/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52420372]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.52420386]

I hate them, bros

[Anonymous No.52420412]

>inb4 seething bulls cope all over the thread

[Anonymous No.52420440]

what are some good ex-us ETFs with high potential for capital gains

[Anonymous No.52420450]

>>52420386
my grandad told me when the japanese were buying up all the land in the 80s not to worry about it because the jews would figure out a way to scam them out of their money

[Anonymous No.52420452]

>>52420412
t. bobo who has been losing all month long

[Anonymous No.52420457]

>>52419408
I'm eyeballing MMED and NUMI

[Anonymous No.52420471]

>>52420386
They hate us right back. They would gladly die by the millions to be drawn on the middle of maps again.

[Anonymous No.52420488]

why are college credits necessary to get a CPA and work experience required to get a CFP? Fuck bros, just let me read a couple books and take a test. It isn't civil engineering, I am not going to kill anybody.

[Anonymous No.52420517]

Can someone explain to me (like I'm retarded) why an etf like VTI is a better choice than just buying 20-30 dividend stocks which I believe will still exist in 20-30 years
My understanding is VTI charges a fee (however small it's greater than zero) and as a total index fund it contains several companies which I do not believe will exist in 20-30 years. Therefore I believe it's a better investment to buy 20-30 "safe" dividend stocks as opposed to buying only VTI
Please again I'm retarded, I'm not trying to swing trades or anything the only goal is hoarding wealth to use when I'm older

[Anonymous No.52420544]

>>52420517
>20-30 dividend stocks which I believe will still exist in 20-30 years
this is why, you have no idea what will exist.i guarantee you 10 of those wont exist, look how many companies this year are already tanking

[Anonymous No.52420558]

>>52420517
If you're retarded just buy the index, that's what an index fund is for.

[Anonymous No.52420565]

Is this at all time low yet

[Anonymous No.52420579]

i'm itching to buy puts

[Anonymous No.52420583]

>>52420565
every day my nuts reach an all time low nigger

[Anonymous No.52420616]

>>52420544
So VTI is a small fee in exchange for a guarantee that I don't pick duds? I see the fee is 0.03% So basically 3 pennies on 100 dollars or 30 cents on 1,000 dollars or 3 dollars on 10,000 dollars. So like a cup of coffee...
Is there a greater than 0.03% chance I'm wrong about which stocks to buy? Yeah I suppose there is...
So VTI is the smartest long term investment in the stock market then?
Why the fuck do people buy anything else then?
>>52420558
I am retarded so I'm sure I'm wrong but all week I was thinking shit like "WTF there's no way people won't be eating Heinz mustard in 30 years"
So I was ready to start buying $KHC but that other anon sort of explained it to me. There IS a greater than 0,03% chance I'm wrong about people eating Heinz mustard in 30 years so VTI is the smarter choice
Ok thanks I'll just do that then I guess

[Anonymous No.52420648]

>>52420616
If you actually want to generate alpha by actively picking, you need to put in effort in keeping up with the companies. 'Just buy an index' is generic advice for people that either aren't willing or aren't able to go through that effort

[Anonymous No.52420650]

Are seizures a common jab side effect?

Also what can I short to hedge my long SPAC position? ARKK?

[Anonymous No.52420681]

>>52420650
It's not a side effect if it was intended

[Anonymous No.52420683]

>>52420648
Well I'm not actively interested in finance bs but I also don't really have anything better to do.
Just seems to my retarded brain that AAPL and BAC and MCD and KO and JNJ and shit like that will be around forever, and they don't charge me a 0.03% fee and they also pay a divedend so it would have been smarter to buy those than VTI but also I do actually think there is a greater than 0.03% chance that big governement outlaws the big mac or the next generation decide iphones are sus or whatever so I guess I'll just cuck and buy VTI IDK

[Anonymous No.52420688]

>Hey smg, important question here
Is this bearish for Tesla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWdE4ua9Q8

[Anonymous No.52420703]

>>52420372
Is playing pokemon go a good way to get some autistic pussy?

[Anonymous No.52420719]

>>52420683
If you can afford to sit on this board in this general and make trades and follow financial news instead of working a real job, then pick individual stocks. If you can't afford this then just throw it all in index ETF's until you do. Like maybe pick one dividend bearing company to invest in directly, and you better be able to trust them with your life. Then throw the rest in an ETF.

[Anonymous No.52420728]

>>52420386
Lumber bros...

[Anonymous No.52420749]

>>52420616
>Why the fuck do people buy anything else then
they think they're smarter than the market but most are wrong
Even the majority of professionally actively managed funds dont even out perform VTI. Just look at Cathie Wood's fund lol

Personally I do a combination of the two, mainly because I find it interesting. I'm barely beating the market over all time btw, it's not worth it to micromanage especially if youre a high income earner

[Anonymous No.52420758]

>>52420386
I thought the liberals running Oregon were pro-nature?

[Anonymous No.52420765]

>>52420616
Also, picking dividend stocks have an opportunity cost as well, even if you were right about all 30 companies still existing, they could still do worse than VTI, which has returned a lot of money the past 10 years. Over 200%.

[Anonymous No.52420766]

>>52420683
Nothing lasts forever. Most indeces have a set of requirements for being included and rotating companies in and out constantly. It's effectively a basic algorithm using fundamentals.

People thought US Steel Corp would be around forever in the 90s and 00s, it rotated out of the S&P 500 to be replaced by Tesla. If you feel like you don't want to make a decision when company X is no longer a good investment to company Y, an index will do some basic trading for you because of how they are managed. But as a trade off you won't always get ideal entry points, like how someone holding a Russell 3000 index bought more GME as its price went up or how a S&P 500 holder would have bought TSLA on December 2020.

[Anonymous No.52420782]

>>52420450
He ended up being right lol

[Anonymous No.52420848]

>>52420688
Tesla is a good cultural fit for them.

[Anonymous No.52420879]

>>52420766
>It's effectively a basic algorithm using fundamentals
While I don't disagree with it, it's an interesting way to consider it. SPY therefore, isn't necessarily made up of the best companies, just the biggest. The biggest companies return, in aggregate, 8-10% a year
This implies that fundamentals matter, but that isn't necessarily the case, since it depends on management and other intangible things you can't put a number on

[Anonymous No.52420914]

i need to make money this week to afford my peptide treatment. im like a politician on andrenochrome.

[Anonymous No.52420922]

>>52420879
At the end of the day it doesnt matter what is the best stock, it matters what the highest price is you can sell it for. That's why shorting companies is hard. It can go up for longer than you can stay solvent even if you have the best bear case known to man.

[Anonymous No.52420965]

>>52420879
Not just the biggest, I think the most important factor for the success of the S&P 500 is that it only includes companies with positive earnings. It has to rely on discrete fundamentals because it's not actively managed. Intangible factors like people and quality of assets is still a fundamental but not something a passive fund can aim for.

[Anonymous No.52420975]

How fucked will 2023 be?

[Anonymous No.52420986]

So /smg/bros, we bullish or bearish to year end?
What's your year end SPX number?

>>52420386
Cutting trees is actually green since you have to replant. Certainly beats plastics or fossil fuels.
If it was virgin woods then whoever sold shouldn't have or state should have disallowed it.

>>52415578
>>at least they got the house
>>>/pol/
/biz/ is about money.
not Q or maga shit

[Anonymous No.52420993]

>>52420965
Yeah, my stock screener uses positive earnings and positive cashflow to filter out dogshit companies. It's pretty good even with just those two basic fundamental concepts.

Can't believe how many people will put their money into an organization bleeding money. Would you feel good about giving money to a friend who can't afford rent every other month? It's not likely you will get it back.

[Anonymous No.52421007]

>>52420703
being chad gets you pussy
if you ain't getting pussy before pokemon go won't get you pussy autistic or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.52421074]

>>52420914
Is there any peptide that will heal my crippling elbow tendonitis?

[Anonymous No.52421101]

>>52421074
cod liver oil

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421104]

Reminder:
Short the fuck out of FTSE and GBPUSD because on Thursday both will crash when austerity and corporate tax hikes are announced

[Anonymous No.52421127]

>>52421074
face pulls lmao + rotator cuff resistance band work real slow low weight lel

[Anonymous No.52421157]

>>52420986
380 is my prediction but could be higher or lower depending on how much the market cares about JPow. We have seen that any whiff of good news is going to pump the market huge at this point and JPow is starting to be ignored

[Anonymous No.52421164]

>>52421074
masturbate vigouorously

[Anonymous No.52421174]

We're all going to lose a lot of money this week. Like, a lot.

[Anonymous No.52421180]

>>52421104
Priced in

[Anonymous No.52421193]

>>52421074
look into BPC 157 or Thymosin Beta-4.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421206]

>>52421180
Impossible, since it hasn't been announced yet, and rumours only started Friday (which didn't fall)

[Anonymous No.52421209]

>>52421174
Based PBF reader

[Anonymous No.52421286]

My joggers in Christ, what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.52421294]

>>52420703
>>52421007
Let's stay focused here. We're trying to get autistic pussy. Ok. Anime conventions? But not the obvious ones. MMO conventions. Let's go to one I'll meet you there.

[Anonymous No.52421298]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52421316]

>>52420758
Anything west of the Cascade mountain range may as well be Alabama for how red it leans.

[Anonymous No.52421333]

>>52420758
>>52421316
Fugg, meant east towards Idaho. West is blue.

[Anonymous No.52421337]

Holy shit they're the worst. Not sure how to invest with this

[Anonymous No.52421430]

>>52420517
VTI outperforms dividend stocks in the very long term (over decades) even with reinvesting. Dividend stocks or REITs are good for when you have made it and just want to live off the income rather than invest it. Anyway, individual stocks have a consentration of risk so if you're gonna go down the dividend route just pick up a dividend related index fund/etf

[Anonymous No.52421452]

>>52421074
>>52421074
Give your elbows a few weeks off from lifting. No bench press, no curls, no swimming,
Eat meat and yogurt and take a multivitamin
go to bed before 10pm and get eight hours of sleep.
Stop alcohol, smoke, drugs, etc.
Run

[Anonymous No.52421499]

>>52421298
It always dips during euro hours. Given clown world we're likely gonna have a turn and close the day neon green for reasons

[Anonymous No.52421513]

>>52420965
>>52420993
Didn't realize that you can screen for +FCF, but that's something I always consider when looking at individual tickers

[Anonymous No.52421518]

I pray the LORD GOD Almighty to walk with you sons as you make your investments and trades this week in these times of great and increasing uncertainty. May (You) tune into the voice of the Shepherd and hear His guidance through the valleys of the shadow of death, and follow it in each moment of buys, sells, and holds despite the noises of manipulating confusion being inflicted upon you by the synagogue of Satan as (((they))) attempt to drag you into the pits of ruin. Hold onto Him no matter how scary things might seem in the overt manifestations of Babylon, in which we are mere strangers and pilgrims passing through as citizens only of His eternal kingdom.

[Anonymous No.52421522]

>>52421499
I just like to post fun webms. Whether they actually correspond to futures is incidental

[Anonymous No.52421530]

>>52420681
Is it though?

[Anonymous No.52421542]

>>52421522
ASTS earnings call's today afterhours lads. 5PM Jewtropolis time.

[Anonymous No.52421548]

>>52421522
It was a fine webm

[Anonymous No.52421558]

crypto is hitting fresh lows, is this the week when the music finally stops?

[Anonymous No.52421569]

>>52421558
Apparently crypto.com is having..... issues

[Anonymous No.52421571]

>>52421074
BPC157 might, check it out

[Anonymous No.52421578]

>>52421518
Are you the same financial advisor that Cathy Woods uses? I think I'd rather trust Moses with my sheckles

[Anonymous No.52421618]

Any fellow smg bros feeling smug about the entire crypto situation??

[Anonymous No.52421700]

>>52421618
I'm only short stocks because crypto started correlating with the NASD-ACK, so it made sense to cut out the middle man. Otherwise I would be all crypto.

[Anonymous No.52421715]

prepare you anus faggot

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421730]

Bobros, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.52421737]

>>52421618
eh, I mean sorta. Pretty sad swallowing the black pill that zoomers and some boomers are so retarded that they fell for an obvious ponzi. Furthermore, it's one that literally destroys energy and is the opposite of value. Seeing losers and reddit crying about losing their child's college fun to jeets is kinda funny though.
Hard part is realizing just how stupid and pathetic the masses are. Makes you reconsider your positions on freedom vs. tyranny- now I sorta understand why they want to own and control people.

[Anonymous No.52421741]

Midwit question, but why does log scale matter? You're still looking at the exact same data

[Anonymous No.52421755]

>>52421522

[Anonymous No.52421766]

Also, since I haven't been paying attention to the markets as of late (got out last year), what's going on with these rallies? Noticed a huge pump last week despite Dems keeping control. Doesn't that mean that stagflation is permanent and that we're going to inflate to Zimbabwe?
Shouldn't the markets be crashing? I sorta figured we'd be in a depression by now.

[Anonymous No.52421786]

>>52421766
CPI lower than expected means Fed rape hikes ending sooner than expected. Bullish impulse -> short squeeze. Not much more than that, the overall trend is still the Fed balance sheet + RRP + TGA decreasing in line with the S&P.

[Anonymous No.52421795]

>>52421558
>>52421569

Hey fellas. What do you call this pattern? I'm not asking for a friend - I'm asking for me because I think it's funny lol

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421839]

>>52421786
Is CPI under 2% already?
Has unemployment hit 10%?

[Anonymous No.52421850]

>>52421839
I agree. But it doesn't matter if the Fed hits their targets *now*, only that the market now expects they'll hit them *sooner*.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421857]

>>52421795
I will buy it off you for a single tulip. Or a beanie baby if you prefer

[Anonymous No.52421873]

>>52421786
huh, I thought the consensus was that the Fed had no means of taming the inflation? I thought we were supposed to see financial collapse regardless of what they do? How are stocks not crashing despite white collar workers being laid-off??

[Anonymous No.52421881]

>>52421795
The nihil novi sub sole. This is Bitcoin re-enacting November 2018 with prices 3x'd.

[Anonymous No.52421893]

>>52420372
So are we still going to pump even though crypto is crashing?

[Anonymous No.52421895]

>>52421737
It's not just stupid people. It's the human greed element. Issac Newton got caught up in the south sea bubble, and he was one of the most brilliant minds of all time.

[Anonymous No.52421896]

>>52421850
what "targets"?? They just think the inflation will diminish on its own? Have they zoomed out on the S&P? Since 2008, it's been exponential. How the fuck is that acceptable or even real?

[Anonymous No.52421907]

>>52421873
>I thought the consensus was that the Fed had no means of taming the inflation?
By strangling consumer, auto, and home credit they definitely can. They're just not the ideal actor to address it when compared to, say, not-incompetent supply chain management or better use of our energy and labor resources.

>I thought we were supposed to see financial collapse regardless of what they do?
Look up what happened to the UK pension funds a couple weeks ago. We're already having some Lehmans and Bears.

>How are stocks not crashing despite white collar workers being laid-off??
Uh, don't check your 401k for the first time this year.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421916]

>Mr Hunt was asked by the BBC if taxes would go up, to which Mr Hunt replied: “We are going to see everybody paying more tax, we are going to see spending cuts, but I think it’s very important to say that we are a resilient country.”

[Anonymous No.52421931]

>>52421916
I have a $100 EURGBP short, they better crash soon

[Anonymous No.52421934]

>>52421896
Asset price inflation doesn't proc CPI directly, since only the top 10% (really the top 1%, or the top 0.1%) benefit from that wealth effect. Ergo it's not in their formal CPI/PCE + U-3/U-6 dual mandate.

[Anonymous No.52421939]

Crypto crash is just pure schudenfruden kino

[Anonymous No.52421944]

>>52421916
How's austerity's track record? Genuinely curious if there've been countries that have legitimately pulled it off.

[Anonymous No.52421951]

>>52420986
>money.
>not Q or maga shit

politics determine the economic policy which heavily influences the economy and markets you fucking retard.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52421958]

>>52421931
That means you are long gbp, dumbass

[Anonymous No.52421983]

>>52421944
The poor get fucked and everyone else moves on with their lives, like every single time it's ever happened before.

[Anonymous No.52421986]

>>52421916
>Energy crisis causes massive inflation
>Print money and subsidize energy bills
>Currency falls
>Inflation.jpg
>Hike rates to save currency
>Crushes pension funds and economy
>windfall tax on energy companies to be absolutely sure there is no reason to invest in domestic energy
>Inflation
>Cut budget and raise taxes
>Economy keeps tanking
T.T.TTT.TTTTAKE THAT PUTIN!

[Anonymous No.52421988]

>>52421907
haven't checked, but I got most of net worth out into cash last year. Wouldn't strangling credit just make things worse? We'll have massive foreclosures, and yet they'll keep the stock markets pumping? How is Apple even making earnings? No one is out buying random electronics right now.

[Anonymous No.52421997]

>>52421983
Well you may not have noticed, but we're in /smg/. As policy, none of us give a shit about the poor.

Now how can we expect the gilt market to play out?

[Anonymous No.52422020]

>>52421988
>wouldn't strangling credit make things worse?
Immensely, for the average person. Unfortunately it takes about that level of bumfuckery to get larger institutional lenders to unfuck themselves or get their dicks cut off and thrown in the fire if they don't. Also nobody cares about regular people and they'd grind you into dust if it meant one more penny on an earnings report. Everything is fake and gay. Stop thinking about it and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.52422025]

>>52421997
>>52421997
FTSE index is just going to crab, they're dumb boring faggots. they dont even get rid of their pedophile royalty

[Anonymous No.52422035]

>>52421997
Imagine all of Europe getting cucked at the same time. That's basically it.

[Anonymous No.52422039]

>>52421786
>CPI lower than expected means Fed rape hikes ending sooner than expected

You niggers have been repeating this since June.

[Anonymous No.52422058]

Does anyone have a bond buyers guide? Preferably for risky bonds like 15-20%. I'm willing to bet on near bankrupt companies big fat payments. I have never once bought a bond

[Anonymous No.52422059]

>>52421795
Double Top

[Anonymous No.52422068]

>>52421988
>Wouldn't strangling credit just make things worse?
The oil baron crowd speculated about that a few months back but ESG starved the industry of loans already and previous crashes instilled such fiscal discipline that energy production isn't all that sensitive to credit availability.

Other than that, we have a shortage of cars so cutting off auto loans helps there. We have a shortage of homes so cutting off mortgages helps there (look up OER and tear your hair out btw). Forcing people to cut back on credit card usage via 30% interest rates will also throw the recessionary skids on inflation. So rate hikes work, they're just messy.

>We'll have massive foreclosures, and yet they'll keep the stock markets pumping?
Markets have been crashing, which is, per Powell's explicit comments in prepared speeches, also an intended policy result. Reverse wealth effect.

>How is Apple even making earnings? No one is out buying random electronics right now.
Some people clearly are. But AAPL is also getting rekt by consumers starting to pull back.

[Anonymous No.52422092]

>>52422039
Hey, I'm not in that crowd, I'm just explaining the market's reaction. And one day they will be right.

Of course the Fed pivot will coincide with a -5% GDP release or something but that'll happen before any of us expect.

[Anonymous No.52422105]

>>52421983
>caring about the poor
anon get real, the fact is that poor people have a low lifespan, and the ones that don't (me) found the "strength within" to pull themselves away from that cycle, the rest of them are doomed to die by 35 from drunk driving overdoses or poor decision making
tune into your sociopathic side, you'll make it faster that way

[Anonymous No.52422111]

How we feeling soxs sissies??

[Anonymous No.52422118]

>>52421988
The fed raises interest so that employers lay people off. When enough people are laid off there's a drop in demand.

That's how the Fed fixes things.

>Anon, I need you off your feet for a while so I'm gonna take this sledge hammer to your knees. That should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.52422132]

>>52422068
Almost every oil company is aiming for zero net debt. Banks wont lend because of the ESG social credit scam, so companies are just going to pay off debt then pump out cash. This will be a long cycle.

[Anonymous No.52422168]

>>52422105
They're also three missed meals away from stringing people up by their entrails and would throw you in a volcano for a chance at your wealth. It's unwise to ignore them at a policy level for reasons bigger than "but muh feefees hurted for da peeples dey b needin help". At any rate, Europe is fucked, England(Saudi Arabia 2; Not Just a Desert) is completely fucked, and it's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.52422206]

Cannabis bill better get signed into law soon or I a, gonna need to go back to the cage

[Anonymous No.52422207]

>WHY IS SOLANA PUMPING??????????????

[Anonymous No.52422217]

>>52421893
I dunno what was happening in 2014 in the stock market but 2018 had Fed Hikes which coincided with the crypto crash back then.

[Anonymous No.52422223]

I wish futures trading picked up earlier than 3am

[Anonymous No.52422225]

>>52422132
>ESG social credit scam
This is one of the things that needs to be ended.

also we should close our borders and stop importing niggers from Africa. Stop subsidizing nigger birthrates with food stamps. Stop section 8 from transplanting them from inner city ghettos to suburbs. Maybe even pay them reparations to give up citizenship and leave the country.

I think all of these policies could improve the economy and market of North America for centuries to come. Thank you for reading my blog.

Also dual citizenship (Israel) should not be allowed to run for political positions.

[Anonymous No.52422236]

Ok I'm a retard.

What does it mean if Chinese property dollar bonds are 'extreme'?

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1592019745406066693

[Anonymous No.52422242]

Why the fuck is it impossible to find an easy way to look up bond prices. THere's no way this thing has a 350% yield and this is canada's official database for bond info

[Anonymous No.52422250]

>>52422118
That's called a depression. Why hasn't it happened yet?

>>52422068
Right, but again, they're just inducing a depression. I assume things will spiral out of control quickly since people are already being laid-off. I figured we'd be in a financial nosedive by now; how have we not had a complete collapse yet? When does the pain start?

>>52422020
I have time to think about it tonight, and I'd rather make an informed play when the markets crash.

[Anonymous No.52422253]

>>52421795

[Anonymous No.52422261]

>>52422250
>That's called a depression. Why hasn't it happened yet

Even if it did happen the definition would be changed so then we wouldn't be in one.

[Anonymous No.52422268]

>>52422236
It means you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.52422291]

>futures

what the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.52422292]

>>52421294
I wish autistic girls were real

[Anonymous No.52422309]

>>52422292
No you don't. They're annoying and argue about dumb shit. And only talk about dumb shit. And send you pictures of bugs and other dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.52422330]

>>52422292
One just lost billions of dollars and crashed the crypto market, why would you want that in your life?

[Anonymous No.52422337]

>>52422242
That's probably the yield in basis points. Whatever database you're looking at should specify it.

>>52422250
>Right, but again, they're just inducing a depression. I assume things will spiral out of control quickly since people are already being laid-off. I figured we'd be in a financial nosedive by now; how have we not had a complete collapse yet? When does the pain start?
Weeks, months, maybe a couple quarters. We've only recently tripped the surefire "recession guaranteed and extremely imminent" yield curve inversions recently. And add to your 2022 meme research list the term "soft landing" alongside "OER".

[Anonymous No.52422384]

>>52422207
>CZ tweets that he wants the Chinese equivalent of quantitative easing

[Anonymous No.52422393]

>>52422337
Nah it's not. The rest are normal. Still can't find a bond screener. What the fuck, why are bondtrannies so secretive. You'd think there would be a good first result on google

[Anonymous No.52422412]

Kek, stop wasting yar money anon, just check Bspin.

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[Anonymous No.52422413]

>>52422250
>That's called a depression. Why hasn't it happened yet?
Because the US bailed out the jews in WWII and in return they bail out the dollar so it can bail out the broader world economy, running out of mana to keep the talmudic magic going for much longer though
>Right, but again, they're just inducing a depression. I assume things will spiral out of control quickly since people are already being laid-off. I figured we'd be in a financial nosedive by now; how have we not had a complete collapse yet? When does the pain start?
Midterms mostly, blowing things up during an election week is a great way to start a massive shitfest with no or few rules that gets messy in a hurry. Things will spiral when it becomes clear to the poors that the market isn't just being dumb as fuck and that media push is already getting started. Keeping the proles from completely chimping is about the only reason I personally have to believe that the fed won't go to actual rape-hike levels of 10% or higher within a year or two at most.
>I have time to think about it tonight, and I'd rather make an informed play when the markets crash.
When people start unironically offing themselves over losses, buy everything you can and sit on it for a decade or two until you get to have a turn playing baby boomer.

[Anonymous No.52422415]

>>52422337
>OER
Not familiar with this and when I Google it just says Open Education Resources

[Anonymous No.52422420]

>>52422309
Yo how is that different? They all do that.

[Anonymous No.52422423]

>>52422337
they could just slowly bleed this thing. We just sit around in stagflation rather than crashing into a depression. Fucking horrible time to be alive. I'd rather they just crash it so we can start rebuilding already. Wonder what the unemployment rate will look like. Rent is already becoming unaffordable.

[Anonymous No.52422451]

>>52422420
because they won't wear makeup or shave their legs.

[Anonymous No.52422458]

>>52422413
why are "Da JOOOOOS" posts always filled with garbage. You just assume things will start spiraling? /biz has been calling for a depression for nearly two years now and still nothing.
Maybe the media is just covering it up?

[Anonymous No.52422478]

>>52422292
They are, jews are turning them into trannies at a young age and you're doing nothing to protect them.

[Anonymous No.52422486]

>>52422458
>You just assume things will start spiraling

I mean everyone already explained why things will spiral. What do you have against antisemitism?

[Anonymous No.52422503]

>>52422451
Do they shave the puss at least? Some girls have really fine leg hair...

[Anonymous No.52422504]

>>52420517
Stock picking is hard. The companies you're talking about could also not exist, but more importantly you won't own the next Apple or Tesla. Research shows a small number of stocks contribute to most of the growth in the index. When buying a market cap weighted index like VTI, you are buying the entire stock market for extremely cheap, and will get exposure to a small company no ones ever heard of growing into the next Apple. The point is, the next market leaders will make up the bulk of the gains in VTI, but your portfolio wont them contain them. Look at AT&T, it's done nothing for 25 years. 25 years ago it would absolutely have been an obvious buy, it's a good company right? 97% of active managers fail to the beat the market index.

[Anonymous No.52422518]

>>52422250

>Right, but again, they're just inducing a depression. I assume things will spiral out of control quickly since people are already being laid-off. I figured we'd be in a financial nosedive by now; how have we not had a complete collapse yet? When does the pain start?

Basically, yeah. IMO it's been happening, but the jobs data has been cooked to hide it. You can't crank yields like this without really setting off a shitstorm. They've probably overdone it already.

The only slightly optimistic thing to point to is the giant RRP cash pile just sitting there waiting to buy the dip. This plus SLR changes basically means they could force the banks to buy the bond dip and pump stocks in the process. Is that enough firepower to mark the bottom or just tap the brakes who knows.

[Anonymous No.52422524]

[Anonymous No.52422549]

>>52422486
because it's retarded and derails everything. So stocks are going to crash? Yes. Cool, when and why? DA JJOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
And no, there's no global cabal of small hats running around rigging things again you. There is a global cabal (probably disproportionately Jewish), but I don't see how that's related to most religious Jews who live modest lives and are also fucked over by these guys.

[Anonymous No.52422555]

>>52422393
Well your broker, Interactive Brokers or whoever, should have a bond trading and research section. Plug in that Security ID and the same/similar info should pop up.

>>52422415
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/owners-equivalent-rent.asp Marvel at how retarded it is.

>>52422423
Lagged effects of interest rates and the non-linear nature of shit like financial panics means "just slowly bleed this thing" (aka "achieving a soft landing") is extremely, extremely difficult.

[Anonymous No.52422572]

>>52422458
>Garbage
You dumbass, I'm a hebrew-speaking jew and literally only exist because of US intervention in WWII. If you're denying they're the undisputed kings of finance you're just retarded.

[Anonymous No.52422573]

>>52422518
errrr, shouldn't the banks be collapsing if people are bankrupt and defaulting on their mortgages?

[Anonymous No.52422577]

cup n handle formed on futures, green incoming

[Anonymous No.52422580]

>>52422555
yeah i could do that for securities im already aware of but i want to sort by yield and find the shittiest god awful company and buy their bonds as an experiment

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52422583]

>British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak will call on the Group of 20 (G20) for coordinated action to address international economic instability and the rising cost of living in the wake of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, his government said on Monday.

[Anonymous No.52422604]

>>52421737
Imagine still thinking crypto is a Ponzi. It's not the first time some scam has brought down the prices. It will probably happen again as well. In a few years it will very easily be 5x where it's at today, while your vanguard fund will be below even after daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.52422620]

>>52422583
yes blame russia goy, not the fact we diversity hired this retard as finance chief of london and within weeks put all of our pensions in danger

[Anonymous No.52422641]

>>52421958
Eh? The ticker is EURGBP. If long, that means I am buying GBP. But I am shorting it, which means I am long euro and short gbp

[Anonymous No.52422650]

>>52422620
>He thinks anyone hired in the last year matters at all in what's going to happen
Bond bubble has been coming since the 80's and debt supercycle bubble has been coming since the early aughts, everyone in position now is literally just a patsy. Even the war is just a massive distraction.

[Anonymous No.52422673]

>>52422583
the UK will surrender to russia confirmed

[Anonymous No.52422690]

>>52422620
Just diversity hire the Prime Minister.

[Anonymous No.52422710]

>>52422641
>The ticker is EURUSD If long, that means I am buying USD. But I am shorting it, which means I am long euro and short USD
>The ticker is BTCUSD If long, that means I am buying USD. But I am shorting it, which means I am long BTC and short USD
What a fucking retard. You can't differentiate between asset currency and quote currency and what that means. Under your logic, it takes 139 USD to buy one 1 JPY, but that's not what USDJPY is.

[Anonymous No.52422732]

>>52422710
>it takes 139 USD to buy one 1 JPY
That is exactly what it means but I was also pulled out of much comfier timeline where Germany won and now I am forced to fight for survival on a jewish stock market.

[Anonymous No.52422749]

>>52422573

Could be yes. I really don't know how the banks will fare. Mortgage situation could get bad, but seems like it gets very political fast if people are losing homes. Esp if congress wants the banks to use their spare cash to buy bonds, I would guess regulatory changes and bailout schemes would show up fast.

[Anonymous No.52422751]

https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Results.jsp

alright i give up
i thought bonds would be easy to look up, but this shit is literally impossible to get any good info on. it's literally bugged half the time

[Anonymous No.52422760]

>>52422690
It’s going to shit so they’re dumping an unsolvable, unwinable situation on minorities, so later they can say well we tried but brown people just can’t perform.

[Anonymous No.52422784]

>>52422751
Here you go, anon. This should be what you're looking for, yes?

[Anonymous No.52422794]

>>52422760
They will also blame minorities for the situation.

>oy vey these brown people did it. It’s a Shoah!

[Anonymous No.52422818]

>>52422751
>>52422784
Again, just eyeballing it, if you assume the last column is basis points, dividing by 100 to get the yield seems to be ballpark correct. Lukoil's 6% coupon rate effectively tripling, for example.

[Anonymous No.52422826]

>>52422751
My only filters here were yields from 18-55% and a matury date >2022 so it's not expired already.

Half of these dont have a yield despite being one of two of my only search criteria. And almost all of them dont have a price. Wtf.

[Anonymous No.52422836]

>>52422760
Newton literally took Bri'ish mint that was in really deep shit and then turned it around.

And then he got bogged.
What I'm saying is niggers don't belong anywhere but Africa and Newton wasn't a smart man regardless of his successes as an economist.

[Anonymous No.52422853]

>>52422826
Now is not exactly a stellar time for junk bond liquidity. Plus the bond market is notoriously fragmented - think dark pools in stocks x 10. Morningstar might not be hooked into any places that *do* trade your 50% Haitian grocery store bonds.

[Anonymous No.52422858]

>>52422760
Or, more simply, fags and shit skins ruin nations.

[Anonymous No.52422866]

>>52422818
>>52422826
>>52422853
Ok mystery solved. I was using coupon rate as yield. Which obviously isnt the case unless your bond price is 100. Fuck me, it's been a while.

[Anonymous No.52422891]

>>52422583
How many more PMs will the UK go through before they get their shit together christ

[Anonymous No.52422990]

>>52422549
>And no, there's no global cabal of small hats running around rigging things again you.
>There is a global cabal (probably disproportionately Jewish)
Contradicting yourself in the very next sentence.
>but I don't see how that's related to most religious Jews who live modest lives and are also fucked over by these guys.
That has nothing to do with the topic.

You try to deny the existence of the global cabal of them by admitting there's a global cabal of them and changing the subject to irrelevant nobodies. At a time when the global cabal is out in the open with lists of names in public, like Biden's cabinet.

[Anonymous No.52422997]

Buddy look at bhenchode computer!

[Anonymous No.52423059]

>>52422891
All of them.

[Anonymous No.52423071]

>>52421333
The logging is in the west part.
Also, cutting down trees is green now because you can grow more and therefore collect more carbon. (Some greenies really say this now)

[Anonymous No.52423095]

>>52421741
Because price changes are precentage based which mean exponential. If you want to plot linear lines on an exponential plot then you log it

[Anonymous No.52423173]

>futures

https://youtu.be/JJl-mlUYNZE

[Anonymous No.52423179]

>>52422836
Tell me your thoughts on my ramblings.

>>52422225

[Anonymous No.52423199]

>>52422309
sounds great to be desu

[Anonymous No.52423211]

>>52422990
>At a time when the global cabal is out in the open with lists of names in public, like Biden's cabinet.

Or the ones that Kanye named

[Anonymous No.52423221]

>>52422710
Yeah looks like I got it backwards, but its better to find out now than when I have actual money involved

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52423227]

If you are long eur/gbp then you are long eur and short gbp.

If you are short eur/gbp then you are long gbp and short eur

[Anonymous No.52423233]

>>52422836
Interesting that the entire bubble only went on for two months. About the same with the tulip mania. Has the digital age actually caused markets to become more inefficient since you can reach a wider audience and make things sound more complicated?

[Anonymous No.52423238]

https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/BondDetail.jsp?ticker=C758703&symbol=BHC4634779

Tomorrow I will buy this shitty bond with a 35% yield and see what happens in a year. For a laugh look at this stock's historical price

[Anonymous No.52423243]

>>52423233
for nine months*

[Anonymous No.52423262]

>>52423238
>No reverse splits
What happened!?

[Anonymous No.52423350]

>>52422836
>newton
>an economist
>wasnt a smart man
I know it's getting late in the US but damn

[Anonymous No.52423354]

>>52423262
Probably a pharma research company that didnt get FDA approval

[Anonymous No.52423361]

henlo esemgee
how r u 2daye? :)

waht is ur're plan 4 tha mraket this week?

[Anonymous No.52423404]

>>52423233
I think bubbles last longer now because there's more capital to invest, spread out over more countries and institutions, and those investors are all linked by the internet

[Anonymous No.52423408]

>>52420372
Guys guys
I'll be receiving 35% dividend from my oil company investment in my 3rd world shithole which is at all time low for some retarded reason like everyone falling for the jewish & chinese electric car meme.
Im gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.52423422]

>>52423408
thats niec anone :)
eyem hapy 4 u :)

[Anonymous No.52423476]

>>52423354
>>52423262
>>52423354
nope it was a roll-up company that took on too much debt, it has like 15 billion in debt with 500m earnings lmao.

it's actually a good company with a p/e of 10 if you ignore their debt.
that's why i thought google would fail too, they are just acquiring companies and not doing anything on their own, they dont have insane debt like this one, but the idea is the same, you can only do that for so long before your acquisitions fuck you in the ass

[Anonymous No.52423490]

>>52423408
uranium chads raise up

[Anonymous No.52423501]

>>52423476
Sounds like a government front. Probably a solid investment.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52423527]

Wtf was that FTSE pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.52423549]

>>52423408
35% paid in 1 go? How bad are you down on it?

[Anonymous No.52423558]

>>52423476
Uktra high PE isn’t a problem. You use it to merge with a small company at favorable terms. Then the small company’s profits give your shitty orofits a big boost. You point to your great earnings growth rate as justification for your extreme PE.

[Anonymous No.52423561]

>>52423527
I have a feeling you may not bank on those puts

[Anonymous No.52423571]

>>52420450
>my grandad told me when the japanese were buying up all the land in the 80s not to worry about it because the jews would figure out a way to scam them out of their money

the USA ended up fucking Japan so badly in the late 80s they still havent recovered. your grandad was right.

[Anonymous No.52423602]

>>52423549
next year 2 givings feb and august
Im actually up 3.23%
I was trading nickel mining companies but dumped it when chinks lockdown and rolled to oil
>>52423490
I'll open a us broker account when the market crash
I dont want jews locking up my funds

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52423605]

>Rishi Sunak was warned on Monday that Britain risks being the first G7 wealthy nation to slip into recession and the last one out of it.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52423623]

>FTX Japan tells customers funds are ‘segregated’ from parent company

[Anonymous No.52423626]

>>52421294
>>52422292
>>52422330
>>52422478
>autism girls
Nah. You're just fetishizing a fantasized version of what isn't really great in real life.
Girls with autism are just like normal women except you're getting extra social retardation with extra work.
It's not right even if you're also an autist looking for the easy out.

What you should look for is the tomboy girl. She'll be your bro, but with tits and vagina. Also less carrying in that relationship.

[Anonymous No.52423648]

>>52423605
>risks being the first
The US is currently in and has been in a recession (according to the classical definition set by Harvard Business School) for some time now. Is it too late to make a law where attempting to change the definition of a word is considered treason? But yeah the bongs are so mercilessly boned it's almost hard to laugh at. Almost.

[Anonymous No.52423677]

>>52423626
Based and true, literally autistic chicks suck. "Autistic" chicks that are just based and redpilled using autist as a dogwhistle label for other based and redpilled people can be cool but can also suck. 'Sperg chicks can be cool if you're also a 'sperg. Tomboys are the best and exceedingly rare.

[Anonymous No.52423682]

>>52423408
>35% divs
Normally you'd post a ticker or most people would just ignore you, but you post 2D qt so that's why I and other even respond.

I got some nat gas exposure at the pandemic bottom. ERF
Also some SHEL early 2021.
Both paying off pretty well compared to tech stocks ATM.
Sort of tempted to sell high and shift into tech, but I could be making a mistake if sector leadership changes as Ukraine drags on, economy doesn't slow, china reopens w/o war, and Fed rates don't drop.

[Anonymous No.52423710]

>>52423677
>>52422478
Also wanted to say. It's the ones that the media are after. Media agenda want to convert tomboys into butch lesbian femnazis who hate men or F-T-M.

[Anonymous No.52423726]

>>52423682
Its shell in but 3rd world country
>>52423605
Weaker bong money also benefits in terms of lower costs from exchange rate. cause oil transactions are in terms of gbp

[Anonymous No.52423735]

>>52423682
oh shit totally forgot i had a position in 2x nat gas. futures up 5% today, looks like im making money

[Anonymous No.52423754]

>>52423726
Russia, China, or Brazil?

Stop dodging the question

[Anonymous No.52423756]

ZELENSKY IS TALKING ABOUT PEACE NOW

[Anonymous No.52423770]

>>52423754
Fuck your bullshit petrodollar
I wont tell

[Anonymous No.52423774]

Choose your gf

[Anonymous No.52423787]

>>52423710
Basically. It's like in the span of a generation people lost the ability to be whole people and can only think in broad generalizations of masculinity and femininity. I think plastering roided up dudes and female fitness models everywhere to sell shit wasn't the best idea.

[Anonymous No.52423797]

Oh no soxl sisters...

[Anonymous No.52423805]

>>52423756
lmao of course, already got his billions so no reason to launder anymore cash

[Anonymous No.52423809]

>>52423787
What? It's the opposite

[Anonymous No.52423823]

>>52423756
Of course he is, cats out of the bag

[Anonymous No.52423834]

>>52423756

[Anonymous No.52423850]

>>52423823
2 of them are jew

[Anonymous No.52423861]

>>52423809
It's late and I'm retarded. I meant it seems like instead of just being an effete straight dude or butch straight chick, people are just deciding to transition as some kind of retarded kneejerk reaction to not fitting into the predefined Chad or Stacy mold that only exists to sell shit. "Welp I'm not 6'5 and ripped with a giant pendulous dong, better go be a woman" or "Welp I have broad shoulders for a lady and my tits aren't the size of beachballs to compensate, better go take test and lose my hair and be a dude". Like, nah - just be you. It's like people forgot how to be themselves. Everything has to have a label and everyone has to fit into a mold and it's the fakest, gayest, saddest bullshit about existing in current year. Clownworld I could handle. Clownpeople make me want to explode. That kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.52423873]

>>52423770
Just means you're making shit up.

Disappointing

[Anonymous No.52423878]

>>52423861
It's like the difference between deciding to be gay because you like assplay versus just telling your wife to strap up once in a while to scratch the itch and move on. The latter is still gay but it's at least sensible, the former is just retarded for the majority of people that decide to go down that road and a ton of them regret it or die because hormones without medical supervision is a really fast and easy way to die.

[Anonymous No.52423883]

>>52423861
>some kind of retarded kneejerk reaction to not fitting into the predefined Chad or Stacy mold that only exists to sell shit

funny thing is evergreen if they transition that doesn't mean you just get to be Chad. Lmao someone post the girl who thought she would live an easy life as chad but instead went bald

[Anonymous No.52423904]

>>52423861
https://youtube.com/shorts/utmIJoW878A?feature=share

[Anonymous No.52423905]

>>52423873
What's the point of making shit up, I'll just post it next year.
No foreigners cares about my local stock market right now.

[Anonymous No.52423919]

>>52423861
Just Bee yourself is solid advice for kids

[Anonymous No.52423989]

>>52423919
I remember the before times. When twinks weren't twinks, they were horse jockeys and racecar drivers and professional marksmen. When bears were blacksmiths. When otters were soldiers. When there wasn't some gay-ass otherkin animal name for somatotypes that get fetishized. When the big 'ol dyke ladies were the lunchladies and still got hard dick from their husband 2-3x a week. I think that fucker than did the experiment with rats in a utopia was onto something, folks just pick gay instead of building out their own skilltree just because they're locked out of the meta build. Pisses me the fuck off.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52423995]

Bobros, we are fucking back

[Anonymous No.52423997]

AMZN stock already over -1% down, what could this mean?

[Anonymous No.52424009]

>>52423997
Snap back to reality.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52424013]

Crypto about to tank

[Anonymous No.52424044]

>>52423408
what do you expect to happen to share price on the ex-dividend day?

[Anonymous No.52424115]

I guess the fed will keep on raising rates until something inevitably breaks and fucks us all over into a depression.

[Anonymous No.52424143]

>>52424115
God willing

[Anonymous No.52424148]

>>52420372
Oh my God
I'm gonna coom

[Anonymous No.52424151]

>>52424115
This exactly has been their plan for more than a year now but at least you noticed. Sad part is there's really no other way to handle things.

[Anonymous No.52424204]

>>52424148
huh, guess that explains the shitty futures kek

[Anonymous No.52424246]

>>52423989
Lol true, ah that's why those twinks love getting hummed. It's a ancient genetic memory of them remembering the grind of such a powerful beast of a horse. Man science is fun

[Anonymous No.52424258]

>>52424246
Humped*

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52424318]

You OK there mumu?

[Anonymous No.52424343]

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[Anonymous No.52424350]

the correction this week is going to be glorious

[Anonymous No.52424364]

>>52424148
So, soon all the business faggots from London will leave for Paris and England will be nothing but a bunch of chavs and muslims. How will that play out?

[Anonymous No.52424472]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.52424477]

>>52422572
I feel like jews are the most antisemitic of all.

[Anonymous No.52424502]

>>52424013
Pray for El Salvador.

[Anonymous No.52424518]

It's only money

[Anonymous No.52424521]

What a shocker

[Anonymous No.52424527]

>>52424350
That massive pump from thursday and friday last week are going to be all for nothing this week and it will all be lost.

[Anonymous No.52424581]

>>52422572

[Anonymous No.52424618]

>>52424521
Ukrainian government means holocaust people

[Anonymous No.52424681]

>>52424527
>>52424350
thanks just bought calls

[Anonymous No.52424706]

>>52424681
Well I'm not jewish, so I can't buy calls til after the bell

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52424708]

Look at ASX200 and CAC charts

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52424729]

>UK Economy ‘Permanently Damaged by Brexit’: Michael Saunders

[Anonymous No.52424743]

>>52423774
The one without herpes

[Anonymous No.52424747]

>>52424729
translation from holocaust speak - the sanctions on russia have diminished the use of our trusts to move capital

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52424762]

Under the five-point economic action plan, the Prime Minister will call on fellow leaders to:

Direct government support to where it’s most needed. Using government support effectively to prioritise the most vulnerable, both in our own countries and internationally.

End the weaponisation of food production and distribution. Taking immediate action to support the global food trade to reduce the cost of living for all and save the lives of those at risk of starvation. This includes calling for the Black Sea Grain Initiative to be renewed on 19th November and a G20-wide commitment never to weaponise food production and distribution.

Strengthen our energy security and reduce energy dependence on Russia. We must bring an end Russia’s stranglehold over international energy prices. As part of these efforts we will work with partners to unlock the investment needed to accelerate the green transition – the best way of protecting ourselves from those who have perpetually used hydrocarbons to bully and coerce.

Open up global trade. This includes by advancing bilateral free trade agreements and through reform of the World Trade Organization. We need a WTO fit to release the opportunities of the 21st century while tackling the manipulation of global markets by malign actors.

Providing honest, reliable finance to help developing countries grow sustainably. Ensuring that the international financial system has the firepower needed to help developing countries grow without becoming dependent on their lenders. This includes rapid action to help poor countries better manage their debt burdens and providing an alternative to developing countries borrowing from exploitative sources.

[Anonymous No.52424807]

>>52421294
You’re crazy. My brother had an autist woman he lived with, and she was okay to be around, but she went fucking crazy last year because the social pressure became too much and is now a literal tattooed whore. If she is any indication you don’t touch these women with a ten foot pole if you can help it

[Anonymous No.52424827]

>>52424618
Jews being involved in this is just another coincidence, goy

[Anonymous No.52424831]

>>52422253
Delete this

[Anonymous No.52424848]

>>52424831
>t. Newton

[Anonymous No.52424849]

>>52423997
Peak inflation means deflation is here. There's never been a magical soft landing, we're headed for a bad recession.

[Anonymous No.52424873]

>>52423350
AS an economist, learn to read ESL.

[Anonymous No.52424875]

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[Anonymous No.52424888]

>>52424318

[Anonymous No.52424899]

just another 1000 points nasd-ack pump.. please.. the village is hungry..

[Anonymous No.52424904]

>>52424875
I hope a violent pack of niggers rapes your asshole into a flesh tulip then beheads you.

[Anonymous No.52424909]

>>52424888
Uh oh. Got triple 8's as well. Fuck

[Anonymous No.52424968]

thoughts on Waste Management? ticker symbol WM

link somewhat related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bAwochVn8

[Anonymous No.52424995]

>>52424888
Checked

[Anonymous No.52425014]

>>52423861
>Like, nah - just be you. It's like people forgot how to be themselves. Everything has to have a label and everyone has to fit into a mold and it's the fakest, gayest, saddest bullshit about existing in current year.
It's very amusing to me that this social order is held up and perpetuated by the same people who were apparently rebelling against such labels when they were youths.

[Anonymous No.52425058]

>>52420517
>>52420544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_f8GV0yYM
>Stocks are not lottery tickets
Literally just dont buy unprofitable, heavily indebted companies. Its that easy. Vid rel should be in the OP.

[Anonymous No.52425169]

>>52424849
>bad recession

more like depression from the looks of things

[Anonymous No.52425227]

>>52420372

Aeva

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

[Anonymous No.52425299]

>>52421896
wtf line go up alot unacceptable!

[Anonymous No.52425307]

I just got a 6% indexation raise at work with a promise that I will receive a proposal later today for a further raise. Not bad for a random wagie. Time to immediately throw the extra money at stocks.

[Anonymous No.52425339]

Why clean your room if nobody visits you anyway?
Why wash your penis if nobody is every going to touch it anyway?

[Anonymous No.52425384]

>>52425339
the reward of a clean room is having a clean room. be selfish with your cleanliness. you are doing it for yourself, as a mark that you are a disciplined, clean individual above unwashed masses with no self control. this is also why making your own bed is based, you are signalling to yourself that it is time to get things done, not rest

[Anonymous No.52425392]

>>52421896
> t. your average chart analyzer who refuses to do actual research and dismisses everything as unreal based on straight lines

[Anonymous No.52425459]

>>52423774
Give me a qrd on the 3dpd girl. I dont like to sully myself in the crypto pits so ive only seen a bunch of thumbnails. is she related to the ftx thing?

[Anonymous No.52425471]

>>52425459
Basic Gestalt of the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFhnpf-IE0

[Anonymous No.52425495]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52425518]

>>52422291
>Bankman on his way to Israel.webm

[Anonymous No.52425546]

>>52425339
For some reason I get twice as high in a clean room on any drug than a dirty one. Messes just aren't comfy.

[Anonymous No.52425557]

>>52425471
who is the ratty white girl? i'm not watching 26 minutes of crosseyed cryptards talking about misused investor funds

[Anonymous No.52425598]

good fucking morning bobros

[Anonymous No.52425650]

So, what kind of shenanigans are we in for this week?

[Anonymous No.52425670]

>>52425650
violent crab imo. pumped too hard last week to keep going up for a while but pivooting is still on the menu. call it consolidation if youre a bull, or double/triple topping if youre a bear.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52425675]

It does not matter if your room is untidy. What matters is how much chitin you inhale due to the amount of dust, and dust is dead human cells. Chitin is very, very, very bad for you. And when they tell you to eat ze bugs, DO NOT EAT THEM

[Anonymous No.52425706]

>>52425557
>>52425471
i apologize in retrospect. this youtube guy is very entertaining and i subscribed. listening now.

[Anonymous No.52425753]

>>52425675
>>52425675
You will eat ze toxic ground up bug exoskeletons and powdered crickets we sneak into ze cheese puffs snacks for pleb kids...and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.52425762]

prediction:
market needs to give back and consolidate
however, market doesn't want people those who are short, expecting the pullback to make any money
so you pump it close to or at open, maybe even go green for the day - everyone who is short or has puts sells them for a loss, and goes long
then starting around 1 hour after open, make the real move to the downside occur - they're all now trapped long, and if they want to go short will have to pay out the ass
market maker fleeces you, again
as it has been predicted, so it shall be

[Anonymous No.52425771]

It's a bull market again, dips will be no more than 0,5% and last for a few minutes

[Anonymous No.52425818]

>>52425706
No problem.
The article that he talks about is actually real by the way.
archive DOT ph/qFJJN#selection-395.0-398.0

[Anonymous No.52425820]

>>52425762
we should thank the goy bears for keeping us afloat

[Anonymous No.52425822]

How to get off ride?

[Anonymous No.52425863]

>>52425818
https://unusualwhales.com/news/ukraine-government-partnered-with-ftx-for-crypto-to-fiat-donations
Found this as well.

>ukraine invests at least 50M in FTX
>SBF borrows more than 50M from FTX through Alameda
>donates 50M to DNC
I wonder if the FBI will look into this.

[Anonymous No.52425872]

>>52425822

[Anonymous No.52425885]

why tf is AMC breaking out like this? earnings were fucking down
is this a fucking bear market rally and if so when does it get smashed into fuck

[Anonymous No.52425893]

>>52425872
Yea, that's kinda what I was a afraid of

[Anonymous No.52425927]

>>52425885
Fuck off
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.52425932]

fucking AMC nearly at $8 in premarket
>>52425927
i'm shorting it you fucking spastic fuck off and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.52425936]

>>52425863
Yea I'm sure theyll get right on it, and then conclude that there is nothing to see here, that those Jewish Democrat party kickbacks being laundered through Ukraine is just a huge coincidence

[Anonymous No.52425945]

>>52425471
Why is he posting pictures of Phil Spector when mentioning Bankman-Fried?

[Anonymous No.52425948]

>>52425932
Back to your containment thread, faggot

[Anonymous No.52425957]

>>52425948
what containment thread, cunt, this *is* the containment thread
again, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.52425974]

>>52425957
Newfag

[Anonymous No.52425975]

Maybe britbong inflation can give bears some hope

[Anonymous No.52425985]

>>52425975
>the trash island is sinking that means US is sinking
The bong cope will never stop being funny.

[Anonymous No.52425988]

DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.52426011]

>didn't lock in gains last week because i was 1 green day away from being green again

[Anonymous No.52426012]

>>52425957
Any mention of memestocks tends to send a portion of smg into a frenzy because it always causes shitfights and increased jeetery. As for why it's going up, probably has something to do with ftx having tokenized shares of stock for the company that were backed by nothing and all those """"shares"""" (all 400,000,000 of them) just disappeared. Because if you want to regulate crypto into nothing, use it to cross contaminate the equities markets and start a crash and piss everyone off royally.

Do NOT short memestocks. You WILL beclown yourself. If you must short them then fucking hedge with longs.

[Anonymous No.52426020]

Kek we’re gonna open green

[Anonymous No.52426034]

>>52426012
>Do NOT short memestocks. You WILL beclown yourself. If you must short them then fucking hedge with longs.
The sad part is I knew not to short memestocks and I did it anyway because I thought this was obviously a bear market rally. I should have waited it out.

[Anonymous No.52426035]

>>52426020
Smelly green ;)

[Anonymous No.52426054]

>>52426012
>>52426034
not only that, AMC had shitty earnings. but yeah I am going to be more careful. probably going to take a hit on this one, idk yet. I might sell after the opening dump and eat the L.

[Anonymous No.52426060]

>>52425471
MFW no sultry wood nymph gf broker

[Anonymous No.52426075]

>>52426034
Always hedge. Even if it's just barely enough to keep you from roping in the event you're wrong, always fucking hedge. As for your current situation I'd say either bail after the market open dump or buy a long and eat the extra cost for doing it now. Today will almost certainly be another nothingburger for memestocks but there's a real chance it isn't and if not today then in the next few months depending on how far out the can may still be kicked.

[Anonymous No.52426082]

>>52426078
>>52426078
>>52426078
new
>>52426078
>>52426078
>>52426078
new

[Anonymous No.52426099]

I watched a popcorn company go from 4b market cap to 50b dam must be some good tasting popcorn why cant that happen to CNK

[Anonymous No.52426138]

>>52426075
>Today will almost certainly be another nothingburger
God willing.