/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52473438]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>52471989

[Anonymous No.52473446]

>market dumps BEFORE hours
Lol.

[Anonymous No.52473448]

Pivot Next month

[Anonymous No.52473454]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.52473460]

POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.52473477]

NVDA will pump just to fuck over put holders, you have been warned

[Anonymous No.52473479]

THE U.S. ECONOMY UNDER DEMOCRATS IS LITERALLY A SCAM DESIGNED TO ENSLAVE ANYONE WHO ISN'T ALREADY A MULTIMILLIONAIRE

[Anonymous No.52473482]

All in on NVDA calls. NOW

[Anonymous No.52473496]

Who's doing Lottos on SOXL? NVDA dropped -10% last earnings report

[Anonymous No.52473497]

>>52473479
Plot twist: the multimillionaires are also enslaved.

[Anonymous No.52473506]

>>52473479
You must have just arrived- take teh truth pills slowly. We convert FEDs here all the time.

[Anonymous No.52473508]

>>52473477
all of wallstreetbets and retail is buying NVDA puts so I expect a big raping for bobos

[Anonymous No.52473511]

NO FAMILY
NO POWER
NO REAL VOTE
NO REAL CITIZENSHIP
GET BACK TO WORK

[Anonymous No.52473515]

>>52473454
>>52473479
Start using a name or a tripcode so I dont have to manually filter you every thread. God it is so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.52473521]

>>52473477
>>52473450
>not hedging on a literal cointoss
Brave or retarded scenario

[Anonymous No.52473522]

>>52473515
YOU KNOW ITS LAVA BITCH

[Anonymous No.52473540]

>>52473438
EEEEE EE EEEEEE EEEE

[Anonymous No.52473546]

EVERY SINGLE DAY
EVERY SINGLE IT'S EVEN MORE SHITCOIN THAN THE LAST

[Anonymous No.52473549]

>>52473479
Yes, we know

[Anonymous No.52473555]

>>52473546
quote of 2022 right here.

[Anonymous No.52473563]

>>52473515
GLOWFAGGOTS FIND A WAY TO PAY ME HUSH MONEY THEN

[Anonymous No.52473571]

Inflation is the biggest threat to American's right now!
>sends ukraine 40 billion a week

[Anonymous No.52473573]

>>52473546
Bro, shut the fuck up. You sound like someone that just started being an athiest or vegan. We all know fractional reserve banking is corrupt at its core and everything else is literally built on similar principles. Fuckin' lurk more literal newfag.

[Anonymous No.52473581]

I feel bad. I’m cheating on my loving girlfriend, but she also only fucks once a week. I’m not 65 I need more than that

[Anonymous No.52473583]

>>52473479
So you're saying if I suck their dicks hard enough they'll make me a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.52473595]

>>52473571
don't forget to forgive all the debt!

[Anonymous No.52473600]

just bought my first call on POWW for $40 (2.50 strike exp june 2023). my covered calls i wrote expire worthless in 2 days

i am becoming an option master bros. One thing you guys didnt mention though is the absolutely zero liquidity and monster bid ask spreads though. That's why i'm going for decently long expiration dates for bigger volatility

[Anonymous No.52473601]

ok you know, I guess maybe now that midterms have passed everything just needs to settle down a little and then the economy can start healing

[Anonymous No.52473602]

Does Mr. Soxl know how fucking bad his company is doing? or does he just not care?

[Anonymous No.52473605]

>>52473581
Gimme a dollar right now or I'm gonna tell

[Anonymous No.52473611]

>>52473602
he needs to do something about the naked shorting of SOXL

[Anonymous No.52473623]

>>52473600
I dunno why you're surprised the chain is illiquid on pennyshit like POWW

[Anonymous No.52473622]

>>52473600
If you trade options on something normal that's not really an issue

[Anonymous No.52473629]

well I at least made back my loss from the phantom missile russia sent directly into our economy apparently
later pigs
try not to kill any black people today

[Anonymous No.52473636]

>>52473622
>>52473623
SGML has insane spreads too and it's a 4b company

[Anonymous No.52473639]

>>52473497
But they get to go to cool sex parties and all they have to do is not spill the beans and get into an accident where they commit suicide by a shotgun blast to the back of the head.

[Anonymous No.52473646]

>>52473595
Every last penny!

[Anonymous No.52473650]

>Burry posted and immediately deleted the following tweet last night:
>"Holy shit, I can't wait for this faggot world to crumble."
So buy GEO?

[Anonymous No.52473651]

>>52473636
>Sigma Lithium
>4b

nigga that's absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.52473655]

>>52473496
i could be happy with this in my life

[Anonymous No.52473662]

>>52473601
congrats you voted blue... sadly you didn't have the foresight of what you just ushered in... again.

[Anonymous No.52473670]

>>52473611
>naked shorting

THE SQUIZZLE HASNT SQUOOZEN SOXLSISTERS TWO MORE REEKS

[Anonymous No.52473683]

>crypto companies dropping dead like they had taken seven you-know-whats
C-COINBASEBROS....

[Anonymous No.52473684]

>>52473496
Gib tiddies

[Anonymous No.52473687]

Is it normal for the 10yr to drop 100 Bepis points in a single day? Also what are the odds of the market going down while that happens? Asking as I'm long TMV and tech

[Anonymous No.52473688]

>>52473448
meds

[Anonymous No.52473699]

>>52473651
ok but it's far from penny tier, anyway any companies youre shorting? I want to try puts next

[Anonymous No.52473716]

test

[Anonymous No.52473720]

What happens if you sell cash covered puts on a company that's gets delisted? Do you make out like a bandit?
Also, a bear thesis I have is that financial institutions will sell puts before year end to hide their losses, causing market makers to hedge by buying puts leading to a death spiral.

[Anonymous No.52473725]

>>52473699
I'm short SAVA and RIVN

[Anonymous No.52473734]

>>52473720
nope. if it gets delisted (goes to 0) the put seller is still on the hook to pay lol

[Anonymous No.52473750]

BUY WENDYS STOCK PLS

[Anonymous No.52473755]

>>52473581
Wtf are you me

[Anonymous No.52473761]

Did anyone save that webm of that sexy cop from the other thread?

[Anonymous No.52473770]

The U.N. private jet unelected elite rulers say I'm a climate sinner, so there gonna use an individual carbon footprint tracker to spy on me ehaling what plants need to live. What do, should I just rope myself now?

[Anonymous No.52473773]

>>52473750
That looks like Arbys stock my man.

[Anonymous No.52473780]

>>52473750
I can never get my dick into my wife like this. I wonder why we are so bad at it

[Anonymous No.52473781]

Two questions for smg:
1.) how many times a week should a fat guy like me be working out to start? I'm doing 4x, 1 hour each for now and I'm eating healthy.

2.) Why do retards keep saying Semis are cyclical? In what fucken reality are they cyclical? In the future your fucken tolietpaper package will need a fucken semiconductor at the rate technology is going. The issue with semis is that a lot of them are/were overvalued, not that they are cyclical. That's just a Jewish repeating point.

[Anonymous No.52473783]

>Bankman-Fried went to the White House at least two times this year
lmao The con is on.
Also, good, please bring AMD below $65, please, Santa.
https://dailyhodl.com/2022/08/31/sam-bankman-fried-and-ftx-executives-visit-white-house-as-regulatory-battle-continues/
https://www.ibtimes.com/ftx-ceo-sam-bankman-fried-had-trip-white-house-may-3608122
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peopleandplaces/here-s-why-ftx-s-sam-bankman-fried-visited-the-white-house/vi-AA11k1HW

[Anonymous No.52473787]

>>52473750
this is why I only fuck virgins

[Anonymous No.52473807]

>>52473781
>1.) how many times a week should a fat guy like me be working out to start? I'm doing 4x, 1 hour each for now and I'm eating healthy.
Doesn't matter if you eat like shit. If you don't, then you're doing all right.

[Anonymous No.52473811]

>>52473750

[Anonymous No.52473817]

Is there a way to track all the government creatures' investments without having to wait XX days for the filing or relying on sketchy WSB mod tweets?
>Pelosi's supposed A m jen is up pic related since publicized

[Anonymous No.52473834]

>>52473783
Yep, and it looks like SEC chairman Gary Gensler was in on the scam

[Anonymous No.52473843]

>>52473834
The SEC being corrupt!?
WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS TURN OF EVENTS

[Anonymous No.52473851]

>>52473479
>UNDER DEMOCRATS
>he thinks its a partisan thing
we're actually all slaves to stupid people like yourself anon

[Anonymous No.52473852]

>>52473783
This is like a gay retarded Tom Clancy fanfic.

[Anonymous No.52473853]

>>52473843
Ikr

[Anonymous No.52473870]

>>52473479
>Democrats
How fucken blue pilled are you, jfc you can't even name them

[Anonymous No.52473875]

FTX will be the new gammer gate... you better start scrubbing hard paid shills.

[Anonymous No.52473876]

Should I be buying calls or puts at close today?

[Anonymous No.52473879]

soooo we bouncing back down off of 4000 then? Just sold like $20 grand worth of shit riding the wave from 3600

[Anonymous No.52473886]

>>52473876
calls

[Anonymous No.52473895]

my stocks only go down
and i feel like a dud
i might decide to drown
myself in my bathtub

[Anonymous No.52473904]

>Bankman-Fried was given funding via the liquidation of assets
>From Les Wexner
No wonder VSCO started doubling down on fat cunts and retards in their adverts. They were sex trafficking titans.

[Anonymous No.52473905]

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.52473906]

>>52473875
They're already scrubbing

[Anonymous No.52473908]

Why shouldn't I just buy a straddle on NVDA?

[Anonymous No.52473919]

>>52473908
Because it has a cost

[Anonymous No.52473937]

>>52473906
Noticing increases...

[Anonymous No.52473939]

>>52473908
because very likely the ATM straddle will end up being exactly the same premium as the stock will move, where the MM makes money, and everyone else gets fucked
IV is too high where even if you were correct you'd get fucked
only way you'd make money on puts is if they somehow fell like 15%
even if they fell 7% your straddle would get fucked

[Anonymous No.52473950]

>>52473908
because you will get annihilated by IV crush
I highly doubt NVDA will do anything other than crater after running 25% up to what will undoubtedly be a miss, but even selling calls are risky because you could just get liquidated afterhours by a scamwick

[Anonymous No.52473952]

>>52473906
>>52473937

[Anonymous No.52473954]

>>52473895
*claps

[Anonymous No.52473957]

heading to mcdonalds for mc double meal and a junior mcchicken on the side
we goysloppin'

[Anonymous No.52473959]

>>52473876
Puts

[Anonymous No.52473963]

when was the last time this general made a good pick?

[Anonymous No.52473966]

the s&p won't go higher than 4100-4150

[Anonymous No.52473971]

>>52473957
make a mcgangbang with it, quite good with extra onion and mayo on it

[Anonymous No.52473972]

>>52473908
I'd rather buy a double diagonal or double calendar on that and get paid off IV difference

[Anonymous No.52473973]

>>52473954
Thank you for the encouragement

[Anonymous No.52473974]

>>52473906
that splash... literally meme made with ignorance of their own joke/reference. Disgusting meme- it could have been great.

[Anonymous No.52473977]

>>52473908
as above but with a picture

[Anonymous No.52473984]

>TGT reports, sounds doomer as hell about consumer
>TJX reports, says their business and customers are resilient
>market cares more about TGT than TJX even though TJX is worth more
mixed bag

[Anonymous No.52473989]

>>52473963
Unironically probably SIGA.

[Anonymous No.52473990]

TOMORROW

SPY 410 BY EOD

ALL ABOARD

[Anonymous No.52474010]

>>52473908
here's what you do to do a REAL straddle: buy 1 hundred shares and sell 1 hundred shares.

[Anonymous No.52474015]

I'm scared about NVDA bros.......

[Anonymous No.52474019]

>>52473989
good times.

[Anonymous No.52474020]

>>52473984
>TJX
TJ Maxx is for the REALLY poor people though.

[Anonymous No.52474025]

>>52473974
Well then go make your own meme company if you're better than grande ole memes. You seem very creative

[Anonymous No.52474029]

>>52474015
Just buy SOXL and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.52474030]

>>52473990
lol, jobless claims will come in hot. blood red.

[Anonymous No.52474031]

>>52473989
that long ago?

[Anonymous No.52474048]

I got shitfaced over the weekend and haven't been to work all week.

[Anonymous No.52474053]

>>52473989
SIGA was great.
I'm also pretty sure that the SEC bribed the FDA to slow down their drug approval for mpox since SIGA had such a high short ratio. Could have gone to $40 off the momentum, but I'm pretty happy with the 2x.

[Anonymous No.52474061]

>>52473904
>>From Les Wexner
Source article on this? I've been working on an exposé of the overlap between epstein and SBF and this would be remarkably helpful in connecting the dots.

[Anonymous No.52474074]

>>52474020
TJ Maxx isn't THAT bad.

Costco > Target > TJ Maxx > Walmart > Ross

[Anonymous No.52474079]

>>52474015
It's literally ogre in 15 minutes. The end is nigh. We won't be able to heat our homes for out daughters soon. Once NVDA bombs I lose everything.

[Anonymous No.52474081]

NVDA ACTUAL $1.65 VS EXPECTED .64

[Anonymous No.52474083]

>>52474061
I wanna see it when you're done. Where find?

[Anonymous No.52474088]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52474108]

>>52473984
>>52474020

unironically TJ maxx has good clothes for not being scammed with a decent selection unlike ross

[Anonymous No.52474123]

>>52474081

[Anonymous No.52474143]

>>52474020
I got denied an entry level position at TJ Maxx a decade or so ago... they said my application answers were essentially far too redpilled. Had to look myself in the mirror that night... I came to the conclusion its everyone else fault and I am doing great in life.

[Anonymous No.52474150]

Stock trading and trance music

[Anonymous No.52474154]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52474162]

>>52474143
What type of shit did they ask that you couldve even dropped red pills on?

[Anonymous No.52474166]

FUCK ITS GOING DOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I BET EVERYTHING ON NVDA BEATING

[Anonymous No.52474168]

>>52474150
I'm listening to Tiesto - Magik Six

[Anonymous No.52474176]

give me the fucking NVDA

[Anonymous No.52474189]

>>52474162
>are you a team player?

[Anonymous No.52474193]

WOOP WOOP PULL UP PULL UP

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[Anonymous No.52474198]

>>52474166
>he didnt realize it went down on leaked earnings

[Anonymous No.52474199]

CISCO LETS FUCKING GOOOO
WE ARE IN THE MONEY BABYYYY

[Anonymous No.52474200]

when are nvidia earnings?

[Anonymous No.52474202]

CSCO BEATS
NVDA BEATS

[Anonymous No.52474204]

[Anonymous No.52474212]

[Anonymous No.52474221]

>>52474199
Cisco (CSCO) 0.86 / 0.84 13.6B / 13.29B

[Anonymous No.52474222]

>>52474162
Q21: Are you allergic to shellfish?
Q22: What is your favorite season? (earnings season)
Q23: Do you hold strong opinions on a centralized form of (digital) currency?
Q24:Have you ever visited Mecca or are you planning to go there or other Muslim countries?

[Anonymous No.52474238]

>>52474061
>>52474083
Epstein's assets have to go somewhere.
Plus, Gisele was a Victoria's Secret model.

[Anonymous No.52474239]

>>52473781
>Why do retards keep saying Semis are cyclical?
Because line go up and down and we don't really understand the magic thinking sand.

[Anonymous No.52474258]

>>52473781
Because nobody realizes a semiconductor device comes in 6 million types from MOSFET to LED.

[Anonymous No.52474259]

>>52474239
Making sand think was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.52474260]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.52474278]

>>52474238
That Alameda research company of FTX has the pedo lover symbol in their logo

[Anonymous No.52474280]

>beats earnings
>crabs

[Anonymous No.52474285]

>>52474259

[Anonymous No.52474287]

>>52474280
mms always win
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.52474291]

>>52474280
>>52474202
it all depends on guidance i guess

[Anonymous No.52474305]

>>52474061
>epstein and SBF
>connecting the dots

[Anonymous No.52474310]

>>52474280

[Anonymous No.52474317]

>>52473957
I implore you try the chili cheese burger at whataburger sometime if at all possible, with extra onions and mustard it's delicious and fits that word perfectly.

[Anonymous No.52474321]

>>52474291
guidance will be good, right ? the 4090 is always sold out within seconds

[Anonymous No.52474324]

>>52474259
I'm just gonna keep running AIs on these old crypto cards. The thinking sand will clean up all the garbage, one day.

[Anonymous No.52474327]

>>52474317

[Anonymous No.52474330]

So line go up or down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52474338]

>>52474259
>>52474285
the age of thinking sand is over, time to make it glow

[Anonymous No.52474340]

looking at the leaked nvidia earnings. its a disaster. get ready

[Anonymous No.52474348]

>selling my put earnings play into on increased IV was in fact the play
many such cases

[Anonymous No.52474363]

I the fuck is S&P 500 Info Tech going down when all its constituent parts appear to be up?

[Anonymous No.52474366]

>>52474348
IV crush is my biggest fear in life. don't get how people hold options through earnings.

[Anonymous No.52474367]

When was the last time anything useful been leaked here?

[Anonymous No.52474370]

>>52473908
this is why lmao

[Anonymous No.52474386]

>>52474280
You will continue to crab until AMD gets back up.
Two sides of the gamer coin.

[Anonymous No.52474387]

>>52474367
Leak as in insider trading? Never, most likely. I dont think there's a single person here high up enough to know anything. Everyone is an antisocial cunt who trades on their own if they're competent

[Anonymous No.52474391]

>>52473972
Yep

[Anonymous No.52474395]

>>52474338
We need a Butlerian Jihad now

[Anonymous No.52474407]

>>52474366
It's not that bad if you buy LEAPs after the previous earnings

[Anonymous No.52474411]

schizo price action

[Anonymous No.52474414]

>>52474387
>Everyone is an antisocial cunt who trades on their own if they're competent
Hey I am highly offended by this accurate statement.

[Anonymous No.52474416]

>>52474083
Here's the early basis of it:

SBF was MIT alumni who attended during the time epstein was most active in donations and visits and inquiring about various technologies at MIT media lab. Add in the political connections SBF's parents had and it's not exactly crazy to think their paths crossed a while before epstein got retired from mossad. Epstein probably groomed him as a successor, if not the other way too. Epstein could also explain where SBF got capital to trade the Japan btc premium and ability to skirt capital controls using epstein's kompromat network.
Also we know that Hussein Faraj of Nugenesis pretty much called out Dan Friedberg, chief regulatory officer for FTX, as being a Mossad backed scammer in a gloating email when FTX first collapsed.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Bitboy_Crypto/status/1590514042178633728
The drowning death of Nikolai Mushegian, founder of MakerDAO, a fortnight before this whole shitshow started is an even crazier (((cohencedence))). He just so happened to live in the Caribbean. He just so happened have an ex-gf he referred to as a spy, I'm still trying to see if I can find any info on who that ex gf is- half wondering if it's isn't FTX/Alameda polycule Jewish whore Caroline Ellison whose dad chairs the econ dept at MIT. And he just so happened to tweet out days before his drowning that the CIA and Mossad and a pedo ring were going to kill him.

I'm still trying to research to see if anyone knows who mushegian's ex-gf was but there's some strong reasons to think it could be Ellison. She blogged about Moldbug and mushegian has Yarvin's urbit listed as an inspiration in his site. I believe he lived in Singapore around the same time she was in HK and he moved to Puerto Rico around the same time she relocated to Nassau.

[Anonymous No.52474421]

NVIDIA (NVDA) 0.58 / 0.7095 5.93B / 5.8B

[Anonymous No.52474423]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.52474426]

>>52474387
My thoughts as well

[Anonymous No.52474427]

Beat

[Anonymous No.52474430]

>>52474278
Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.52474431]

>>52474421
RIP my puts.

[Anonymous No.52474434]

>nvidia

BOBROS...

[Anonymous No.52474436]

>>52474421
NVDA CALLS PRINT

[Anonymous No.52474438]

>>52474411
>Cup & handle on the 10sec timeframe
Lets Go go go go

[Anonymous No.52474441]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52474447]

4Q $6B revenue vs expected $6.09. Glad I talked that anon into selling his put today. This thing is going to C R A B

[Anonymous No.52474451]

>>52474416

[Anonymous No.52474462]

SOXL bros we have achieved a ballistic trajectory!

[Anonymous No.52474464]

CSCO and NVDA bros

[Anonymous No.52474467]

>>52474407
yeah I normally buy options a week or so after earnings for this reason.

conversely I also like shorting volatility during earnings, so in some respect I enjoy IV crush.

[Anonymous No.52474468]

Depends on guidance frens, remember

[Anonymous No.52474473]

>>52474416
Very interesting. Amazing Polly will probably do a video about all this soon. She is a great dot connector as well

[Anonymous No.52474474]

>Sees Q4 Revenue $6.0B Or -2% (exp $6.09B)
ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.52474475]

i have not accumulated my SOXL make it stack yet
please dump

[Anonymous No.52474479]

I need NVDA to pump more

[Anonymous No.52474481]

>>52474462
>not even the price it was at open
>balistic

[Anonymous No.52474482]

When do we find out the guidance?

[Anonymous No.52474483]

Holy shit, tech bros.

[Anonymous No.52474484]

do futures have derivatives too or is it more honest

[Anonymous No.52474489]

>Wait, a minute, female broker.
>You look familiar...
>But also hot.

[Anonymous No.52474491]

>>52474436
with an implied move of 7% all options are going to be losers at these prices

[Anonymous No.52474493]

>>52474474
priced in

[Anonymous No.52474494]

SOXL TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL SAVE ME FROM THIS PLACE

[Anonymous No.52474497]

holy shit tech crows

[Anonymous No.52474500]

>>52474474
NO NO NO NO

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

[Anonymous No.52474508]

>My portfolio this morning was 100% Harland and Wolff

[Anonymous No.52474512]

WESTWORLD RUNS ON NVDA TECH. IF I WAS ZUCKERKEK I WOULD BE SELLING META TO NVDA OR PARTNERING WITH THEM TO MAKE WESTWORLD A REALITY. OR IS IT ALREADY...

[Anonymous No.52474516]

>NVDA dropping after its spike
Looks like the algos are deciding the guidance is still not great even though the initial numbers look great.

[Anonymous No.52474523]

>>52474447
>4Q $6B revenue vs expected $6.09. Glad I talked that anon into selling his put today. This thing is going to C R A B

that was me, cheers m8. sold NVDA puts for +20% intraday and bought CSCO 45 calls >>52474199

one thing i'm worried about tmrw is the economic calendar. we got Eurozone CPI numbers and US jobs numbers that could move the markets prior to open

[Anonymous No.52474525]

SOXL CHADS

THE BOTTTOM

IS IN

[Anonymous No.52474526]

>>52474447
It will dump hard in the weeks to come, P/S, P/E is too garbage to ignore. Missing already terrible revised down earnings.
consumer sentiment is pretty shit too they're letting AMD come in and start a bidding war to the bottom.

dumb mumus pumping price because they didn't lose money kek

[Anonymous No.52474529]

>>52474416
One thing that is really fascinating to me is this interview with Jesse Powell of Kraken on CNBC this week
https://youtu.be/LHdhXEJ4yTY
Now at 4:30 he says the bear market is the tide going out and when that happens you see who is swimming naked. In light of mushegian's drowning death, that as a euphemism seems almost deliberate. Could be incidental but I'm wondering to what extent big players in this space have at least suspicions about Mushegian's death

[Anonymous No.52474543]

>>52474451
Tl;dr: SBF and Caroline were groomed s replacement for Epstein/ Maxwell. Even more the jewwy/goyische naming conventions.

[Anonymous No.52474545]

>>52474416
So Epstein or Sam "The Bank Man" Fraud were Satoshi then and BTC was created in an MIT computer room?

[Anonymous No.52474554]

OUTTA MY WAY NOVIDYA FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.52474557]

Holding JEPI is unbelievably comfy. Might buy some corporate credit after the next rate hike and just collect money

[Anonymous No.52474569]

>>52474554
I like this anon

[Anonymous No.52474576]

>>52474516
The initial numbers are bad even after revised downward guidance what are anons smoking in here?

[Anonymous No.52474582]

>>52474557
Down 11% this year...?

[Anonymous No.52474584]

What the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.52474601]

NVDA numbers are actually not bad, I fully expect 180 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52474611]

>>52474582
Offset by those phat dividends

[Anonymous No.52474612]

lmao.
NVDA the ultimate market maker stock today - all the puts, calls bought.. worthless
pin it right here, fuck everyone who wagered
the equivalent of the roulette wheel landing on double zero - everyone loses! the house wins!

[Anonymous No.52474614]

>nvidia

bobros ....

[Anonymous No.52474618]

>>52474582
Growth means fuck all for an income ETF. Look at the monthly payout.

[Anonymous No.52474629]

was not expecting a crab

[Anonymous No.52474635]

>>52474618
Is it worth a buy right now than?

[Anonymous No.52474639]

>>52474545
>So Epstein or Sam "The Bank Man" Fraud were Satoshi
No. I do question the origin of bitcoin and have theorized about it being CIAtoshi NSAkamoto, an alphabet agency proof of concept for a CBDC. But not working under the theory that epstein or SBF created it, not sure either are smart enough and it wouldn't explain their finance since the satoshi wallet is inactive since 2010.
You gotta keep in mind that FTX was started literally the same week epstein was arrested. And according to pre 2019 Alameda alumni, Alameda had already squandered the money they made trading the Asia premium before FTX was founded. So where did see finding come from?

[Anonymous No.52474643]

>>52474601
priced in

[Anonymous No.52474648]

An ETF of just NVDA and AMD

[Anonymous No.52474658]

arigatou gozaimasu 『NVIDIA』

[Anonymous No.52474703]

>>52473601
Kek he thinks the crazy train comes with brakes

[Anonymous No.52474707]

It’s not funny anymore bulls sell NOW. Computers are for man children and worth exactly 0

[Anonymous No.52474712]

>Elon looking to find a new CEO for Twitter
Will they just fuck him over when he leaves the offices or did he lay down the law?

[Anonymous No.52474719]

>>52474707

[Anonymous No.52474718]

>>52474703
they are trying to kill/sterilize everyone with vaccines, we are accelerating towards a wall

[Anonymous No.52474731]

What do I buy with 36k in cash?

[Anonymous No.52474738]

>>52474718
You're in the wrong board, you need a triple digit IQ to post here, /pol/ subhuman.

[Anonymous No.52474740]

I've done no DD on Nvidia, earnings 20 minutes, stock spiking now.
LONG OR SHORT?

[Anonymous No.52474752]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.52474754]

>>52474738
how many boosters have you had?

[Anonymous No.52474760]

>>52474143
Is Jim Breuer based or is he turning into Jim Carrey

[Anonymous No.52474762]

>>52474731
NVDA WEEKLIES LETS GO NIGGER

[Anonymous No.52474768]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NVDAKEKS

[Anonymous No.52474776]

>>52474762

[Anonymous No.52474777]

>>52474754
0
Now leave. I'm antivax, I just don't need to keep telling everyone I meet about it you retarded fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.52474779]

>>52474762
Now that's how you enforce a one child policy

[Anonymous No.52474788]

>>52474779
that's not where the uterus is, incel

[Anonymous No.52474789]

>>52474738

[Anonymous No.52474792]

[Anonymous No.52474793]

Short squeeze on NVDA tommorow to kill off the bulls. Source : Military

[Anonymous No.52474796]

What do you call this?

[Anonymous No.52474801]

Alright lads 5x CFD sell on Nvidia

[Anonymous No.52474804]

why does no one like Macys

[Anonymous No.52474810]

>>52474777
>Now leave
no, seethe

[Anonymous No.52474811]

>>52474796
Grinding consolidation

[Anonymous No.52474813]

>>52474738
based

[Anonymous No.52474814]

>>52474796
Crab jones

[Anonymous No.52474818]

>>52474804
What would I buy there?

[Anonymous No.52474819]

>>52474793
*Bears
Faggot nigger phone autocorrected, im pooping on the potty right now, the hype of the markets are the only thing that can relieve my chronic constipation because i dont eat vegetables

[Anonymous No.52474821]

>>52474804
Bad PR

[Anonymous No.52474855]

Seriously: what do I do? Shall I just cut my losses here? In absolute numbers that is a lot of money for me…

[Anonymous No.52474861]

NVDA bros... won.

[Anonymous No.52474862]

How will the year end?

[Anonymous No.52474875]

>>52474862
This is the bottom

[Anonymous No.52474880]

BBWI BROS

[Anonymous No.52474882]

>>52474862

[Anonymous No.52474883]

I thought nvidia would crash,bobo.

[Anonymous No.52474891]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.52474894]

>>52473876
Yes

[Anonymous No.52474895]

>>52474883
It's coming just wait for earnings

[Anonymous No.52474918]

we are in crab mode for 4 more fucking weeks, bros I can't handle this shit.

[Anonymous No.52474920]

>>52474752
>>52474792
People realize the government will pay back its debt after all. Every last penny. With NO money printing.

[Anonymous No.52474925]

>>52474788
Humorless faggot who can't take a joke and thinks the uterus doesn't expand up to the lower abdomen when bearing sufficiently grown fetus.

[Anonymous No.52474926]

>>52474762

ROE

VS

WADE

[Anonymous No.52474943]

>>52474925
she's clearly not pregnant, retard

[Anonymous No.52474944]

ok lol this shit is 100% rigged. leaked revenue miss and the beat on earnings is already priced in. still negative on the day

[Anonymous No.52474955]

Name one market not rigged by Jews

[Anonymous No.52474962]

THIS IS THE 5th TIME IVE BLOWN UP MY ACCOUNT IN A YEAR REEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY, WHERE DID MY MONEY GO

[Anonymous No.52474965]

>>52474612
imagine all the market makers who sold NVDA strangles
they are all cumming
you made them cum, anon
you shouldn't have bought the puts (or the calls)
they fucked you
they bent you over and fucked you

[Anonymous No.52474971]

I’ve lost everything trading and haven’t learned anything.

[Anonymous No.52474972]

>>52474962

[Anonymous No.52474982]

>>52474891
Hello fellow ASMB shorter.
Thanks for the tip

[Anonymous No.52474984]

>>52474971
I am currently at 0% gained or lost for the year somehow, near exactly

[Anonymous No.52474986]

>>52474943
No shit.

[Anonymous No.52474993]

>>52474918
>4 more fucking weeks
Why that exact time frame?
>>52474955
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.52474996]

>>52474971
Welcome to /smg

[Anonymous No.52475003]

>>52474944
wait for the call

[Anonymous No.52475007]

>>52474984
How about tax adjusted?

[Anonymous No.52475013]

How braindead do you have to be to go long here?

I think sub 100IQ , what do you think?

[Anonymous No.52475020]

>>52474955
Nazi memorabilia

[Anonymous No.52475025]

>>52474762
How did you get a video of me doing my daily workout?

[Anonymous No.52475027]

>>52475007
well i sold my oil gains at the start of the year for tax purposes, and i sold some losses to rebuy in at lower prices, so im not sure how it will work out in the end. I think I'll probably owe like 5-10k in taxes

[Anonymous No.52475028]

>>52475020

[Anonymous No.52475029]

>>52475013
Could be you got the jobless claims data early and it's -500k.

[Anonymous No.52475035]

>>52474367
CPNG earnings leak couple days ago

[Anonymous No.52475044]

>>52474762
Saved as Kazakh Boxer.webm

[Anonymous No.52475049]

>>52473460
she cute

[Anonymous No.52475072]

>>52475049
Now when someone asks you "how did she get so many retards to invest in her bullshit," you know.

[Anonymous No.52475086]

>>52475072
>Girls with those big two front teeth
My fucking weakness, Butchie

[Anonymous No.52475088]

>>52475029
I think we're at the point where bad news is bad news, I expect a nigger dump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52475089]

>>52475044
Kek

[Anonymous No.52475107]

>>52475013
my excel model reallocates me back into equities as the 10yr yield drops

[Anonymous No.52475114]

>>52475029
If jobless claims are down, that means the FED gets the green light to continue raising rates - does that make sense to you? Let me know if you'd like me to elaborate on that.

Best
- jim

[Anonymous No.52475126]

>>52475107
Ay yo this nigga sixty-fortying in a stagflationary environment! Lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.52475133]

>>52475072
I never understood how a home phlebotomy test to replace a simple 20 minute office visit was supposedly done revolutionary product that warranted a billion dollar valuation. That and the heavy defense industry investors and board make me wonder what sort of chemogenetics they were really working on. No doubt the kind of stuff that James Giordano researches for NSA

[Anonymous No.52475163]

>>52475114
Yup, that's what I'm saying. 500k laid off Twitter folks mean the F.E.D. doves win out and rate cuts are OVER. Dead as disco heh heh.

- Dale
USMC 1994-1998
Semper Fi

[Anonymous No.52475171]

if central banks are responsible for this mess we're in why dont we get rid of them?

[Anonymous No.52475173]

>>52474993
In 4 weeks we get new CPI and JPOW will giga pump/dump the markets with the new rate hike. TA magic also shows we are near the top of the range for this rally.

[Anonymous No.52475184]

>>52475163
But it also means that bad news is bad news again, as that's already known and priced in.
The fed overtightened and they're going to keep tightening as unemployment rises.

[Anonymous No.52475185]

New

>>52475180
>>52475180

[Anonymous No.52475208]

>>52475133
Well, one thing about investing is everyone is trying to be quick draw McGraw and get in on things first. It's the fact bloodwork basically has to be sent off and is not done on site which was most appealing, IMO. Furthermore, that could cut costs if a practitioner didn't have to pay a lab service. If it could be done quickly and locally, it could be a great tool for battlefield medicine. Too bad it did shit like denature proteins in samples because it was too hot inside.

[Anonymous No.52475242]

>>52475171
Corrupt politicians won't even let us audit them, let alone abolish them. Central banks are above governments and are untouchable

[Anonymous No.52475271]

>>52474788
No it's to strengthen her abdomial muscles enough she can intentionally miscarry just by flexing hard and bearing down, just shoot that little booger right out in the factory bathroom and get back to work for the glorious future of the People's Republic.

[Anonymous No.52475323]

>>52475208
Battlefield medicine is triage though not diagnostic. Typical blood work done at a quest diagnostics takes a day to get results back and is rarely something that requires immediate results. Sure maybe the tech has some uses, but billion dollar valuation with all these GITD CIA N invested and advising? Something really really sus there

[Anonymous No.52475342]

yields going down is fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.52475402]

>>52474862
I'm currently estimating that it will end as the next one begins.