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You won the 2 billion lottery what your first degen investment plan?

>> No.52278526

>>52278510
boobies

>> No.52278533

A big ranch in middle or south-america that I will name the "breedschack" where I will impregnate 200 local mami's in the first year alone.

>> No.52278541

>>52278533
based

>> No.52278547

>>52278510
Going to fuck some high class hookers on every continent then buy a mansion by the Beach and fuck off.

>> No.52278576

>>52278510
50x leveraged short on LINK and I'll blow past Elon Bezos and Gates

>> No.52278578

>>52278510
Bitcoin, monero, Ethereum and Binance

>> No.52278587

I'd put it all on the first rugpull I see and pay a bunch of indians to shill it on reddit and 4channel, then dump eet

>> No.52278658

>>52278510
IDK... With that kind of money I'll move to another country and buy a mansion (not a faggot ass boomer mcmansion), buy my dream car, yacht, private plane (or jet), several plots of farm land to grow shit like corn and start several businesses.

>> No.52278681

>>52278510
>Whats your first degen investment plan
To pay my taxes.

>> No.52278764

>>52278510
Pay a chemist to synthesize a lifetime supply of mxe

>> No.52278793

>>52278510
Unironically market buy 500k link. Make sure I become a trillionaire before the end of the decade. Then sip pina colada’s on the beach while painting pictures midgets with giant cocks until my investment comes to fruition.

>> No.52278838

Donating it ALL to the national debt.

>> No.52278881

>>52278510
make star citizen but real and within a couple years

>> No.52278891

Donating it all to the adl and ben shapiro

>> No.52278899

>>52278891
This is my backup if my first plan fails.

>> No.52278913
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52278913

>>52278510
Taking the lump sum, paying the taxes, and going straight to brokerage to put most of it into safe funds. Saving a little to buy 4chan, and to buy my current employer and make all my coworkers lives a living hell.

>> No.52278928

>>52278913
>buy my current employer and make all my coworkers lives a living hell.
Blessed. I hope you win.

>> No.52278935

>>52278510

send temmie to cool leg

>> No.52278977

>>52278510
I'm going to buy all the land in the metaverse and become a feudal metalord

>> No.52278993

>>52278510
Take the lump sum and then go all in on LINK

>> No.52279158
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52279158

>>52278510
Nuke 1 trillion LUNC in the burn wallet

>> No.52279163

>>52279158
Please anon, we need this.

T. Lunc baggie

>> No.52279179

>>52278510
>Save it in cash in about 10 different investment banks
>Divide total by 36, invest that amount in index funds every month
>Only spend 1-2%/year, if the market goes up a lot I’d spend a bit more.
>First year, buy a nice condo in a major city, like Miami.
>fuck bitches, travel to exotic locations, live an amazing life.
Goddamn it’d be awesome to not have to wage slave.

>> No.52279189

>>52278510
Give half of it to Nick Fuentes and get a streaming slot on cozy.tv

>> No.52279194

Buy 4 chan

>> No.52279196

>>52278510
I’d pay May Thai to marry me.

>> No.52279256

>>52279194
Hiro is good people.
But it would be nice to know this site has no more tranny mods or faggot glow nigger back doors.

>> No.52279270

>>52278510
How does a retard start a business without getting their idea stolen? I had a good idea, but I don’t even know where to begin and it is pretty easy to steal my idea.

>> No.52279306
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52279306

I immediately empty the COMEX of all silver and gold.

>> No.52279408

>>52278510
probably just buy a 30 yr treasury bond
if you walked away with 500 million you would get over 20 million a year just in interest.

>> No.52279416
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52279416

>>52278510
Buy all the teams in the the NFL and name them all the redskins.

>> No.52279591

Why would I want more money?

>> No.52279795

>>52279270
You file the paper work needed to start a business in your country. Then you will want to get a lawyer that deals with businesses and have them come up with paperwork to legally covers you. You might need a patent depending on what your doing or making.

>> No.52279829

>>52279416
Start naming them every racist and bigoted name possible
> redskins
> New England niggers
> New York Jews
> Kansas City kikes
> Seattle spics
> etc
Also the New York Jews would never get penalized

>> No.52279922

that's easy as fuck, i would buy bit and hold for the next 5-10 years since Bitdao is assembling some of the brightest minds in web3 to build an unstoppable decentralized economy, and make the industry more accessible

>> No.52279947

>>52279256
>faggot glow nigger back doors.
I don't think $2 billion is enough to get rid of that

>> No.52280038

>>52278510
Link

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>>52278510
Fuck off to somewhere where I won't be bothered. Adios!

>> No.52280122

>>52278510
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I wouldn’t claim until 2023, giving me time to hold paying income tax until mid 2024

>> No.52280624
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52280624

how much would it cost to buy out a country so I can make it my own place and only invite my frens to move to it

>> No.52280750

>>52279795
It’s just a service. An example would be something like ubereats.

That’s why I said it would be easy as fuck to steal the idea. I’m poor I can’t get no lawyer.

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>>52278510
Selling daily jizzards on SPY

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>>52278510
Hucow breast milk farm where I repeatedly impregnate 1000 of the thickest baddest bitches in the Midwest. Sell the male bastards to the Clintons for their adrenochrome production line, repurpose the females. Blackmail Clintons and kikes for more money for more bitches. Repeat until Epstein'd.

>> No.52281184

>>52278510
All in on ETH.

>> No.52281866

>>52279829
>The Jews are up against some tough competition from the Fuhrers this season.

>> No.52281915

>>52278510
Btc solar powered mining farm.

>> No.52282096

>>52278533

It's the nutshack

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52282183

>>52278510
All in on VINU, Fomo in right now and you can make it quite easily desu

>> No.52282933

>>52278510
Short FTT. Then open a long position on LINK

>> No.52283654

Wasn’t there supposed to be a drawing tonight?

>> No.52283995
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>>52278510
Easy. Blockchains are the future. I'd start with Geeq and Atom cos layer 0. Everything else is vaporware.

>> No.52284004

>>52278576
>50x leveraged short on LINK
Good luck with that. Don't forget to pay attention to multi-blockchains tho. The functionalities there are getting serious.

>> No.52284040

>>52278510
dumpeet into the metaverse we all know it's the future.

>> No.52284049

>>52278510
>buy mansion
>dump the rest into spy
gg no re

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>>52278578
Yea anon but looking at adding more of GSD by staking on Gold Standard DAO, the protocol recognises governance rights for that user, grants them earnings of protocol fees paid in gold (AUX) and voting points which they can use to approve or disapprove proposals.

>> No.52284102

you sicken me

>> No.52284107

>>52284040
who says no? even all the mega automobile companies know. wonder why they keep partnering with holoride.
waggies dont know this

>> No.52284111

>>52284102
you will die sick

>> No.52284122
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>>52284040
Get some sense anon the future is now am getting my ass spank with GSD It also has a cross-chain yield aggregators that gives yield farmers the best APR. Don't be some lazy dick fegs

>> No.52284143

>>52284122
if you dont think holoride integrating their vr tech with audi benz.... is the future, you need some fucking doctor taking your heard out and giving it to someone who would appriciate technology

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52284159

Good luck dirty ass, am getting ready to eat some sweet pussy that will make me feel better, GSD happens to be the first platform to be a host of new and innovating product that utilizes audited and verifiable gold bullion. Go get some real juicy shit anon

>> No.52284168

>>52278510
I would go to vegas and play poker on the real high tables

>> No.52284174

>>52278578
Btc and eth are based. I would add multichains to my list tho, especially those high on BFT. Security first before other things.

>> No.52284192

>>52284040
Metaverse is dead. Would rather stick with blockchains I can run nodes and build on. Passive income is an added advantage. Not rocket science.

>> No.52284219

>>52278533
This. Just become a local lord.

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>>52279194
Who is this faggot go buy some juicy pussy and don't be sound horrible as GoldStandardDAO introduces Gold to DeFi by paying earnings from USD in gold. That's the beginning of the gold DeFi ecosystem.

>> No.52284259

>>52284192
both are alive and solid. id stick with the metaverse because of holoride, while earning passively from ore.

the only thing dead here is you

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>>52280624
Fuck off dickhead go get useful, stop posting some shitty quotes here, go get your ass some fucking shit as GoldStandardDAO is specifically made to hold a treasury with the backing of gold. This is a huge innovation anon.

>> No.52284275

>>52284270
Is there a list of all these Pajeet bot shill coins? I'd like to make sure I never buy any of them.

>> No.52284299

>>52284192
Grow up, kid, I believe the metaverse to be the future. A payment project Xpress is reportedly building a metaverse base bank. Users should be able to gain additional advantages from this.

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>>52284094
What's the apy like staking this. I've my utk staked on MaiarDex for 32% apy and my xpress on the network staked for 40% apy while my Eth is staked on Kraken for 7% apy. Deal buddy

>> No.52284359

>>52278510
10x long on some random alt I hold, all in of course

>> No.52284397

>>52278533
A Latino Genghis Khan, Genghis Juan if you will.

>> No.52284413

>>52278510
Put in 1m in 2 payment projects: xpress and coti. I would probably have 4-10m extra at the end of the day

>> No.52284424

>>52284040
I certainly see a lot of developments in that regard. a payment project is even building a metaverse bank. Interesting days ahead

>> No.52284442
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52284442

>>52278510
several kilos of good coke and a stable of hookers

>> No.52284451

>>52284314
Everyone is staking now. I hope y'all maintain the same energy when the bull market begins. Then everyone would be jumping into shitcoins and pump and dump schemes

>> No.52284454

>>52278510
1.9 billion in XRP

>> No.52284596

>>52278578
>Binance
You mean BNB?

>XMR
Good pick, although there is more to gain with lower caps privacy projects. Monero seems to be stuck

>> No.52284605

>>52279591
Because you're a mediocre

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>>52281184
Go all whale like that on a coin without shielding the transaction and you'll find your wallet at the top of scammers list.

>> No.52284634

I see no point in having more than 2 bil unless you're some freak bent on power and want to finance revolutions and shiet

>> No.52284639

>>52284451
It all depends on what you're holding. I have confidence in my current holding and have no plans of dumping or whatsoever

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>>52284424
Aside from the benefits that come with it, I really want to experience what it feels like to have a metaverse bank.

>> No.52284760

>>52284596
>Railgun
The option if you're focused on a complete product

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>>52284174
>Security first before other things.
Investing in security is vague. Makes better sense if you said you're into privacy since there are projects built around it. Security is more of a description, rather than a utility.

>> No.52284928

>>52284618
How are you going to know if he's keeping a private wallet

>> No.52284945

>>52278510
Buy a complete pajeet village, build a castle out of cow shit and declare myself their Baron and expand from there.

>> No.52284956

>>52278510
I will short Poland.

>> No.52284964

>>52278881
God, this is/was the biggest scam in the gaming industry.

>> No.52284991

>>52284174
You should dyor on cross-chain functional products. You're getting it all wrong

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>>52284004
I think you need to understand how interoperability matters. Do you have any idea the number of blockchains coming up

>> No.52285135

>>52278510
Fund all the fucking stuff i give a fuck about

With that much money, you can live off near-zero risk stuff for the rest of your life. I dont give a fuck about muh fancy cars or muh fancy boat and i want to stay away as possible from the other "rich"

I'm just funding stuff i like.

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>>52278510
60% in xmr instantly.
rest in Apple then collateral it for commercial building loans.
Rent 2 or 3 houses on every continent.
Lots of farmland, timberland, ocean beach front, islands, lakes.
Pay models just to be around me every second.
Medium sized boat.
Medium-heavy boat.
Faraday cage wrap every house.
Remaining millions in BTC, LINK, DASH

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>>52279196
i'd marry Alina Li and murder gal gadot.

>> No.52285219

Short FTT

>> No.52285442

ETFs that cover mature companies for DRIP and US gov't bonds since I literally am the same type of retard to go into a casino with $200 and walk out with $300.

>> No.52285460

>>52284605
poor person detected

>> No.52285514

>>52284442
Kek no refunds
Why haven’t protestors burned down the Celsius headquarters yet?

>> No.52285527

>>52283995
ATOM still the best for me. Makes me buying more token on the ecosystem like JUNO and some NFTs like Juno bears.

>> No.52286496

>>52284442
>I moved my retirement account
Colossal retards like this guy have no one to blame but themselves.

>> No.52286531

give away most of it to avoid the attacks other winners have dealt with, and keep a modest 5 million to invest in dividend stocks and bitcoin

>> No.52286543

Would definitely buy 10 mil usd of d0b0 for the lols

>> No.52287155

>>52278510
I'll be all in with $500 million on GSTAR as its public presale is around the corner. $500 million will be invested in AVAX and $500 million in ETH. I know the remaining $500 million will be robbed by the government as tax. Fuck no.

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>>52286531
Will spend over half of that for security, hiring body guards and showing off around the city. While wildly invest in crypto especially blockchain gaming such as Gamestar+, Axie Infinity, DeFi Kingdom and so on

>> No.52287215

>>52278533
LoL

>> No.52287229

Going to dump it all into BIT and hold till the cows come home. Also a ton of blackjack and hookers too.

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52287775

I want to fuck wild dolphins on a white sand beach that I own. So I will probably buy some property in Hawaii, and of course buy 4chan. But keep Hiro as admin, I don't want to actually run it.

>> No.52288231

>>52278510
I will heavily invest in crypto; from BTC, ETH, BNB, to ATOM, DOT, LOOP, JUNO and EVMOS. I'll also invest in oil and gas

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>>52287775
Failed, retard. Wrong decision that would lead you to suicide. Staking NFTs is far better than doing that nonsense

>> No.52289785

>>52288666
satan pls. also I didnt win anyways