/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52498699]

Will my Tesla stock and dogecoins be affected by Elon running Twitter into the ground? He's on his knees right now BEGGING his engineers to come back.

[Anonymous No.52498724]

Kek, sounds like fake news

[Anonymous No.52498736]

“Engineers”
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52498876]

>>52498724
>>52498736
>Fake news
Oh no chud bro we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.52498885]

>>52498699
The owner of 4chan should buy twitter
He is a great leader

[Anonymous No.52498897]

>>52498876
Weeding out the weak. It's an old trick, anon. It worked and all the niggers, trannys and pajeets have quit. Now he'll hire real humans who earn their money. Cope and seethe, the days of working from home for 6 gorrillion dollars a day are over.

[Anonymous No.52498919]

>>52498699
Yeah pretty sure he don't gaf and don't want those deadbeats in his company. Sounds like cope news

[Anonymous No.52498921]

>>52498876
You are aware you look desperate with your headline shilling

[Anonymous No.52498923]

https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368

>BUYING TESLA
MUSK TROONS AND PAJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH. THE ULTIMTE PONZI SCHEME, JUST LIE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP AND STEAL AS MUCH VALUE AS YOU CAN.

https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368

[Anonymous No.52498951]

He's still HECKIN BASEDARINO right fellas?

[Anonymous No.52498963]

>people ITT actually think elon is playing a good hand right now
how do people worship this guy
he's been making retarded decision after retarded decision. im fine with it because fuck twitter and any faggot that uses it, but it blows my mind that some anons actually think elon has the upper hand right now

[Anonymous No.52498965]

>>52498699
i have a small penis and medium sized balls. and i feel uncomfortable being naked in front of women so i always turn out the lights and quickly put a condom on and finish quick and put my underwear back on. ive never had a gf very long and i think thats why : (

[Anonymous No.52498975]

>>52498951

>everyone must work from office
>offices are locked

???

[Anonymous No.52498991]

>>52498699
>reportedly

Having a hard time getting by writing at the Tranny Times huh? Seethe and cope

[Anonymous No.52498995]

>>52498923
He's a glowie, you nerd. They straight up gave him a diploma to build a cover story.

[Anonymous No.52499004]

>>52498699
yes because he put up his tesla stock as collateral for the loans. If Twitter fails, he'll have to unload $40 billion of stock and tank the price.

[Anonymous No.52499006]

>>52498699
Elon fucked up he is doomed for sure this time

[Anonymous No.52499014]

>>52498995
>He's a glowie
Your not getting my doge low IQ anon

[Anonymous No.52499078]

>>52498885
good smile company owns 4chan

[Anonymous No.52499113]

>>52498699
I heard he was looking to purchase a stake in twetch dot com

[Anonymous No.52499132]

>backs down immediately
We gotta sell our Tesla immediately bros. Nothing good can come of such a weak man being in charge.

[Anonymous No.52499311]

>>52498876

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GOOD FIGHTS EVIL!!

[Anonymous No.52499328]

>>52499311
omg this is just like when the ghost of kiev fought the avengers

[Anonymous No.52499340]

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US

[Anonymous No.52499459]

>>52498699
>>52498876
I'm probably retarded but couldn't you run twitter with just a few employees? How does 4chan stay running? AFAIK its ran by one man with probably a few admin volunteers. Twitter is bigger than 4chan I know but once the site is up and running what is the purpose of "engineers" if you aren't adding anything? Isn't the vast majority of twitter just being hosted on AWS anyway?

[Anonymous No.52499480]

>>52499132

What a shock
Turns out you can't just wade in like some dictator and expect people to take it.

[Anonymous No.52499508]

>>52499459
>few admin volunteers
You're underselling the hard work/hours janitors put in

[Anonymous No.52499519]

>>52499459
you need people doing R&D, negotiating with advertising partners, constant security analysis etc, 4chan is nowhere near as popular as twitter, can't compare the two.

[Anonymous No.52499520]

What's going to happen is he's going to staff it exclusively with h1b "programmers" who will work for half the regular salary and be happy to write incomprehensible code but keep the lights on.

Musk will chalk it up as a victory, sell the business to someone else to deal with and move onto the next ego project.

[Anonymous No.52499555]

>>52499459
managers need to justify their existence so they invent new requirements and features and make coders do stupid shit.
if you wanted to you could build something so resilient that it would run itself and would only require a couple devs to supervise and be there in case shtf.

[Anonymous No.52499565]

>>52499519
But can't you do literally all of those things outside twitter? RnD - 3rd party company contracting, advertising - 3rd party ad services (just use google or facebook), security - should be finished already and if there are new exploits found should be easy enough to again just get a 3rd party company to rectify (if its running on AWS this isn't even a twitter problem).

[Anonymous No.52499615]

>>52499565
it's all about shareholder profits, so they want to grow and grow and grow. their goal is not to make a good product that works well and just stays the way it is.

[Anonymous No.52499628]

I don’t know shit about tech or coding
You think if I just make a Twitter account named bussyslayer1488 and asked for a job he’d hire me?

[Anonymous No.52499632]

>>52498699
Why would he? Hire new ones that do work?

[Anonymous No.52499719]

>>52498736
There is definitely a 10% of actual legit engineers that hard carry the entire company and know the most obscure arcane shit to get something working. These same people are the people who could legit get a job ANYWHERE they would like

[Anonymous No.52499749]

>>52498965
get comfy with munching pussy and fear no more my micropenised friend

[Anonymous No.52499779]

>>52498699
kek, a case study in being sure to do your due diligence before signing anything. it's like if you bought a house before touring it

[Anonymous No.52499806]

>>52498699
this is turning into one of the biggest business fuckups in American business history, 44 billion flushed down the toilet because some manic autist cant restrain his trolling impulses

[Anonymous No.52499811]

>>52499459
4chan is outsourced to glowies

[Anonymous No.52499821]

>>52499806

And this is the same guy that was about to lead us to Mars.

[Anonymous No.52499830]

>>52499821
>>52499806

Turns out the Great Filter is social media.

No advanced intelligent society in the universe can get past the social media stage.

[Anonymous No.52499845]

Was there ever an actual plan? Did he really just sign a contract without reading it and that's how we got here?

[Anonymous No.52499854]

>>52498975

he knows people leaving are pissed off, and he doesnt want them taking stuff from the offices

like sensitive documents, or taking pictures / videos of the place

[Anonymous No.52499909]

>>52498699
Elon is based, Twitter will become kino, when all the woke employees GTFO

[Anonymous No.52499922]

Anonymous sources say

[Anonymous No.52499925]

>>52498876
wow and twitter is working just fine

[Anonymous No.52499941]

This guy wants to be funny so bad.

[Anonymous No.52499942]

>>52499615
There are no shareholder profits for him to worry about anymore.

[Anonymous No.52499944]

>>52498876
Obviously to prevent sabotage

[Anonymous No.52499955]

Twitter has literally not changed in any way shape or form. Watching all these people expose themselves as government agents by saying its "destroyed" is hilarious

[Anonymous No.52499957]

>>52498923
obviously an actor, Elon is a piece of shit. but this twitter meltdown is retardedly amusing to most people, and it seems for him as well

[Anonymous No.52499956]

>>52499459
I don’t think you’ve ever worked IT or dev
I bet Twitter has legacy systems and features that are a pain to develop with and require previous knowledge to effectively work on. It is very challenging to pick up where someone else left off dev wise (months+ of delays), especially if he is gutting whole teams.

What you perceive as simple maintenance is not really that simple.

[Anonymous No.52499967]

>>52498951
lol elons a bitch for being a wef fuck not because of your fake and gay outrage

[Anonymous No.52499975]

>>52499845
Look at it this way.
Binance asked FTX to disclose info before signing ANYTHING.
Elon tried to do the same, Twitter refused, so he ended up signing the contract to buy Twitter anyways, realized he fucked up, tried to pull out but couldn't or he'd be sued for 44bill, so he went along with the deal but is now losing 4mill a day because that's how much it costs to run.
He's a fucking moron for signing when they refuse to provide bot numbers plus whatever else he asked for

[Anonymous No.52500002]

>>52499975
>ELONS A MORON HE SIGNED WITHOUT THINKING!!!!

[Anonymous No.52500015]

>>52498923
>>52498951
>>52498963
>>52499806
>>52499821
>>52499955
>>52499957
Back to reditt

[Anonymous No.52500026]

>>52499941
He's just beeing himself

[Anonymous No.52500081]

>>52499975
>Twitter refused, so he ended up signing the contract to buy Twitter anyways
How is CZ more competent than Musk? CZ's a fucking grifter.

[Anonymous No.52500082]

>>52500002
Whatever man. If Twitter dies, he's a moron. If he profits off it, he's a genius. But right now he's making himself look like a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.52500090]

>>52500082
What makes you think he even cares?
He's 51 years old. You can't take it with you. Maybe trolling is worth 44 billion to him.

[Anonymous No.52500094]

>>52500081
Musk is a grifter who grifted himself.

[Anonymous No.52500108]

>>52500090
He'll buy 4chan next for sure.

[Anonymous No.52500125]

>>52500108
What does that have to do with anything I said?
You're locked into a reddit mindset.

[Anonymous No.52500135]

>>52500108
why does he buy every social media site except reddit the one that worships him

[Anonymous No.52500142]

>>52500125
He'll buy reddit next for sure

[Anonymous No.52500150]

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF MUSK
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
PLEASE HURRY MUELLER

[Anonymous No.52500248]

>long hours at high intensity
what fags, let them leave. imagine having to code for a couple hours in a row?
CRY ME A RIVER

[Anonymous No.52500271]

>>52498699
>>52498876
I'm no suckup to the former king of reddit (before they started to hate billionaires), but this shit will only affect me when twitter stops working. So far the site is still running like before.

I don't follow people on that shit site who cry about the musk shit. So fuck them "engineers".

[Anonymous No.52500277]

LOL. I can't believe the top platform in this WORLD! So-called Bspin.

>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
>On going giveaway with $15,000 prize pool
>Huge amount of partnerships and funders.

[Anonymous No.52500287]

>>52498897
Yeah I’m sure only the best of the best will stay.

[Anonymous No.52500315]

What are these engineers even engineering?

The platform is already running as intended and has been doing so for a long time?!

[Anonymous No.52500329]

>>52499955
From what I’ve seen the site has actively improved since he took over. Before, if you were iFagging and not logged in you could maybe see one tweet before it put up the login wall. Now I can scroll and click around forever and I don’t think I’ve seen it once

[Anonymous No.52500512]

>>52499459
This is one of greatest mysteries of the Universe for me too. They are not adding new features. They need a few admins, DBAs, not thousands of people to make it run

[Anonymous No.52500535]

>>52499975

He said he was going to buy twitter to "take care of the bot problem"

Then he tried to use the bot numbers to get out of the deal

He's an impulsive brainlet

[Anonymous No.52500547]

>>52499821
>to Mars
To the chocolate not planet

[Anonymous No.52500561]

>>52498897
Shut the fuck up retarded magashitter go back to the factory and work 16 hours

[Anonymous No.52500571]

>>52499459
How fucking RETARDED are you?

[Anonymous No.52500579]

>>52499628
Cleaning is a good job for you

[Anonymous No.52500706]

>>52499565
What you're not understanding is that you're suggesting implementing a shitton if overhead which would cut deep into their profits. Advertising, RnD, security analysis, expansion, data upkeep and maintenance scales in costs fue to the number of users you're working with.

[Anonymous No.52500789]

>>52498699
i hate media kikes so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.52500805]

>>52499508
hope the monetary compensation equals their efforts

[Anonymous No.52500818]

>>52499132
>>52499480
he expects them to work 4 hours a day
the horror

[Anonymous No.52501142]

>>52499811
>t. glowie

[Anonymous No.52502263]

>>52498876
so what does he consider long work hours?

[Anonymous No.52502288]

>>52498951
imagine how much the HQ costs when he could just let employeed work from home

[Anonymous No.52502395]

>>52498876
>roastie with extra large Starbucks

the stereotypes just make themselves

[Anonymous No.52502422]

>>52498699
Just short Tesla stock until Elon sells all he needs to cover his loans at twitter.

[Anonymous No.52502460]

>>52500561
>>52500571
>>52500579
Damn this guy is seething.

[Anonymous No.52502483]

ngl my TSLA took a 50% haircut since January 2022 but I'm still stacking. Elon makes me money. Don't bet against him.

[Anonymous No.52502517]

>>52498923
>biz 99.99999% of the time: degrees are a pointless waste of money you should just lie on your resume
>biz when Elon does this: REEEEE NOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIE ABOUT YOUR CREDENTIALS FROM 30 YEARS AGO

>biz 99.99999% of the time: lol Twitter screencaps are so legit right ?
>biz when it’s a screen cap about Elon: REEEEEEEEEEE I WILL TAKE THIS AS INDISPUTED FACT

The anti elon circle jerk is more annoying than his fanboys were when Tesla mooned month after month.

[Anonymous No.52502549]

>>52498699
Goodmorning Sirs.
Bastard bitch, we are back.

[Anonymous No.52502748]

Anons, when are we addressing the elephant in the room? Is he legit one of them or is he seriously misguided?

[Anonymous No.52502885]

>>52499459
>>52499565
This is the truth but everyone will say "site with a much bigger audience, bigger scale, smaller sites are incomparable to something this huge, blah blah"

I am in an isolationist asian country, and we have our local versions of social media sites that are used by millions, and they are ran by like 20-30 people, and even at that size, there are already redundant positions.

Twitter and most huge Silicon Valley companies just have a lot of extra bloat they won't admit, but they can ignore due to having a lot of money. Guaranteed most of those people aren't working on anything important, if what they're can be considered working at all.

[Anonymous No.52502915]

>>52498897
Who would wanna work at twitter to fix their tech debt? Absolute fucking retards that have no idea what they're getting themselves into. Fuck it just let it die

[Anonymous No.52502979]

>>52502748
he supports every globohomo bullshit and gets funded up the ass by the government, amazing that people here think he's actually le heckin based

[Anonymous No.52503010]

>Elon is running a new business around the clock
>it’s hectic because he’s making changes
>Twitter loser checkmarks and other plebs have been crying the sky is falling every day nonstop since he bought it
Get a life you fucking losers. People are dying in war and you narcissistic cunts can’t shut the fuck up about Elon musk for an hour.

[Anonymous No.52503019]

>>52498699
Elon asked them to get back to work or get the fuck out, and the codemonkeys grabbed their lace panties and went screaming towards the exit. Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.52503024]

>>52498699
Melon Usk is a globohomo puppet leading the Fake Awakening.

https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA?t=1136
https://youtu.be/52dVfhgt_T4?t=694

[Anonymous No.52503029]

>>52499459
>I'm probably retarded but couldn't you run twitter with just a few employees?
ruuning the core product which is already written and deployed, probably requires maybe a dozen people globally.
everything is automated, those dozen are the ones who really understand the end to end how the software works.
all the lawyers and marketing and "product" people which is probably more than half the total are dead weight to actual operations.

if the whole product is really fucking garbage, then it might require several hundred around the clock devops/dba/cloud engineer/os people to keep it running, which is definitely possible.

[Anonymous No.52503076]

>>52499459
Twitter the site could be run competently with a couple hundred coders, designers, etc.
Twitter the company makes its money selling ads. That means you need sales people to get advertisers. You need legal people to check the contracts - for every country you operate in. You need content moderation to make an advertiser-friendly space. With the big new subscription push you need proper payment processing. And as you accumulate people you need recruiters and HR. The list goes on.

[Anonymous No.52503102]

>>52499719
this is how it works, 4 managers and other middle-men for every 1 programmer.

[Anonymous No.52503164]

Le based billionaire making people work 100 hours a week for not enough money.

I hope everyone quits because only indians are going to agree to that deal.

None of you conservative billionaire cocksuckers will sign on that deal not that you know how to code.

[Anonymous No.52503177]

>>52503076
If what you're saying is true why doesn't he fire everyone except his cherry picked 100 people who want to work for free

[Anonymous No.52503179]

I went on TradingView and Twitter has weird (delisted) on its ticker... can this be linked to the layoff news? Im getting worried bros... maybe Elon will run this tech company to the ground after all

[Anonymous No.52503225]

>>52498699
techbros win again. there's too much demand for us. you can't treat us like shit because we can find a new job too easily

[Anonymous No.52503243]

>>52503177
Isn’t that what he’s trying to do? Offer more work for no extra pay?
To be honest while I dislike Elon I would have thought he knew the basics of hiring and firing. Namely 1) the most competent people leave first and 2) when you fire X number of people, expect an additional X/2 to leave in resignation.

[Anonymous No.52503249]

>nooooooo we need a thousand roasties eating snacks and having pointless meetings all day or twitter is doomed

[Anonymous No.52503271]

>>52498876
>buys shithole media cesspool
>fires everyone because he can
>huh no one works here, better close the office
how can one man be so based i didnt know it was possible

[Anonymous No.52503273]

>>52498699
Read this thread on his fake PhD
He deleted the thread from twitter
https://nitter.net/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368

[Anonymous No.52503286]

>>52498923
Musk deleted this news, it's cached here
https://nitter.net/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368

[Anonymous No.52503291]

>>52500108

>making mods and jannies work longer hours for FREE

Sorry, buddy. Not happening.

[Anonymous No.52503311]

>>52499520
And if you are h1b you can't negotiate salary, can't say no to long hours.
That's Musk, the new Fagin, lowering wages as the 4chan tards cheer.

[Anonymous No.52503316]

I don't get it. Can anyone explain to me why the leftoid commie types are getting so angry over Elon firing a bunch of entitled 1% rich kids who had cozy do-nothing jobs at Twitter?

[Anonymous No.52503317]

>>52500287
Exactly, if you really are among the best employees at twitter right now why the fuck would you stay? Musk is now demanding long hours and no work from home, the best devs their can line up another job within a week, probably 40 or less hours per week and wfh. Musk was used to having his little cult members as his employees at Tesla and spacex who would do anything he demands but hes found out his tactics dont work at a company where no one gives a fuck about him

[Anonymous No.52503325]

>>52498699
They are giving Elon the same treatement as Trump lol
>Photo of Elon frowning or looking down in all the (((news)))

[Anonymous No.52503339]

Look guys DINOLFG

They bought a domain http://dextools.com and automatically takes you to the chart.
The team is about to reveal itself soon. It's someone from a larger project from 2020-2021

[Anonymous No.52503378]

>>52498699
>victor tangermann

[Anonymous No.52503388]

Daily reminder that all this effort was sparked by glowniggers fearing that musk wouldn't allow their bot activity on twitter. It's literally that simple, they'd rather ruin him than lose that unbearable propaganda tube piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52503422]

>>52498923
I don't think anyone gives a shit if he has a degree or not. Not when your history is basically "build a 1B dollar car company into a 600B company" or "founded the first sucessful company to develop privately owned rockets that reached orbit" (BTW Space X is still the only private company to ever reach orbit)

[Anonymous No.52503443]

>>52503388
The glowies hate musk ever since they told him to basically ban all Russian news sites from Starlink and he told them to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.52503471]

>>52498699
>says *insider* source
don't care, literally fake news

[Anonymous No.52503475]

>>52503010
Best part about it is that they are crying about the whole thing...on Twitter

[Anonymous No.52503482]

>>52503317
Because if Twitter survives it proves that Tech jobs aren’t as indispensable as tech bros think. Every company will follow suit and make their workers go into the office for 40 hours a week minimum. All the bums who get paid six figures working 4 hours a week will have no choice but to accept because no one is hiring

[Anonymous No.52503512]

>>52498699
>twitter
>engineers

[Anonymous No.52503569]

>>52503482
>Every company will follow suit and make their workers go into the office for 40 hours a week minimum.
Nobody actually good at his job is any more productive in an office than at home. Anything done on the computer can be done from home. Nobody wants to sit in rush hour traffic for no compensation. Nobody wants to be forced to live within commuting distance of whatever outrageously overpriced city some office happens to be located in. White collar office work in an actual office is a garbage business model that needs to die.

[Anonymous No.52503616]

>>52503569
>Nobody actually good at his job is any more productive in an office than at home. Anything done on the computer can be done from home.

That is not entirely true. advances can and will be made more quickly at the office when you don't need someone to check their emails 20 minutes down the line to implement something when you can take a walk for 5 minutes, talk with someone and make it happen at that moment.

Sure most work can be done from home but if you put in the same place the people that make shit happen then shit will get done faster and you have more time to iterate.

[Anonymous No.52503801]

>>52503616
lol bullshit. You message somebody on Teams or Slack or email or whatever else your office uses and they get back to you right away. If it's complicated, you do a voice call and you can share your screen. Physically walking down a hallway to somebody's physical cube is not faster at all.

[Anonymous No.52503840]

lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csgV2CuKNg

[Anonymous No.52503926]

>G-GUYS ITS REAL THIS TIME, ELON RUINED TWITTER!

The media is doing their same old shit and trying to spin the story it's brainwashing to get you to hate rich people and being rich. Wake up.

[Anonymous No.52503987]

>>52503482
This. Also the legacy media are trying to pour petrol on this conflagration because a successful Musk-owned twitter poses a very real threat to their narrative control. The vast chasm in reporting between Twitter citizen journos and NYT/WAPO/Reuters on SBF this week has made that very clear. A few weeks ago a big chunk of it would have been censored/shadowbanned before it could go viral.

[Anonymous No.52504008]

>>52498699
Watching all the leftie faggots freak out over this is golden.

>Elon planned this shit from the start
>knows his employee base is soft as baby shit
>imposes real standards of work that none if them have ever had to face because they are all precious little snowflakes
>knows they will quit in droves, allowing him to trim the fat from a bloated company without facing wrongful termination claims

This is fucking hilarious, as if he can't fill those fucking spots in a week if he wants to.

[Anonymous No.52504009]

Biz is based on the ideas of being a neet, living off your parents, gambling on crypto, and generally not being a wageslave, and now suddenly there's people on here talking about "lol people don't want to work anymore". Shut the fuck up, fuck Elon musk, I hope all these codeniggers make 500k a year and don't even work. Billionaires should get the guillotine especially if they waste all their money on Twitter

[Anonymous No.52504113]

>>52503801
I am not saying WFH doesn't work. BUT really important changes and modifications can and will be implemented faster onsite. Tesla and Space X are two of the biggest companies on the planet and they still manage to perform changes/modifications to their products at neck breaking speed. Twitter doesn't move as fast, and how can it when it still so overly bloated with workers that do nothing but "follow" metrics.

[Anonymous No.52504129]

>>52498699
How is this a bad thing? All of the retarded elements remove themselves.
>OH NO! ELON WANTS TO APPLY THE USER RULES EQUALLY! OH NO! ELON WANTS US TO WORK INSTEAD OF PLAYING AT HOME ALL DAY! WHAT A NAZI!

He will hire better engineers. Twitter is not a complex software. The database should be also simple based on how twitter works. Bad bad engineers can create a bloatware from everything.

[Anonymous No.52504135]

It's not like work gets done at the office anyway even if you do show up.

[Anonymous No.52504138]

>>52503926
Most of it is wishful thinking. I have Lib friends who are convinced Elon is a complete retard and that Twitter is going to collapse any moment now.

[Anonymous No.52504162]

>>52499311
omg it's just like the rebels vs Darth Vader

[Anonymous No.52504166]

>>52504113
>BUT really important changes and modifications can and will be implemented faster onsite
No, they can't. >>52504113
>Tesla and Space X are two of the biggest companies on the planet
Tesla and Space X both build physical machines. What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.52504390]

Who thought that an industry that was even a more obvious bubble than crypto is full of lazy entitled libs who cry at the notion of actually working to make six figures?

[Anonymous No.52504407]

>>52504166
>Tesla and Space X both build physical machines. What are you even talking about?

Are you seriously implying there is no software development in either? Like do you even know how much software is needed to run an EV or make a rocket land by itself?

[Anonymous No.52504511]

>>52500805
Kek

[Anonymous No.52504532]

>>52499311
ITS LIKE WHEN HARRY POTTER TOOK ON VOLDESHART!

[Anonymous No.52504579]

>>52499854
what am I looking at there?

[Anonymous No.52504605]

>>52504579
Chinese social media farm

[Anonymous No.52504734]

>>52499459
4chan makes zero money though, its probably worth <$1mil because its worthless except for novelty. Musk bought twitter for $44bn. You'd imagine a lot of shit in R&D we don't know about to justify that cost.

[Anonymous No.52504785]

I hate Musk but I hate the people that think hating Musk is a personality even more.

[Anonymous No.52504831]

>>52504579
>>52504605
the boomer economy is betting its existence on those types of "business".

[Anonymous No.52504841]

>>52498699
>its over

[Anonymous No.52504908]

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[Anonymous No.52505003]

>>52498897
The good engineers at Twitter have a million other options that don't require 80 hour weeks. You have no clue what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.52505206]

>>52505003
>useless parasites sucking six figures per head leave en masse
>doesn't offer the remaining productive workers higher wages
Possible since it's Elon. But we'll see.

[Anonymous No.52505411]

>>52504734
idk anon I see plenty advertising in this shitty spearfishing forum

[Anonymous No.52505462]

Why doesn't Elon Musk get involved in Open RAN, a technology that will actually be the future?

All of our future network infrastructure will run off 5G (and eventually 6G) but nobody seems to ask about the hardware/software and where it's all going to fucking come from to build all the sites. You are talking hundreds of billions of spend globally

[Anonymous No.52505534]

>>52505411
it barely covers the cost of the site. no one wants to advertise on 4chan because right below their ad could be the n word in some comment. the 4channel split helped this somewhat I assume.

[Anonymous No.52505586]

>>52505534
N

[Anonymous No.52505599]

>>52505586
I

[Anonymous No.52505679]

Combo breaker

[Anonymous No.52505721]

>>52505586
>>52505599
nigger>>52505534

[Anonymous No.52505772]

>>52498897
Yeah? How about you go apply to Twitter then to suck daddy Elon's cock? What, you don't want 5/5 days in office working H A R D C O R E (as per Musk's own words) in a team where 75% of people have already left?

What will happen is that nobody will want to work there anymore.

[Anonymous No.52505816]

>>52504785

[Anonymous No.52505823]

>>52498699
Why does a company like twitter need so many employees? Shouldn't the sit basically run itself once it is set up? Beyond a bit of maintenance and a few wagies to handle customer problems, what does everyone else do?

[Anonymous No.52505845]

>>52505772
right, the entire reason they work at twitter, and not a startup, is because they're not HARDCORE. If you want to work 60+ hours a week and be on call at 2:00am you can go to a startup and actually have ownership and a chance at making it, not some big corp where everything you do above and beyond just gets channeled into the owner's pocket.

[Anonymous No.52505846]

>>52504009
> t. Codenigger

[Anonymous No.52505879]

>>52505845
Agreed. You want complete dedication, putting work first and sacrificing my personal life? Fine, but then you bet I'm going to get equity, a huge ass salary and the chance to get millions if the company get bought.

Putting in more hours than expected at a big corpo only has the reward of people asking more from you by default. Pay rises are given by years on the job anyways.

[Anonymous No.52505931]

>>52505823
See >>52503076
Also people vastly underestimate the maintenance effort. For one, the world doesn’t stand around you. You get new phones, new operating systems, new resolutions, new platforms new browsers, new protocols, new media formats, etc. that will need to be properly adapted and integrated for a site to just “stay as it is” feature-wise.

[Anonymous No.52505982]

>shut in vidya addict
>dropping out
he's literally me

[Anonymous No.52505993]

>>52503076
If the cost of the advertisement sales is higher than the income itself, why not just cut all that shit out and operate the website for a lower cost?

[Anonymous No.52506047]

>>52505993
Twitter income is 90% advertising, that’s the core business model. That business model has yet to turn a reliable, long-term profit and it is uncertain if it ever will. Which I assume is part of why Elon wants to pivot to an subscription-based model, which I personally think has even less chances of success because Twitter is such a comparatively shitty product.

[Anonymous No.52506060]

>>52499922
>Josh, the guy that somehow still kept his job despite 75% of his colleagues getting fired, says knowing full well the next minute he;'s out the door for talking to the press and blacklisted by most other companies for being a potential leaker
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.52506062]

>>52498699
there are plenty of opportunities elsewhere. good for them having a spine to leave.
>>52498897
those bags must feel heavy, eh?

[Anonymous No.52506069]

>>52506047
>comparatively
What's a superior alternative?

[Anonymous No.52506097]

>>52498876
>twitter jannies asleep
you know what to do

[Anonymous No.52506111]

>>52506069
I mean in terms of general value. Compare a Twitter subscription to something like Netflix or Prime, the value per dollar is abysmal. And you might say those aren’t social media platforms, well compared to those it’s even worse because they don’t typically don’t want any money from you.

[Anonymous No.52506119]

>Lay off 90% of workforce
>Twitter is still the same as its always been
>This for some reason surprises people
You know the computers at Twitter do all the work right? The employees aren't down in the tweet mine breaking their backs to keep the stuff up.

[Anonymous No.52506123]

>>52506069
Real life

>>52506047
He said himself that his purchase of twitter was about free speech, not making money. If he could reduce cost by offering his free speech platform without advertising or subscriptions, why wouldn't he?

[Anonymous No.52506136]

>>52499132
He should hire from 4chan jannydiscord, I hear they don't demand much of a salary

[Anonymous No.52506152]

>>52506123
>He said himself that his purchase of twitter was about free speech, not making money.
That’s omega cope. He didn’t want to buy it in the first place because it’s such a terrible investment.

[Anonymous No.52506173]

>>52500561
Factory work pays overtime at least. Office drones work 12 hour days salaried and think they're well paid.

[Anonymous No.52506227]

>>52498699
Every bit of news that you’re hearing about Elon and the purchase of Twitter is fake news.

https://youtu.be/8v_GFBtzOAU

[Anonymous No.52506281]

Twitter hasn’t changed for years. What were those thousands of employees doing this whole time? Actually a joke company.

[Anonymous No.52506349]

>>52506281
doing yoga, going to blackbirds meetings, banning trump supporters, you know, important shit

[Anonymous No.52506378]

>>52505462
ORAN is just a buzzword. Just pushed by operators to strongarm traditional gnb suppliers i.e nokia, ericsson etc. It won't go anywhere, if anything will be adopted in 3rd world countries and perhaps for small cells, where supply chain contrains mean they will never be able to adopt the newest technology
half the companies involved are already laying off technical staff (see parallel wireless, rakuten etc)

[Anonymous No.52506409]

>>52498699
>ELON BAD

[Anonymous No.52506430]

>>52503616
If you're dependent on a person checking their email frequently to make your business process run then it's a shit process. If you're dependent on being able to physically grab someone at their desk, you have a shit process. Interruptions are killers. It takes upwards of half an hour for the best engineers to entirely immerse themselves in a problem. The world actually melts away and all you have in your head is a massive, complex system being simulated step by ste- then fucking Steve asks you about that thing he sent ya and it's all gone. Fuck.

Virtual meetings and IM work so, so much better than in office shenanigans. I cannot explain just how much more effective I am. Management who demand an office presence are absolute fucking idiots squandering an expensive resource to pump their ego.

[Anonymous No.52506620]

>>52506281
Elon bought a joke company for 44 billion dollars. There are a probably hundreds of companies that are profitable that Elon can acquire for that money. Instead, he acquired Twitter. Lmao. I mean it is his money.

[Anonymous No.52506666]

>>52499719
Having worked at many very large tech firms, trust me when I say that the number is nowhere near 10%, it’s not even 1%, even with 100k employees there are usually only 10 tech savants on the floor that you absolutely can not live without… I’m very confident there exist 5 people at twitter that can keep twitter humming along nicely, but you’re gonna have a helluva hard time identifying them!

[Anonymous No.52506758]

>>52502979
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.52506813]

>>52506430
I'm convinced the "back to the office" shit is all sunk cost fallacy

[Anonymous No.52506886]

>>52506430
>to pump their ego.
It's called productivity paranoia, but I completely agree. Bad managers are consumed by it.

[Anonymous No.52506937]

In my 44 year career, I've worked in technical roles from line engineering to C-level. Bottom line: Tech employees are lazy and won't produce well unless management is looking over their shoulder.

[Anonymous No.52506956]

>>52505003
This, any engineer with Twitter on their resume besides maybe juniors can jump to any other faang company even during these layoffs. Or to one of the millions of startups that are constantly trying to poach talent. If they feel like chilling, they can go work for some enterprise Fortune 500 dinosaur and do 1/10 the work Elon would expect for half the pay. Senior engineers still have great mobility especially ones that have Twitter on their resume.

[Anonymous No.52507006]

>>52506430
especially nowadays when no one has individual offices anymore either. Trying to program with your music cranked to 11 to drown out the HR roasties 20 feet from you in an open office layout is literal hell

[Anonymous No.52507026]

>>52506937
So you’re what, 65 and posting on 4chan? Fuck off larper.

[Anonymous No.52507106]

>>52507026
63, and /biz/ isn't your zoomer hugbox.

[Anonymous No.52507138]

>>52506956
I remember when oil workers coped like this
When you can't get a job because 15000 ex faang workers and 1 million pajeets are competing for a single entry level job you should remember that McDonalds is always hiring

[Anonymous No.52507211]

>>52505206
Elon's "approach" to layoffs makes me think he threw the baby out with the bathwater. Retaining workers based off of lines of code committed recently is insane and probably resulted in a lot of very knowledgeable senior developers being canned.

[Anonymous No.52507243]

>>52499459
You are completely retarded.
Twitter is used bly hundreds of millions of users all over the globe, thet need a shit ton of infrastructure, cdn and allsort of stuff. The scale is just much much larger than 4chan and as you go hogher into scale, it gets exponentially harder to keep up.

>>52502885
You uave never worked in IT. Those social media site are probably much newer and habe fewer technical devt, and since they are local the infrastructure is much easier too, yoy don't need to have it ready to serve any point in the globe in one or two seconds.
They also likely outsource much of their infrastructure to cloud services and/or third party data centers too.

[Anonymous No.52507342]

>>52506956
>>52505003
This is bullshit.
Yes some of the engineers might have options but the companies that offer Twitter salaries are currently not hiring.
In fact, they’re laying off.
Some Reddit manager offered to hire a fired Twitter engineer last week. Reddit pays less than half what Twitter pays.
Furthermore, there is currently a glut of talented engineers losing their jobs.
It’s not just Twitter engineers but also meta, Amazon and I hear Alphabet is next.
We were discussing whether to reach out to laid off Twitter engineers over where I work and management basically said in as many words that they don’t want instigators.

[Anonymous No.52507350]

>>52498699
You own Tesla stock?
Do tell.

[Anonymous No.52507393]

>>52507342
I specified "good engineers" and I never said that they wouldn't have to take a paycut relative to Twitter. I just said they'd have a lot of options. They don't have to jump straight back into big tech, non-tech companies are still hiring programmers.

[Anonymous No.52507523]

>>52506227
This is another thing.
The same media that defended SBF until 5 minutes ago are deeply invested in Elon’s vision of Twitter failing.
Maybe some of the stories are accurate but the editorial discretion is clearly intent on reporting the bad.
FTX is being described as one of the biggest frauds in history but not a single reporter could get an employee to dish on SBF until the place filed for bankruptcy because they saw themselves in him.
Journos saw a well-born Ivy League Jew and decided he was one of the good guys.
This is how drastically one’s politics will inform media coverage

[Anonymous No.52507568]

>>52507393
Fair enough. That’s an honest distinction.
Good Twitter engineers will likely find jobs but not as prestigious or well paid as Twitter.
The guy who things they’re all going to cushy FAGMAN jobs is on crack.

[Anonymous No.52507610]

What is really funny is that all these blue haired libs want to make a union now that they don't get free lunches and massages
It would never happen any decent engineer doesn't need one and blue hair leadership would immediately destroy any union momentum to go back to working four hours a week

[Anonymous No.52507621]

>>52498699

[Anonymous No.52507631]

>>52498699
I just sold my doge, took a 50k loss of profit .
Fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.52507664]

>>52507631
>NEW YORK, Sept 7 (Reuters) - The $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing Elon Musk of running a pyramid scheme to support the cryptocurrency Dogecoin has expanded, adding seven new investor plaintiffs and six new defendants including his tunnel construction business Boring Co.

[Anonymous No.52507666]

Imagine thinking anyone there did any work at all. The most work anyone was doing was policing new forms of "hate speech" and that guy was probably the most insufferable faggot of all.
Everyone knows you can run shit like this with a relatively small team.

[Anonymous No.52507695]

>>52507666
No, I don’t believe that , that is why America has a sluggish economy and inflation. People : “ oh I know exactly how to run a company , fewer people= more monies”. Classic mistake
It’s like a band saying : oh I can hook up my own speakers to play a concert

[Anonymous No.52507736]

>>52507695
That is true if you cut workers who actually are responsible for generating revenue like Amazon factory workers
Your typical FAANG office worker is someone who brags on social media that they do nothing while getting paid 250k and bring in zero revenue

[Anonymous No.52507807]

>>52507664
It's over.

[Anonymous No.52507845]

>>52498699
>Tangermann

[Anonymous No.52507858]

>>52507736
We will see. I quit twitter because of this whole mess. Also, Twitter is giant baby sitter for people with mental disorders.
Lucky if you find a single person with a brain cell . Pretty much whores ,cult leaders , and narcissists

[Anonymous No.52507933]

Mr. Free Speech just announced shadowbans for Twitter. He’s really pushing his dicksuckers to their limits.

lmao

[Anonymous No.52507995]

>>52502885
if that were true then why is Twitter falling apart? Why is Elon begging people to stay?

Almost as if Elon's entire pitch was based on this faulty logic, and it turns out reality disagrees.

[Anonymous No.52508077]

>>52507807
I love bad analogies.

[Anonymous No.52508126]

I don't trust a damn thing the media says anymore. Everything is agenda driven.

[Anonymous No.52508335]

>>52507858
>I quit twitter because of this whole mess
>not the mass spambots
>not the obscene and obvious political agenda
>not the biased moderation
lmfao why is Elon firing useless retards the thing that killed it for you, when it hasn't affected the user experience yet?

[Anonymous No.52508941]

Reading people actually trying to defend Elon's management and saying it's just a bunch of snowflakes quitting really gives me brain damage.

Dude just gutted half the company and then expects the rest to do overtime. Now he's certainly lost at least 30% of his senior engineers, probably more.
Senior engineers tend to have fuck-you money. Like, over a million in a 401k at the very least.

If you have ever actually worked in big tech you know how tech debt works. Updating security tokens or routine maintenance that is just not going to get done because nobody knows about it.

A planned handoff would be one thing, but that's the difference between slowing a car to a stop and just ramming it into a fucking wall.

[Anonymous No.52508951]

>>52508941
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.52508975]

>>52508335
If "useless retards" could, for years, hold a job at twitter making 6 figs, why are you still a part-time wagey?

[Anonymous No.52509143]

>>52508941
>Like, over a million in a 401k at the very least.

the real beauty of it is that whether they quit or get fired or not, every single one of their 401ks is balanced into worthless assets like Tesla, which isn't profitable, Twitter, Meta, etc. Zombie companies that only exist to justify the ponzi markets. Only Google and Amazon produce, and at the expense of consolidating every non monopoly that exists

[Anonymous No.52509233]

>>52509143
bruh anyone who held Twitter stock made out like a bandit thanks to Musk’s retarded offer

[Anonymous No.52509241]

>>52509143
Ok, well my point is a lot of them are pretty wealthy and don't exactly need to scramble for a job, much less accept Elon's retarded ultimatum.

[Anonymous No.52509274]

>>52503317
Musk said only the "exceptional" get WFH. Top talent probably qualifies for that.

[Anonymous No.52509323]

People who act like twitter is just suddeny going to fail one day are being pretty retarded.

[Anonymous No.52509411]

>>52498699
these articles have the same wishful cope as
"WOKIES ARE DESTROYING DISNEY AND HOLLYWOOD" As they make one billion dollars per movie and shows are constantly greenlit. and normies continue to subscribe to streaming platforms.

seems like every story like "ELONZ GUNNA PHAIL" is actually just a nothing burger. and i despise elon musk, i wish he would end up like jay leno

[Anonymous No.52509443]

>>52509323
>muh actually rome didn't collapse
neither myspace nor facebook "failed one day" either

[Anonymous No.52509482]

>>52502517
>>52503422
It's not about the degrees, it's about him lying about his education for two decades in order to bolster his ego and keep larping as irl Tony Stark. It's bizarre.

[Anonymous No.52509621]

He paid 44 BILLION dollars for this shit

The ultimate baggie

[Anonymous No.52509697]

>>52506430
>to pump their ego.
It's worse than that. If you can manage yourself and handle your own workload, then why do they need the manager? Back to work is all about managers trying to justify their pointless positions.

[Anonymous No.52510058]

>>52505982
What fucking video games existed in the 80s

[Anonymous No.52510547]

>>52506937
Tech employees have bad output when you make them do dumb shit. When problems are real or even just challenging, they engage on their own.
Stop inventing work. If there are no immediate real issues, they'll preen over the code on their own. There are thousands of highly successful open source projects out there, almost always driven by a few people solving a problem for free just because it's there. People want to work. They want to feel like they're creating value, or accomplishing something. They do not want to move piles of paper in circles and listen to your corporate bullshit meetings. Be straight with them. Say you need to do A, B and C because it will make you all a ton of money. Have a discussion and explain why you can't use their preferred solution because of some constraint, but also be open to their opinions. Closing yourself off from the opinions of a skilled team just because you're the boss is the most retarded thing you can do. If they think you're full of shit, they won't do good work. Not even if you stare over your shoulder all day. Engineers are, on average, pretty smart. They're perfectly capable of malicious compliance. They will hit keys for 8 hours and accomplish nothing without you ever realizing it.

[Anonymous No.52510599]

>>52498699
are they hiring
I only live a few miles from twitter HQ
how much do you think they will pay their new head janny. Something I assume.

[Anonymous No.52510618]

>>52510058
super mario bros

[Anonymous No.52510731]

>>52498699
Yes

[Anonymous No.52510765]

Elon should hire Moot

[Anonymous No.52510801]

>>52503179
It's no longer a publicly traded company. Elon owns it. There is no stock to buy or trade.

[Anonymous No.52510976]

>>52510599
Nah. I checked. I’m a scala dev with 10 years experience in shit like zio, cats and kafka.
If they’ll take remote workers, I’ll throw my hat in the ring.

[Anonymous No.52511024]

I'm not sure what's funnier. Musk losing billions in a way that proves that he was always just a born rich moron, or the massive cope that Musk's fanboys are doing.

[Anonymous No.52511195]

>>52510765
interdasting idea

[Anonymous No.52511859]

[Anonymous No.52511883]

[Anonymous No.52511906]

[Anonymous No.52511921]

[Anonymous No.52511944]

>Elon asked engineers for screenshots of code
jesuschrist, he's a fucking boomer at the helm of a technology company
he must think people write their code on a shared folder

[Anonymous No.52511949]

Nigger just post the webm

[Anonymous No.52511978]

>>52498699
Don't sophomore year undergrads make Twitter clones as projects?
What fucking gives?
This isn't a fucking physics engine.

[Anonymous No.52512026]

>>52499520
100% this. But faggots will continue to fall for false saviors.

[Anonymous No.52512087]

>>52511859
>>52511883
>>52511906
>>52511921
This is such fucking cringe passive aggression. I just KNOW it's some soi bugman faggot behind it.

[Anonymous No.52512093]

/r/accounting is writing about this. Seems like Twitter is really fucking up here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/yypdj4/who_needs_accountants_the_roof_the_roof_the_roof/

[Anonymous No.52512100]

>>52499565
> 3rd party company contracting, advertising
and then it might even be more expensive than doing it in-house
>3rd party ad services (just use google or facebook)
so google/facebook takes a cut and they earn even less from ads?
>security - should be finished already and if there are new exploits found should be easy enough to again just get a 3rd party company to rectify
it's not just about exploits, you need to ensure that the code being written isn't insecure, provide tools to the teams so that they can develop safe products, etc. no company would ever hand over their code to a third party

[Anonymous No.52512296]

Lol at the former Twitter employees posting their Ls. They posted pictures of their Macbooks work computers. Macbooks are toys. If your work computer is a Macbook, then you have a no-work job.

[Anonymous No.52512333]

>>52507995
>Why is Elon begging people to stay?
Do we have evidence of Elon begging them to stay or are we asking sources close to the situation

[Anonymous No.52512360]

>>52512296
t. never worked in tech

[Anonymous No.52512377]

>>52512360
Writing Bootstrap or React for Meta isn't a real job.

[Anonymous No.52512388]

>>52509482
>It's not about the degrees, it's about him lying about his education for two decades in order to bolster his ego and keep larping as irl Tony Stark. It's bizarre.
He's living rent free for you anon
Who actually gives a fuck about him lying about his education? Does it really matter at the end of the day?
>to bolster his ego
Who the fuck caaaaaares
You act like Elon is the only person who's ever done shit to bolster their ego
Also, any nigger ITT crying about
>nEveR wOrKed iN TecH
sorry faggots your $400 lunches are over and the thin veil over how important your dumbass advertising job really is, is coming down

[Anonymous No.52512399]

>>52498699
>Itt. Seething & dilating (ex)twitter troons
Love to see it , also neckrope all of you bitchass niggerfags

[Anonymous No.52512401]

>>52512360
I have worked in tech. Still doesn't explain why the vast majority of the computers were Macbooks.

[Anonymous No.52512419]

>>52498699
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.52512431]

>>52512401
You worked in tech and struggle to see the benefits of a portable, stable unix system in what is mostly remote, centralised work?

[Anonymous No.52512478]

>>52512431
>slurping macs cock so viciously
JFC go the fuck back

[Anonymous No.52512494]

Hope you bozos got some good code pics lined up

[Anonymous No.52512508]

>>52512478
As opposed to what, windows? XP was 20 years ago, shit sucks nowadays.

[Anonymous No.52512560]

>>52512494
I'd leave and shit on my desk beforehand and never come back. Not shitting on Musk but don't demand shit like that from me.

[Anonymous No.52512579]

>>52512560
Sure you would kiddo. You need to go back

[Anonymous No.52512581]

>>52512560
>Not shitting on Musk but don't demand shit like that from me.
This
I fucking hate when my boss demands that I show him how I trimmed some money out of the budgets instead of just taking my word for it

[Anonymous No.52512598]

>>52512579
I'll shit on your desk too
>no apologies

[Anonymous No.52512618]

>>52507006
Bloody tax office won't let me claim noise cancelling headphones as a work expense.

[Anonymous No.52512650]

>>52507106
Get the FUCK out of here boomer

[Anonymous No.52512858]

>>52498699
So just hire people who will work for you?

[Anonymous No.52512878]

>>52508941

i agree, too many retard zoomers simping over musk to OWN the LIBS

as if tech chads like me wouldn't fuck off for more money elsewhere

[Anonymous No.52512916]

>>52512878
This. Musk is and has always been a massive faggot grifter.

[Anonymous No.52512919]

>>52512401
>>52512296
>>52512377
t. non-tech retards

listen
there are two options for business laptops
>wangblows
>crapple
one is a piece of shit
the other is a piece of shit with unix underneath
the choice between the two is obvious

and no, absolutely no one in their right mind will let you use your favorite linux distro in any company with more than 100 people

[Anonymous No.52512952]

>>52512494
most principal engineers and architects will have written maybe 10 lines of code in the past 6 months
muskrat is so detached from reality he doesn't realize that a junior codemonkey shitting out thousands of lines every week is less valuable than an expert that knows the entire system to a T and is capable of being 10x more productive at 10x less lines of code produced

watching him run this company into the ground is entertaining as fuck
a true wake-up call to any exec retarded enough to pull braindead stunts like this

[Anonymous No.52513988]

>>52512952
You have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.52514024]

>>52505003

Then why are they on Tik TOk literally crying because they just bought a home and won't be able to make ends meet?

[Anonymous No.52514039]

>>52512560

>Works at Walmart

[Anonymous No.52514045]

>>52510976
email your resume to musk's and cc his two VC friends, maybe even [e-mail] . I a a Junior with experience in Python and SQL (not even graphQL) but I sent one.

[Anonymous No.52514068]

>>52513988
He's on the money
> t 20 years in tech running systems trading billions before lunch
Bedtime kiddo.

[Anonymous No.52514788]

>>52506062
>there are plenty of opportunities elsewhere. good for them having a spine to leave
Lol youre that kind of retard who thinks fed will pivot in 3 months arent you?

[Anonymous No.52514941]

>>52498699
F.No. where will I go without /r/blackpeopletwitter

[Anonymous No.52515357]

>>52499132
>have kids
>rich kid demand "work more goyim, MUH HUSTLE GRINDSET!!!"
>No.
>Fired, get severance
>work somewhere else for more money

[Anonymous No.52515727]

>>52502979
I tend to agree

[Anonymous No.52515764]

>>52503164
>Le antiwork reddit faggot finds 4chan
Some people enjoy work, strong leadership, and accomplishment. Younger people are legitimately faggots. Afraid that working a little extra may take you away from your increasingly sized buttplug fetish hobby time at home

[Anonymous No.52515775]

>>52514068
I too can make up stuff on the internet

[Anonymous No.52515785]

>>52503317
>Musk was used to having his little cult members as his employees at Tesla and spacex who would do anything he demands but hes found out his tactics dont work at a company where no one gives a fuck about him
So when people actually listened to Musk they created 2 of the greatest American success story companies? Not shocked the tranny staff at twitter can't hackle that type of leadership.

[Anonymous No.52515822]

>>52512560
>but don't demand shit like that from me.
God forbid you show an active CEO how you've used your time while he's paying you an absurd amount to do it.

[Anonymous No.52515932]

Why does /biz/ bend over backwards to suck Elon's dick? I'm starting to think people on 4chan just do the opposite of what reddit is doing

[Anonymous No.52516041]

>>52499830
The great filter is society itself, always has been. The elites want us to have hope and those just below them know there is no such thing that exists. Going to Mars sounds cool until you look at the reasons why. It’s basically the synopsis for a future like Alien without the alien.

[Anonymous No.52516061]

>>52499975
CZ fucked FTX. I am a binance account holder and this is indisputable information. He sold millions of FTX tokens and collapsed SBFs empire for revenge of helping black rock with Luna collapse.

[Anonymous No.52516103]

>>52503317
>why would you stay

Because the rest of tech is actively laying people off and you could easily jump 10 rungs for being “loyal” to a guy you won’t have to see once a new CEO takes over. Holy shit, you fucking valley techies really don’t know shit about business, do yah?

[Anonymous No.52516154]

>>52509697
This. There are too many “middle-upper” manager types that suck up capital and waste time. I pay for results when I contract someone, not good “management”. If you’re not adding value to a company then what are you doing there?

[Anonymous No.52516170]

>>52511859
>>52511883
>>52511906
>>52511921
What the fuck happened to acts of physical violence? If you hate someone this much then surely you could try spraying fermented piss and shit on them when they’re being interviewed by the press.

[Anonymous No.52516200]

>>52516170
kek… only blacks blm and antifa allowed violence

[Anonymous No.52516224]

>>52516061
SBF fucked FTX and all their customers. Nobody else. Have you read “The emperor wears no clothes?” The guy pointing out the fraud is not the bad guy.

[Anonymous No.52516265]

>>52515357
>Oh shit everywhere else is laying off
>My faggot techie easy street ride is coming to an end
>Why would elon do this

[Anonymous No.52516274]

>>52499719
You're all coping so hard it's ridiculous

[Anonymous No.52516281]

I hate twitter to but the way elon is acting is just retarded

TSLA stock will almost certainly be affected, although it appears to be an imploding bubble at the moment anyhow.

[Anonymous No.52516611]

>>52514788
i don't see how that's relevant to this thread. if you worked a day in this industry your inbox is probably filled with job offers anyway so there is no reason not to leave twitter or any other company that is run by a nignog.

[Anonymous No.52516679]

>>52512494
This sperg have no idea how to run a software company kek

[Anonymous No.52516686]

>>52513988
He is 100% right.

[Anonymous No.52516879]

I don't get why he can't just hire a bunch of pajeets on H1-B visas?

[Anonymous No.52516940]

>>52503317
>Just quit your job during a period of MASS TECH LAYOFFS
big brain brian over here doling out top shelf advice

[Anonymous No.52516998]

>>52513988
>>52515775
why reply when you clearly don't work in the industry?
extremely senior engineers get to make strategic decisions on how systems should be built out and maintained
they can help entire engineering teams become more productive and prevent operational disasters in the making

shitting out line after line of code solving trivial problems is an extremely unproductive use of their time

mark my words, twatter is going to grind to a screeching halt
we're a few weeks to maybe a month of something critical burning to the ground and resulting in a multi-day outage

[Anonymous No.52517038]

Why would he be offering people 3 months severance pay, 2 months more than legal, for people to leave if he wants to keep them?

[Anonymous No.52517091]

>>52499854
was actually in these company for two days and left when they promoted me from IT support to IT manager on the second day, these software runs on a age old 1366 socket intel with cheap dual processors running 100 android emulators with multiple social media apps signed in, you can initiate a command across the emu and have them do everything automatically like liking posts to sharing posts, initial accounts requires a human touch so it doesn't get bot-banned, once the account is mature you move it to the rest of the automated emu and spam/spread shit on customer/clients demand. Unfortunately, that company i was in made $0 for few years because they have no idea how to operate a tech company, they just have the extra money FOMO into this bullshit. I didn't know what i signed up until i was there on the first day.

[Anonymous No.52517122]

>>52498699
hahahahaaa make believe huh?
I love how broken cucks live in the fantasy world

[Anonymous No.52518521]

>>52498699
Anyone have an idea what's the average twitter salary? 100k? more? Sure engineers and senior people make much more, but there must be a ton of low level drones who lower the average.

But 5,000 employees X 100,000 = yearly cost savings of 500 million? I think the cost of healthcare etc added pumps that number closer to 750 million.

[Anonymous No.52519493]

>>52515932
Because we're smart and actually analyze situations? Plus- at some point you should stop betting against Elon.

[Anonymous No.52519543]

>>52519493
elon's a WEF plant, you haven't analyzed much

[Anonymous No.52519797]

>>52519493
More like at some point you should stop backing Elon.
Betting against him the last 1-2 years made you a fortune.

[Anonymous No.52519841]

>>52519797
Betting against any tech stock, BTC, or altcoin would also have made you a fortune.

[Anonymous No.52519956]

>>52519543
A plant so we can eat bugs on Mars? WTF?

[Anonymous No.52520123]

>>52504008
Elon is trembling in fear. How will Twitter survive? Where will he find another 3700 HR roasties, ethnic gender fluid cuisine managers, and wine aunts who can't even code fizbuzz

[Anonymous No.52520182]

>>52507138
>I remember when oil workers coped like this
Tech is an ever-growing field, unlike oil.

[Anonymous No.52520241]

so many anti elon glowies itt

[Anonymous No.52520258]

a is this a

[Anonymous No.52520265]

>>52498885
you'd so to it to

[Anonymous No.52520268]

>>52519543
why does a wef plant make people notice things about the wef and their lackeys?

[Anonymous No.52520278]

>>52498963
i think this is a thing to do through out

[Anonymous No.52520290]

>>52499014
when it is does correct it could be done right

[Anonymous No.52520313]

>>52499508
i saw this at my old one and it did not go all

[Anonymous No.52520324]

>>52499632
is it really done this way or should I say so

[Anonymous No.52520332]

>>52499749
i don't think it is really like this do you

[Anonymous No.52520358]

>>52499830
>Turns out the Great Filter is social media.
It's not even a soft filter like not being a red dwarf or blue giant star or being part of a binary system.
Social media doesn't prevent humans from scientifically advancing.

[Anonymous No.52521523]

Almost nothing at twitter has changed since Elon took over. Do the people who keep repeating this just want to twitter to fail because they dislike him for not being a far left degenerate or am I missing something?