/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.52286607]

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

previous >>52281281

[Anonymous No.52286619]

this board was buying up soxl at 25+ for months and now you retards had a chance to get in at 6 dollars and you missed it

[Anonymous No.52286626]

I am so fucking tired of these gay ass retarded nonsensical fake pumps every fucking day for a month fucking straight. Hope Joe's finna do it and kill the fuckin market once reds win.

[Anonymous No.52286630]

Aaaaa we're reaching levels not seen since...
5 months ago!

This is not the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52286634]

RIDE calls?

[Anonymous No.52286635]

Powell:
>there will be pain
>you will lose your job
>we will definitely overtighten
>higher rates forever until the economy crashes
How can anyone be bullish right now? The Fed has admitted that they will overtighten until the economy collapses and then start to stimulate again. Why is the market pricing in a soft landing?

[Anonymous No.52286640]

I'm hedged to the tits, can't stand having my long portfolio heemed down to -40% for a third time this year

[Anonymous No.52286641]

they just added $44 strike for DWAC calls, how do i set a decent bid for them since this is a new strike from yesterday

[Anonymous No.52286645]

Yields.....

[Anonymous No.52286644]

>>52286619
buying 100 shares at 6 only brought down my average cost to 20ish

[Anonymous No.52286646]

Nice little 24 hour gain. Bought too early, sold too early, imperfect timing, but can’t complain - breaking free from the disposition effect 1 day at a time
buy KOLD $13.82 x1000 yesterday
sell KOLD $15.45 x1000 today
$1.63 x 1000 = $1,630 ---> +11.8% on the trade
Thanks natty gas

[Anonymous No.52286652]

Skywater(SKYT) beat earnings
>While the overall semiconductor industry is experiencing softening business conditions, as we enter 2023, we at SkyWater believe our business is relatively decoupled from the drivers of overall macro weakness. This is due to our unique business model, in which R&D programs and strategic long-term investments drive the majority of our revenues, as well as our focus on end markets and applications that continue to experience strong levels of investment. Furthermore, we believe we are particularly well-positioned to benefit from the increased level of investments in the domestic semiconductor ecosystem that are expected to strengthen through the remainder of the decade.

[Anonymous No.52286653]

>>52286635
midterms, two worst months of the year behind us, santarally.

[Anonymous No.52286657]

>>52286645
How do we make her lift her legs?

[Anonymous No.52286666]

>soxl back above $10

[Anonymous No.52286672]

>>52286653
...is the copium everyone is spewing. Retail MUST be heemed.

[Anonymous No.52286675]

ok wtf? dollar down, gold down, bitcorn down, oil down, futes up. This is Schrödinger's market

[Anonymous No.52286679]

Its funny, I know that If I buy SOXL right now, it will crash back down to $6.

If I dont buy SOXL, its going to shoot up to $20 - what a predicament...

What should I do?

[Anonymous No.52286680]

>>52286607
Morning frens. Fuck joggers, bikes, trannies & jannies. Cheers to everyone not participating in scam democracy today, and cheers to energy barons, who shall inherit the markets.
Also Evelyn Rothschild is dead. Hail Odin. I hate the antichrist.

[Anonymous No.52286682]

When will the market crash again after the midterm manipulation? After results? Earlier?

[Anonymous No.52286684]

>>52286675
Dollar up.

[Anonymous No.52286686]

>>52286679
sell puts

[Anonymous No.52286689]

everything feels cold. I am scared

[Anonymous No.52286699]

>>52286679
martyr yourself and don't buy so the rest of us can profit at $20

[Anonymous No.52286706]

>>52286672
>heemed
Is this zoomerspeak?

[Anonymous No.52286709]

>>52286684
oops on that, thanks.

[Anonymous No.52286727]

Today I bought a little bit.

[Anonymous No.52286728]

Pre-market down. The pump was just to influence the elections. After the elections are over, the dump will be earth shattering.

[Anonymous No.52286735]

im not sure if we're past the lowest lows yet. if we are then ive basically missed the bottom, urgh

[Anonymous No.52286738]

I am so fucking heemed when I think about this market. My long bags, heemed, my long puts heemed, can no longer work a job because of my "mental illness" aka hating Jews but don't qualify for free gibs because I have a 7 figure long portfolio that is going down the shitter. I let boomer retards talk me out of starting a business. Now I sit at home alone all day goombling options and I hate it. I hate you all. I want off this shitty ride. I have no reason for being here. I don't want to be here. I just want to not exist. I exist to hate Jews. It's the only thing I am passionate about. What do? Sit on my ass and melt up?

[Anonymous No.52286740]

>>52286640
>to the tits
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.52286742]

>>52286657
I have no clue on that

[Anonymous No.52286749]

>>52286728
CPI hot on Thursday = over.

[Anonymous No.52286752]

Instead of voting and going to work, I will be hitting the gym and day drinking. I will not take part in this clown world.

[Anonymous No.52286759]

>>52286740
these soijacks look just like typical cucked liberal "men" it's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.52286760]

>>52286738
>My long bags, heemed, my long puts heemed
My best advice is learn how options are actually priced.

[Anonymous No.52286769]

>>52286630
It's not the bottom, but I think this rally lasts a while because a lot of people are in this >>52286640 situation

[Anonymous No.52286776]

>>52286740
I have no idea what you even mean zoomer

[Anonymous No.52286787]

cringe op

[Anonymous No.52286793]

Don't forget that this pump is fake and will die hard after elections

[Anonymous No.52286794]

>>52286769
Melting VIX indicates hedges are coming off or expiring. Almost due for another leg.

[Anonymous No.52286798]

>>52286680

Energy Barons win either way.

[Anonymous No.52286804]

>>52286793
Second half

[Anonymous No.52286808]

>>52286635
why are you so confident that the fed will do what it says?

[Anonymous No.52286810]

>>52286776
it means you have to go back. your language reveals your true origin and we here at /smg/ prop trades don't hire your ilk. sorry.

[Anonymous No.52286818]

Die. Just die.

[Anonymous No.52286822]

>>52286728
>Pre-market down
Pre-market down fucking where you god damn retard SPX is 0.5% up. We're going to have another retarded 2% pump today for no reason.

[Anonymous No.52286827]

>>52286793
>this pump is fake and will die hard after elections
Yes....... the 2028 elections!

[Anonymous No.52286837]

>>52286760
And how are they priced? Ive read all about them. Now it just makes me hate Jews even more

[Anonymous No.52286839]

>my entire job is sending fed wires
>I still have to come in on the 11th
What the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.52286840]

>>52286810
But if you know that ”to the tits” is used somewhere else you must have visited that place

[Anonymous No.52286842]

Why do yanks choose a random weekday for their elections?

[Anonymous No.52286849]

>>52286793
What did they pump? No one was buying treasuries, did they sell dollars for other pairs?

[Anonymous No.52286851]

Damn it's cozy being a METAbullite.

[Anonymous No.52286853]

you guys know anything about these companies?
NYSE: OKE
NYSE: VMW

[Anonymous No.52286857]

>>52286840
i don't like what you're insinuating. i scope out the competition, sure, but that's it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52286861]

>>52286839
I let all the veterans in my office take veterans day, but I make everyone else come in.

[Anonymous No.52286881]

So did the mutant fish at AQB get delisted?

[Anonymous No.52286891]

>>52286810
“Im jacked to the tits” is what the suave Mr. Ryan Gosling says in the 2015 film “The Big Sh(a)rt” after making a fuckload of money selling credit default swaps to a hedge fund ran by Micheal Scott

[Anonymous No.52286893]

Let’s go

[Anonymous No.52286894]

Bears should honestly not be complaining. This is the perfect time to buy more bear shares.

[Anonymous No.52286897]

>>52286881
The SEC didn't think their new product lines were feasible

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52286898]

>>52286857
now you go and post The Reddit's Frog.

[Anonymous No.52286912]

>>52286793
>Source: Myself

[Anonymous No.52286919]

>>52286897

Holy fuck hahahaha

I remember everyone shilling that POS stock a few years ago. Hahahahah

[Anonymous No.52286920]

>>52286891
they have adopted it
>>52286898
listen pal, Pepe the Frog is chan culture, i would know, i've been here since the 2016 elections

[Anonymous No.52286933]

again, anyone looking at RIDE calls at open?

[Anonymous No.52286939]

My biggest fear is buying into this market only to lose 30% again

I really don't trust this market, all it does it rob people blind. There is no fundamental or bullish indicator that is telling me to buy right now - its purely speculation and front running.

[Anonymous No.52286941]

>>52286920
I don’t browse WEF propaganda websites so I wouldn’t know, but i use the line I’m jacked to the tits because it comes from my favorite cheesy Hollywood finance movie.

[Anonymous No.52286945]

>>52286898

>Reddit frog

This has to be bait

[Anonymous No.52286954]

>>52286933
lower lows for 5 straight years, yeah i won’t go near it

[Anonymous No.52286961]

>>52286939
>its purely speculation
Correct. Either only put it like 1% of your wealth, in which case 30% bullshit out of nowhere swings don't mean much, or don't bother.

[Anonymous No.52286971]

>>52286954
not for long term holding, but for scalping quick at open or a day/swing trade

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52286974]

>>52286945
I was expecting more of a shit storm from that one...

[Anonymous No.52286979]

Tsla is going to 179 isn't it.

[Anonymous No.52287002]

PPT WORKING OVERTIME TO KEEP ENERGY FROM MOONING ON ELECTION DAY.

[Anonymous No.52287015]

>>52287002
Utilities seem to not be raising prices fast enough.

[Anonymous No.52287025]

Please provide some low/mid-cap high FCF companies that are currently deleveraging. Someone told me that those are the best value plays right now. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.52287027]

do i get a new iphone or just pay $100 to replace the battery in my x?

I don't really need a new phone. I just need, calls, texts, and browsing capabilities and mine does that just fine aside from it doesn't hold a charge anymore.

[Anonymous No.52287032]

I vote for two reasons; One why not? and two, they give me 4hrs of paid time off to do it. Note; You don't have to cast your ballot strictly speaking. Long as you check in at the desk so they can mark you on the list your golden. Reason being; at work you must fill out a form saying "hey I'm using this time to actually vote and not fuck off" So by checking in you cover your ass cause the "company" does check to see if anyone abuses that perk. P.S -be funny if I put my name as a write in candidate and actually won..

[Anonymous No.52287040]

>>52287027
>spend 100 or spend 1000
hmmm that's a tough one anon

[Anonymous No.52287044]

>>52287032
What's your full name? I'll write you in

[Anonymous No.52287056]

>>52287040
$ isn't the issue. are the new cameras on the 14's worth the $1000?

[Anonymous No.52287061]

>>52286979
try 17.9

[Anonymous No.52287064]

>>52287032
Glad I loaded up on T under 16.

[Anonymous No.52287068]

bang?

[Anonymous No.52287074]

Wake up, Bobo.

Bear market is over.

[Anonymous No.52287076]

here goes the oil breakout.

[Anonymous No.52287081]

>>52287068
fuck your bang.
got (You)

[Anonymous No.52287083]

>>52287068
yes. big bang

[Anonymous No.52287087]

RIDE calls

[Anonymous No.52287094]

>>52287083
let's see if the bang comes

[Anonymous No.52287098]

>>52287068
>>52287081
To soon retards.

[Anonymous No.52287108]

got 100 ride $3c filled at .02 lets fucking go!

[Anonymous No.52287109]

>no WTFWT posters

/smg/ is dead

bottom is in

[Anonymous No.52287110]

>>52287068
Bang.

[Anonymous No.52287114]

>>52287056
>buying a smartphone for its cameras
just buy a camera you nigger

[Anonymous No.52287115]

>>52287068
>>52287081
>>52287083
>>52287094
holy shit we fucking did it. I don’t expect bang anon will ever post again

[Anonymous No.52287122]

>>52287098
it worked bang anon fucked

[Anonymous No.52287130]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52287133]

>>52286378
Cali?

[Anonymous No.52287137]

>>52286689
So put on a sweater. I'm not turning the heat up, you little shit.

[Anonymous No.52287153]

>>52287108
Why are you shilling garbage?

[Anonymous No.52287158]

WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON WITH AMAZON

[Anonymous No.52287164]

>>52287122
Your welcome for the idea. I’m ashamed I wasn’t able to make it work but I’m glad someone was able to knock him down a peg

[Anonymous No.52287167]

>>52287153
it's fun to make money off of garbage some time. I would definitely not hold this overnight, but ride the momentum

[Anonymous No.52287171]

how can one man be so fucking BASED?

[Anonymous No.52287174]

>>52287171
>reddit willy wonka
>pushing for NWO digital ID with twitter
he's an insufferable nigger

[Anonymous No.52287175]

>>52287056
Get a new battery man, notch iPhones are all quite similar

[Anonymous No.52287178]

>>52287164
I have seen you try it but he posted the dark green one so I saved both to fuck him
it was basically your idea I just completed it

[Anonymous No.52287180]

>>52287171
R3ddit though he was their guy too, lmao.

[Anonymous No.52287183]

>>52287153
foxconn just announced $170M investment in them board seat etc

[Anonymous No.52287205]

>tanks as soon as I buy
I want to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.52287210]

>>52287175
i think the x has a 12 mp camera vs the newer ones having 48 mp, too lazy to google specs, but I like my phone, it just doesn't last on battery anymore.

[Anonymous No.52287212]

what the fuck are we doing here

[Anonymous No.52287223]

AMZN is officially dead

Good riddance

[Anonymous No.52287234]

>>52287223
AMZN is the new WMT. not gonna make you 20% returns a year, but will pay divies

[Anonymous No.52287240]

I noticed that the market began pumping only once the henwo esemgee poster appeared. Please be kind to them when they appear, for our portfolios sake.

[Anonymous No.52287266]

I imagine myself in Wallachia, leading my Horse Archers. Our mission is to stop Vlach dogs from advancing. We mow down Vlach dogs but they keep coming. I shoot Vlach dogs but I run out of arrows so I draw my hadik and begin slaughtering Vlachs, since Vlachs are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. Vlachs were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see MINDENT VISSZA (Tvrvl) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Etelköz, Magna Hvngária, my homeland. My ONOGVR brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
Looking upon the now crimson water with the Moon and Star glistening in it, reminding me of the holy Flag of the SZÉKELY as I turn around and walk around the streets. With every step I take, a vlach skull cracks and shatters underneath my steel TÚRÁN feet. I look upon the lampposts and savor the Vlach corpses hanging from them. Every single square meter has a Vlach dog executed one way or another. Whether they've been strung to lampposts or their heads impaled on spears. I salute my HUN brothers, their giant, muscular bodies, adorned with trophies, disembodied heads of Vlachs who resisted the conquest. With every passing moment, I savor the cries of the last Vlach women as they are raped, as they watch their children and husbands murdered. I smile as the last Vlach crawls away from me, stuttering incomprehensible garbage with his rotten tongue. I grin as I obliterate his skull with a single punch from my MAGYAR hand.

[Anonymous No.52287268]

>>52286808
>why are you so confident that the fed will do what it says?
The dot plots are meaningless and the Fed knows it. The Fed will tighten until the economy panics and then they will pivot, but not before.

[Anonymous No.52287269]

I am DEheemed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287275]

>>52287234
how can they pay divies if they can't turn a fucking profit retard? i swear to G_d there are more and more anti-semites in these threads every fucking day.

[Anonymous No.52287294]

>>52286939
Just buy short term treasury bonds and get 4-5% yield until the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.52287331]

>>52287275
hey stooopid AMZN has a massive profits

[Anonymous No.52287332]

please crash harder and un heem me just a bit

[Anonymous No.52287346]

im papering dwac

[Anonymous No.52287357]

hold hold HOOOOLD

[Anonymous No.52287372]

>>52287346
>papering
that's a waste of time

[Anonymous No.52287374]

>>52287183
It's an EV SPAC scam. It has a history of multiple pump and dumps, always fades quickly.
They lost $150 mil last quarter alone.
Foxconn is just trying to milk the corpse with preferred shares while this trash still trades at a net-cash position. The equity itself is a zero though. It's a dilution trap. Foxconn has their own interests in the plant.

Regardless, even if this was legit good news and not just some bullshit excuse to pump garbage, the fact is that trying to pump something and buy deep OTM weeklies AFTER the move has already happened is absolutely retarded, WSB level shit.

[Anonymous No.52287375]

>iwm right back to underperforming compared to s&p and q’s
Recession hasn’t even started yet

[Anonymous No.52287385]

AEVA earnings today

[Anonymous No.52287387]

i short tsla

[Anonymous No.52287395]

>>52287275
You are retarded. If they cut back Capex which is currently where every dollar of FCF is going as they are in an investment cycle, they would have around 70B in FCF which they could use yo buy back shares or issue dividends. They are one of few mature growth companies who continue striving for extreme growth.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287400]

>>52287331
no they don't retard

[Anonymous No.52287402]

>>52287375
>small caps down around 70 - 95% YTD
madness

[Anonymous No.52287414]

I wanted to post this yesterday but couldn't because of work. This is the first time we had a rate hike from Jerome and didn't get a new "bottom." Usually SPY dumps and finds a new floor, but this time I barely dumped from the huge pump it got beforehand. Now is this time to be bullish or just plunge protection team for midterms?

[Anonymous No.52287433]

>>52287414

All hikes are priced in.

[Anonymous No.52287437]

>>52287387
I’m a TSLA lifer and I’m suffering right now.

When the turnaround?i mean it has to turn around right??

When will all this fucking bleeding end?!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287439]

>>52287395
would have, could have, should have, but didn't make any fucking money all year.

[Anonymous No.52287447]

>>52287205
Thank you for your sacrifice. But seriously being in the market this week is risky as fuck

[Anonymous No.52287469]

It's fucking reviving!

[Anonymous No.52287477]

Been buying OXY since start of the year.
Feels OXY man.

[Anonymous No.52287479]

>>52287437
>turnaround
Buddy tesla went from 310 to 188 now
In how long again?

[Anonymous No.52287493]

>>52287372
im moving away from day trading to swing trading. i feel it has been useful way to learn without losing more money.

also to make me say no to day trading without losing money.

[Anonymous No.52287497]

>>52287447
Yeah, I'm stupid and should have waited till next. Set a limit order/stop loss. I'll pull out when I finally lose 2 grand that I'll never make back.

[Anonymous No.52287499]

I wish RIDE would stop crabbing
typical gap up and crab

[Anonymous No.52287501]

>>52287414
honestly i can't really guess about the election's effects, i think we're heading into uncharted territory. bloomberg is really concerned about CPI

[Anonymous No.52287503]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52287505]

I just shorted, prepare for the mother of all pumps because I’m always wrong

[Anonymous No.52287518]

>>52287414
Guess. It’s a blood moon election.
>strap in, this is America

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287522]

>>52287501
Remember when Biden said there was no inflation? CPI is going to be as cool as a cucumber.

[Anonymous No.52287523]

>>52287479
I’m holding $60 bags so coming close to not being able to stomach much more but also know $500 is on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.52287527]

It's over bobo

[Anonymous No.52287530]

SOXS is gonna close high today, I can feel it. I hate this world.

[Anonymous No.52287532]

I'm a Republican but I live in MA and I've been sick for the past week. Be honest: should I even bother going to vote? I feel like voting is pointless in this blue state we're basically the california of the east coast. I'd do it if I felt like it actually made any sort of a difference though.

[Anonymous No.52287543]

>>52287523
>coming close to not being able to stomach much more but also know $500 is on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.52287544]

>>52287523
my bags weigh $90 a piece

[Anonymous No.52287545]

>>52287437
if you bought microsoft at the top in 2000, you didnt get out of the red until 2015

[Anonymous No.52287554]

Bros my parents keep telling me to vote but the more I'm told to do it the less I actually want to. When did it become socially acceptable to lean on people so hard to "Go out and vote [for Democrats]!!!!"

[Anonymous No.52287556]

CASH BASTARDS WILL REAP THE SPOILS
A
S
H

2023-2025

[Anonymous No.52287557]

Daytrading is so fucking easy

[Anonymous No.52287559]

>>52287532
i live in silicon valley and i voted republican, just because i don't like the current admin

[Anonymous No.52287572]

>>52287532
> misses the opportunity to go into a voting area and infect tons of faggot leftists and liberals for the pain they caused
hmmm ngmi

[Anonymous No.52287580]

>>52287433
>>52287501
>>52287518
They aren' priced in if all the other rate hikes caused a new SPY floor. This is the first wonky one all year. The only possible factor is midterms but maybe there is more going on that I don't see.

[Anonymous No.52287582]

>>52287557
what did you buy

[Anonymous No.52287583]

>>52287554
Precisely after 2016

[Anonymous No.52287584]

>>52287557
>Daytrading is so fucking easy
sounds like you'll be rich soon, congrats

[Anonymous No.52287593]

>TSLA cucks

[Anonymous No.52287603]

Visa free money date tomorrow! Visa free money date tomorrow! Last day to get your free money!

[Anonymous No.52287611]

>>52287559
yeah but republicans will never win silicon valley so what's the point? seems like a waste of time to me.

>>52287572
sorry im christian i don't believe in hurting other people. that's basic.

[Anonymous No.52287614]

>>52287583
Yeah what a coincidence. It just makes me feel a bit bad because my parents are 70 and perhaps at one time in their lives voting made a bit of a difference, but I refuse to play this "just vote for the blue ones and THEN push them in the direction you want!" game that has so clearly failed for decades

[Anonymous No.52287618]

>>52287582
Robinhood calls when it capitulated

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287620]

>>52287611
then what the fuck were the crusades?

[Anonymous No.52287626]

is anything moving today?

[Anonymous No.52287634]

>>52287620
muslims aren't "people".

[Anonymous No.52287641]

>>52287620
Muslims aren't people

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287644]

>>52287634
neither are democrats

[Anonymous No.52287648]

>>52287620
>muslims
>people

[Anonymous No.52287650]

>>52287611
>sorry im christian i don't believe in hurting other people
Me too, I only hurt shitskins.

[Anonymous No.52287653]

>>52287611
white voter apathy is the reason things are the way they are. look at demographics

[Anonymous No.52287660]

>>52287611
make the cheat harder for them. also you can make some dem sick while being there. win/win

[Anonymous No.52287670]

I was looking at some historical charts today, and honestly everything is still incredibly overvalued.

I sincerely am starting to think were heading downwards for quite some time. There will be pops but the trend will overwhelmingly be downward.


Zoom out of your charts people, we are exuberant

[Anonymous No.52287677]

>>52287644
alright, you convinced me. im gonna go vote red down the ticket and cough all over the school they hold this voting shit in. wish me luck bros. i have covid so if there's news of a big covid outbreak in MA you'll know where you heard it first.

[Anonymous No.52287685]

>>52287670
>Zoom o -ACK

[Anonymous No.52287709]

>>52287677
>i have covid so if there's news of a big covid outbreak in MA you'll know where you heard it first.

it isn't real lil bro

[Anonymous No.52287712]

>>52287677
based post blessed by doubles

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287713]

>>52287677
deus vult

[Anonymous No.52287718]

fucking finally todays dump resumes now

[Anonymous No.52287724]

Damn this thread is dead as fuck, did everyone get heemed or something?

[Anonymous No.52287727]

can you feel it ? things are moving

[Anonymous No.52287733]

ATVI is the biggest piece of shit I've ever had to trade in my life. Calls go deep itm and still don't budge accordingly. What a massive turd this is

[Anonymous No.52287736]

>SCCO
dr. copper ?

[Jim Cornette No.52287735]

>>52287593
>yoshifags

[Anonymous No.52287737]

>>52287724
wagies went back to the cagies

[Anonymous No.52287742]

>>52287670
I believe this too but the gay fucking retarded pumps are really making me angry.

[Anonymous No.52287750]

>>52286607
Stupid question, how much of my net worth should I invest on stocks?
At the moment I have invested only 10%

[Anonymous No.52287753]

>>52287634
Muslims believe the same things you do, and a few extra things on top. So according to you believing in Christian God and Jesus is not enough to be saved. Makes you think huh

[Anonymous No.52287756]

This whipsawing lately is giving me full blown aids

[Anonymous No.52287758]

>>52287724
I'm feeling good, I went all in on SCHD a few weeks ago and I'm up 8%.

[Anonymous No.52287763]

>>52287733
IV dropping? Theta?

[Anonymous No.52287766]

Swing trading based on RSI/SMA seems kind of... good. Like I don't want to jinx myself but waiting for reversals on big losers has been working on paper for the last few days and I'm opening positions now. Maybe I will make it after all.

[Anonymous No.52287768]

>>52287727
>can you feel it
Can you touch it?

[Anonymous No.52287774]

>>52287724
Its all DUMPING

[Anonymous No.52287777]

>>52287733
it's an straight up arbitrage play the price will not move in either direction while the MSFT deal is not closed

[Anonymous No.52287779]

>>52287750
whatever you dont need for the next 5 years should be in something other than cash. whether that be stocks, bonds, PMs, etc.

[Anonymous No.52287786]

>>52287724
heemed and no more wfh wagies (except me)

[Anonymous No.52287787]

>>52287724
bobo's got heemed. bulls were heemed before that and took a loss most likely. only the strong have survived

[Anonymous No.52287789]

>>52287724
I'm starting to think the posting rate of /smg/ might be a better volatility indicator than the VIX

[Anonymous No.52287792]

>>52287724

95% of the general is permabear doomers who are panicking their put are down 75%. Good contrarian signal that we will get 410+ by Christmas. There is no bearish argument besides an actual recession, which is still months away.

>muh hikes
all priced in.
>muh inflation
falling. 7 handle tomorrow
>muh bond yields
>yields topped weeks ago
>muh dollar
dollar topped weeks ago

VIX isn't broken, its going to 18.

[Anonymous No.52287794]

[Anonymous No.52287809]

>>52287670
>>52287742
You really have to let go of this notion that stocks are some kind of sensible asset class. Did you know that the S&P 500 is officially more volatile than bitcoin? Stocks are retarded because stocks are now, as of current year, filled with retarded (retail) people, and as such, stocks will do retarded things. At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value. But until then, let go of rationality and enjoy taking money from redditards who are stumbling over themselves to pay HIGHER prices for financial assets.

[Anonymous No.52287813]

>>52287787
kek @ the image

[Anonymous No.52287817]

>"soft pivot" anticipation euphoria

[Anonymous No.52287828]

>>52287724
I almost leave to work and don't open 4chan for the rest of the day. Markets closed when I get home so no point.

[Anonymous No.52287832]

we are in GREED alert

time to sell

[Anonymous No.52287837]

>>52287809
>At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value.
>THE MONEY WILL JUST VANISH, GUYZE!!!

[Anonymous No.52287844]

>>52287792
>There is no bearish argument
There is also absolutely zero conceivable reason for SPY to reach a new ATH anytime before 2025. Aside from that, I agree 410 is absolutely in the cards.

[Anonymous No.52287850]

cash gang... a bit of energy. don't want to do shit in this market right now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52287859]

>>52287832
I switched to puts like 5 minutes ago and im down 20% already

[Anonymous No.52287864]

>>52287792
>falling. 7 handle tomorrow
I don't believe it but if this happens the santa rally is definitely going to happen

[Anonymous No.52287871]

>>52287837
Suck my shitlog, strawman faggot. It won't vanish, it will just go somewhere else. The entire past 3 years have been a very shamefur dispray from stocks.

[Anonymous No.52287872]

Taboolaniggas... tomorrow is make or break...

[Anonymous No.52287878]

$DXY getting slammed

[Anonymous No.52287895]

>>52287544
We’re holding right?

[Anonymous No.52287906]

>>52287872
What an ugly format.

[Anonymous No.52287909]

>You really have to let go of this notion that stocks are some kind of sensible asset class. Did you know that the S&P 500 is officially more volatile than bitcoin? Stocks are retarded because stocks are now, as of current year, filled with retarded (retail) people, and as such, stocks will do retarded things. At this rate, the entire asset class will collapse to zero within a decade simply because this level of volatility is commensurate with lower value.

[Anonymous No.52287911]

>>52287872
Heh
I do business with some of those companies

[Anonymous No.52287921]

gold bros where you at?

[Anonymous No.52287932]

Hey chuds. Don’t forget to cash out today and watch the insanity ensue for the next couoke of weeks

[Anonymous No.52287937]

>>52287921
1. That's Apu, not Pepe
2. I'm not convinced that's a real, natural girl

[Anonymous No.52287938]

>>52287792
>Dollar has topped

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52287948]

>>52287864

economic data as of late has all been incredibly deflationary, other than the obviously cooked jobs numbers this white house puts out. Core PCE should be cooler

[Anonymous No.52287953]

>MEDICAL DEVICE SECTOR PLUNGES AS INVESTORS REMEMBER DEUS EX WAS JUST A GAME

[Anonymous No.52287958]

>>52287932
>i'm legally blind

[Anonymous No.52287960]

why do (((they))) pump stocks pre market to crab all day? Is it to get retail to buy options?

[Anonymous No.52287968]

>>52287937
what's the difference between apu and pepe

[Anonymous No.52287971]

>>52287937
oh I thought it was baby pepe, like a muppet baby or something.

[Anonymous No.52287972]

>LEAN HOGS BUTCHERED AS CHOP LOSS CUTS GAINS TO THE BONE

[Anonymous No.52287988]

>>52286607
Why is MCD and PEP so damn high? I've been wanting to buy them to my boomer divvi portfolio but they just keep going upppp

[Anonymous No.52287989]

>>52287968
>>52287971
There are actually five frogs: Pepe, Apu, Marv, Honkler, and Peepo

[Anonymous No.52287999]

>>52287988
People can no longer afford real food.

[Anonymous No.52288003]

>>52287972
BOIL and KOLD is the new SOXL/SOXS. great action for gamblers

[Anonymous No.52288010]

>>52287999

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52288012]

>>52287968
Apu has down syndrome and Pepe has autism.

[Anonymous No.52288013]

>>52287968
Apu looks retarded
>>52287989
Who are the last 3 then

[Anonymous No.52288020]

>>52287909
>muh volatility
welcome to your first bobo™ market

[Anonymous No.52288023]

>>52288003
so what do you do? buy the one that's red and sell it on a green day?

[Anonymous No.52288033]

>>52287989
69 cents

[Anonymous No.52288044]

>>52288013
This is Marv

[Anonymous No.52288056]

Should i long natural gas ?

[Anonymous No.52288060]

stairs up, elevator down

[Anonymous No.52288063]

giv me plays

[Anonymous No.52288061]

With FAGMAN rapidly increasing layoffs do you think Scoopsies will be spared? Or will he lose his 200k/yr job and suffer from his -70% portfolio?

[Anonymous No.52288064]

>>52288013
This is Honkler

[Anonymous No.52288068]

>>52288023
seems like it, but with a bias to BOIL. We may see some Euro popsicles this winter.

[Anonymous No.52288084]

>>52288063
MSOX

[Anonymous No.52288088]

>>52288063
I brought puts on Dosney and Affirm, might gain or lose a bunch of money.

[Anonymous No.52288097]

>>52288013
And this is Peepo, though there's a lot of variation that gets categorized under Peepo

[Anonymous No.52288104]

DWAC about to go green lol

[Anonymous No.52288111]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52288119]

I hate everything.

[Anonymous No.52288120]

>>52288088
good luck brother

>>52288084
lol

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52288121]

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF PENIS, BAGGIE, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EATING YOUR DICK SOON

[Anonymous No.52288122]

>>52288064
wanted poster needed with mugshots & identifying features

[Anonymous No.52288129]

>>52288104
if it breaks 31 i think it can go to 40. t. paperin it ano

[Anonymous No.52288131]

>>52288044
>>52288064
>>52288097

[Anonymous No.52288136]

>>52288056
see
>>52286646
It's complicated - it could go either way at the current price
however, there are a ton of bearish things, which make me rather look for rips to short, rather than looking for dip to go long
>50+ LNG tankers will be soon gathered across EU coast, waiting for gas prices to go higher before they sell
>LNG facilities for unloading off of ships are already at maximum capacity / long lines already
>Gas storage is at maximum capacity across whole EU
>EU + Asia warmer weather than usual or was expected
>China lockdowns = less energy use, big covid spikes atm
the only bullish catalysts that could make natty rally again are
>freeport LNG terminal comes back online ahead of schedule
(doubtful, as regulators/inspectors have already said they didn't think they had submitted enough last week)
>big cold wave moves into US going into next week, as was projected over the weekend (causing the big rally yesterday)
right now, as far as I can tell, there is a surplus of supply, demand is not there - yet. But we are right at the precipice before winter hits, when demand will kick in
so in my honest opinion, you should stay away at this current price
it could really go either way; better to wait for it to fall further and get more concrete data on weather next week, or wait for it to rally hard to then go short again

[Anonymous No.52288140]

>>52288097
is Peepo the one that's got the phone making autistic calls to David SOXL?

[Anonymous No.52288143]

>>52288044
That's just Apu on a goose
>>52288064
That's Pepe in clown makeup
>>52288097
That's just low quality Apu

[Anonymous No.52288144]

>>52288131
It's not about being funny, it's about expressing emotions

[Anonymous No.52288145]

>>52288097
>>52288064
>>52288044
>>52287989
Based memeologist

[Anonymous No.52288146]

futures need to break 384.50 for me to get rid of my puts and vix calls fuck you mumu

[Anonymous No.52288150]

>>52288129
I'm on the sidelines right now. everything is too choppy.

[Anonymous No.52288158]

>>52288144
Could you express your emotions more funnily please
Also rate my cat edit

[Anonymous No.52288162]

>>52288044
>>52288064
>>52288097

This kind of post requires mental assistance.

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52288164]

>>52288150
Silver isn't. The comex is about to dry up and send the price to over $30 per ounce.

[Anonymous No.52288179]

>>52288140
I don't remember that one...
>>52288143
No, they are all very different and have distinct qualities and personalities.
>>52288162
I agree, unfortunately all of the therapists here are booked up

[Anonymous No.52288185]

Protect your cars value - buy CVNA.

I’m a fan of the service and bought two vehicles from them early in the pandemic. I’d hate to ever have to go to a traditional dealer again. Everyone load up on CVNA and help keep cars valuable while fucking the short sellers

[Anonymous No.52288191]

>>52288164
we've been hearing this for years...show me a chart were boomer rocks outperform sp500

[Anonymous No.52288202]

>>52288150
yeah i found yesterday when it was up from open. shoulda played it with live money since midterms gave it strong reason to move.

[Anonymous No.52288205]

>>52288061
I don't know, but I know your ID is gay.

[Anonymous No.52288209]

>>52288164
Ok Mr. Roslind Capital

[Anonymous No.52288212]

>>52288185
No

[Anonymous No.52288216]

The Sneed Jones bottomed before the Shit&Piss500

[Anonymous No.52288218]

>>52286808
Fed futures aren't the Fed, smoothbrain, your chart shows that the Fed does what it says it'll do

[Anonymous No.52288222]

>>52288202
I made $800 off it yesterday, but secured my profit.
jumped in RIDE calls this morning...

[Anonymous No.52288224]

>>52287921
>gold bros where you at?
I'm not an actual boomer rocks holder but bought derivatives of gold which I sold after the massive pump to 2k, not going to buy more since I expect the gold trend to stay bearish as long as dollar stays strong (and DXY will go up again, probably)
I'm buying at the 2020 area around 1450 again

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52288225]

>>52288191
You dumbass this is a once in a lifetime spike that's about to happen. Like during weimar germany.

You don't get to see long term charts on this kind of thing. It's like winning the lottery because you know which numbers are going to be called.

[Anonymous No.52288230]

>>52288061
>new/recent hire
>not given time to prove his worth
>first to be given a lay off notice
Such is life, anon.

[Anonymous No.52288232]

>>52288164
>The comex is about to dry up
i remember reading that on usenet

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52288236]

>>52288225
Baggie WILL eat his own penis

[Anonymous No.52288242]

>>52288225
>>>/pmg/

[Anonymous No.52288246]

>>52288225
yeah yeah yeah, save it for the boomers you want to cold call and fear monger

[Anonymous No.52288256]

New

>>52288254
>>52288254

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52288258]

>>52288121
Get back in your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.52288265]

>>52288256
That's an early bake...

[$30k SILJ Calls Guy No.52288272]

>>52288242
I'm telling you to buy calls on a stock (etf: SILJ) you tard.

Actually, fuck you. Don't buy them. I want you to join baggie in the dick eating contest instead.

[Anonymous No.52288290]

>>52288225
friend, you need to understand that any longtime lurker of /smg/ understands the silver market, understands JP Morgan manipulation, understand the comex paper 100x reserves
I think nearly all of us have drank the "silver going to explode above $30" koolaid at one point in our trading careers
it's not going to happen
JP Morgan is too powerful, with literal military backing by the US government, who also does not want to see precious metals rise and contest the status of the dollar
there is too much against the trade
there is nothing wrong with slowly building up a shit hits the fan stack

[Anonymous No.52288307]

>>52288131
I need to watch Sailor Moon one of these days, maybe when my SPXL is worth 7 digits.

[Anonymous No.52288323]

britbongs are manipulating the market with their shitcoin. take note

[Anonymous No.52288343]

>>52288222
how are the calls doing?

i made 54$ from paper trade.

[Anonymous No.52288348]

>gold doing a vertical climb
Cool.

[Anonymous No.52288435]

>>52286818
Aaaaaaah. Bobo...

[Anonymous No.52288502]

>>52288348
Very cool indeed!

Let’s hope it doesn’t stop

[Anonymous No.52288838]

>>52287532
Went and voted in MA today just so I can decrease my voter efficacy knowing I have never voted for a winner in an election

[Anonymous No.52290427]

>>52287532
There's really no point. Your vote is going to be washed out by some illegal mail in ballot being trucked in at the last minute anyway.