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I have a brainlet schizo theory that CZ will one day exit-scam out of nowhere and give nearly all user funds from Binance to his chinese overlords (he keeps his cut, of course), then he gets plastic surgery and a new identity
Is there any chance of this happening? If there is zero chance then please explain why

>> No.52438781

>>52438759
Overlord here, i can confirm you are correct.

>> No.52438789

>>52438759
He doesn't need to get plastic surgery because they all look the same

>> No.52438802

If really worried youd have a hardware wallet already

>> No.52438883

>>52438759
Someone needs to horrifically murder Do Kwon and (((Bankman))) in minecraft to send a message to anyone contemplating pulling shit like that in the future.

>> No.52439001

>>52438883
Nah. They need to exists as a monument to normalfag niggers trusting dirty greedy niggers with their money. God forbid that you take custody of your own coins. Everything happening to these exchange fags is a lesson that must be taught for crypto to survive in it's purist form.

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>>52438759
Stupid theory because he won’t need plastic surgery. The CCP would build monuments in his image.

>> No.52439268

>>52438759
China wouldn't put Argentina on the warpath.

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>>52438759
not impossible. this dude doesn't even advertise a physical address for the business. But then again, exit scamming will just fuck you. your wallet addresses would just get blocked from anyone doing reputable business and the various coin projects would freeze your coins

>> No.52439768

>>52438759
they're setting him up as the next crypto hero so yeah you're probably correct

>> No.52442163

>>52438759
Only 90% chance of this happening

>> No.52442219

Yea until you added the last silly part who would he need to hide from

>> No.52442240

>>52439519
>not washing everything through monero

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>>52438759
>If there is zero chance
there's always a chance but if he was going to rug pull he would've done it when he hit billions

>> No.52442677

China could unironically crash crypto to zero if they were so inclined. What % of BTC do you think is owned by the Chinese atm?

>Issue CBDC Yuan
>Do a buyback deal for Bitcoin/ETH etc with any Chinese citizen, at a +25% premium so they'd be stupid not to take it
>Market dump all

They would also 'magically' double the market cap of Yuan overnight and have the proceeds of the market dumping as well

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>>52438759
Doubt, he left China because of the CCP in the first place. If you're already the #1 money maker in the industry doesn't make sense to suddenly rug your own empire. But schizo theory is schizo, so who knows maybe it might come true.

>> No.52442739

Of course he will.

That's why you don't keep money or crypto on exchanges.

>> No.52442755

What does he need plastic surgery for? They all look the same.