/biz/ Watch thread

[Anonymous No.52221769]

Day-trader & crypto chads: What's your watch and why? Does it have any useful features that improve your life or save you money? Is it a long-term hold for investment purposes?

[Anonymous No.52221808]

Consoomer nig trash.

[Anonymous No.52222122]

>>52221769

>gauche, oblivious, rich wanker under 40 tier:
OP's pic or any Richard Mille

>rich chink/paki/old man at the golf club tier:
omega, rolex, patek phillipe, piguet, the usual high end james bond fantasist "gentleman" brands

>socially inept, trying-to-be-ironic but just look poor tier:
shitty casio watches

>autism babby's first grown up watch
nixon watches

>no taste NPC tier
apple watch/whatever smart watch

It's virtually impossible to win at the watch game. You can get away with the gentleman watches if you actually look good in a suit (you don't) but for 99.9% of men, you'll always look like a faggot wearing a watch

everybody knows what the time is from their phone, so if you're wearing a watch you're trying to say something about yourself and if you're trying to say something about yourself, you'll always come across as autismal

[Anonymous No.52222196]

>>52222122
>you'll always come across as autismal

this whole fucking blog post is autism level 9000

[Anonymous No.52222267]

>>52222196

you're right, now HERE'S a man with taste

just check out that watch inspired by the colour and texture of a dog vomiting into a Lamborghini's interior

[Anonymous No.52222291]

>>52222222
>>51999999

[Anonymous No.52222452]

>>52221769
Rolex Explorer 124270, it tells time, yes

[Anonymous No.52222473]

>>52222122
Checkers
This, jewelry is for women and faggots

[Anonymous No.52222688]

[Anonymous No.52222703]

>>52222122
>everybody knows what the time is from their phone
I don't always carry my phone.

[Anonymous No.52222722]

>>52222688
based rolex. I had a 2011 oyster perpetual but sold it for $2500USD when i had to pay legal bills. :(

[Anonymous No.52222738]

>>52221769
>>>uhhh I need a device strapped to me to remind me that I live in an open air concentration camp regulated by the working day
Watch wearers really want tracking anklets. It’s a visual symbol of submission with haptic reminder of the same for the wearer

[Anonymous No.52222776]

>>52222122
>checking time with their phones tier

[Anonymous No.52222800]

>>52221769

[Anonymous No.52222826]

>>52222122
>everybody knows what the time is from their phone
Not at all. In my leasure time I turn off the phone/leave it at home. Phone addiction must be canceled

[Anonymous No.52222854]

>>52222722
what did you do anon?

[Anonymous No.52222880]

Stay mad wh*te bois
Rich black king here all yall broke af

[Anonymous No.52222890]

>>52222267
The pinnacle of class.

[Anonymous No.52222902]

>>52222800
works only unless youre trump or escobar

>>52222452
I raise you, pic related

[Anonymous No.52222941]

>>52222722
damn bro, also pics

[Anonymous No.52222946]

>>52222902
Good stuff. I tried it on once, felt thicc tight solid,however
>tfw smol watch fetish
I wanted to get 114270 and was about to do it when they released the 124270 which is better in every way

[Anonymous No.52222966]

>>52221769
Kek at these gaudy incels ITT this is all you need for pussy

[Anonymous No.52223040]

lol, so many men with fragile egos on this site

[Anonymous No.52223069]

Come at me bro.

[Anonymous No.52223098]

mine mogs you all to death

[Anonymous No.52223103]

>>52222966
what the fuck time is it on there lmao
>oh honey it's half past 1a
never buying casio again

[Anonymous No.52223159]

>>52223069
Comin’ for ya

[Anonymous No.52223170]

>>52223159
>have to do a weird wrist motion to turn the screen on that doesn't even work half the time

[Anonymous No.52223224]

mogged

[Anonymous No.52223227]

>>52222880
At least I'm not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.52223346]

>>52221769
I learned from a poker book that if you ever need a random number generator you use the second hand on a clock. If 25% of the time you want to do something, look down at your second hand to see if it's within the first 15 seconds. I've applied this to whether I want to do chores / work out / etc. Sort of like Two-face flipping his coin.

[Anonymous No.52223455]

>>52223069
You're slow asf hahahaha

[Anonymous No.52223465]

>>52222776
Nice buddy

[Anonymous No.52223466]

do you guys not have phones or what?

[Anonymous No.52223486]

>>52223227
Ya u a broke cracker lmfao

[Anonymous No.52223521]

>>52223098
>>52223465
based

>>52222966
lmao

[Anonymous No.52223539]

>people still posting watch threads
we have a ways to go down

[Anonymous No.52223694]

>>52222122
Can't take phones, timers, or calculators inside a SAPF. Picrel can be and duplicates all those functions

[Anonymous No.52223698]

>>52223521
Based, i wear a seiko sports 5 for over 7 years now. Goes strong is cheap and looks good but not to fancy.

[Anonymous No.52223863]

>>52222880
You keep your money in actual notes? That’s pretty ghetto
I couldn’t carry mine if I had a suitcase

[Anonymous No.52224130]

[Anonymous No.52224216]

>>52224130
>Dior, bulgari and chanel higher or same tier as Grand Seiko and Tudor
no

[Anonymous No.52224478]

I am the richest guy in this thread and I wear an F91w

[Anonymous No.52224509]

>>52223159
>have to charge every night

Garmin lasts like 2 weeks between charges and that's with GPS on during activities.

[Anonymous No.52224593]

this entire thread stinks of curry and feces

[Anonymous No.52224753]

>>52223694
>SAPF

[Anonymous No.52225211]

>>52222902
I'm hispanic /biz/ness guy and I wear suits so it matches my look, I dig it

[Anonymous No.52225251]

>>52222122
>everyone else is autistic
>types this post
yeah okay anon, lets get that weighted blanket on you now before you get overstimulated

[Anonymous No.52225284]

>>52221808
Autists need not apply.