Is there anyway to make $500 tonight

[Anonymous No.52478207]

With no money.

So yeah how do I get $500 in a few hours because I'm about to get my gas turned off.
Serious answers only.

[Anonymous No.52478254]

So you wanna save money on gas?

[Anonymous No.52478272]

Kneepads

[Anonymous No.52478282]

>>52478272
Kneepads are an investment ser.

[Anonymous No.52478300]

>>52478207
You want to win $500 TONIGHT?

[Anonymous No.52478319]

>>52478300
I want jews to be eradicated but I need $500
If I could keep my house warm from the oven of kikes I would but that's not been legalized yet maybe next election.

[Anonymous No.52478334]

>>52478207
Pretend you did some profession
Lets say History professor
Then make a youtube video called "History professor reacts to X"
Spam out 10 of these videos tonight
easy

[Anonymous No.52478356]

>>52478334
I'd honestly rather shoot myself than degrade to the levels of being a youtube sensation.
The whole point of 4chan is to be anonymous.

[Anonymous No.52478380]

Craigslist for physical work ads

[Anonymous No.52478392]

It's about 8pm where I'm at so doing anything today is out of the question in terms of physical labor only way would be through putting a sharpie up my ass at this point.

[Anonymous No.52478460]

>>52478356
Anonymously make click bait then

[Anonymous No.52478497]

I made $900 TODAY flipping NFTs to retards on the Gamestop NFT Marketplace

I don't know why this board doesn't talk about it. It's legit the easiest fucking money in the world

[Anonymous No.52478540]

>>52478392
$500 is fucking lunch money, post your eth address and a timestamped picture of sharpie up your pooper and I'll send you half an eth

[Anonymous No.52478570]

>>52478540
Tempting but I don't think I'll degrade myself just to get banned and laughed at.
I did try Upstart someone mentioned but my shitty 510 credit score didn't work damnit.

[Anonymous No.52478591]

>>52478497
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.52478613]

>>52478570
Stay poor then lel

[Anonymous No.52478633]

>>52478613
You wouldn't have done it anyway lel.
What are you 12?

[Anonymous No.52478634]

>>52478207
Suck 25 dicks for $20 each.
You should be able to get through in the evening.

[Anonymous No.52478645]

>>52478633
Keep believing that
Do not reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.52478663]

>>52478645
Sorry you're in my thread buddy and you're just some poorfaggot who baits people into stupid shit I've seen you post before why I posted what I said to see if you would come out which worked.

Oops I replied.

[Anonymous No.52478758]

>>52478645
Oops I replied twice.

[Anonymous No.52478775]

>>52478272

kneepads optional, your knees can probably withstand a few dozen sessions without too much pain, just some redness. Kneepads are a long term investment

[Anonymous No.52478806]

>>52478207
EEEEE EE EEEEEE

[Anonymous No.52478817]

>>52478356
>I'd honestly rather shoot myself than degrade to the levels of being a youtube sensation.
>degrade
you are asking how to make $500 in one day or you will lose access to basic privileges, how are these youtube sensations below you again? you are on the poverty line it seems, not much more degrading than that.

[Anonymous No.52480655]

>>52478497
How? Where do you get them...ect.

[Anonymous No.52481021]

>>52478272
spbp

[Anonymous No.52481095]

>>52478817
All he has left is his dignity.

[Anonymous No.52481345]

>>52478207
sell your ass ... if is sellable ... lol

[Anonymous No.52481376]

I got banned for racism so yeah and I'm gonna be banned for posting gay porn in a twitter faggots thread.
If you're curious why I stopped responding the nigger trying to get me to put a sharpie in my ass reported me to the jannies for racism.
This board is gay now, and not in the fun chainlink kinda way.

[Anonymous No.52482592]

>>52478207
Is good to dream big but of course, there's obviously no way. Better to follow through on promising projects like Web 3 projects designed for data integrity, security, and other factors.

[Anonymous No.52482739]

>>52482592
Anon could easily buy $10 worth of Geeq and be worth over $500 by the next bull market. But anon wants to $500 in a day, so I'd suggest anon buys a gun and stands in the alley

[Anonymous No.52482863]

>>52482739
You obviously want Anonymous to stop breathing after mentioning a gun, lol. Nothing has changed despite the project's recent patent approval, I learned.

[Anonymous No.52482945]

>>52482863
Lol, that's like a suicide mission. I learned about their recent patent approval and heard the Canadian patent will soon be approved as well

[Anonymous No.52482991]

I’ll send you 10 link if you put a sharpie in your ass. Not quite 500 bucks but others may pitch in for the meme

[Anonymous No.52483027]

you can get exactly $500, but you won't receive it tonight. you just get a couple of credit cards with cashback rewards that add up to $500 in value. $200 + $300 from two card. easy. next you just need to spend about $2000 within three months. this is something you could easily achieve tonight. you're using credit so technically you can do this without money. you have now received $2,000 in good and or services and you only owe $1,500 after cashing in your rewards.

[Anonymous No.52483058]

>>52478207
So your mom came back with $500.25
from sexual favors. I said who gave you 25 cents?
She said, Everyone.

[Anonymous No.52483062]

>>52478591
>>52480655
qrd: this guy is selling nfts on the gamestop marketplace and wants biz retards like you to buy them

[Anonymous No.52483091]

>>52478613
I believe that poverty is a choice in today's technological age. I think that if blockchain initiatives become well-known, users will be able to explore countless opportunities. Time will tell more clearly.

[Anonymous No.52483193]

>>52483058
>2001 clients
how long was OP's mother gone for? the sheer logistics of seems unfeasible. the travel expenses alone would put here in a net negative. which would mean, at 25 cents per client, she would need many more than 2001 clients, further making the logistics beyond speculative and pushing into the realm of highly implausible.

[Anonymous No.52483224]

>>52483193
She said OP helped.

[Anonymous No.52483265]

>>52478540
>$500 is fucking lunch money, post your eth address and a timestamped picture of sharpie up your pooper and I'll send you half an eth

This whole thread is a bottom signal granted we actually needed OP to put the sharpie in his pooper for money so maybe we aren't quite there yet.

Many people last bear market did just that and there was proof they were paid kek

Unreal

[Anonymous No.52483331]

>>52483091
Not everyone has the patience to invest in long term projects. That's okay by the way. Not everyone is destined to be rich

[Anonymous No.52483366]

>>52482991
I'd throw in 50 bucks worth of Geeq, and if op doesn't sell, it would be worth over a thousand bucks by the end of next year

[Anonymous No.52484051]

>>52478207
I have no idea. For now, all I can think of doing is investing in crypto, which is hard to come by. To benefit long-term, I'm purchasing xpress, zil, and hbar OP. Think of that way.

[Anonymous No.52484175]

>>52483331
Long term

[Anonymous No.52484182]

>>52484051
Which is better anon?

[Anonymous No.52484215]

>>52484182
Your choice of assets will depend on the projects it offers and the assets you intend to buy. Decide after conducting your own research folk.