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[Anonymous No.52432312]

You wake up with $2 million USD cash. What do you do with this money? How much do you keep in cash?

[Anonymous No.52432333]

>>52432312
One million in btc
500k in shitcoins
500k cash to buy hookers and blow

[Anonymous No.52432371]

>>52432312
Buy land in the west, build a nice cabin on the land, buy some Barrett rifles for the roof, and shoot at everyone who comes for what's left over.

[Anonymous No.52432382]

I'd honestly just buy real estate with 1.5 mil and get rentoid bucks. I'd buy a decent house with the rest.

[Anonymous No.52432579]

Probably lose it on a 5x leverage trade

[Anonymous No.52432612]

1.5 million in real estate
250k in gold
250k in crypto

[Anonymous No.52432654]

at this point money is pretty much a worthless liability headache from hell

so with that said, I would shove it up my ass

[Anonymous No.52433100]

Open a Papa Murphy's take and bake pizza franchise in a midwestern town.

[Anonymous No.52433156]

>>52432312
i spennit

[Anonymous No.52433227]

>>52432312
Turn it all into HBAR and let it grow for the next 10 years or so. Then retire early

[Anonymous No.52433228]

>>52433100
I have never understood the appeal of that fucking place. Having to drive somewhere to pick up a half-finished product that will take another half an hour before it is actually ready to eat. And then you get cucked on electricity for your own oven on top of it.

[Anonymous No.52433240]

>>52432579
this

[Anonymous No.52433314]

>>52432312
>Pay off my house today (350k)
>Put another 500k in some type of account solely for paying property tax, hoa, bills, etc.
>Do some remodeling on my house, finish home gym, guest room for my friends, etc
>Save the rest. Live happily ever after doing the same things I'm doing now but without the stress of worrying about money.

[Anonymous No.52433326]

Whores and booze

[Anonymous No.52433350]

retire my parents
that's it

[Anonymous No.52433355]

>>52432312
Put it all in a low risk ETF and hodl until I retire at 50

[Anonymous No.52433370]

>>52433350
You mean let them retire right haha?

[Anonymous No.52433389]

>>52433370
You read the post.

[Anonymous No.52433433]

>>52433350
>based ye sacrificing his mom

[Anonymous No.52433548]

>>52432312
>pay off my place to rent out
>mortgage new place to live in
>remodel
>throw all the rest in dividend stocks and retire

[Anonymous No.52434076]

>>52432312
Put $1million in real estates
$300k in BTC, $200 in Ethereum, the remaining$500 in established gems like Matic, Ldo, Ride, Vet and some doge or lunc to gamble with.

[Anonymous No.52434251]

all in whores and cocaine or NEET it out for 30 years

[Anonymous No.52434420]

250k cash, rest in real estate. Spend a bit of it to renovate/upgrade my current place but otherwise just plan to live off rentoids hard earned money

[Anonymous No.52435233]

750k in XMR
rest in a well diversified portfolio of dividend-paying stocks, sheltered in a tax free entity held by an irrevocable trust that allows me to reinvest the dividends tax free and pay out a small % for daily expenses, apartment lease, etc.

[Anonymous No.52435236]

>>52433228
Papa Murphy's takes EBT cards, and is a step up from frozen pizza, so that is at least some of its appeal.

[Anonymous No.52435255]

>>52432612
gmi

[Anonymous No.52435397]

>>52432312
buy a house put the rest in an index tracker and some in bonds

[Anonymous No.52435428]

>>52432312
500k in dividend yielding stocks / covered call ETFs for some passive income. 500k into savings. 500k to buy valuable commodities such as ammunition, tobacco, fuel, alcohol, precious metals, etc. 100k kept as cash, 100k spending money. 100k into crypto. 200k to bail any beloved immediate family members out of debt, pay their rent for a couple of years, and then any remainder will go to savings or investments.

[Anonymous No.52435432]

I'd open up DEXT and see the hottest pairs to buy 100k of each. Then I'd travel to the Bahamas to find myself my own goblina.