven butthole.

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>>52499888
>Short ftt
Kind of too late for that, anon.

>> No.52501312

>>52499826
Rolling for an Rick roll video

>> No.52501561

>>52500205
I hate it when retards do this, normally a good sign that they have jack shit.

>> No.52502495

>>52499826
Not sure but if the tape drops thisight he a mooner

>> No.52502507

i wish for someone to make a pink wojak meme of sbf

>> No.52502510

>>52500321
Crank your shit here and make some shekels nerd t . me/FTSexInuPortal

>> No.52502525

>MOON ME SAM
>MOOOOOOOON ME

>> No.52502537

>>52500845
I would do the Haram on that thangggggg

>> No.52502622

>>52502510
It wont let me in :(

>> No.52502665

>>52499826
i'm betting to see at least 4 people fucking caroline, and lots of poop and butt stuff.
maybe even seeing a filipino boy getting his head cut off too

>> No.52503277

>>52500845
That's fake

>> No.52503310

>>52500205
There's not going to be a sex tape, that's just to drum up hype and attention. More than likely the owner is trying to attract as much attention to the page as possible, and then on release day will post detailed information about SBF and co. The idea being to awaken as many people as possible to the truth and get it spread as quickly as possible. It's a clever way to get the word out, although very deceptive.

>> No.52503351

>>52499826
As much as this would be fun you know nothings going to be released right?

>> No.52503366

>>52503310
Nah I think it's just a troll having a giggle

>> No.52503372

>>52500205
>We will be releasing the sex tape on Friday.
>We will be releasing the sex tape when there are enough eyes on this.
Yeah, they just lost whatever small credibility they had. It's over coomers.

>> No.52503424

I've seen it. There's a second right at the end where as the yiddish chants reach a loud climax sam and caroline, wrapped in inhuman formation, begin to briefly lift clearly off the ground before the recording stops.

>> No.52503446

>>52499826
This will unironically start the bullrun

>> No.52503532

>>52500205
Just 2 more weeks bros trust the plan

>> No.52503562

>>52500205
I have the video send me some eth and ill leak it

>> No.52503644

>>52503366
They went through the trouble of setting up a website on IPFS which means it's somebody with some technical knowledge, and the claim that it's un-censorable, at least more so than a normal website. A lot of trouble to go through for a typical troll.

>> No.52503696

I’ve fucked some ugly bitches in my day, but nobody as horrifying as Caroline, yet I’m intrigued to see her pussy closeups. The thought of seeing that disgusting smelly Jew is almost enough to keep me away entirely

>> No.52503933

this would be like watching child porn. Feels so wrong, absolute no go and turn off. Se looks so young, dumb and vulnerable. Who was supposed to protect her from the evil world around her? My god.

>> No.52504015

>>52500205
>kinda doubt the video even exists desu

kinda doubt?

no shit you fucking retard

>> No.52504472

>>52503644
Yeah, maybe they'll switch to asking for donation before the release

>> No.52504641

>>52499826
She will coom, he will not coom.

>> No.52504848

>>52500205
Where CA

>> No.52506122

>>52503933
She's 28 and she defrauded millions of people to get rich quick.

>> No.52506425

>>52500205

Knew it. Fake and gay, as always. If it was real they would have just dropped the video immediately

>> No.52506848
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52506848

>This picture of Hunter Biden's penis will put the Cabal in jail

>> No.52506916
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52506916

>It totally won't be a deep faked sex tape with their face stitched on some amateur stuff